TiBB's Got Talent

[Benjamin]

http://i.imgur.com/NgeZw.png




You have 2 weeks today to come up with a video be it funny, musical, dancing, painting real life birds etc and send it to me. We will then decide a date to have this one off show to the forum who will then get to watch and vote for their winner.


RULES:

* You need to give your act a name (be as creative as you can)
* No sharing your video before the show.
* The video must not exceed 3 minutes in length
* No full nudity or OTT sexual references (or they won' be shown)
* You have until 20th June to send me your videos via PM
* Just audio WILL NOT be accepted, we have to see you perform. :)



If I don't get at least 10 people, then it won't be able to go ahead I'm afraid.



Confirmed acts:
Stu - Flaccid Melody
Locke - Locke Ness Monster
Patrick - Baby Fart Mcgeezax
Novo - Boundless
Niall - Loldancing
Hannah - Hanagerie
Dezzy - Memoirs Of A Mod
Shaun -
Nate -
Zee -




Judges:
Ukturtle
Smithy
Ninastar

[Niall]

:amazed:

[Stu]

Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes.

I'm entering myself in this shiz.

[Ninastar]

-is a judge-

[Beastie]

Shocking.

[Smithy]

-is a judge-

[2]

[Jords]

-presses buzzer-

Good idea but I dont have anything to do rofl

[Locke.]

I'm in

[Niall]

Pmsl @ Ben's edit.

[Patrick]

Has an amazing talent, but it's extremely dirty and Scott would be jealous unless he also has this talent - won't mention it though and will think of another talent.

[Judas]

Can I be a judge? I can be Piers, but hopefully less of a twat. and just as unknown. and hopefully slighly less ****. and not Piers.

[Benjamin]

Is somebody wants to quickly whip up a logo for it, that'd be great. :hugesmile:

[Ninastar]

my talent is my vibrating eyes.

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

logo:

http://i.imgur.com/IDmdV.jpg

[King Gizzard]

The latest news from NOTW is that Hugo and Raph are going to be doing impressions I'm not 80% sure of it's source can somebody back me up?

[Smithy]

omg scott beat me too it :sad:

http://i.imgur.com/NgeZw.png

[Shaun]

I'm going to unpeel an orange with my dick.

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

I'm going to unpeel an orange with my dick.

:joker::joker::joker:

[Stu]

Use Smithy's logo.

No offence Scott.

[Benjamin]

I'm going to unpeel an orange with my dick.

Is intrigued. :evilgrin:

[Smithy]

yay http://i.imgur.com/wy2xf.png

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

:sad:

[Novo]

I'M GOING TO BE ON TIBB'S GOT TALENT MUM!

http://i54.tinypic.com/ioq78y.jpg



Novo pictured above on phone to mum after finding out he has passed the audition stage

[Kerry]

I'll be the dickhead who always yells out bollocks from the audience

[Shaun]

LMAO ANDY

-laughs to cover my immense crush-
HAAAA

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

:amazed:

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

pyramid will be performing with a 10 foot python and flashing nipple tassels

[Kerry]

pyramid will be performing with a 10 foot python and flashing nipple tassels

You're a real laugh when you're not a dick

[Novo]

Got something great planned

[Locke.]

SQU4torUz-Q

I'm going for it

[Stu]

I'll need to work on my heart wrenching 'story'.

[Tom4784]

Oh, a video? *Scraps my Kate Bush Tribute Medley*

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

You're a real laugh when you're not a dick

ikr

me :lovedup:

[Shaun]

you could just put the audio in a video and take an artistic photo for the artwork dean. -nods-

[King Gizzard]

Bonus points for a video

[Tom4784]

you could just put the audio in a video and take an artistic photo for the artwork dean. -nods-

*finds a Red Dress and poses in the woods*

[Benjamin]

We need to see you perform. :tongue:

[Tom4784]

Ah, I'll just watch then. Humans can't look upon my face without wanting to set themselves on fire.

[Novo]

Can we upload sob story video's before the show? i want to win the tibb public's hearts

[Stu]

Can we upload sob story video's before the show? i want to win the tibb public's hearts
Good idea. We should be allowed promote the hell out of ourselves just not reveal the performance.

Turn it into a big TiBB event. I'm sure I could get tears running for an avatar photoshoot.

[King Gizzard]

Early ideas is a medley of

y5lGup_0Wms

kE0pwJ5PMDg

[Kerry]

Can we upload sob story video's before the show? i want to win the tibb public's hearts

I really shouldn't speed read. Thought you wanted to win Tibb's pubic hair

[Shaun]

way to go and spoil the grand prize, kerry

[Patrick]

I've decided I'm going to video myself dancing to Call On Me by Eric Prydz.

-is being deadly serious-

My mum will be at a party next week, empty house - it'll do me good to do this rather than spend my Home Alone time wanking to the same old porn.

[Benjamin]

Ah, I'll just watch then. Humans can't look upon my face without wanting to set themselves on fire.

:laugh:

We don't have to see your face. You could wear a mask. :)

[Kerry]

way to go and spoil the grand prize, kerry

Sh!t, sorry

[Locke.]

I've got what I'm doing sorted. I shall record it tomorrow if I'm awake

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

I've decided I'm going to video myself dancing to Call On Me by Eric Prydz.

-is being deadly serious-

My mum will be at a party next week, empty house - it'll do me good to do this rather than spend my Home Alone time wanking to the same old porn.

:amazed:

[Benjamin]

Promote away guys just don't reveal your performances. :)


I need at least 10 for this to go ahead btw.

[Patrick]

http://images.mirror.co.uk/upl/m4/jan2009/0/0/CB03AF19-9F26-5B0D-B38872B77A151176.jpg

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

**** that looks wrong

[Stu]

You should draft up an application form full of all weird questions and basic info to use on us, Ben. To apply you have to submit the form back and all that.

10+ people might be a bit tough to get I reckon. Surely you could still pull it off with 7,8,9?

[King Gizzard]

Loving you, is easy cause your boobs are new

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

http://images.mirror.co.uk/upl/m4/jan2009/0/0/CB03AF19-9F26-5B0D-B38872B77A151176.jpg

:joker::joker::joker:

[Benjamin]

Can I confrim who is taking part and your stage name/act name please. :)

[Locke.]

Can I confrim who is taking part and your stage name/act name please. :)

The LOCKE Ness Monster

[Novo]

^ **** sake :joker: what kind of name is that

[Patrick]

**** that looks wrong

LOL.

I was like 'Hmm, I wish I could enter this talent thing but giving my self a blow job would be frowned upon - oh wait maybe I could dance to Call On Me'

But I was like 'Nah that's kind of ga-'

:amazed:

And then it hit me; If Coolio can do it - it's officially an awesome thing to do.
So I'm going ahead with it.

I've already picked the tight boxers I'm doing it in, I'm going to buy a wrist band and other silly workout accessories and stuff tomorrow in Poundland to wear.

[Benjamin]

You should draft up an application form full of all weird questions and basic info to use on us, Ben. To apply you have to submit the form back and all that.

10+ people might be a bit tough to get I reckon. Surely you could still pull it off with 7,8,9?

I'm trying to make this as easy as possible. Members have a tendancy to weep and shun things if an application is involved (apparently filling out 10 questions with one word answers is too time consuming for some, they have hours of trolling to do. ;) )


Well so far I have You, Locke, Novo, Patrick, Nate, Dezzy and Shaun (I think they said they'd do it).


I also imagine Zee will be game.

[Novo]

actually i came up with that

[Patrick]

^ **** sake :joker: what kind of name is that

:joker::joker:

[Locke.]

Can this please be held on a friday

The first show at least

[Stu]

Can I confrim who is taking part and your stage name/act name please. :)
Stu - Flaccid Melody.

[Patrick]

Well so far I have You, Locke, Novo, Patrick, Nate, Dezzy and Shaun (I think they said they'd do it).


.

Oh I won't just do it;

I'll do it well.

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ljzhs76nW61qhxntb.gif

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

I could enter this talent thing but giving my self a blow job would be frowned upon

http://dolly.9msn.com.au/img/slideshow/funnyfaces/funny5.jpg

[Patrick]

LOL at all the lads signing up - proof that this site is ran by men nowadays.

It'd be nice if we got like a fit member.. beginning with H..not Harry..to come on and pole dance for us.

She'd win my vote.
But oh well.

[Patrick]

http://dolly.9msn.com.au/img/slideshow/funnyfaces/funny5.jpg

Jealous Bastard.

[Tom4784]

:laugh:

We don't have to see your face. You could wear a mask. :)

Kate Bush does not wear masks!

http://i249.photobucket.com/albums/gg209/jasonstites333/cool%20gif/MadMenSlap.gif

*checks her videos just to make sure*

If I was a braver man I'd do this, I've watched this stunning piece of film so many times that I actually know the choreography by heart.

NxZiDQ6Iw5s&feature=related

[Stu]

Paddy your special talent could be lying through your teeth, holmes :amazed:.

[Zippy]

The LOCKE Ness Monster

oh dear

[Benjamin]

Kate Bush does not wear masks!

http://i249.photobucket.com/albums/gg209/jasonstites333/cool%20gif/MadMenSlap.gif

*checks her videos just to make sure*

If I was a braver man I'd do this, I've watched this stunning piece of film so many times that I actually know the choreography by heart.

NxZiDQ6Iw5s&feature=related

OMG I would kill to see you do that! :amazed:

[Patrick]

Can I confrim who is taking part and your stage name/act name please. :)

Name: Patrick
Stage Name: Baby Fart Mcgeezax

[King Gizzard]

I need a couple of days to think :nono:

*and to buy a camera which is better than a 2006 logitech one

[Patrick]

Paddy your special talent could be lying through your teeth, holmes :amazed:.

What am I lieing about this time? :shocked:

Performing Call On Me? Giving myself Head? Or do you still not believe me about the whole Weed/Budweiser thing :nono:

[Locke.]

oh dear

http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ljjpnwSyP91qhkhrno1_500.jpg

[Stu]

What am I lieing about this time? :shocked:

Performing Call On Me? Giving myself Head? Or do you still not believe me about the whole Weed/Budweiser thing :nono:
x

[Shaun]

can we please not get to the stage where Patrick has to prove he can give himself head

[Zippy]

http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ljjpnwSyP91qhkhrno1_500.jpg

:joker:

£30 box set @ Morrisons btw

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

can we please not get to the stage where Patrick has to prove he can give himself head

:laugh3:

[Stu]

can we please not get to the stage where Patrick has to prove he can give himself head
It'd be a tough photoshop.

[Benjamin]

can we please not get to the stage where Patrick has to prove he can give himself head

:laugh:

[Patrick]

x

You really don't think I can do it?
:shocked:


Well - I can!
It took abit of practice and abit of getting my head around the fact it's not Gay and how unique it is to do - so I was all okay.

So I read on it and almost broke my back the first time but I got the hang of it.

If you really don't believe that I can give myself head then look:



Perv :p

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_llfeiacd921qza0fq.gif

[Stu]

You can't though, can you. I'm not arguing with you because I don't want to derail the thread so I'll stop now.

[Shaun]

-always thought self-fellatio was a bit gay-

just because i can't do it but y'know

[King Gizzard]

It has to be gay

[InOne]

Don't you have to remove ribs or something?

[Patrick]

You can't though, can you. I'm not arguing with you because I don't want to derail the thread so I'll stop now.

Yes - I - Can.
:bored:

Stu just because you can't do something or haven't seen it doesn't mean it doesn't exist. :nono:

I'll probably loose the ability in a few months, I'm a growing lad.

[Shaun]

some have removed ribs to do it (marilyn manson) but some can do it without that

[Benjamin]

We need to get Vicky to perform something for this. :hugesmile:

[Patrick]

Don't you have to remove ribs or something?

Not sure; I didn't.

It has to be gay

That's what I thought - then I read up on it and all these people were like 'No it's not gay - unless you swallow your cum.' and I was like 'er, k.'

[Zippy]

You really don't think I can do it?
:shocked:

save your back and get somebody else to suck it

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

'No it's not gay - unless you swallow your cum.'

oh dear :joker:

[Tom4784]

Oh dear at this topic.

*gets things back on track by accepting Ben's non-existent offer to be a judge*

[InOne]

It sounds so gross man :bored:

Paddy just go buy a broad

[Patrick]

save your back and get somebody else to suck it

Yeah true;

Jz_D-greh8Q
:worship:

And with that - I'm going to bed.

Bye All.

[Kerry]

Why would anyone want to suck their own dick? Infact, worse, try...

[Jords]

Does the winner perform infront of The Swan Queen instead?

If so, great performance idea Paddy theyll definitely love that.

[Benjamin]

No more dick talk! I get enough of it from Scott in The Penthouse!

[Jords]

Why would anyone want to suck their own dick? Infact, worse, try...

-shrugs-

[Benjamin]

Does the winner perform infront of The Swan Queen instead?

If so, great performance idea Paddy theyll definitely love that.

:amazed:


Yes they get to perform to tne Swan Queen, they will be a guest of honour that night. :hugesmile:

[Kerry]

*Bets he's aimed for his arse too*

Sorreeeeeeee

Not dick talk though :D

[Patrick]

Why would anyone want to suck their own dick? Infact, worse, try...

I dropped abit of Pepperoni down on my balls last Summer out in the garden when I was chilling naked beside the pool - bent down to see if I could get the peperoni with my tongue and discovered my new party trick.

Does the winner perform infront of The Swan Queen instead?

If so, great performance idea Paddy theyll definitely love that.

:joker::joker::joker::joker::joker:

Good idea about The Swan Queen thing actually, Ben the winner needs a really epic award icon.


/isreallygoingtobednow

[Jords]

*Bets he's aimed for his arse too*

Sorreeeeeeee

Not dick talk though :D

Aimed what huh? :joker:

[Kerry]

Aimed what huh? :joker:

Shush, you'll get me in trouble :laugh2:

[King Gizzard]

Jords are you and your tortoises ready?

[Kerry]

I dropped abit of Pepperoni down on my balls last Summer out in the garden when I was chilling naked beside the pool - bent down to see if I could get the peperoni with my tongue and discovered my new party trick.


Of course. I believe you now. Totally understandable

[Benjamin]

Oh dear at this topic.

*gets things back on track by accepting Ben's non-existent offer to be a judge*

I'm gutted we won't get to witness you performing the dance to 'Wuthering Heights' but yes you can be the 4th and final judge. :hugesmile:

[Shaun]

i'll probably enter as long as it's not hurried and you start throwing divaish demands like ENTRIES WITHIN 3 DAYS

[Jords]

Jords are you and your tortoises ready?

LOL.

Nobody wants to see a tortoise **** on my carpet :bored:

[CharlieO]

I have no talent so I'm being in the audience. :)

[Shaun]

because i have no ideas atm :( i considered doing an interpretive dance to dezzy's recording but i don't have a large enough open area to let my soul burst free

[Tom4784]

I'm gutted we won't get to witness you performing the dance to 'Wuthering Heights' but yes you can be the 4th and final judge. :hugesmile:

*Starts posing in a wind tunnel*

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

shaun i would like you to dance to meds and feds

[Stu]

i'll probably enter as long as it's not hurried and you start throwing divaish demands like ENTRIES WITHIN 3 DAYS
This.

[Benjamin]

i'll probably enter as long as it's not hurried and you start throwing divaish demands like ENTRIES WITHIN 3 DAYS

This isn't Globalvision. :tongue:


But I anyone who wants to enter has until 20th June to do so. :hugesmile:

I expect great things from you in this Shaun, don't disappoint me. :)

[Locke.]

Benjamin what is your best estimate for when this will take place

[Tom4784]

because i have no ideas atm :( i considered doing an interpretive dance to dezzy's recording but i don't have a large enough open area to let my soul burst free

You could dance to one of my earlier hits *fishes for royalties*

[Benjamin]

I have no talent so I'm being in the audience. :)

Make something up. :thumbs:

[King Gizzard]

Give it a couple of weeks at least for interest to gather and people to not be rushed into anything..and fine tune stuff

[Benjamin]

Benjamin what is your best estimate for when this will take place

End of June, around the 30th. Depends on when I'm working. I'll know nearer the time.

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

yes we all know what happens when things are rushed :nono:

*cough*4th place*cough*

[King Gizzard]

yes we all know what happens when things are rushed :nono:

*cough*4th place*cough*

The ceremony took over 5 hours ya bellend

[Stu]

I'm going to have to really rush the video if it's 3min max. This is like an opera in my head.

[Shaun]

I gave everyone a month for Globalvision, you snide little *****

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

The ceremony took over 5 hours ya bellend

i meant the voting was rushed not the ceremony :nono:

[Locke.]

I've got to go rooting in the loft tomorrow to find something to help me with my performance

[King Gizzard]

Gonna have to go webcam shopping on Weds now pfft

[Benjamin]

I gave everyone a month for Globalvision, you snide little *****

LOL, I know, I was taking the piss. If you don't want to perform in this you are more than welcome to take over as host. You are a better host than me at things like this. :thumbs:

[Novo]

I've got to go rooting in the loft tomorrow to find something to help me with my performance

For your sake you better hope you find God because your going to need him

[Tom4784]

*practices my judging*

That was reet nice pet.

I thoroughly enjoyed myself tonight, although Patrick may need a chiropractor in the morning

I've also decided that I shall be the special guest and unveil a new tibb song.

I love how I pretty much barged my way into being a judge and is now being all diva-ish, but I was huge in Malaysia in the 90's so I deserve it.

[Benjamin]

*practices my judging*

That was reet nice pet.

I thoroughly enjoyed myself tonight, although Patrick may need a chiropractor in the morning

I've also decided that I shall be the special guest and unveil a new tibb song.

I love how I pretty much barged my way into being a judge and is now being all diva-ish, but I was huge in Malaysia in the 90's so I deserve it.

:laugh:


Be my guest. I just want it to be a good night on TiBB that we can all have a laugh so any performances are more than welcome.

Do I sense a comeback single on the cards?

[Shaun]

I may have to move dining room furniture for my performance. That's all you're getting for now

[Benjamin]

I may have to move dining room furniture for my performance. That's all you're getting for now

:amazed:

[Locke.]

Is this a weekly thing by the way, or just decided in one night?

- wants to put all my ideas in one video -

[Tom4784]

:laugh:


Be my guest. I just want it to be a good night on TiBB that we can all have a laugh so any performances are more than welcome.

Do I sense a comeback single on the cards?

Very possibly.

*looks through recent pop songs for something to parody*

[Benjamin]

Is this a weekly thing by the way, or just decided in one night?

- wants to put all my ideas in one video -

For the sake of making it easier I think a one night event, that way you only have to do one performance. :)

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

just do one performance a night and the final on saturday or something :amazed: /gay

[Tom4784]

*has started writing lyrics*

The working title is '(Tibb's about to) Blow'. It's gonna be up there with Lick My Hotdog I think.

[Novo]

I am confirmed

Novo
Stage Name - Boundless

[Novo]

I'M GOING TO BE ON TIBB'S GOT TALENT MUM!

http://i54.tinypic.com/ioq78y.jpg



Novo pictured above on phone to mum after finding out he has passed the audition stage

BREAK DOWN

http://i53.tinypic.com/rk7typ.jpg

http://i55.tinypic.com/m7db6.jpg

Novo slips on spilt water on the kitchen floor whilst rehearsing..

[Benjamin]

BREAK DOWN

http://i53.tinypic.com/rk7typ.jpg

http://i55.tinypic.com/m7db6.jpg

Novo slips on spilt water on the kitchen floor whilst rehearsing..

:laugh:

[Niall]

I'd like to enter please http://oi54.tinypic.com/rm5w6q.jpg

[Benjamin]

I'd like to enter please http://oi54.tinypic.com/rm5w6q.jpg

Wonderful. Read the rules on the front page and get back to me when you have a stage name. :)

[Niall]

Wonderful. Read the rules on the front page and get back to me when you have a stage name. :)

Okay. I'll think of a stage name. Lets just say though that I'll be more amazing than a ray of light. :evilgrin:

[Tom4784]

Okay. I'll think of a stage name. Lets just say though that I'll be more amazing than a ray of light. :evilgrin:

*Harry storms out of the auditions room in a fit of fury, screeching derogatory uninteligible things*

He had already bought a cone bra :sad:

[Niall]

*Harry storms out of the auditions room in a fit of fury, screeching derogatory uninteligible things*

He had already bought a cone bra :sad:

:joker::joker::joker::joker::joker:

Bitch should've been quicker to get his name on the list to perform then. http://www.greendaycommunity.org/Forum/public/style_emoticons/Dark/hmph.png

[BOOSH]

Can't wait to see these!
I don't have a talent haha

[King Gizzard]

Don't you :evilgrin:

[BOOSH]

I could get really drunk? That's it.

[BOOSH]

Oh and those wanting to do that Kate Bush dance thing in a red dress. No one will ever beat Noel Fielding, sorry.

[Black Dagger]

Oh and those wanting to do that Kate Bush dance thing in a red dress. No one will ever beat Noel Fielding, sorry.

THIS... Noel was robbed :(

I don't have a talent or webcam so I'l just be the moron audience member who shouts off even if you're good ;).

[BOOSH]

THIS... Noel was robbed :(

I don't have a talent or webcam so I'l just be the moron audience member who shouts off even if you're good ;).

He really was!

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2011/03/12/article-1365624-0B263ADA00000578-417_634x671.jpg

[King Gizzard]

Still have not a clue who the two guys are who won it

[Black Dagger]

He really was!

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2011/03/12/article-1365624-0B263ADA00000578-417_634x671.jpg

I know, look at him for crying out loud, he screamed winner, I only think he didn't win because they already had two 'drag' act winners previously and the BBC didn't want another.

Still have not a clue who the two guys are who won it

Same, I think one is on Emmerdale?

[King Gizzard]

Who watches Emmerdale apart from Chewy? :tongue:

[Black Dagger]

Who watches Emmerdale apart from Chewy? :tongue:

Me... ;) well every now and again anyway.

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

BREAK DOWN

http://i53.tinypic.com/rk7typ.jpg

http://i55.tinypic.com/m7db6.jpg

Novo slips on spilt water on the kitchen floor whilst rehearsing..

mother of god

http://i.imgur.com/pouS0.gif

[Josy]

^^Scott has just found his latest stalking victim :laugh:

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

its funny because its true

[Stu]

Looks like his on a train.

[Locke.]

A train to Northumberland street

[Benjamin]

A train to Northumberland street

:laugh2:

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

A train to Northumberland street

:joker::joker::joker:

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

im probably still banned from merseyrail so hes safe

for now

http://i.imgur.com/tG9qmh.jpg

[Benjamin]

my talent is my vibrating eyes.

I have only just seen this post. :laugh:

[King Gizzard]

Looks like the guy from cheaper by the douzen

http://sharetv.org/images/person/medium/steven_anthony_lawrence.jpg

[Locke.]

Andy? :joker:

[Z]

I will of course be taking part.

[Benjamin]

I will of course be taking part.

I should think so to. :hugesmile:

[Tom4784]

I will of course be taking part.

If it's not better then your Single Ladies Video I'll be supremely disappointed, alreet pet?

In other news I've scrapped the Tibb song, it was going nowhere beyond some cheap jokes aimed at banned members. I'm gonna go for the Kate Bush medley instead. *Practices my falsetto*

[Shaun]

Oh and those wanting to do that Kate Bush dance thing in a red dress. No one will ever beat Noel Fielding, sorry.

bitch my best friend >

-k-kEjcBgOw

(turn your volume down though)

[Tom4784]

bitch my best friend >

-k-kEjcBgOw

(turn your volume down though)

Ash is my Idol :lovedup:

[Lee.]

OMG! I can't wait for this! :amazed:

And LOL at this whole thread!

[Locke.]

You are entering and proving that you can rap Can't Touch This :)

[Lee.]

****! Wish I hadn't told you that now!

There is absolutely no way on earth I will enter this.

I'll be Ant n Dec's tealady. :)

[Novo]

I actually did slip on something whilst making some soup think i need a cast or something.

[Lee.]

I actually did slip on something whilst making some soup think i need a cast or something.

You can't pull out!

[Novo]

I am not pulling out i will solder on with one arm

[Lee.]

-really hopes Novo's involves dancing-

[Stu]

Here comes the sob story.

[Novo]

I can't dance or sing

[Z]

I can't dance or sing

sob stories :bored:

[Novo]

I am at a disadvantage already :( which is why the public should vote for me

[Lee.]

Depends how heart wrenching some if the other sob stories are..

[arista]

Zee can not do this
he has a head start
loads of Videos.

Its a Fix , I tell you.

[arista]

I am at a disadvantage already :( which is why the public should vote for me


Zee has the Win
due to his head start in loads of videos.



Have not seen you do any videos


Fom would thrash the lot of you.

[Smithy]

You can't pull out!

:evilgrin:

[Lee.]

Zee has the Win
due to his head start in loads of videos.



Have not seen you do any videos


Fom would thrash the lot of you.
Just because he hasn't done loads of videos doesn't mean he hasn't got some amazing talent! :nono:

[Novo]

You've hurt me Arista

[Lee.]

:evilgrin:

:evilgrin: :laugh:

[Shaun]

arista is such a critic :(

[Z]

You heard it here first, stay pressed noob #godzee

[arista]

Just because he hasn't done loads of videos doesn't mean he hasn't got some amazing talent! :nono:


Fom is a Original Member
and did YouTube Sex Instruction Video with his Mum.



Fom is better than Zee
Fact

[arista]

arista is such a critic :(



Corruption
is a Stink.


Fom can beat the lot

[Doogle]

I need my laptop back before June 20th. :bawling:

[Z]

Fom is a Original Member
and did YouTube Sex Instruction Video with his Mum.



Fom is better than Zee
Fact

-cancels Alcoholism Chat with Dad sketch-

[arista]

You've hurt me Arista

It will do you Good

[Shaun]

Fom rhymes with vom FOR A REASON

[arista]

Fom rhymes with vom FOR A REASON


Fom is a Actor now

[seanraff07]

This should be quality viewing.

[Stu]

Fom is a Actor now
Hopefully someone Brandon Lee's him. Vain git.

[Lee.]

Who's Fom?

Am I right in thinking he looks a bit like Zee? An old member?

[_Seth]

I miss Fom. :(

[Z]

Who's Fom?

Am I right in thinking he looks a bit like Zee? An old member?

I wouldn't have said so, but yeah an old member, I think he's 20-21ish?

[arista]

I wouldn't have said so, but yeah an old member, I think he's 20-21ish?


Yes Funky Zee
and he is Better than You.

[Novo]

How does he look anything like Zee :crazy:

[Z]

Yes Funky Zee
and he is Better than You.

Am I
Better than You at Typing like this Android.?

[Lee.]

How does he look anything like Zee :crazy:
I dunno..

[arista]

Am I
Better than You at Typing like this Android.?


http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/BOOKS/Pix/pictures/2011/6/6/1307360452166/Papa-Smurf-007.jpg

[Shaun]

fom looked like a rent boy [/his mention in this thread]

[Patrick]

I bet ThomasC would of loved this. :bored:

[lily.]

http://i54.tinypic.com/ioq78y.jpg

http://i53.tinypic.com/rk7typ.jpg

http://i55.tinypic.com/m7db6.jpg



Andy you're so pretty...<3

[Judas]

Me and arista are going to be in matching corsets, I'm going to play the flute whilst he recreates Kinga Karolczak and the bottle. Each round we will play to different music and thus will work at different speeds, I'm thinking for the final I will be on a car in flames and arista will drop from the roof and land in a fountain of baby oil.

[Z]

Me and arista are going to be in matching corsets, I'm going to play the flute whilst he recreates Kinga Karolczak and the bottle. Each round we will play to different music and thus will work at different speeds, I'm thinking for the final I will be on a car in flames and arista will drop from the roof and land in a fountain of baby oil.


I... want this to happen.

[Benjamin]

Me and arista are going to be in matching corsets, I'm going to play the flute whilst he recreates Kinga Karolczak and the bottle. Each round we will play to different music and thus will work at different speeds, I'm thinking for the final I will be on a car in flames and arista will drop from the roof and land in a fountain of baby oil.

:laugh2:


If only that would happen on the night.

[Niall]

Ben I've come up with a stage name - Loldancing.

http://oi54.tinypic.com/rm5w6q.jpg

[Benjamin]

:laugh:


Cheers.

[Niall]

I'll send you my video when it's finished processing. :amazed:

[Tom4784]

I wish I was brave enough for this.

[Benjamin]

I wish I was brave enough for this.

Do it Dezzy! Do it! Please. :hugesmile:

[Tom4784]

No I can't. Knowing my luck it would become a viral hit and i wouldn't be able to show my face in public for months.

EDIT: I'll shoot a video and see how I feel afterwards about it.

[Benjamin]

No I can't. Knowing my luck it would become a viral hit and i wouldn't be able to show my face in public for months.

EDIT: I'll shoot a video and see how I feel afterwards about it.

:amazed:


You could be the new Rebecca Black.

[Tom4784]

If there's a way to make it so that guests can't see this topic and everyone promises not to misuse the videos ala what happened with Thomas C then I'll enter.

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

ala what happened with Thomas C then I'll enter.

-glares at chuck-

i think the only way you could do that is with a social group or something

[Niall]

If there's a way to make it so that guests can't see this topic and everyone promises not to misuse the videos ala what happened with Thomas C then I'll enter.

This.

[Tom4784]

*Has begun practicing my choreography*

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

lets see some of this

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lmd6wzFIar1qaqbepo1_r1_500.gif

[Vicky.]

If there's a way to make it so that guests can't see this topic and everyone promises not to misuse the videos ala what happened with Thomas C then I'll enter.

Make a thread in admin. James could do that I think, the pub quiz rooms were invisible to everyone except a few people :)

[CharlieO]

I actually kind of want to do it as well but cant think of anything to do at all. And knowing me I would thoroughly embarrass myself thinking I'm funny then no one else thinking it.

[arista]

I wish I was brave enough for this.


You are
you can beat Spunky Zee.


Put a Mask on.


And your Script is far better

[Z]

What's your problem, arista?

[Novo]

I don't think even he knows that

[Shaun]

abandonment is my guess

[Lee.]

-thinks Scott should enter this-

[CharlieO]

-thinks Scott should enter this-

Really? lets think what scott believes to be his talents and what his live involves and then tell him to make a video of it. :nono:

[Lee.]

Really? lets think what scott believes to be his talents and what his live involves and then tell him to make a video of it. :nono:
Dear god! You're right! :laugh:

[Locke.]

A 3 minute video of Scott chasing after all the males on his estate

[Lee.]

Locke, I hope you've been rehearsing!

[Locke.]

I do not need to rehearse these things just come naturally to me

[Locke.]

I do need to go over to poundland and buy my prop though

[Lee.]

:amazed:
I have to get my laptop fixed for this!

[Tom4784]

Scott could do a one man re-enactment of Black Swan.

[Lee.]

Scott could do a one man re-enactment of Black Swan.

He might do it!

[Locke.]

I look forward to the mirror scene

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

I look forward to the mirror scene

you mean the bit where she stabs herself :nono:

[Tom4784]

I look forward to the mirror scene

I think I'll skip the lesbian scene though.

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

i would do it if i had a cam

[hannah.]

I'll do it!

[Locke.]

Hopefully Hannah's talent is the same as Scott's

[Lee.]

i would do it if i had a cam

Go buy one!