CBB's Bit On The Side - Discussion Thread (Every Night on Ch5 & 5*)

[Novo]

What did someone say then? when everyone sounded shocked

[Saph]

Ew that girl at the front with blonde hair is minging.

[*mazedsalv**]

HAHA the dog.

[michael21]

who that dog in the back :joker:

[CharlieO]

Why the dog again.

[Novo]

**** sake that dog :joker:

[*mazedsalv**]

I love the spunky dog :D

[Maia]

That dog actually scares me a bit.

[Beastie]

Who lets the dog out.

WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF!

[Jamietwo]

i need to deep kiss alex reids anus for about a year

[Saph]

lol the questions are funny :D

[CharlieO]

Amy is the only one I truly like.

[Doogle]

Incest

[Stu]

I'm starting to fall in love with Amy which I don't like because she represents everything I despise. The big gay in me is jumping up and down for her.

[Kerry]

Hate spunk dog

[armand.kay]

amy is acial just dum you can tell its not a act !

[michael21]

Amy is the only one I truly like.

Amy may well be the sexy housemate ever

[aiv]

The way they're keeping the bath footage for the very end of the show... :')

[Novo]

Imagine if Daniel Lewis just shouted LIVE FEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEED!!!

In the style of Mel Gibson in Braveheart

That would be my best BB moment ever

[armand.kay]

is that daniel in the croud :o !

[Callum]

Yes, Daniel Lewis is in the crowd. He hasn't said anything though

[Doogle]

Amy is really not goodlooking. Her lips turn me off too much and even if her lips were okay I wouldn't say she's anything special.

[michael21]

is that daniel in the croud :o !

yep but his new name is shydan

[CharlieO]

That is so creepy omg.

[armand.kay]

jedward bath :/

[Maia]

Jedward taking a bath >_<

[Doogle]

Mum walked in during the bath footage.

OH MY GOD KILL ME.

[michael21]

That is so creepy omg.

i dont like it :bawling:

[Stu]

Paddy is classic television.

[armand.kay]

jedward are skaring me !

[Maia]

Alice Levine in the camera runs :lovedup:

[Beastie]

Maaan. We want LIVE FEED. Where is Jedward?

[Maia]

Mum walked in during the bath footage.

OH MY GOD KILL ME.

:joker::joker::joker::joker:

[Harry!]

Camera Runs ... if only we could see what is going on all the time.

[Ramsay]

They could all be wired off their tits on yokes and we'd never know :bawling::bawling:

[aiv]

"That's not my foot!"
what can i say

[Saph]

Gotta love Lil'Jo :)

[Kerry]

"That's not my foot!"
what can i say

Yeah that was a bit yuk

[Stu]

We may not have the feed but at least we have the strange midget woman looking at the feed telling us what's happening!!!!!!!!!111111!

[Doogle]

BB12 needs LF because I don't like this bitch.

[Ramsay]

We may not have the feed but at least we have the strange midget woman looking at the feed telling us what's happening!!!!!!!!!111111!


:joker:

[Maia]

We may not have the feed but at least we have the strange midget woman looking at the feed telling us what's happening!!!!!!!!!111111!

:laugh2:

[Saph]

John Mckririk tomorrow! :D

[Harry!]

Just look at what we are missing...

[reece(:]

john mccririck tomorrow yesss

[Ramsay]

Its so funny they are talking about facebook and **** when their entire page is raped with people shouting about live feed and they wont mention it :laugh:

[Kerry]

Wish she'd stop referring to her bump. Yes love, many women do it and we can see you are too

[Maia]

Tomorrow's gonna be great :amazed: I adore Jamie and Alice Levine.

[Maia]

Its so funny they are talking about facebook and **** when their entire page is raped with people shouting about live feed and they wont mention it :laugh:

Haha exactly. I thought when they brought up Twitter etc. they were gonna mention the live feed, but nope, they're just gonna ignore.

[Sam:)]

I think BOTS is better than BBLB,because of the time its on there allowed to do more! Its actually almost as good as Russel on BBBM

[CharlieO]

Was better than last night but still not great.

Supercasino can kiss my ass though. Who even watches it?

[Patrick]

LOL at how the fat bloke's stupid story ran over time and they had no time to show the Freederm Advert or anything. :laugh:

[Harry!]

Go away Supper Casino.

[Ramsay]

Haha exactly. I thought when they brought up Twitter etc. they were gonna mention the live feed, but nope, they're just gonna ignore.

Like ffs some ****ty programme called super casino is on...why couldnt they just put live feed on there:bawling:

[Doogle]

Live Feed would fit nicely there. Or 5* where we get to watch annoying people try and sell you crappy items for 5 ****ing hours.

[Locke.]

This show is seriously terrible but better than nothing I suppose..

Time for some excellent Super Casino now with the presenter that looks like a paedo

[Patrick]

Its so funny they are talking about facebook and **** when their entire page is raped with people shouting about live feed and they wont mention it :laugh:

:joker::joker::joker::joker:

I know, I also adore how they do these 'Contact us! We want to know what YOU think!' on the main shows and BOTS and then they never actually show what people are tweeting or have any callers. :laugh:

Because they're sh*t scared of a caller shouting 'BRING BACK LIVE FEED' down the phone or I bet most of the tweets and comments are all to do with LF aswell. :joker:

john mccririck tomorrow yesss

Oh FFS Him?

We may not have the feed but at least we have the strange midget woman looking at the feed telling us what's happening!!!!!!!!!111111!

I hate that ***** so much.

[Patrick]

This show is seriously terrible but better than nothing I suppose..

OK!TV is better. :laugh:

[reece(:]

im just gonna keep spamming their fb

[CharlieO]

They took away the Skype things lol.

[ff10wakka]

it was nice seeing Chantelle and Nikki again <3

[Stu]

Almost as good as Russell? The Brand era Big Mouth was the best thing on telly. It was better than the actual show. This **** comes nowhere close

[joeysteele]

It was all over the place the first night but was loads better last night, Enjoyed it a lot.

[Colbert-Bump]

Emma's having the weekend off, there's only one man to replace her D-E-R-E-K!!!

[Novo]

I actually think Derek would do a better Job he is a jack of all trades

[Maia]

Was better than last night but still not great.

Supercasino can kiss my ass though. Who even watches it?

Charlie how could you

[Patrick]

Honestly - Alice and Jamie can just step to the ******ing left, Derek would do a better job and I'm not just saying that as some loyal fan.

He ACTUALLY WOULD do a better job.

[daniel-lewis-1985]

HAHA! Loving the discission.

Im not shy im pissed!....well i was and now im hung over :(

Damn BBBOTS and their free bar!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Amazing night..Though i cant remember much from BBBOTS

[Patrick]

Can you remember seeing Nikki? :lovedup:

[Vicky.]

I dont think I will keep watching this tbh. Sick of hearing about emmas bump...and how she had sex to get it...and all things like that. Yeah we know how you get pregnant you stupid bint :rolleyes:

[Valdora]

Yeah this show is truly awful. It probally won't make it passed at least BB12 in this current form.

[swinearefine]

This episode seemed was waaay better than the first. Nikki was hilarious, but the spunking dog is pathetic.

[Rob]

I really don't know if I want to watch this tonight, the digusting dog and vile nature of some of the things discussed is appalling.

I mean I used to love Big Mouth with Russell, yes it was rude and crude but it was done in a funny and tasteful way, however this is just done without taste and is absolutely sickening at times.

Why can't they just make it like BBLB, with guests, exclusives and behind the scenes action, rather than this crap?

Anyone else agree?

[CharlieO]

I really don't know if I want to watch this tonight, the digusting dog and vile nature of some of the things discussed is appalling.

I mean I used to love Big Mouth with Russell, yes it was rude and crude but it was done in a funny and tasteful way, however this is just done without taste and is absolutely sickening at times.

Why can't they just make it like BBLB, with guests, exclusives and behind the scenes action, rather than this crap?

Anyone else agree?

I agree.

[Jordan.]

Oh jesus, where is Emma?

[Saph]

How cringe was that?

[Saph]

John Mckririck!! :D

[JohnG22]

The lack of laughs during the opening gags made me chuckle more than the jokes themselves.

[rfighter]

**** a duck that was the cringiest start to an episode ever

[Saph]

The lack of laughs during the opening gags made me chuckle more than the jokes themselves.

Same xD

[Novo]

Nicola Mclean looks disgusting

[Jordan.]

Alex Reid overkill. He obviously hasn't watched a series of BB in his life.

[Saph]

"you got no chest there dear" LMFAO You got told bitch!

[Iceman]

this is so faily

[JohnG22]

Not as good as with Emma for me so far...

[Saph]

eww spray on abs? D;

[Saph]

What a **** crowd :/ they should just log onto tibb and read the forum threads out instead.

[Jordan.]

They should demote this show to 30 minutes when she is presenting.

[Iceman]

turning off

[Locke.]

King Ben Duncan is on tomorrow apparently :amazed:

[Michael]

this is SO SO SO bad.

[Saph]

ginger tried to pinch Johns coke!

[Marsh.]

Whilst the show should have adopted the BBLB format and not the recent years BBBM, I quite like this presenter. I now think this woman should have been given hosting job of Bit on the Side, Emma on the main show and Brian and the other ex housemates left in the channel 4 graveyard.

[Jordan.]

Have they rounded this crowd in from the local library? They all look dead.

[JohnG22]

King Ben Duncan is on tomorrow apparently :amazed:
:hugesmile:

[Saph]

They need to work on their timing for the clips :s

[RichardG]

Oh my god this is amazing, it's like the most awkward thing i've ever watched.

[Maia]

I love Alice Levine so much

[Blink_Me]

http://i401.photobucket.com/albums/pp91/donnieschinalatina21/tumbleweed.jpg?t=1242078855

[Harry!]

They should get Derek as a guest for the show :amazed:

[Grimnir]

i switched on the other show to ogle emma willis and she not there :conf:

[Saph]

They need to fire that women and Jamie. Davina would make a better host for this :/ Even Nikki would be better, at least she actually makes people laugh!

[Jordan.]

I am giving this show 10 minutes to amuse me or i'm turning over to Family Guy :nono:

[JohnG22]

Please tell me 'Adele' didn't dress up as a fly especially for twenty seconds on this show?

[Harry!]

They are having a party guys! Shame we can't see that.

[Maia]

Oh my god it's Jonty

[Michael]

Jonty.

Jesus christ.

[Harry!]

Oh god Jonty. Here goes your dignity that you so wanted back from that post you wanted a while ago.

[CharlieO]

Jonty - wth

Producers revolutionised. What??

[Jordan.]

Jonty in the background making his first tibb post....

[Saph]

Munkatytunkaty

[Blink_Me]

So this is what slow death feels like?

[JohnG22]

'Sadly' that's it, apparently...

[Saph]

omg this show is horrible without Emma :/

[Harry!]

''Are you happy with the changes?''

[CharlieO]

Now they can talk about noms. This is now just BBUSA but worse.

[Marc]

Tonighta episode is awkward and verrrryy bad

[Saph]

Thats right John, you yell at her!

[Marsh.]

The presenter is ok. The format and production is just awful.

Putting it on every night for a whole hour won't help either. There's nothing to fill the time.

[Marc]

Now they can talk about noms. This is now just BBUSA but worse.

Well that's easy to do because BB USA is amazing :love:

[Maia]

Summed him up there Jamie.

[Saph]

lol I love the Indian man in a suit on the back row, I think he's walked into the wrong studio!

[Jordan.]

Now they can talk about noms. This is now just BBUSA but worse.

That was only this week because they watched it.

[CharlieO]

That was only this week because they watched it.

Alice Levine said she was told it was for the rest of the season as well.

[JohnG22]

The host just said it may well stay this way for the whole series. If they keep it for the main series it could take a major turn for the worse...

[Harry!]

This was the question sections they had a FB status on it. I saw most comments were LF spam lol.

[Jordan.]

Alice Levine said she was told it was for the rest of the season as well.

She is clearly making things up to pass the time :nono:

[armand.kay]

lol I dont even know why im still watching ??

[Marc]

I do like this woman but the production of it is so bad.

[Jordan.]

I turned it off now, Re-runs of family guy >

[Blog Rider]

Match Of The Day is my choice tonight :)

[Marsh.]

They've well and truly flogged the dead Marvin horse. It's not funny.

[Marc]

Match Of The Day is my choice tonight :)

this.

[Maia]

I could listen to Alice Levine's voice all day.

[Saph]

the jizz dog is gone tonight aswell, even he can see this is cringely awful

[JohnG22]

Alice Levine seems nice, and is hot, but as soon as she starts hosting the show it turns bad. May be a coincidence but equally could be to do with her...

[Maia]

the jizz dog is gone tonight aswell, even he can see this is cringely awful

The jizz dog can go and drown himself.

[Harry!]

Oh look the screens again!

[Saph]

why is there a woman dressed as a fly? :s

[Blink_Me]

why is there a woman dressed as a fly? :s

I don't know. Nothing is making any sense anymore.

[Harry!]

What has been talking poinnts on the web...

[Marsh.]

The editor or whoever must be asleep, the timing for half the clips is terrible. Especially for the Marvin "joke". Why am I still watching? Lol, what a Saturday night.

[JohnG22]

This man (?, genuinely assuming here) seems like a cool guy...

[Saph]

I have this weird feeling watching this tonight..

Without Emma it feels like one of those days at school when none of your friends are in and you have to hang around with people you wouldnt normally ..its not quite right :/

[Blink_Me]

People asking for more Jedward clips? Not what I've reading on the Facebook comments.

[Maia]

Still dismissing the live feed spam it would seem.

[Harry!]

Camera runs...

[Saph]

Why cant they just explain the live feed situation? Their just making it worse for themselves :s

[Blink_Me]

Still dismissing the live feed spam it would seem.

It's quite funny, because about 95% of comments are about live feed.

[RichardG]

Ha, they mentioned Victor tweeting about it. Funny how they forgot to read out his tweet shouting at how awful he thought the show was. And Jimmy Carr has only done one tweet about the show, and that was a joke at how bad the show is.

:joker::joker:

[Marsh.]

McCririck is sickeningly perverted.

[Blog Rider]

A good football match by Newcastle and Sunderland 1-0 :)

[Saph]

LISA!!!!! OMG I love her!!

Mario can gtf0

[RichardG]

Mario and Lisa ? ARE THEY BEING SERIOUS?

[Marsh.]

Who'd have thought it, Mario and Lisa are the light at the end of the tunnel.

[JohnG22]

And top it all of Mario and Lisa...

[Harry!]

Great killing a great Cher classic.

[Maia]

Kings Of Leon refused to perform...:joker:

[Wildcat!]

LMFAO! The facilitator and his bird! :D :D :D

[armand.kay]

mario and lisa :nono:

[Saph]

Lisa looks like a drag queen

[Blink_Me]

I have no clue what's going on.

[Marsh.]

They could have put those two on instead of Alex and Nicola. Lisa's wasted on just 10 seconds.

[Maia]

Thank you for that Mario and Lisa.

[Saph]

They better make this better for tomorrow :/ I hope Emma is back on Monday!

[CharlieO]

Kings Of Leon refused to perform...:joker:

Good on them.

[armand.kay]

I hope tomors show is better today was just bad :nono:

[Harry!]

The original song btw

TOSZwEwl_1Q

[Blink_Me]

This show is beyond saving.

[armand.kay]

and today crowd was crap !

[Blog Rider]

BBC1- MOTD
BBC3- Family Guy
Challenge: TNA or old gameshows
BBC News: The latest stories as they break
MTV: Geordie Shore Repeat
Sky News: Sky News at Eleven
MTV MUSIC: Rubbish Chart Music
QVC: Last Chance pick of the day
But you rather watch that awful BBBOTS :)

[Maia]

Looks like everyone loved today's episode.

[CaudleHalbard]

BBBOTS was car crash TV with Alice and co.

[Colbert-Bump]

Just realised that Jonty is actually Mark Lawson.

[cell]

I liked the presenter today, she did a good job but the editing and what she had to work with was HORRIBLE.

[stickydatepudding]

Kind of sad when the best thing about the show was Mario and Lisa singing Gypsies Tramps and Thieves.

[BBGermany]

it was really painful to watch today.
Its pretty bad when none of the jokes got a laugh.
I dont know who this Alice girl is but they should ditch her & get someone else to come in on the Weekends for Emma.
Ill even take Lamb over her.

Hopefully tomorrow Jodie Marsh <3 will make it watchable

[iRyan]

I quite liked that ginger host.

[BJ]

I've not been impressed so far. I thought Jonty and the other bloke last night was a load of rubbish. I prefer to see the psychologists and other serious discussion.

[Blog Rider]

You should of been watching Match Of The Day :)

[Saph]

Jamie got boos LOL

[JohnG22]

I see no Ben Duncan so far...

[Wildcat!]

Fcuks sakes, those 2 idiots again! :mad:
And what the hell is wrong with Jodies face!

[Saph]

Ben is probably a reporter or something

[Saph]

This is all better planned tonight :)

[Harry!]

Go away Josie.

[Novo]

Where is King Ben?

[Saph]

THAT U COULDNT TOUCH HER! dip****s

[Novo]

Here he is :joker: :joker:

[Locke.]

Ben!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Grimnir]

i thought emma willis was supposed to present this show?

[Harry!]

King Ben :worship:

[JohnG22]

All hail Ben! :hugesmile:

[Saph]

I hate that presenter, cant they just fire her and make Jodie presenter for today :/

[Novo]

That cheeky bitch trying to be sarcastic with Ben

[Harry!]

i thought emma willis was supposed to present this show?

She doesn't present it on weekends. Only week days.

[Saph]

i thought emma willis was supposed to present this show?

Shes only mon-fri

[daniel-lewis-1985]

Much better than last night....Clearly someone had a word with the technical team about last nights shambles

[Zippy]

this bitch presenter is so fcking annoying. Get rid.

[CharlieO]

I love how honest the presenters are but I miss Emma. This show is far better and I am glad king Ben is back.

[Saph]

This is much better than last night! That was unbelievably terrible!

[BBGermany]

its only better cause Jodie is there =)

[Harry!]

its only better cause Jodie is there =)

You serious?

[Maia]

Missed over 10 minutes of this because of Freesat not having 5* and my laptop deciding to royally screw up when I tried to open TVCatchup :rolleyes:

[BBGermany]

You serious?

its not like Josie, Alex or Alice make it any good......so ya

[Saph]

LOL "who will take Amy up the aisle!"

[CharlieO]

Missed over 10 minutes of this because of Freesat not having 5* and my laptop deciding to royally screw up when I tried to open TVCatchup :rolleyes:

I noticed this yesterday :(

[Saph]

Is that Carole? :o

[reece(:]

carole :joker:

[CharlieO]

Carole :laugh2:

[Locke.]

Fat Carole :bored:

What a disgrace of a woman, doing that at her age

[armand.kay]

carole *vommits* :l

[Locke.]

Can't stand this presenter and this show is awful again

[Grimnir]

do jordan and jodie marsh hate each other?

wonder if she be pissed at alex reid tonight :shocked:

[Novo]

Ben is to good to just be updating the scores they need him on the panel

[Saph]

Im enjoying tonights show :)

[Novo]

It's basically just a quiz show tonight

[CharlieO]

I like Alice.

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

Missed it and it seems everyone enjoyed it :(

[Saph]

Missed it and it seems everyone enjoyed it :(

Was much better tonight than yesterday! The structure of the show was better with no awkward pauses lol

[Zippy]

Missed it and it seems everyone enjoyed it :(

demand5 at channel5.com

[Novo]

It worked better as a Gameshow rather then just a group of people talking ****e like last night

[Saph]

Can you get demand5 on virgin media on the tv? coz i heard you can but I dunno how

[The_Big_Send_Off]

this show is so much better withh emma! but last nights show was TERRIBLE! tonights is okay tho!

and wtf is going on with the points lmaoo

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

Ah thanks Zippy and Saphliike. I'll watch it on demand:blush:

[Saph]

clothing inbetween you noonie xD

[Saph]

mine just cut off :/

[Grimnir]

they got cut off lol

[The_Big_Send_Off]

assif they got cut off

[Novo]

What is going on? :joker:

[joeysteele]

Tonights bit on the side was disappointing,with Josie there and Ben there could have been a fair discussion on CBB rather than a really pathetic quiz taking up the whole programme.
My first moan but when time is limited then it needs to be used to the full on CBB too, we are seeing more of Alex Reid than we are of the housemates fro goodness sake.

I don't like the woman who does this show when Emma is not also.She needs replacing now.

[Harry!]

It did cut off for me.

[Jordan.]

Will watch tonight, Emma's back :amazed:

[Maia]

Don't have to torture myself trying to load TVCatchup today :amazed:

[Blog Rider]

Emma is back tonight folks :)

[Maia]

It's Sue Katona :shocked:

[Novo]

Sue katona :bored:

[Marsh.]

She looks knackered.

[Ramsay]

Emma woooo
EWW EWW OHH NOO KERRYS MUM AHHHH GET IT AWAY GET IT AWAAAYYYY

[Marsh.]

It's Cher in 15 years.

[Novo]

Locke's girlfriend is on the show

[Harry!]

Pete Burns <3

[Locke.]

What the ****.. someone burn it

[Maia]

LOL @ the person who kept wolf whistling

[Black Dagger]

Pete Burns <3.

[Maia]

Locke's girlfriend is on the show

:joker::joker::joker::joker:

[Joelle.]

Sue Katona AND Pete Burns? :amazed:

[Jordan.]

Just realised he sounds like Paul O'Grady

[Wildcat!]

Pete's actually looks decent! Like Back in CBB! He has sorted out the nose, the mouth etc! :D :D

[Harry!]

Pete Burns = best CBB housemate ever!