Big Brother Limericks Corner.

[Jedwardhater]

http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/picture.php?albumid=271&pictureid=1865
There is nothing better than a good old laugh so i thought i'd kick start a limericks corner thread. Feel free to add your very own BB limericks.

Here are three to start you off......


There was a geordie named Jay
who shaved round his hoop everyday
till he slipped with his bic
slicing off half his dick
and now he is totally gay.

While Aden was out in the garden
he aroused what he thought was a hardon
Maisy shouts whats that stick
pointing right at his dick
as the housemates ran into the garden.

As Tom was taking a s**t
he heard Aaron shout watch it you prick
get off my lap
or i'll give you a slap
this is borderline stalking you tit.

[CharlieO]

Madjoe :suspect:

[Jedwardhater]

Anton thinks that he's so cool
while the rest of us think he's a tool
there not daft in dat house
know a snake in dah grass
so come friday we'll vote out the fool.

[Kerry]

There was a young man called Mark
Who wanted a wank in the dark
Then on came the light
He couldn't take flight
So his gearstick remains in park

[Jedwardhater]

There was a young man called Mark
Who wanted a wank in the dark
Then on came the light
He couldn't take flight
So his gearstick remains in park

hahaha good one! :dance:

[icecakes]

There was a young girl called maisy
who thought she was sweet as a daisy
but along came louise
with cute little knees
and all the guys wanted to date her

its not as good as yours but I tried :wavey:

[Merry Mockmas]

Hello the Lord
I imagine Faye must make you bored
Alex stole chocolate bar from Aaron
And as we all know he is a loose cannon
Dont be ashamed
You have been framed

[Kerry]

There once was a show on five
That they highlighted but never showed live
The fans threw big fits
'cos the producers are tits
And the ratings went into nose dive

[Merry Mockmas]

Aaron likes Faye
But shes moving far far away
Aden is a psychopath
Prepare to face his wrath
Mark has a price to pay
Which will make my day

[icecakes]

Heaven,s a bit of a nut
who once called rebeckah a slut
she played hell with arden
alone in the garden
and said stop your whining you mutt

[Jedwardhater]

There was a young girl called maisy
who thought she was sweet as a daisy
but along came louise
with cute little knees
and all the guys wanted to date her

its not as good as yours but I tried :wavey:


If i could end it for you Icecakes i would add.....

There was a young girl called maisy
who thought she was sweet as a daisy
she gave her flower away
for the sake of a lay
now she's dating that shaved hoop McKrazy.

[Jedwardhater]

Heaven,s a bit of a nut
who once called rebeckah a slut
she played hell with arden
alone in the garden
and said stop your whining you mutt

hahaha so good!!!:dance:

[icecakes]

If i could end it for you Icecakes i would add.....

There was a young girl called maisy
who thought she was sweet as a daisy
she gave her flower away
for the sake of a lay
now she's dating that shaved hoop McKrazy.

:joker: big improvement

[Jedwardhater]

Aaron likes Faye
But shes moving far far away
Aden is a psychopath
Prepare to face his wrath
Mark has a price to pay
Which will make my day


Jedward Feeva!!!!

I like it but i would like to add this....

Aaron says that he likes Faye
but it's Maisy who got him to lay
With the old tonsil tennis
Anton got so jealous
left him stressed so he did masterbate. :)

[Jedwardhater]

There once was a show on five
That they highlighted but never showed live
The fans threw big fits
'cos the producers are tits
And the ratings went into nose dive

Great stuff!!! :hugesmile:

[Kerry]

Great stuff!!! :hugesmile:

Haha thanks. I was quite proud of that one :joker:

[Jedwardhater]

Haha thanks. I was quite proud of that one :joker:

It's a corker!!! :dance:

[Jedwardhater]

When big brother moved over to five
five thought how do we keep this alive
the boss said throw in some tits
bit of sex it's a hit
under 30's will keep it alive.

[Patrick]

wut is this sh*t? :shocked:

[Jedwardhater]

wut is this sh*t? :shocked:

Patrick said to me what is dis s**t
i said it's about humor and s**t
were just having a larf
making jokes bout the staff
who have messed wiv big brother to bits.

[Jedwardhater]

As Louise walked into the garden
she saw Aden sat there with an hardon
he said it's not for you
it's for beccy you fool
She said thank ****** for that it's a small un.

[icecakes]

There is a bloke called Jedwardhater
a big brother forum limerick rater
his rhymes are so good
he must come from der hood
if not he,s a good imitator:hugesmile:

[yami watching]

This years big brother is on channel five
Were all quite gutted we cant watch it live
How can we rate
Our favourite house mate
When all that we see is what they contrive

[Jedwardhater]

There is a bloke called Jedwardhater
a big brother forum limerick rater
his rhymes are so good
he must come from der hood
if not he,s a good imitator:hugesmile:

Hahahahaha luv it!!! :joker:

[Ammi]

It's a shocker for Faye and Louise
Aaron has got a new squeeze
Whilst they got a bit lazy
..along came a Maisy
Well at least they won't get a disease

[Jedwardhater]

Alex was sleeping in bed
when Jay farted right on her head
he said ooos dat me dear
she said ****** off you queer
and that hoop of yours smells like it's dead.

As Aden began to rap
the rest shouted stop talking crap
He said, but i iz dee bomb
got ma ting going on
they said, shut it or ****** off to bed.

Anton was stirring the pot
saying Aaron had touched Maisy's slot
He said smell his finger
co's dat smell will linger
Then smell Maisy's breath for a cock.

As Anton was sleeping in bed
He was dreaming that Maisy gave head
his dream turned erotic
as she sucked on his rocket
He woke up to see Tom's bobbing head.

Maisy said that it's all so frustrating
so she's going to bed masterbating
Jay said hey can i watch
while i plays with ma cock
She said no not unless we are dating.

[Holly Christmas]

It's a shocker for Faye and Louise
Aaron has got a new squeeze
Whilst they got a bit lazy
..along came a Maisy
Well at least they won't get a disease

:joker::joker::joker:

[Merry Mockmas]

Tom you need your mom
Otherwise your gonna bomb
Aaron needs to stay
Just to wind up Faye