CBB's Bit On The Side - Discussion Thread (Every Night on Ch5 & 5*)

[Marsh.]

What did she say??

Something about a winner and... "Who knows maybe get to present the main show, we might have had Helen Adams as host".

[Black Dagger]

That's what I love, a big bundle of housemates to get to know. 12 isn't enough for me :tongue:

I'm hoping for a nice mixture this year...

What I'd genuinely love, a none stereotypical gay... we don't all talk and walk campily Big Brother...

[Locke.]

They really love their ogres on this show don't they. Josie on all the time and now Bex

http://tkey.co.uk/blog/images/bb9poster01.jpg

[Jordan.]

More than 12 on opening night is too many, we'll never get to know them all... nevermind.

Hopefully if they put loads in at the start we wont have new people going in every other week.

[Jordan.]

They really love their ogres on this show don't they. Josie on all the time and now Bex

http://tkey.co.uk/blog/images/bb9poster01.jpg

:joker:

[Marsh.]

This film showing just how staged the shopping stunt was. Made it seem they didn't see anyone and now they stopped for a piss around with Jesus.

[Maia]

They really love their ogres on this show don't they. Josie on all the time and now Bex

http://tkey.co.uk/blog/images/bb9poster01.jpg

:laugh3:

[Kerry]

Lidl. LOL Tesco had more sense and credibility

[Saph]

is Tara going on or not?

[Callum]

Something about a winner and... "Who knows maybe get to present the main show, we might have had Helen Adams as host".

wow, very bitter!

All she ever seems to do these days is talk about her pregnancy

[Locke.]

is Tara going on or not?

Yes

[CharlieO]

Tara needs to be on longer.

[Jordan.]

is Tara going on or not?

She's backstage threatening Brian

[Kazanne]

I see its bash Darryn time again on BBBOTS,wonder why Dane Bowers hates him,I know why Emma does.lol.

[Ramsay]

Lucien 2nd favourite?
**** THAT

[Jordan.]

That best not be true about Lucien :mad:

[CharlieO]

How can people fall for Kerry's BS. Lucien second favourite. Wtf public.

[Locke.]

What a barefaced lie.

Amy is third favourite and Lucien is 4th favourite. They are both miles off Jedward and Kerry

[Jordan.]

Dane "thats what the public want to see" **** off fat ****

[Maia]

"We've had some shocking winners...Rachel Rice......."

[CharlieO]

That blonde exaggerates her actions so much.

[Ramsay]

Hate Kerry

[Black Dagger]

"We've had some shocking winners...Rachel Rice......."

Knew her name was going to come up as soon as she said it... :hmph:

RACHEL DESERVED TO WIN.

And Lucien isn't 2nd favourite.

Shut up Emma.

[Jordan.]

Don't be saying that Bobby I spent £2 on you

[Vicky.]

RACHEL DESERVED TO WIN.


:crazy:

[Harry!]

This fottage is so sad, that is basically like live feed

[Callum]

Tara :amazed: speak your mind again pls!

[Ramsay]

Tara woooo

[james130]

She's so lovely!

[Callum]

LOVE her honesty

[Maia]

Tara :worship:

[Ramsay]

She's so awkward its great

[Jordan.]

Emma being careful what she says to Tara :joker:

[Harry!]

Emma is trying to switch her opinion.

[Callum]

Emma Willis :laugh:

[CharlieO]

She will have been told not to :(

[Locke.]

That blonde exaggerates her actions so much.

Who cares, Look at her

[Vicky.]

LOL at emma choosing her words very carefully :D

[Saph]

I hope they show her best moments not her bad moments o.0

[CharlieO]

Who cares, Look at her

She's nothing special.

[Marsh.]

wow, very bitter!

All she ever seems to do these days is talk about her pregnancy

I don't think so. It sounded like a scripted joke.

[Black Dagger]

Oooh Emma crawling up her backside.

[Marsh.]

Knew her name was going to come up as soon as she said it... :hmph:

RACHEL DESERVED TO WIN.

And Lucien isn't 2nd favourite.

Shut up Emma.

She didn't say Rachel and the others didn't deserve to win, just that they were shock winners. Which they were.

[CharlieO]

If she thought this series was hard then imagine her in a different one. :shocked:

[CharlieO]

"Situations get forced on you" :suspect:

[Jordan.]

I think this interview is evidence why Emma should be doing the main show.

[Ramsay]

I think this interview is evidence why Emma should be doing the main show.

Aye

[Harry!]

We never saw any of this...

[Marsh.]

Tara spit it out "We receive scripts each morning and have a discussion with a director"

[Ramsay]

Lol you know well someones a fry when they say trippin out

[james130]

Aye

Completely agree!
Much better interview.
Yes, she gets more time but she gets so much more out of them!

[GypsyGoth]

I think this interview is evidence why Emma should be doing the main show.

She's way more talented than Brian at presenting and interviewing.

[alexonthewall]

That interview made me wish Emma was doing the main show..
She interviews way better than Brian!

[Vicky.]

I think this interview is evidence why Emma should be doing the main show.

Yeah, lets see her fit this interview into a 5 minute timeslot like what brian gets ;)

[Saph]

This sounds like a trailer for a movie :s

[Ramsay]

Vanessa Feltz urgh

[Locke.]

What on earth is the point in this...

[Ramsay]

Such a waste of time

[alexonthewall]

Shut up Vanessa Feltz :suspect:

[Callum]

This sounds like a trailer for a movie :s

They used music from Inception on the main show too

[Harry!]

Camera runs...

[james130]

Even Dane's better than Brian.

[Marsh.]

Even Dane's better than Brian.

Exactly what I was about to post.

[alexonthewall]

Kerry and Lucien in the background! They did that whole go to kiss and pull away thing, and then all the people in the room 'OoOO'ed'

[Marsh.]

Does this blonde in the audience think she's the presenter, what is she on?

[Ramsay]

Yeah preach it Tara!

[Jake.]

Yes tara! The crowd agree that its highly edited

[Maia]

Yes legend! Mention the live feed!

[Jordan.]

LF mention pmsl!

[Locke.]

What a great guy!!!

[Ramsay]

Yes!
go afro dude!

[Jordan.]

I love this guy so much

[Marsh.]

Emma's face is a picture when she heard the words "live feed".

[james130]

WHAT A LEGEND
First mention of live feed!

[Ramsay]

lol she didnt know what to do
bet when its back he'll be gone :laugh:

[james130]

That blonde girl staring down the lense and posing is p1ssing me off

[Marsh.]

Feltz and security dragging him out of building as we speak.

[Ramsay]

Someone get me a picture of that hero
He must be in my sig

[andy191]

He is Nikki Cowan from Bit on the radio.

http://twitter.com/#!/MrNikkiCowan

[*mazedsalv**]

Legend!!!

[Saph]

did she just say Tara got 700 votes :s thats not alot

[Marsh.]

did she just say Tara got 700 votes :s thats not alot

I know 10 times the number of viewers. Something's not right. :joker:

No. It was an online poll.

[Patrick]

That legend in the audience that had the balls to bring up live feed!

:worship:

[alexonthewall]

Feltz and security dragging him out of building as we speak.

:joker::joker:

[Patrick]

Does this blonde in the audience think she's the presenter, what is she on?

She's hot as ******?

[james130]

Best BOTS so far.
Only Pete Burns could've improved that episode.

[Patrick]

He is Nikki Cowan from Bit on the radio.

http://twitter.com/#!/MrNikkiCowan

OMG WAS IT! :shocked::shocked::shocked:

[Locke.]

Yeah, the blonde needs to be the new presenter of the main show.

Someone get a petition started

[Jordan.]

The blonde girl is the one Marcus scored with last week.

[Locke.]

Yeah, that great dog almost got her :joker:

Where was the dog tonight actually :suspect:

[andy191]

OMG WAS IT! :shocked::shocked::shocked:

Ye, he will be on Bit on the radio soon

[Jordan.]

WTF what is this monster doing on tonight!!!!?

[Locke.]

For **** sake this woman :bored:

[andy191]

Jamies gown

[Marsh.]

Narinder is so annoying. She just goes with whatever's popular. When BB went down in public opinion after the race row she released a book on the show, did interviews slating the show, slagged Davina off. Yet anytime they offer her screen time she's first in the queue.

[Gillian-73]

Would have loved steve strange to be a housemate!

[Maia]

TVCatchup finally loads, and it's the adverts

:bored:

[Maia]

Alice Levine!! :D

[Jordan.]

What is it with this show and freaks for guests :suspect:

[Maia]

Should've been a housemate this guy.

[Patrick]

Daryn's Style >>>>>>>>>>>>> This Dull Mess.

[Locke.]

This woman with terrible questions and this guy with the most boring voice of all time

What an awful 5 minutes this has been

[Marsh.]

It seems they're interviewing the generation the show is now aimed at: school kids.

[Locke.]

What an amazing task

[Maia]

Lucien and Edward in the girlband :joker:

[Maia]

Edward as a girl...strangely it......works

[Patrick]

This Pete Burns wanna-be better ****** off.

[bbfan1991]

Narinder is great:D.

[Locke.]

Why do they keep lying about Lucien being 3rd favourite to win?

[Maia]

Jonty and that guy

[Patrick]

Stupid VTs :bored: This is why BBBM got sh*t.

[bbfan1991]

Why do they keep lying about Lucien being 3rd favourite to win?

It's to promote the Lucien/Kerry and Amy thing they are so sure everyone likes watching:joker:.

[Maia]

Eyelash tickle wtf

[Marsh.]

How can anyone find that man beast attractive. Just look at her.

That's Kerry btw.

[bbfan1991]

Lmao Jedward doing that to Lucien:joker:.

[Locke.]

Jesus christ this gay jedward impersonator 2 nights in a row

[Marsh.]

a) What's the point in ex housemates like Michelle, Saskia, Mario and Lisa coming on the show for 10 seconds at the end to make a twat out of themselves?

b) The "Pie Jesu" joke has worn off now.

[Saph]

Lauren Harries :love:

[Jordan.]

Horrible hosts and guests :bored:

[Maia]

Josie looks like she's lost weight

[alexonthewall]

Josie looks like she's lost weight

4 stone according to magazines! :shocked:

[Patrick]

I was just at the beginning of a fine wank - and turned to see a clip of that fat ******ing disgrace Josie spewing up some cum/cream.

That's my end of Summer wank ruined.

I hate this Sunday edition show so much, BBLB Sundays FTW.

[Patrick]

Josie looks like she's lost weight

She's still got a fat arse and flabby legs - it's just the desk hides it.

[Saph]

Josie's such a lier :/ she ate garlic on the show last week and threw up..

[Maia]

She's still got a fat arse and flabby legs - it's just the desk hides it.

:joker:

[Saph]

Sick buckets at the ready - Carole will be back later :yuk:

[alexonthewall]

Alice never looks as hot as Emma.. :sad:

[Patrick]

Kemal is ******ing hot.

[Callum]

Kemal :shocked:

[alexonthewall]

Kemal is ******ing hot.

omg I hate to say it but you're right..

Not hot, but i wouldn't think it's a man

[Maia]

S/he's not called Kemal anymore Alice

[snookered]

Josie slagging off Lucien as a game player without a hint of irony :joker:

[Callum]

Kemal looked amazing!

[Saph]

look at these comments some slags from my school wrote on FB...

OP: 'so much love for Lucien'

"one of the hottest boys ever NO JOKE!"

"I KNOW. AHH I cant believe hes never had a girlfriend before, id have him, hes got to win!"

"I read in a magazine hes has sex with over 100 women xxxxxxx :P"

"thats alright, i love a man with experience :P x"


...mongs.

[Callum]

look at these comments some slags from my school wrote on FB...

OP: 'so much love for Lucien'

"one of the hottest boys ever NO JOKE!"

"I KNOW. AHH I cant believe hes never had a girlfriend before, id have him, hes got to win!"

"I read in a magazine hes has sex with over 100 women xxxxxxx :P"

"thats alright, i love a man with experience :P x"


...mongs.

Eugh, they are so shallow. It's sad

[Patrick]

LOL He HAS had a girlfriend though, he shagged and dated Sophie ******ing Reade.

[Maia]

look at these comments some slags from my school wrote on FB...

OP: 'so much love for Lucien'

"one of the hottest boys ever NO JOKE!"

"I KNOW. AHH I cant believe hes never had a girlfriend before, id have him, hes got to win!"

"I read in a magazine hes has sex with over 100 women xxxxxxx :P"

"thats alright, i love a man with experience :P x"


...mongs.

:bored:

[Patrick]

"I read in a magazine hes has sex with over 100 women xxxxxxx :P"

"thats alright, i love a man with an STD :P x"




Fixed.

[Patrick]

Mollie, did you get my DM on Twitter? :3

[Callum]

Michelle Heaton is such a fame*****

[Patrick]

'I'm gonna give the 5 Points to... TEAM JOSIE!'

No ******ing surprise there then, arse licking bastards.

[Callum]

If I was a new fan of the show, I'd never know that Kemal was once a boy.

[Saph]

Is Kemal a woman now? Like a real woman?

[Jordan.]

Josie thinks shes looking in a mirror

[Callum]

:laugh2:

[Saph]

Caroles vaj is flopping out :yuk:

[Patrick]

Why is Carole ******ing doing this to herself? :bored:

It's like Bit On The Side is in 'BBLB' mode to Monday to Saturday and then falls into the garbage that was BBBM on Sundays.

[Callum]

Why is Carole ******ing doing this to herself? :bored:

It's like Bit On The Side is in 'BBLB' mode to Monday to Saturday and then falls into the garbage that was BBBM on Sundays.

She's probably desperate for the money

[Maia]

Mollie, did you get my DM on Twitter? :3

Gonna go and check now!

[Maia]

Is Kemal a woman now? Like a real woman?

Yep I think so.

[Patrick]

Gonna go and check now!

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lq0i10LFLy1qafrh6.gif

Excellent.

[Callum]

This is just stupid

[Patrick]

I so want that black lightning strike that Jedward had the other day during the chef challenge, it's awesome.

[Callum]

I feel sorry for the people who go to BOTS on a Sunday, it's the worst show of the week by a long mile.

[Jordan.]

The Jedward hair actually suits them :joker:

[alexonthewall]

Are they shown a picture to replicate on this makeup thing? Because Josie is looking/focusing of camera a lot..

Or is there a picture of Jedward or something?

[Saph]

This is boring

[Maia]

Kemal having a dig at Alice :suspect: Jamie's response though :laugh:

[Patrick]

'How much does it go up to?'

Josie you stupid whale.

[Marsh.]

Kemal did an interview saying he was leaving the UK because of his association with Big Brother and regretted doing the show because he was having the full on sex change and didn't like everyone knowing him as a boy.

And now he's back associating himself with the show and happy being referred to as Kemal. Not to mention it looks like he's had hip implants to give him a woman's curve. :yuk:

[Jordan.]

Love how all the BB guests abuse that Jamie prick

[Saph]

Id rather have Zezi than Alice :(

...and id rather have George 'evil' Lamb than Jamie D;

[Marsh.]

I like Alice, she's a good presenter. Crap jokes a lot of the time (they always were on BBLB and BBBM) but they're written by the crappy producers.

[Maia]

Id rather have Zezi than Alice :(

...and id rather have George 'evil' Lamb than Jamie D;

Don't be so silly, Alice is amazing

I like Alice, she's a good presenter. Crap jokes a lot of the time (they always were on BBLB and BBBM) but they're written by the crappy producers.

:worship:

[alexonthewall]

When Alice said 'You'll get your fiver kemal'! Lol..

And also, I like her as a presenter but shes too obvious reading the autocue.. She could try not to have her eyes fixed on it.

[Marsh.]

Michelle Heaton is such a fake fame hungry bitch.

[Harry!]

Alice > Emma

[Saph]

Kerrys not even a chav :s shes more slag than chav

[alexonthewall]

''I think I'm Jesus' Jamie'

[Callum]

Michelle Heaton is such a fake fame hungry bitch.

Said the same thing, she irritates me.

[Saph]

Christopher Biggins :s didnt know he was a viewer lol

[Callum]

Christopher Biggins :bawling:

[alexonthewall]

Alice just said 'My glamorous male assistant Kemal' With a lot of emphisis on male.. So much bitchiness on BOTS

[Callum]

They all hate each other :laugh:

[Marsh.]

What about Christopher Biggins? He hates the show from what I hear.

[Callum]

What about Christopher Biggins? He hates the show from what I hear.

Guest on tomorrow's show. If he hates it, he's going to have to put on a front tomorrow. :laugh:

[Marsh.]

I just remember him saying how much he despises the show and much prefers I'm a Celeb.

[joeysteele]

This show tonight was marginally better than last weeks. Wish this daft quiz nonsense was done away with,just give more footage.

[Jordan.]

Just rewatched it back properly and I can't believe I missed this

Kemal: "they've got 5 dogs if they need another they can adopt you Alice" - Best line said on this show so far :laugh3:

[Avengersassemble]

When Alice said 'You'll get your fiver kemal'! Lol..

And also, I like her as a presenter but shes too obvious reading the autocue.. She could try not to have her eyes fixed on it.

Soooo funny, especially when you have it written before hand.
At least Kemal was doing them alone and they weren't homophobic. Her last comment was disgusting and uncalled for. What would that other transvestite on the panel be thinking? Would she make a comment about Brian's race if he was on there?

As for a 'fiver' I would like to know how much this nobody is earning from this.

This Alice and the beardy guy are virtually unheard of and abusive to almost every guest on the show. For once someone has had the guts and wit to stand up to them. Kemal's first quote about wondering how she got the job was in response to her continued rudeness to guests about what they do in their professional life. She got a taste of her own medicine.

[Locke.]

Sam Pepper and Shabby are on

And that middle aged guy with his glasses on in the crowd thinking he is a rockstar from the 50's

[Callum]

Shabby and Sam Pepper :amazed:

[Saph]

that man is always in the audience lol

[alexonthewall]

Add Sam Pepper to the growing list of people that hate Darryn

[Saph]

Why is Biggins on there :s

[Callum]

Biggins :laugh:

[andy191]

Biggins is turning it into im a celebrity get me out of here now, or something like that.

[Maia]

Sam Pepper! :worship:

[Locke.]

Emma Willis is extremely fit, such a shame she is pregnant

[Saph]

a piece of wooden scenery in the back :joker:

[Locke.]

Piss off Biggins you ****

[Joelle.]

What the hell is that constant beeping sound in the background? :suspect:

[Marsh.]

Is that wooden coffee table the one from BB11?

[Marsh.]

What the hell is that constant beeping sound in the background? :suspect:

Biggins' heart machine.

[Saph]

Hes wearing crocs

[Joelle.]

Lauren Harries is just a walking sunburn. :bored:

[Marsh.]

Who is this creature to criticise other people's looks and fashion? :yuk:

[icecakes]

biggins the biggest prat on the planet, p*** off and die

[Saph]

Isnt she wearing leggins herself :suspect:

[Joelle.]

This is more than just a bit rich. :shocked:

[Callum]

Lauren Harries :love:

[Saph]

I hate all the Freederm ads, 'teenagers' dont even wear those **** clothes...

[Joelle.]

Dreams ads >>> Freederm ads

[bbfan1991]

Sam looks better without his cap:).

[Joelle.]

Shabby just looks disgusting, as usual.

[Saph]

Shabby just looks disgusting, as usual.

I bet she smells of poo :suspect:

[Maia]

Shabby :amazed:

[Saph]

Why is Emma backing Darryn up so much :s

[Joelle.]

Much like yourself then, Shabby.

[Locke.]

"He must have some fans he keeps staying in"

"That's only because it's vote to save"

Don't think Shabby quite gets the concept

[Maia]

This lot :sleep:

[Joelle.]

I think I just threw up inside. :yuk:

[Callum]

Shabby is amazing

[Joelle.]

Now thats a double chin and a half. :laugh:

[bbfan1991]

Chawners are one to talk slagging off Jedward, at least they can be bothered to work and are not lazy:joker:.

[Saph]

fat bitch cant exactly say Jedward cant sing when BOTH her daughters didnt make it through auditions..

[Locke.]

Bobby to present Blue Peter :worship:

[bbfan1991]

Chawners make me want to vomit:yuk:.

[Saph]

"can I get up" :joker:

[Marsh.]

Flattened her own leg, lol.

[Callum]

Agree with that woman

[Saph]

Someone spray some fake tan on that audience, they look bloody horrible!

[Callum]

Ew TMI Biggins

[Joelle.]

Biggins is more attractive than Shabby. What is the world coming to. :shocked:

[Saph]

join Weightwatchers for £1 lol I hope the Chawners are watching

[Callum]

Emma is always giggling

[andy191]

Edward was quite funny then

[Saph]

sorting sweets... really? :/ they should make them eat them all once they collect them

[Locke.]

Bad Bobby might be back :joker:

[Saph]

John Mckririck's back!! :D :love:

[Joelle.]

John Mckririck's back!! :D :love:

:lovedup:

[Locke.]

Yes we know, he talks about sex every week, you don't need to make it sound like some big deal

[Colbert-Bump]

Tonight's show was ******ing appalling

[joeysteele]

I actually liked Sam Pepper on this,and that's saying something.I warmed to Shabby last year in BB so don't mind her anyway.

This programme has really good elements to it but especially with that ridiculous Lauren Harries and some others it deteriates into farce a lot of the time.

[billy123]

Its not quite as pathetic when emma willis presents and that dicktard Jamie east isnt on at least emma is capable of being a presenter.

Jamie east is a brainless moron he only gets to be on because endemol bought 50% of his retarded website and they have to let him on as part of the deal. I bet they regret it now.

[Saph]

Nicola looks so much like Amy :o

[Joelle.]

Nick Bateman :worship:

[Saph]

urgh im gonna be sick with all this fake ****

[Saph]

whos that chav :suspect:

[*mazedsalv**]

whos that chav :suspect:

Jay.
He was supposed to go in this year until he pulled out and Bobby did.

[Saph]

Jay.
He was supposed to go in this year until he pulled out and Bobby did.

Jay the chav >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Bobby

[Joelle.]

Christ I've just realised that's Nicola McLean, she looks so different to when she was on I'm A Celeb... :shocked:

[Callum]

Emma Willis annoys me more with each show

[Saph]

John :joker:

[Callum]

John :amazed:

[Saph]

lol that chart :D

[Joelle.]

John and his chart :lovedup:

[Callum]

:laugh:

[Saph]

John and Leslie - match made in heaven!

[*mazedsalv**]

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