Lord Aaron's Constant Ownage of Alex. [4 Incidents]

[Patrick]

It's happened again tonight.

I love these Aaron and Alex moments, where the bint tells Lord Aaron some story about her life or something and Aaron just doesn't get it at all or makes her look silly. :laugh:


Incident 1

Alex asks Lord Aaron if he 'loves N-Dubz' and presumes he would even listen to such music.
Aaron does not get this at all and informs her that he doesn't know who they are, and has no desire to find out.
Alex's face drops and she looks as if she is about to cry.

Incident 2

Shortly after, she goes on to make a bigger tit of herself and starts waving her fingers in the air and inviting people to 'Sh*t on 'em!' because that's what the Queen of Chavs, Nicki Minge does.
Aaron gets deeply offended and demands that Alex stops waving a gun around the living room.

Incident 3

Earlier this week Alex begins teaching Aaron the Macarena - and he is abit slow on that.
Alex can't get it into her head that Aaron does not know this dance, so starts aggressively asking him why he doesn't know it, Aaron simply says;
'Why on earth would I want to know that dance?'

Incident 4

Most recent, The Abomination that is Alex - tells Mark and Aaron about her trip to Uganda and how she got a Chocolate Bar stolen.
Aaron then turns this boring tale of Alex's chocolate desire, into a full on lesson on the strength of the average Ant and then throws in another fact about how a Bear can smell chocolate from miles away, this leaves Alex confused and not knowing what to do with her life.



I really hope there is more of these moments to come, because they crack me up.
Aaron's dry humour is just so amazing, the way he turns her stories into something way more OTT than it has to be is just fantastic.

[The Human Santapede]

Wow! My opinion of you has just dramatically dropped.

[Jords]

Alex-hate on here is really petty, I swear Aaron fans (that are not Alex fans) are just threatened for some reason.

[Patrick]

Alex-hate on here is really petty, I swear Aaron fans (that are not Alex fans) are just threatened for some reason.

Even if I wasn't an Aaron fan I would still dislike her.

Wow! My opinion of you has just dramatically dropped.

Why exactly is that?

[Jords]

Anyway I LOL'd when Alex was singing '**** on them!' and Aaron turns around and says 'thats sounds pleasant' :laugh2:

[Patrick]

Anyway I LOL'd when Alex was singing '**** on them!' and Aaron turns around and says 'thats sounds pleasant' :laugh2:

:joker::joker:

[The Human Santapede]

Even if I wasn't an Aaron fan I would still dislike her.



Why exactly is that?

You have this whole hatred for Alex since day 1 because of the way she looks. And then you say you actually hate her beacuse BB shove her down our throats. But correct me if I'm wrong, but she is probably the 7th/8th most shown housemate in BB this year; the likes of Rebeckah and Aaron are 'shoved down our throats', not her.

You also harp on about her and N-dubz and the dance to Macarena etc. Well firstly, you liked the N-Dubz at one point and secondly, so she asked him if he knows the Macarena? Most of us know it, and it's called being light-hearted and fun. Not everyone in the house has to have a drama over something that nobody really cares about to be interesting. I wish you would learn that Paddy, especially since you have watched BB for a few years now.

[Patrick]

You have this whole hatred for Alex since day 1 because of the way she looks. And then you say you actually hate her beacuse BB shove her down our throats. But correct me if I'm wrong, but she is probably the 7th/8th most shown housemate in BB this year; the likes of Rebeckah and Aaron are 'shoved down our throats', not her.

You also harp on about her and N-dubz and the dance to Macarena etc. Well firstly, you liked the N-Dubz at one point and secondly, so she asked him if he knows the Macarena? Most of us know it, and it's called being light-hearted and fun. Not everyone in the house has to have a drama over something that nobody really cares about to be interesting. I wish you would learn that Paddy, especially since you have watched BB for a few years now.

I'll admit I didn't like her on Day 1 - because of her looks, yes.

But I would of gave her a chance if she had a redeeming personality and she does not, also - yes Rebeckah and Aden and MAYBE Mark are more shown than Alex, oh and definitely Heaven - but to say Alex is the 7/8th most shown is abit of a silly statement.

They desperately want her to be the new Josie, they even said that on BOTS at one stage, 'Oh I think she's a new Josie.'

My opinion may change on her, because it's still early days [even though it feels like weeks] but I don't know.

And yes I use to like N-Dubz? That was about 2 Years ago now, I don't see why that's relevant at all, when I've changed?
Yeah I get that about the Macarena - but she just seems very aggressive like the way she nearly took Aaron's head off because he didn't know a dance move, or because he didn't know who Nicki Minge was - and she is aggressive [and this is connected to what I said about her being Big Brother's favourite] because she's been arguing with other housemates, especially Maisy alot and it's been completely edited out.

[The Human Santapede]

I'll admit I didn't like her on Day 1 - because of her looks, yes.

But I would of gave her a chance if she had a redeeming personality and she does not, also - yes Rebeckah and Aden and MAYBE Mark are more shown than Alex, oh and definitely Heaven - but to say Alex is the 7/8th most shown is abit of a silly statement.

They desperately want her to be the new Josie, they even said that on BOTS at one stage, 'Oh I think she's a new Josie.'

My opinion may change on her, because it's still early days [even though it feels like weeks] but I don't know.

And yes I use to like N-Dubz? That was about 2 Years ago now, I don't see why that's relevant at all, when I've changed?
Yeah I get that about the Macarena - but she just seems very aggressive like the way she nearly took Aaron's head off because he didn't know a dance move, or because he didn't know who Nicki Minge was - and she is aggressive [and this is connected to what I said about her being Big Brother's favourite] because she's been arguing with other housemates, especially Maisy alot and it's been completely edited out.


And you know this how? From what Tashie said? Come on Patrick you've watched this long enough to know not to believe everything they say as they will be biased in their opinions. Maybe you should form your own opinions on people rather than form your opinions from what other people have said.

[Jake.]

What an awful reason to dislike someone :/ like ukturtle said, she is hardly shown and when she is she seems nice and funny. Just because you think the world revolves around aaron, there is no reason for the Alex hate

[billy123]

Patrick you came straight out the housemate abuse thread after trying to make out you agreed with what had been said then went straight into a new members thread and posted a childish no need sarcastic comment about their post then started a thread with abusive comments about a housemate!!
Surely even you can see how odd that makes you look?

Personally i think its just the usual suspects being over sensitive about something as usual but you wont see me agreeing with them then doing the opposite.
The being rude to new members though is a valid point though and you and a few others need to pack that in.

[lisa12000]

I like the conversations between Alex and Aaron :(he isnt being nasty to her, or trying to belittle her at all and its seems quite natural; He has a soft spot for Alex you can tell, he has lots of conversations with her, far more than anyone else seems to and she seems to gravitate towards him, harry and Mark a lot; I tihnk shes sweet, and funny though i actually think shes not as daft as she makes out; The chocoalte bar thing last night made me laugh actually; I really like them both and would be very happy if they, and Mark were the top 3

[headaball]

It's strange how many people find stupidity endearing. She'll win because of it unfortunately.

Another 7 weeks of Lord Aaron and the Wing Commander taking the piss out of her would almost make up for it though.

[lisa12000]

It's strange how many people find stupidity endearing. She'll win because of it unfortunately.

Another 7 weeks of Lord Aaron and the Wing Commander taking the piss out of her would almost make up for it though.

Its her genuineness that i like not her stupidity!! Aaron is my favorite but i think some of his fans are threatened by her;I know he isnt going to win, and tbh hes making some pretty fundamental, stupid mistakes in there atm and it will cause his demise if he isnt careful

[headaball]

Its her genuineness that i like not her stupidity!! Aaron is my favorite but i think some of his fans are threatened by her;I know he isnt going to win, and tbh hes making some pretty fundamental, stupid mistakes in there atm and it will cause his demise if he isnt careful

Genuineness... in what way? The fact she is stupid and doesn't try to hide it?

[lisa12000]

Genuineness... in what way? The fact she is stupid and doesn't try to hide it?

It was Aaron that said right at the start of this "there is nothing wrong with people who are genuinely stupid its the ones that pretend they are that get on my nerves" Some people are just not intelligent, that doesnt make them any less a person, are any less nice; I dont need my friends to be super intelligent, i just want them to be genuine, not two faced, and want to spend time in my company and i think that Alex is that type of girl

[soundslike]

It's happened again tonight.

I love these Aaron and Alex moments, where the bint tells Lord Aaron some story about her life or something and Aaron just doesn't get it at all or makes her look silly. :laugh:


Incident 1

Alex asks Lord Aaron if he 'loves N-Dubz' and presumes he would even listen to such music.
Aaron does not get this at all and informs her that he doesn't know who they are, and has no desire to find out.
Alex's face drops and she looks as if she is about to cry.

Incident 2

Shortly after, she goes on to make a bigger tit of herself and starts waving her fingers in the air and inviting people to 'Sh*t on 'em!' because that's what the Queen of Chavs, Nicki Minge does.
Aaron gets deeply offended and demands that Alex stops waving a gun around the living room.

Incident 3

Earlier this week Alex begins teaching Aaron the Macarena - and he is abit slow on that.
Alex can't get it into her head that Aaron does not know this dance, so starts aggressively asking him why he doesn't know it, Aaron simply says;
'Why on earth would I want to know that dance?'

Incident 4

Most recent, The Abomination that is Alex - tells Mark and Aaron about her trip to Uganda and how she got a Chocolate Bar stolen.
Aaron then turns this boring tale of Alex's chocolate desire, into a full on lesson on the strength of the average Ant and then throws in another fact about how a Bear can smell chocolate from miles away, this leaves Alex confused and not knowing what to do with her life.



I really hope there is more of these moments to come, because they crack me up.
Aaron's dry humour is just so amazing, the way he turns her stories into something way more OTT than it has to be is just fantastic.



Why is there the need to call her a bint. And Lord Aaron as you put it is showing himself up to be a nasty piece of work. Lord he aint although he might think he is since his arrogant arse was saved from eviction sadly a few weeks back.

He is sad to want toshow up a young girl for his pleasure and to entertain us. If he can't entertain without being nasty he needs to leave hes boring me now.

[lisa12000]

Why is there the need to call her a bint. And Lord Aaron as you put it is showing himself up to be a nasty piece of work. Lord he aint although he might think he is since his arrogant arse was saved from eviction sadly a few weeks back.

He is sad to want toshow up a young girl for his pleasure and to entertain us. If he can't entertain without being nasty he needs to leave hes boring me now.

How is he being nasty? Alex seems to spend a lot of time with Aaron, and he obviously has a real soft spot for her; He has more time for her than virtually all the other cretins in the house!! He joins in her dances, he was playing some game with her the other day, he asks her about her past and what she wants to do with her future; The convos seem natural, not forced and there is some gentle teasing there but no way is it nasty at all

[soundslike]

I'll admit I didn't like her on Day 1 - because of her looks, yes.

But I would of gave her a chance if she had a redeeming personality and she does not, also - yes Rebeckah and Aden and MAYBE Mark are more shown than Alex, oh and definitely Heaven - but to say Alex is the 7/8th most shown is abit of a silly statement.

They desperately want her to be the new Josie, they even said that on BOTS at one stage, 'Oh I think she's a new Josie.'

My opinion may change on her, because it's still early days [even though it feels like weeks] but I don't know.

And yes I use to like N-Dubz? That was about 2 Years ago now, I don't see why that's relevant at all, when I've changed?
Yeah I get that about the Macarena - but she just seems very aggressive like the way she nearly took Aaron's head off because he didn't know a dance move, or because he didn't know who Nicki Minge was - and she is aggressive [and this is connected to what I said about her being Big Brother's favourite] because she's been arguing with other housemates, especially Maisy alot and it's been completely edited out.


I'd really like to see what you look like with your obsession with how some of the girls in the house look. Ugly and shallow comes to mind!:nono: Alex is not responsible for what is being said about her outside the house. Can you get your head around that? she is in there oblivious as to what BB are showing. And as for saying she was aggressive get over yourself.

She was shocked being that she is thinking like an eighteen year old girl and thinks Aaron thinks on the same line as her. And if she has been having disagreements with Maisy it takes two to tango they are both young and young people tend to have disagreements over the slightest thing.

[Suze]

Even if I wasn't an Aaron fan I would still dislike her.


Please, please, please, don't take this the wrong way Patrick, I know you are a big BB fan, but when it goes from disliking a housemate to beginning to look like getting over obsessive, it can begin to look like you don't have much of a life outside the forums. Keeping it more light hearted whilst having a umm, friendly housemate dig, the way say Locke and Novo approach housemates in their posts is a much better way, and that way still gets things off your chest :) At the end of the day not a single housemate has done any of us any harm after all :)

[soundslike]

How is he being nasty? Alex seems to spend a lot of time with Aaron, and he obviously has a real soft spot for her; He has more time for her than virtually all the other cretins in the house!! He joins in her dances, he was playing some game with her the other day, he asks her about her past and what she wants to do with her future; The convos seem natural, not forced and there is some gentle teasing there but no way is it nasty at all


Put it this way try treating a friend or anyone like that outside the house like that and you will find yourself in trouble. Its belittling someone and trying to dismiss everything they say as stupid and irrelevant.

Trying to have a laugh at their expense regardless of what they say.

[lisa12000]

Put it this way try treating a friend or anyone like that outside the house like that and you will find yourself in trouble. Its belittling someone and trying to dismiss everything they say as stupid and irrelevant.

Trying to have a laugh at their expense regardless of what they say.

i must be a right bitch then, and my friends must because we banter with each other like that all the time :conf::conf:

[joeysteele]

I am an Aaron fan and want him to win but I also really like Alex too, I think she is one of the most interesting in there,she's up for a laugh like with the tanning task,I love the simple things she doesn't get, like boiling an egg or the changing of her bedclothes.

She is funny, I could spend a lot of time with Alex, she has lot's of stories to tell and I am hoping to hear more.

I think a lot of the conversation between Aaron and Alex is just banter,nothing meant unpleasantly and she does seem to often be where Aaron is and talks to him a lot too,so I doubt she minds,she hasn't nominated him at all either nor has he her.

[Shardlake]

So in your opinion Aaron is a good HM cos he's a pretentious, middle aged sap.

Right.

[soundslike]

i must be a right bitch then, and my friends must because we banter with each other like that all the time :conf::conf:


The key word you used is friends if that is the case. Aaron has known Alex a few weeks. I know some people behave that way but I think eventually it will end in tears as someone will eventually take it the wrong way. Or something will be said where they feel they are being picked on.

[Rustic bauble]

I am a big Aaron fan....but also like Alex because she is so niave. Aarons realtionship with most of the housemates are very tongue-in-cheek...only Harry and Mark really get him.I genuinly think he likes everyone in there although he will speak up in an inoffensive way if he thinks someone is out of order.

He truly disliked Rebekah though...

[lisa12000]

I am a big Aaron fan....but also like Alex because she is so niave. Aarons realtionship with most of the housemates are very tongue-in-cheek...only Harry and Mark really get him.I genuinly think he likes everyone in there although he will speak up in an inoffensive way if he thinks someone is out of order.

He truly disliked Rebekah though...

He doesnt like Anton or Jay, the convo with Tom last night showed that lol Hes making enemies, hes going to be up for eviction this week im sure :(

[soundslike]

He doesnt like Anton or Jay, the convo with Tom last night showed that lol Hes making enemies, hes going to be up for eviction this week im sure :(


Hmm Anton and Jay have had their time with Maisy. Jealousy springs to mind!:nono:

[Suze]

The key word you used is friends if that is the case. Aaron has known Alex a few weeks. I know some people behave that way but I think eventually it will end in tears as someone will eventually take it the wrong way. Or something will be said where they feel they are being picked on.

The difference is with friends you don't see them almost all day every day 24/7, or do you? So a friendship in the BB house could be built on very quickly and I suppose ended just as quickly as friendships do in real life. So Aaron could well see Alex as a friend in there and even an ally and vice versa. A friendship in that house can be the equivilant to weeks or even maybe months outside that house.

[Ammi]

It's always interesting how people's perspectives are different.
I like both Aaron and Alex.

I love these Aaron and Alex moments, where the bint tells Lord Aaron some story about her life or something and Aaron just doesn't get it at all or makes her look silly

I dont, see Alex looking silly at all. I agree that Aaron is very quick to use an opportunity to showcase his humour and yes he is very droll, or I think so anyways. But, Alex feeds that to him with her random stories and comments. They are amusing without her meaning them to be, which of course adds to the humour. I see this as a team of two halves. Aaron would not 'shine' so much without Alex and Aaron helps Alex to 'shine'.
This 'owning' is well just......not happening, shall we say
At the moment, they haven't gone up against each other for eviction so I don't have to choose, which is fine with me because they both provide their own style and humour and as a team, well.......

[soundslike]

The difference is with friends you don't see them almost all day every day 24/7, or do you? So a friendship in the BB house could be built on very quickly and I suppose ended just as quickly as friendships do in real life. So Aaron could well see Alex as a friend in there and even an ally and vice versa. A friendship in that house can be the equivilant to weeks or even maybe months outside that house.


I've seen Aarons behaviour before and it is when you aren't keen on someone and that is the way to make them feel small. Say for instant a group of friends and every time one opens their mouth to say something and the others talk over her, pretend they haven't a clue what she is talking about or dismisses the conversation altogether.

Similar to when Heaven tried to have a group discussion and nearly all of them talked over her, tried to dismiss it as a conversation that would take all day or ran out into the rain leaving her talking to herself and probably a little hurt and embarrassed.

[lisa12000]

Hmm Anton and Jay have had their time with Maisy. Jealousy springs to mind!:nono:

lol i dont think Aaron is jealous abour maisy at all, i think he has had plenty of time with her :joker:

[joeysteele]

The difference is with friends you don't see them almost all day every day 24/7, or do you? So a friendship in the BB house could be built on very quickly and I suppose ended just as quickly as friendships do in real life. So Aaron could well see Alex as a friend in there and even an ally and vice versa. A friendship in that house can be the equivilant to weeks or even maybe months outside that house.

You make a really good point, they are in that house with each other, never far from any of the others for 24 hours a day awake and sleeping.

2 weeks have passed now, if you think of what you can learn about people in just a working day then all the observation and mingling with people 24 hours every day must make you feel like you really know them.

So as you say friendships can be formed in that environment far quicker than outside, just as negative thinking of people can as well.

[Scream]

Patrickkkkkkkk, I began to start to like you because you were really opinionated and it was good but you can't hate her cause she's ugly :( you'd hate it if you posted a picture of you and I said, I hate you because you're so ugly..

[soundslike]

lol i dont think Aaron is jealous abour maisy at all, i think he has had plenty of time with her :joker:


Yes he has had plenty of time with her but I've noticed that it is since the other boys have been with her that all of a sudden they are this and that. He seriously needs to take a long hard look at himself in the mirror. And I mean a long hard look the unsmiling hard faced cold fish!

I am baffled as to why he is a favourite to win with his unfriendly attitude.

[G1dds]

I genuinely feel that Aaron has a soft spot for Alex............and thats why he sometimes teases her :conf:

I love their relationship :hug:

[billy123]

Aaron is ok i dont mind him he is quite funny sometimes but some of the bollocks spouted on here by people trying and failing to think they are cool calling him lord is pathetic and cringey it is slowly turning me against him.

[soundslike]

Also if Aaron wants to belittle someone maybe he should study a little more too. Whilst it is true that bears can smell food a mile off I doubt they'd be able to smell it from outside Africa as Africa has no bears!

[billy123]

Also if Aaron wants to belittle someone maybe he should study a little more too. Whilst it is true that bears can smell food a mile off I doubt they'd be able to smell it from outside Africa as Africa has no bears!HaHa :hugesmile: good call :joker:

[lostalex]

It really is pathetic and so disrepectful. And i think Alex knows what he's doing, she's just too nice to start a row over it. You can see her getting frustrated with him.

If I was there and saw that going on I would destroy him quite easily and he wouldn't be so smug. That smirk would be an imprint on the floor if i saw him do that to someone around me.

[Raven]

Shooting fish is a barrel doesn't take any skill. He is only targeting her because she isn't bright enough to bite back with effective banter and aaron is a cowardly wimp who can't take what he dishes out to others.

[Patrick]

Just looking back on the first page there, I love how it was fine for everyone to tear Rebeckah apart and I say one thing about Alex and it's all 'You shallow bastard, leave her alone' etc

I have liked other female housemates in the past who weren't exactly hot, Shabby for example, Tracey from BB8 aswell.

So it's nothing to do with looks, I just don't like her - everyone can have an opinion at the end of the day.

[billy123]

'You shallow bastard, leave her alone'Who said that :conf:
Paddy are you making things up again :sleep: :nono: :sleep:

[Patrick]

Who said that?
Paddy are you making things up again :sleep:

Well It's basically what you were all saying.

Also in reply to your post, Yes I agreed with Dezzy on the fact that people shouldn't be TOO abusive and stuff towards housemates.

I don't see how me saying Aaron is brilliant for owning her, and that Alex is a bint - is that abusive?

And if I called her ugly, I also don't get how that's a big deal - it's not exactly new, people call housemates ugly/horrible/messes/vile etc all the time, it's normal.

[MeMyselfAndI]

Housemates go on big brother to be judged, they should expect to be disliked by some. Patrick is allowed his opinion to dislike Alex, i personally don't see how shes so popular..

[billy123]

Well It's basically what you were all saying.
Im one person not all.
What post was it where someone called you a "shallow bastard" i still cant see it :wavey:

[headaball]

Im one person not all.
What post was it where someone called you a "shallow bastard" i still cant see it :wavey:

I think it's obvious he's just paraphrasing.

[billy123]

I agreed with Dezzy on the fact that people shouldn't be TOO abusive and stuff towards housemates.

I dare say i will be reminding you of that in the very near future then :joker:

[Jake.]

Difference between Rebeckah and Alex is that Alex's heart is in the right the place. Shes like the girl at school who may not have the best looks or the best brain, but is a good person. Rebeckah was the complete opposite

[billy123]

Difference between Rebeckah and Alex is that Alex's heart is in the right the place. Shes like the girl at school who may not have the best looks or the best brain, but is a good person. Rebeckah was the complete oppositeSpot on i agree with you 100% very well put.

[Black Dagger]

He hasn't owned her at all xD..

They have a banter relationship... he takes the piss out of her. But he doesn't make her feel like ****e for fun or call her a beast like some.

[Adamw92]

Aaron is just threatened by Alex because she's gonna walk to the final and take the crown from right under him :D

[Roy Mars III]

Aaron is just threatened by Alex because she's gonna walk to the final and take the crown from right under him :D

The only thing that will ruin this great series.

[InOne]

I've got a horrible feeling Alex might win as well :bawling:

[Doogle]

I reckon the final 2 could be Aaron vs Alex.

[Adamw92]

The only thing that will ruin this great series.

Hush up! :nono: :joker:

[Beastie]

Alex is not the next Josie at all.

Josie was a lazy, beached whale!! Who lived under the duvet all the time.

Alex actually does have personality!! She has a flare of innocence to her. She is herself, doing her own thing and doing her best to join in with the other housemates with light hearted fun.

[BigBrotherfan4ever]

I love Aaron & Alex, i think they have like a brother & sister type relationship, maybe not as strong & Alex & Tom, cause i love these two together as well.

[BigBrotherfan4ever]

I reckon the final 2 could be Aaron vs Alex.

I think you could be right Doogle.

[Vicky.]

I think Aaron and Alex just joke on between each other tbh, theres nothing more to it than that. He seems to treat her a bit like a little sister.

[Suze]

Alex is not the next Josie at all.

Josie was a lazy, beached whale!! Who lived under the duvet all the time.

Alex actually does have personality!! She has a flare of innocence to her. She is herself, doing her own thing and doing her best to join in with the other housemates with light hearted fun.

Hiya Beastie,

I have not watched this BB at all, but have watched some youtubes posted up and read a few tweets in threads, I loved Alex in the tan task :joker: she seems to just get on with tasks thrown at her, and think if I was watching this series of BB, Alex would probably be one of my favourites, possibly my favourite. From the youtubes and tweets and other forum members posts, I can deduce that Alex is nothing like Josie Gibson thank gawd, and I think it is a disservice to Alex when some do compare her to Josie.

[Vicky.]

Housemates go on big brother to be judged, they should expect to be disliked by some. Patrick is allowed his opinion to dislike Alex, i personally don't see how shes so popular..

Me neither. But I have a kinda preconceived idea of her from what my sis says...Im convinced shes not being herself(or she is being herself and most of it is being edited out), unless her personality has changed MASSIVELY in 6 months. The only thing that shes done that I did laugh at was the yes task, but I would have laughed if it had been any housemate.
Difference between Rebeckah and Alex is that Alex's heart is in the right the place. Shes like the girl at school who may not have the best looks or the best brain, but is a good person. Rebeckah was the complete opposite
But thats your opinion. Many think rebeckah was a good person but just playing the game. The way this post comes across is a little like...noone can dislike alex unless its based on her looks, because shes a good person.

[Locke.]

They are usually the best moments of the show. She is so thick that she doesn't even understand that he is taking the piss and takes what he is saying seriously

[Livia]

They are usually the best moments of the show. She is so thick that she doesn't even understand that he is taking the piss and takes what he is saying seriously

Exactly this. She is like a Barbie doll only in that she has a completely empty head.