Funniest Misheard Lyrics

[Kate!]

Found a few corkers on various websites that I thought I would post for your general amusement.

Robert Palmer
Addicted To Love
"Might as well face it, you're a dick with a glove"

R.E.M.
Losing My Religion
"Let's pee in the corner, Let's pee in the spotlight"

Queen
Bohemian Rhapsody
"The algebra has a devil for a sidekick eeeeeeeeee...."

J. Geils Band
Centerfold
"My anus is the center hole"

The Police
Message in a Bottle
"Massage in a Brothel"

Whitney Houston
Savin all my Love
"Shaving off my muff for you"

:joker:Anyone else got any funny misheard lyrics to share.

[Lee.]

Duffy.. Mercy. Sounds like she's singing "you've got me begging you for birdseed"

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[Kate!]

Duffy.. Mercy. Sounds like she's singing "you've got me begging you for birdseed"

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Lol, yes it does :joker:

[Legend killer]

Cher Lloyd

"Swagger Jagger Swagger Jagger You Should Get Some Of Your Own"

[Kate!]

Cher Lloyd

"Swagger Jagger Swagger Jagger You Should Get Some Of Your Own"

:nono: :devil:

Shame on you .....

[Legend killer]

Lol

[Ninastar]

i think there is a part of Pokerface that sounds like **** her face

[Kate!]

i think there is a part of Pokerface that sounds like **** her face

:joker:

[Shaun]

-always uses this one-

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the second line sounds like "I fell into a bed with Ainsley Harriott".

[Marc]

-always uses this one-

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the second line sounds like "I fell into a bed with Ainsley Harriott".

I never noticed this before :laugh2: I can't believe it, it actually does say that! (well kinda... it obviously isn't but it is!)

[Bojangles]

The Bee Gees "More than a woman".I for years thought they were singing Bald headed woman.

[CharlieO]

i think there is a part of Pokerface that sounds like **** her face

I swear it says **** her face. Like in reality.

[Smithy]

Rub that clitoris grease around

it's actually rub that glitter and grease around

[nicole_burks]

Rub that clitoris grease around

it's actually rub that glitter and grease around

:laugh2:

[King Gizzard]

All time besst

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[Shaun]

-just tried to like nate's post-

[Stu]

Worst offender surely has to go to The Killers 'are we human? or are we denser?!' and the hoards of people who upon looking up the real lyric - originating from a Hunter S. Thompson quote - still didn't get it and said it's well confusing.

[MB.]

All time besst

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:laugh2:

[nicole_burks]

Today I was listening to Set Fire to the Rain and I thought that Adele said Tuna Face

[Mystic Mock]

Worst offender surely has to go to The Killers 'are we human? or are we denser?!' and the hoards of people who upon looking up the real lyric - originating from a Hunter S. Thompson quote - still didn't get it and said it's well confusing.

I think the lyrics are,are we human? or are we dancer? that's what I always assumed it was anyway.:joker:

[Mystic Mock]

Today I was listening to Set Fire to the Rain and I thought that Adele said Tuna Face

I always think shes saying either kick your face or in your face.

I would laugh if it turns out I was right on one of them.:joker:

[nicole_burks]

I always think shes saying either kick your face or in your face.

I would laugh if it turns out I was right on one of them.:joker:

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:joker:
and its Watched it pour as I touched your face

[CharlieO]

Daivd Guetta ft Nikki Minaj - Turn Me On

I hear: I just want you to fart on my young
It supposedly says: I just want you to father my young.

[Mystic Mock]

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:joker:
and its Watched it pour as I touched your face

Ok thanks for the info.:dance:

[Marc]

-always uses this one-

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the second line sounds like "I fell into a bed with Ainsley Harriott".

actually amazing.

[nicole_burks]

Daivd Guetta ft Nikki Minaj - Turn Me On

I hear: I just want you to fart on my young
It supposedly says: I just want you to father my young.
I hear that too! haha

in Chiddy Bang- Opposite of adults

he says "fresh kid p"

but it sounds like pee.
awk.

[Kate!]

Rita Ora - How we do.

Cause when the sun sets baby
On me avenue
I give that drunk s-x spinning
Yeah, when I'm with you
So put your arms around me baby,
We're tearing up the town
Cause that's just how we do

When I hear the bolded part, above, I hear "I get that front sex feeling" :laugh:

[Jake.]

the bit in Poker Face sounds like 'Can't eat pie, can't eat pie'

[Smithy]

Bad Kids - My Parents died, till they got divorced coz I ruined their lives

[Jake.]

Bad Kids - My Parents died, till they got divorced coz I ruined their lives

I thought that was the lyric?

[Jake.]

'My parents tried until they got divorced ‘cause I ruined their lives'

Perhaps not :pipe:

[Smithy]

yeah :joker: thats the actual lyrics

[Jake.]

I feel cheated now :hmph: :joker:

[Jake.]

Black Heart (Stosshe or whatever the **** they are called)

Either 'he's big and he's black' or 'he's thick and he's black'

[Niall]

My favourite was when Shaun said in Judas, he heard "Chewed arse chewed arse". Now that's all I hear when I listen to it. :laugh:

[Kate!]

Black Heart (Stosshe or whatever the **** they are called)

Either 'he's big and he's black' or 'he's thick and he's black'

:laugh: it does sound like that.

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

I thought the song Golden Brown By Stranglers was Gordon Brown about Gordon Brown.

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

Nickelback-How you remind me. 'Tired of living like a black man' :umm2:

[Bojangles]

Bee Gees (More tan a woman)I hear Bald headed woman.

[Smithy]

In Meghan Trainors Lips are Movin, when she says

"you can buy me diamond earrings and deny ny ny" i thought she was saying "you can find me domineering senti my my my"

:umm2: