BB12's Bit On The Side - Discussion Thread (Every Night on Ch5 & 5*)

[Blink_Me]

Jesus Christ, can we please get Kerry off the show?

She's not even the one bit funny, and she can't string a sentence together without ****ing up.

[fredmeneedle]

Kerry can't even string together a dozen words without slurring them all over the place.... must be her "medication" again hey everybody? Vladivarium I think its called....

[Samuel.]

Why would Faye say that though if she knew?

If she knew about it, she would have definitely have been told not to say a word about it. And they wouldn't have shown her saying it anyway if that was the case.

[Gillian-73]

i posted a thread on here 'Is this a set up' I really think something is not right about this,why put her sister in if they thought faye might go!!!
Yeah you thought it before we saw faye say that! it's very dodgy! i don't mean you btw :D

[Samuel.]

These best bits are better than the proper ones :D

[flamingGalah!]

LOL @ Emma offering Maisy a 'finger' :joker:

[Cynical]

Just when i thought my evening couldn't get any worse (Montenegro's last goal cost me my $425 accumulator), i see that worthless loser Katona and her fat mother have got another gig on Bit on the Side. Ugh.

[Gillian-73]

I could never walk around in my underwear in front of my dad! he'd have something to say believe me!

[Maia]

Will like to hear what Maisy has to say about Louise's pathetic nomination reason

[GypsyGoth]

Louise is a ****ing idiot :cloud:

[Maia]

Maisy actually liked Louise...*tisk tisk* Shame on you Louise :bored:

[Callum]

Louise :bored:

[Gillian-73]

Maisy looks genuinely shocked by louise's nominations reasons!

[Maia]

Louise is a ****ing idiot :cloud:

Yeah she is :bored:

[GypsyGoth]

I love how articulate Maisy is, she's very good at making her point and answering questions (unlike that fool Mark).

[Callum]

We don't have live feed Emma so we would never know for sure

[fruit_cake]

Maisy's done a really good interview imo

[Locke.]

The best bits about eviction nights this series is watching the evicted persons reaction to Anton :joker:

[Maia]

Maisy looks genuinely shocked by louise's nominations reasons!

And she has every right to be. Absolutely disgraceful of Louise to drag that reason out every week when Maisy actually liked her.

[fruit_cake]

she should have been more like this in the house

[Cynical]

She's coming across as a really nice, genuine girl. Good for her. Shame it wasn't that good-for-nothing Louise sat there in her place.

[Callum]

:laugh:

[Samuel.]

Jemma seems a bit reserved the way she talks. Complete opposite to how expressive Maisy is.

[Callum]

Her profile pic is vile :yuk:

[GypsyGoth]

I love that she knows how much of a snake Anton is :D That ruins his game.

[Locke.]

This bitch is gonna ruin Anton's plan :(

[Ramsay]

Kerry is drunk

[Kazanne]

Kerry is pissed

[GypsyGoth]

Kerry is a lush.

[Niamh.]

why the **** are Kerry and her mother on.................again?!

[Maia]

This bitch is gonna ruin Anton's plan :(

Good stuff, I am looking forward to it

[Jordan.]

Of course the fat one is bored of seeing skinny good looking people

[MTVN]

Kerry is drunk

Kerry is pissed

Thought that too :laugh:

[Samuel.]

This bitch is gonna ruin Anton's plan :(

Yeah. Unfair really.

[Gillian-73]

Louise is a ****ing idiot :cloud:

This
Yeah she is :bored:

this
And she has every right to be. Absolutely disgraceful of Louise to drag that reason out every week when Maisy actually liked her.

i agree! and to think louise was my fave on launch night :eek:

[Jordan.]

why the **** are Kerry and her mother on.................again?!

Desperate for guests. Kerry already admitted she hasn't watched this series. :bored:

[Kazanne]

Thought that too :laugh:

But karl said it so much more eloquently.

[flamingGalah!]

Of course the fat one is bored of seeing skinny good looking people

Indeed, jealousy is a sin...

[MaratSafinForever]

Kerry's mother on this? What a joke.

[flamingGalah!]

The Katona's were probably the cheapest guests Channel 5 could get...

[Gillian-73]

This bitch is gonna ruin Anton's plan :(

Yes and i for one look forward to it :dance:

[ash2012]

its gonna be so stupid when gemma will have say to anton your a snake and it will basically ruin his game plan, im not anton fan but he clearly knows how to stir things up and him playing the housemates with each other, in the end of the days its a game, to win the grand prize, now gemma come in and she prob gonna mention it one way or another and everyone gonna be on antons case, looks like next week eviction Anton and Harry

[Maia]

More airtime for the Katonas? :rolleyes:

[MTVN]

Jesus, Kerry's a mess

[Niamh.]

OMG What a crude, disgusting biatch Kerry is :bored:

[GypsyGoth]

Jesus, Kerry's a mess

Yep, I hope this is the last time she's on, it's uncomfortable watching her like this.

[Gillian-73]

**** kerry!

[Kazanne]

OMG What a crude, disgusting biatch Kerry is :bored:

Isn't she a vile cow

[MaratSafinForever]

This fat woman is doing my head in. How awkward can you get?

The fans remembered that? What? As Maisy said, they booed her on a little clip.

Piss off, you jealous slob.

[Maia]

I hope Maisy becomes a presenter :D

[Kazanne]

Not keen on them dissing Aaron there!!!

[Samuel.]

I hope Maisy becomes a presenter :D

They should let her present BOTS one night this week.

[Niamh.]

Isn't she a vile cow

rotten. I was always baffled how people are fooled by her when she does the shows herself. She makes me sick.

[Maia]

It's annoying that Maisy's eviction has been mostly overshadowed by Jemma.

[MTVN]

Yep, I hope this is the last time she's on, it's uncomfortable watching her like this.

Yeah it really is :/

[Gillian-73]

Please bots don't have kerry or that mother of hers on again!

[Ramsay]

This dude is stoned

[MeMyselfAndI]

That fat ugly chav was obviously jealous of Maisy

[Cynical]

Can't believe big broth is going to turn into one big episode of my ****ing family! Joke.

[Novo]

Look at that still of Aaron and Faye in the corner :joker: :joker: :joker:

[Maia]

They should let her present BOTS one night this week.

:worship: She would probably be better than Emma

[Samuel.]

45 minute BOTS isn't enough for an eviction night.

[Callum]

OMG What a crude, disgusting biatch Kerry is :bored:

What did she do? I missed that bit

[Novo]

Maisey should have been treated better tonight.. at one point someone from the audience shouted something out and Maisey looked a bit sad and Emma said something like " Be nice guys " they need to get actual fans of the evicted housemates in there and not people who ask awful questions and poke fun at the housemates at every chance they get.. and don't get me started on ****ing Katona and her fat beast of a mother.. both of them shouldn't be anywhere near the show asking questions like " Did you get the finger " and then laughing about it for about 10 minutes like a mong.. awful awful woman

[headaball]

Horrible bit of tv that was. Katona is a cretin.

[GypsyGoth]

Maisey should have been treated better tonight.. at one point someone from the audience shouted something out and Maisey looked a bit sad and Emma said something like " Be nice guys " they need to get actual fans of the evicted housemates in there and not people who ask awful questions and poke fun at the housemates at every chance they get.. and don't get me started on ****ing Katona and her fat beast of a mother.. both of them shouldn't be anywhere near the show asking questions like " Did you get the finger " and then laughing about it for about 10 minutes like a mong.. awful awful woman

:worship:

[Black Dagger]

Katona is a drunken, foul cretin...

Can't believe I actually thought she'd changed...

That fat bitch in the audience will hopefully have a heart attack as well, jealous bint.

[fredmeneedle]

I hope Maisy becomes a presenter :D

She'd be a bloody sight better one than that wooden oaf Brian

[Jordan.]

No Katonas tonight :worship:

[Locke.]

I am an hour behind, who is on?

[Maia]

Alice hosting, Maisy as a guest, no Katonas, I am one happy girl

[Saph]

I swear the audience have a rotation of black women :s it seems they have the same ones on different nights of the week

[Jordan.]

I am an hour behind, who is on?

Not on yet but I think he said Maisy, Rebeckah, Jodie Marsh & Rodrigo.

[Maia]

I am an hour behind, who is on?

Maisy, Rebeckah, Jodie Marsh, Rodrigo are the guests

[Jordan.]

oh **** sake i'm still watching C5 :joker:

[Saph]

Hope Heavens a guest tonight after Mark stole her place on pannel last night

[Jordan.]

Alice hosting, Maisy as a guest, no Katonas, I am one happy girl

-makes you happier-

http://i2.cdnds.net/11/40/618_realitytv_the_x_factor_final_16_janet.jpg

[Saph]

Jodie :love:

[fredmeneedle]

Thank christ there's no more of the katona kack-heads

[Jordan.]

Maisy must wear them trousers all the time :worship:

[Jordan.]

Why do they get Rodrigo on? no one can even understand him :bored:

[fredmeneedle]

Jodie Marsh seems to be morphing into Pete Burns slowly over time!!

[Saph]

Jodie looks like a ****** version of Gabby from DH

[ash2012]

jodie marsh i become a fan of her but srs tht makeup makes her looks scary

[fredmeneedle]

There's already a Jay McKray show.... it's called "Planet of the Apes"

[ash2012]

lol rodrigo saying JAY is a nice guy.... Jays as nice as my thumb on my foot

[Bojangles]

Jodie is morphing into Liza Minelli

[Jordan.]

Forgot how much I hate Rebeckahs voice

[Callum]

Great guests bar Rodrigo

[Maia]

-makes you happier-

http://i2.cdnds.net/11/40/618_realitytv_the_x_factor_final_16_janet.jpg

:lovedup: This is such a happy day

[Callum]

Alice Levine for permanent presenter pls

[Maia]

Alice Levine for permanent presenter pls

This, she is way better than Emma

[Saph]

apparently Faye is immune from eviction this week :/

[fredmeneedle]

'Tis a sad state of affairs when we hope for who ISN'T on the panel rather than who IS... glad that there is none of:
Katona Kack-heads
Markie Izzent funny
Lauren Gargoyle Harries
Jamie East (except he is coming on soon) who has gone from being savage holy-moly critic to establishment well-paid poodle

[ash2012]

why do they keep bringing back rebecca serious her voice is so annoying

[andy191]

I like the advert for the mulleir rice with the cartoons.

[Jordan.]

Alice Levine for permanent presenter pls

:amazed:

Emma for the main show. Brian fade back into obscurity.

[fredmeneedle]

why do they keep bringing back rebecca serious her voice is so annoying

BuxomBecky is a good panellist who likes to be controversial as well as being easy on the eye

[Samuel.]

Lucky Jamie.

[Saph]

Maisy looks like the Situation from Jersey Shore :o

[GypsyGoth]

:amazed:

Emma for the main show. Brian fade back into obscurity.

:worship:

[Maia]

apparently Faye is immune from eviction this week :/

Good stuff :D

[fredmeneedle]

Maisy is weary of answering the same crap about the snog with Aaron and quite right too

[fredmeneedle]

Maisy your next line should be "In his ferkin dreams!"

[Maia]

Maisy you go girl!

[Jordan.]

Manastacia :laugh3:

[Maia]

Manastasia :joker::joker:

[Saph]

omg I hate these two pricks!

[Jordan.]

I don't even get what this is about :bored:

[fredmeneedle]

Oh gawd I forgot to add these 2 losers to my sh!t list

[Kazanne]

Maisy is weary of answering the same crap about the snog with Aaron and quite right too

I can't believe people have made such a fuss over that.

[Jordan.]

pmsl Alex :joker:

[Saph]

These two need a good shag

[fredmeneedle]

The effing crap they insist on putting on this program has stolen SOOO much time from my life that I will never get back...

[Maia]

That was actually quite funny :tongue:

[Bojangles]

The effing crap they insist on putting on this program has stolen SOOO much time from my life that I will never get back...


and sleep lol

[Saph]

why is Jamie presenting? :o

[fredmeneedle]

These two need a good shag

They need to 69 each other so it shuts the pair of them up and keeps em off the screen

[fredmeneedle]

Jodie looks like she had the same surgeon as Wacko Jacko for her nose job

[Maia]

Wtf is up with Jodie's voice O_O

[Samuel.]

I need a gif of that :o

[fredmeneedle]

Wtf is up with Jodie's voice O_O

It's coming thru the speaker on my telly!! :devil:

[Callum]

"and now everyone's like the show's boring. It's your own fault" :worship:

[Samuel.]

Far from boring, Rebeckah. Wishful thinking.

[Jordan.]

Rebeckah is so deluded :crazy:

[Maia]

It's not technically a gameshow Rodrigo..

[GypsyGoth]

I want to do that stuff with the animals.

[fredmeneedle]

I want to do that stuff with the animals.

I always knew there was something a bit strange about you GG.... :suspect:

[andy191]

They said the housemates are talking about the crystal maze haha

[Maia]

His impression of Louise :joker:

[GypsyGoth]

I always knew there was something a bit strange about you GG.... :suspect:

:laugh:

The feeding the bats bit looked cool.

His impression of Louise :joker:

It was brill :laugh2:

[fredmeneedle]

Oh here we go... Mark "I wanna be the next Eddie Izzard but have no clue" is on tonight... let's hopw Maisy gets the majority of the air time

[Saph]

**** OFF MARK! Why are they bumming him? Heaven should be on not him :bored:

[Samuel.]

Mark and Maisy, best guests they've had on :worship:

[Saph]

I love these dramatic videos they do

[fredmeneedle]

Mark and Maisy, best guests they've had on :worship:

Lets face it 2 cardboard cutouts would be a vast improvement on the Kraptonas

[GypsyGoth]

I really hope this is the last we see of Mark, he is annoying :cloud:

[Saph]

I really hope this is the last we see of Mark, he is annoying :cloud:

same, he keeps pretending he doesnt know whats going on :sleep:

[Maia]

Alice looking gorgeous tonight :love:

[Jedwardhater]

Gerry has been eating all the pies.

[Maia]

Gerry :crazy:

[andy191]

Josie seemed like she was about to explode

[GypsyGoth]

He wrote a best selling book, he seems like an idiot.

[Samuel.]

Alice is taken.

FML

[Callum]

Can't wait to see today's news

[Jedwardhater]

I wish Mark would just f off.

[Maia]

Carole = the worst part of Sunday's editions of Bit On The Side :bored:

[Saph]

Carole :laugh2: I look forward to this all week :blush2:

[Jedwardhater]

My eyes my eyes!!! get Carol off.

[Patrick]

Ugh oh yes it's the 'Sunday Game Show' again.

Is it worth watching this week?

[andy191]

Can't wait to see today's news

Do they do news on a Sunday?

[Patrick]

Carole :laugh2: I look forward to this all week :blush2:

:bored: I don't find it funny in the slightest.

[GypsyGoth]

:laugh2: @ Maisy's buzzer.

[Maia]

Ugh oh yes it's the 'Sunday Game Show' again.

Is it worth watching this week?

Yes because Alice and Maisy are both looking gorgeous tonight :love:

[Jedwardhater]

Mark gives everything but the answer.

[Samuel.]

Yes I would, Maisy.

[Maia]

I don't think we saw that

[andy191]

Jays mum!

[Jedwardhater]

Will they mention pooping in the freezer?

[Kazanne]

Wonder what his mom thinks of his talk on women.

[GypsyGoth]

I wish Mark would shut up.

[Maia]

Is that Jay's mum? She could be his sister :shocked:

[GypsyGoth]

Is that Jay's mum? She could be his sister :shocked:

True, she looks younger than Jem.

[fredmeneedle]

MArk proving once again what an utter waste of oxygen he is

[Jedwardhater]

His mom has that look on her face when you find out your son has dumped in a freezer on national tv.

[Samuel.]

Love how horrible Alice is to Josie.

[Saph]

they mentioned Davina! :o is that a first of the series?

[andy191]

Them mentioning Davina and Dermot

[Angus]

Wonder what his mom thinks of his talk on women.

Well she's the one responsible for bringing him up to be so disrespectful about women so no doubt she thinks the sun shines out of his backside.

[Angus]

Is that Jay's mum? She could be his sister :shocked:

Probably had him when she was about 15.

[Maia]

The little boy's voice in that Heinz Beans advert is so annoying :joker:

[Jedwardhater]

Probably had him when she was about 15.

I would have said 13.

[fredmeneedle]

Probably had him when she was about 15.

saucer of milk & some kitekat for angus please!! :laugh2:

[Jords]

You want to lick my fanny.

[Jedwardhater]

Can Mark not even give a yes or no answer? Why does he go off on a tangent with every question?

[Jedwardhater]

Confirmed Jay IS desperate to hit the headlines. Not exactly breaking news is it? lol

[Maia]

Jay's improvised Fritzl den :joker::joker:

[fredmeneedle]

Look at the ferkin gob on Mark... why doesn't he just piss off home if he's so fed up

[Maia]

"Pointless Tom" :laugh:

[Angus]

saucer of milk & some kitekat for angus please!! :laugh2:

Miaow:cat: By the way Whiskas is my poison:hmph:

[GypsyGoth]

Can Mark not even give a yes or no answer? Why does he go off on a tangent with every question?

And he talks when other people are too. He has no tv etiquette, whereas Maisy could easily get a job presenting.

[Angus]

Can Mark not even give a yes or no answer? Why does he go off on a tangent with every question?


He's trying to adlib funnies, but he's failing miserably:rolleyes:

[Samuel.]

Maisy and Anton both lying tbh.

[Maia]

"The scheming snake Anton" yeah he is a scheming snake :bored:

[Saph]

I hope they never invite Mark back :bored:

[fredmeneedle]

And he talks when other people are too. He has no tv etiquette, whereas Maisy could easily get a job presenting.

Exactly this

[Angus]

Confirmed Jay IS desperate to hit the headlines. Not exactly breaking news is it? lol

Rates himself 10 for entertainment:laugh3:

[Maia]

Maisy and Anton both lying tbh.

Don't think Maisy was, Anton on the other hand...

[Saph]

I usually like HMs when they leave the house and we see them on BBBOTS but with Mark its the opposite :bored:

[Jedwardhater]

And he talks when other people are too. He has no tv etiquette, whereas Maisy could easily get a job presenting.

Yes he talks over everyone. very true.

[Kazanne]

Rates himself 10 for entertainment:laugh3:

Really..............:laugh3::laugh3::laugh3::laugh 3::laugh3::crazy::crazy:

[fredmeneedle]

If Mark's demeanour has changed significantly after these ads then someone will have had a word in his shell-like and told him to either shape up or ship out

[Jedwardhater]

These next few weeks are gonna be the demise of Jay and Anton.

[Jedwardhater]

Jays dropped to 5/1 on oddschecker. Harry catching up fast now at 6/1.

[Jedwardhater]

Anton 110/1 lol

[Samuel.]

Don't think Maisy was, Anton on the other hand...

Maisy would love the attention she'd get from being famous.

I hope she does become famous; I don't want this to be the last we see of her.

[Saph]

"how long have you been sisters for" :laugh:

[fredmeneedle]

That fukwit has got the attention span of a goldfish

[GypsyGoth]

"how long have you been sisters for" :laugh:

:laugh3:

[Samuel.]

She was slagging Tom off just yesterday on BOTS lol.

[Jedwardhater]

Stay away from Anton. lol

[Saph]

Josie doesnt know her series :bored:

[Maia]

"You want to lick my fanny" :joker:

[fredmeneedle]

Jeez who was that refugee from Cell Block H they cut to briefly then???

[fredmeneedle]

"You want to lick my fanny" :joker:

Who are you asking Mollie?? :devil: :thumbs:

[Patrick]

Is that Jay's mum? She could be his sister :shocked:

Love how horrible Alice is to Josie.

they mentioned Davina! :o is that a first of the series?

Them mentioning Davina and Dermot

You want to lick my fanny.

Jay's improvised Fritzl den :joker::joker:


:amazed:

THIS SOUNDS AMAZING.

-will watch tomorrow morning-

[Patrick]

Josie doesnt know her series :bored:

Stupid ******ing Gorilla.

[fredmeneedle]

Oh well get ready for tonights dollop of "Sh!t on the side"

[GypsyGoth]

:amazed:

[Maia]

LOL @ Dan

[MTVN]

Looking forward to seeing these noms

[Ramsay]

God would they shut up about Jay

[Novo]

God would they shut up about Jay

All 4 clips to do with him :bored:

[Callum]

Brian Belo :(

[Adamw92]

Brian Belo :bored:

[andy191]

Brian twice in one day. (Coach trip)

[Callum]

Kim :amazed:

[Saph]

why is that blonde american woman always in the audience :s she always talks about stripping

[Maia]

Kim Woodburn! :amazed:

[fredmeneedle]

Gimme Brian over that dead loss Mark anyday....and where's Maisy?

[Ramsay]

All 4 clips to do with him :bored:

And they are still talking about him now

[Maia]

Love how she constantly says "dear". It's almost as good as Harry always putting "<3" after everything

[Callum]

Not breaking news

[Maia]

What forums might these be Brian? :amazed:

[Saph]

am I having deja vu? I swear ive heard Brian talking about Rachel and Ross before :s

[Locke.]

Jay dumped on national TV

[Adamw92]

Wish that blonde american would leave

[GypsyGoth]

What forums might these be Brian? :amazed:

:laugh:

[fredmeneedle]

Love how she constantly says "dear". It's almost as good as Harry always putting "<3" after everything

I know I am betraying my ignorance here but what does that "<3" emoticon actually mean?

[Jedwardhater]

Well done Louise!!! For dumping that knuckle scraping muppet.

[Saph]

I know I am betraying my ignorance here but what does that "<3" emoticon actually mean?

love heart

[Novo]

Emma " it's very Chanelle and Ziggy isn't it? "
Brian " you know what i didn't want to say it but i was thinking that "

:joker:

[Saph]

Kims face when Brian said lube :laugh3:

[fredmeneedle]

love heart

Cheers fotr that Saph, that explains why I didn't know it -- I've never felt the need to use it!! [grin]

[fredmeneedle]

Oh dear god, stand by for albino gargoyle time...

BTW say what you like about Brian but at least he IS a proper fan and actually watches the show... bet the poor sod only gets a fraction of what they paid the Kraptonas

[Callum]

Is Kim Woodburn the guest for the week?

[Saph]

Cheers fotr that Saph, that explains why I didn't know it -- I've never felt the need to use it!! [grin]

:elephant:

[Jedwardhater]

Who's that big blond pensioner with the wandering eye on the panel?

[Saph]

This fat girl who went to my secondary school wore 5 bras

[fredmeneedle]

Jay dumped on national TV

Couldn't happen to a 'nicer' bloke... har har

Aaron should dance around and be as over-the-top happy and jovial around him as he can now, let's see who sits in a corner looking effing miserable THEN

[Callum]

What a pointless segment

[Locke.]

Who's that big blond pensioner with the wandering eye on the panel?

:joker::joker:

[Novo]

That video :joker:

[Samuel.]

Chill out, Emma.


Someone on here pointed this out the other day...

[fredmeneedle]

What a pointless segment

No change there then....where's the asparagus soothsayer when you need her hey? And wait till gargoyle harries gets to have his/her 2-penn'orth, you will rewind your Sky+ box to this bit!!

[MTVN]

This is that thing Mr Marky posted

[Saph]

I bet there gonna do a silly edit and put Rebeckahs face on a spaceship or something

[MTVN]

Wow this show is sh*t, can't believe they spent 10 minutes on that

[fredmeneedle]

For ferks sake why does that Jonty nobhead keep getting asked along? And why do they think their crappy props that would be a disgrace on Blue Peter are funny?

[Ramsay]

Glyn :dance::dance::dance: