Ten reasons why Jay is a better catch than Aaron

[fruit_cake]

he's more fun
he doesn't have a hissy fit every five minutes
he's not a control freak
he's not a prude
he doesn't remind me of Tony Blair and look what happend with him he took us to war
if he's got nothing good to say he keeps his mouth shut
he doesn't play games with peoples feelings
he looks like Clark Kent
he's simple and straight forward

and the most important one

he'd hold his own better on the dance floor

[Deanjam]

he's simple

This I agree with.

[lisa12000]

This I agree with.

haha :D :D :D :D

[karezza]

I agree:

1. He is covered in tatooes
2. He is illiterate
3. He shags ladyboys
4. He is vulgar
5. He has a red face
6. He is unintelligible
7. He is a manipulator
8. He spends £60 a day on food
9. He is ugly
10. He masturbates on national television

[joeysteele]

They are 2 so different personalities there is really no comparison between them, With Jay though it would depends on the type of lady that would go out with him, she would need a really dirty mind to put up with the garbage he spouts out.

He has good qualities obviously but his attitude to Women and what he sees them as there for are hardly any endearing qualities at all.
Near all of the Female friends I know find him disgusting when he starts about his 'conquests and graphic detailing'.

Aaron may seem duller on the surface but will certainly be a far more decent guy than Jay ever likely will be.

[fruit_cake]

I agree:

1. He is covered in tatooes
2. He is illiterate
3. He shags ladyboys
4. He is vulgar
5. He has a red face
6. He is unintelligible
7. He is a manipulator
8. He spends £60 a day on food
9. He is ugly
10. He masturbates on national television

he'd hold his own better on the dance floor

^this one trumps all of those imo

[karezza]

By the time Jay is 40 he will be impotent, he will have heart disease, he will have an incurable STI & will be completely bald.

[Doodleydo]

he's more fun
he doesn't have a hissy fit every five minutes
he's not a control freak
he's not a prude
he doesn't remind me of Tony Blair and look what happend with him he took us to war
if he's got nothing good to say he keeps his mouth shut
he doesn't play games with peoples feelings
he looks like Clark Kent
he's simple and straight forward

and the most important one

he'd hold his own better on the dance floor

Add 'he's not a complete fanny/wet drip' to the list.

Aaron is a complete and utter dullard. Waaaaaay more manipulative than Jay.
Jay is waaaaaay more entertaining than Aaron.

karezza,

1. He is covered in tatooes - So what?
2. He is illiterate - So what? (You just miss-spelt tattoos btw)
3. He shags ladyboys - Present continuous tense not really applicable
4. He is vulgar - I disagree
5. He has a red face - So what?
6. He is unintelligible - I understand him fine.
7. He is a manipulator - He isn't.
8. He spends £60 a day on food - So what?
9. He is ugly - He isn't, but again so what?
10. He masturbates on national television - Present continuous tense not really applicable

[fruit_cake]

Aaron is way more manipulative than Jay I can't believe anyone can't see that personally

[Deanjam]

Honestly, I don't see the appeal in either of them. But I'm a straight male so ... :shrug:

[Niamh.]

If you like disgusting, crude, most-likely disease ridden man-*****s then yeah I suppose so...........

[Parmy]

Have you not seen the size of aarons cock?..plus jay wheezes like an old man, how the hell he can last for the 7 hours, which he claims is beyond me.

[Vanessa]

Sorry,but i prefer Aaron.He's sweet,caring and funny.Not to mention drop dead gorgeous!:lovedup::lovedup::lovedup::lovedup:

[Doodleydo]

If you like disgusting, crude, most-likely disease ridden man-*****s then yeah I suppose so...........

Nobody's asking you to shack up with any of them, just be entertained by them. I think Jay has been absolutely hilarious and will only get funnier when the dullards get the boot and the focus isn't on arguments about a biscuit/pathetic fumble under the sheets.

[Vanessa]

Nobody's asking you to shack up with any of them, just be entertained by them. I think Jay has been absolutely hilarious and will only get funnier when the dullards get the boot and the focus isn't on arguments about a biscuit/pathetic fumble under the sheets. Jay is good looking,but Aaron is more my type.I like his personality better.:lovedup:

[Niamh.]

Nobody's asking you to shack up with any of them, just be entertained by them. I think Jay has been absolutely hilarious and will only get funnier when the dullards get the boot and the focus isn't on arguments about a biscuit/pathetic fumble under the sheets.

I think you need to read the title of the Thread :idc:

[Vanessa]

Have you not seen the size of aarons cock?..plus jay wheezes like an old man, how the hell he can last for the 7 hours, which he claims is beyond me.

Aaron is so sexy! Omg! :blush2::blush2::blush2::blush2:

[Vanessa]

I think you need to read the title of the Thread :idc:
I think Jay has a better personality.He's just so sweet!:lovedup:

[Doodleydo]

I think you need to read the title of the Thread :idc:

Ah yeah! Good point. :D

Ok, if you want to spend your night sat next to some cardigan wearing boring old fart then Aaron is great for you, but if you want to have a bit of a laugh, I think Jay is the clear winner. I'd pick Jay every time.

[Vanessa]

Ah yeah! Good point. :D

Ok, if you want to spend your night sat next to some cardigan wearing boring old fart then Aaron is great for you, but if you want to have a bit of a laugh, I think Jay is the clear winner. I'd pick Jay every time.
I find Aaron much more interesting than Jay.He's good looking and charming.Plus he respects women.:lovedup:

[Niamh.]

Ah yeah! Good point. :D

Ok, if you want to spend your night sat next to some cardigan wearing boring old fart then Aaron is great for you, but if you want to have a bit of a laugh, I think Jay is the clear winner. I'd pick Jay every time.

If you consider wanking to an audience and listening to stories about blow drying lady juice on your face entertaining then I'd rather be a boring old fart to be quite honest.

[Vanessa]

If you consider wanking to an audience and listening to stories about blow drying lady juice on your face entertaining then I'd rather be a boring old fart to be quite honest.
I agree.Jay is too in your face for me.:thumbs:

[Niamh.]

I agree.Jay is too in your face for me.:thumbs:

Or in his face :shocked:

[fruit_cake]

I find Aaron much more interesting than Jay.He's good looking and charming.Plus he respects women.:lovedup:

Aaron respects Women?? yeah like he respected Becky, Pamela and Faye :sleep:

[Doodleydo]

If you consider wanking to an audience and listening to stories about blow drying lady juice on your face entertaining then I'd rather be a boring old fart to be quite honest.

Lol. How un-biased. I could pick out 2 of Aaron's most unappealing moments and make the same pointless remark. Trouble is, there's just too many too choose from. Decisions, decisions.

[Vanessa]

Aaron respects Women?? yeah like he respected Becky, Pamela and Faye :sleep:

He never liked Rebecca and him and Faye are getting close again.:thumbs:

[Roy Mars III]

Aaron respects Women?? yeah like he respected Becky, Pamela and Faye :sleep:

what has he done to disrespect them?

[Vanessa]

Or in his face :shocked:

Jay is quite fit,but his personality puts me off a bit!:yuk:

[Deanjam]

Or in his face :shocked:

:laugh2:

[Vanessa]

what has he done to disrespect them?

Aaron is a perfect gentleman.And in my opinion much better looking than Jay!:lovedup:

[Vanessa]

:laugh2:
Ewwwwwwwwwww!:laugh3::laugh3::laugh3::laugh3::

[Niamh.]

Lol. How un-biased. I could pick out 2 of Aaron's most unappealing moments and make the same pointless remark. Trouble is, there's just too many too choose from. Decisions, decisions.

Well, lets be honest here, they're not exactly small things I'm nit picking at, they're things that have genuinely disgusted me about him and reasons why I find him unattractive. I don't see why you care so much about the fact that I don't think he's a good catch because of them, I'm sure people have found others unattractive for alot less then that :conf:

[Josy]

If you like disgusting, crude, most-likely disease ridden man-*****s then yeah I suppose so...........

This.

[Doodleydo]

Aaron is a perfect gentleman.And in my opinion much better looking than Jay!:lovedup:

He's far from a perfect gentleman.

[Vanessa]

He's far from a perfect gentleman.
He's lovely.So kind,sweet and caring.Funny and cute too!:lovedup::lovedup:

[Vanessa]

This.

Aaron is amazing! I have a massive crush on him! :lovedup::lovedup::lovedup:

[Chuck]

Totally agree!

Jay >>

[hennessy]

With Jay's tattoos, he looks to me like an uncompleted panini sticker book.

[Kazanne]

he's more fun
he doesn't have a hissy fit every five minutes
he's not a control freak
he's not a prude
he doesn't remind me of Tony Blair and look what happend with him he took us to war
if he's got nothing good to say he keeps his mouth shut
he doesn't play games with peoples feelings
he looks like Clark Kent
he's simple and straight forward

and the most important one

he'd hold his own better on the dance floor

he's certainly simple:joker::joker:

[Vicky.]

:laugh2: at this thread

[spintronic]

he's more fun
he doesn't have a hissy fit every five minutes
he's not a control freak
he's not a prude
he doesn't remind me of Tony Blair and look what happend with him he took us to war
if he's got nothing good to say he keeps his mouth shut
he doesn't play games with peoples feelings
he looks like Clark Kent
he's simple and straight forward

and the most important one

he'd hold his own better on the dance floor




He has multiple VD's.

He's willie will look like a crusty coral reef.

He will always be faithful to the girl he's with for 2.5 days. (Or he'll not do another 1000 girls in the next 10 years)

He will only give you Hiv the once.

He is more generous with Gonorrhea, he'll give you that many times.

He will only be too happy to put your face in his ass, (so long as it's shaven)

He will never embarrass you by wanking off in public.

What girl in her right mind *WOULDN'T* want such a guy?:spin::spin::spin:

[Vanessa]

:He has multiple VD's.

He's willie will look like a crusty coral reef.

He will always be faithful to the girl he's with for 2.5 days. (Or he'll not do another 1000 girls in the next 10 years)

He will only give you Hiv the once.

He is more generous with Gonorrhea, he'll give you that many times.

He will only be too happy to put your face in his ass, (so long as it's shaven)

He will never embarrass you by wanking off in public.

What girl in her right mind *WOULDN'T* want such a guy?:spin::spin::spin:
:laugh3::laugh3::laugh3::laugh3:

[Deanjam]

He will only be too happy to put your face in his ass, (so long as it's shaven)

:laugh2:

[ozzyshaggah]

I agree:

1. He is covered in tatooes
2. He is illiterate
3. He shags ladyboys
4. He is vulgar
5. He has a red face
6. He is unintelligible
7. He is a manipulator
8. He spends £60 a day on food
9. He is ugly
10. He masturbates on national television

you listed all his good points :dance:

[Chuck]

-would happily put my face on Jay's ass-

[Niamh.]

-would happily put my face on Jay's ass-

tmi Chuck :nono:

[Chuck]

if shaved obviously

[Kazanne]

Nobody's asking you to shack up with any of them, just be entertained by them. I think Jay has been absolutely hilarious and will only get funnier when the dullards get the boot and the focus isn't on arguments about a biscuit/pathetic fumble under the sheets.

How exactly has Jay been hilarious?for you to think that of him you must remember what made him 'hilarious' care to share it?

[Kazanne]

-would happily put my face on Jay's ass-

Not a fussy person then,eh?:joker:

[Niamh.]

if shaved obviously

Ahhhh, well that's alright then :wink:

[Black Dagger]

Jay is a disgusting, repulsive human being... who should be nowhere near the final.

[Chuck]

There's nothing repulsive about him apart from his tatoos.

[Chuck]

Not a fussy person then,eh?:joker:

I'm actually a very fussy person, that just shows how great and amazing Jay is.

[Kazanne]

I'm actually a very fussy person, that just shows how great and amazing Jay is.

Carry on and I'll snap that white stick in half:joker::joker::joker::joker:

[Vanessa]

Carry on and I'll snap that white stick in half:joker::joker::joker::joker:

Jay?Amazing?:laugh3::laugh3::laugh3::laugh3:

[Livia]

I agree:

1. He is covered in tatooes
2. He is illiterate
3. He shags ladyboys
4. He is vulgar
5. He has a red face
6. He is unintelligible
7. He is a manipulator
8. He spends £60 a day on food
9. He is ugly
10. He masturbates on national television

I'm going with this list.

He doesn't look like Tony Blair, who took us to war? Blimey fruitcake... that's the most random tenuous connection ever in the history of tenuous connections.

[Doodleydo]

How exactly has Jay been hilarious?for you to think that of him you must remember what made him 'hilarious' care to share it?

Last time was his 'Strip and helicopter cock'.

And pretty much every time he's been showing doing anything/talking about anything previously.

Obviously it's different strokes for different folks, but Jay is the only one who's tickled my sense of humour enough for a proper Lol*. I think he'll be having them in kinks 99% of the time, just we only get to see the arguments storylines of fail.
*Except Aaron and 'tom having a baby'gate™ with his 'what, because of what they'd look like comment?'

[Shaun]

oh jesus, and the prospect of Aaron taking me to war was such a ****ing concern as well.

[Pie]

Aaron is way more manipulative than Jay I can't believe anyone can't see that personally

You cant use being manipulative as negative though since you are a Rebekkah fan.

[Kazanne]

Last time was his 'Strip and helicopter cock'.

And pretty much every time he's been showing doing anything/talking about anything previously.

Obviously it's different strokes for different folks, but Jay is the only one who's tickled my sense of humour enough for a proper Lol*. I think he'll be having them in kinks 99% of the time, just we only get to see the arguments storylines of fail.
*Except Aaron and 'tom having a baby'gate™ with his 'what, because of what they'd look like comment?'

He only ever talks about sex, i don't think he's made me laugh once,cringe yes,laugh no.

[Livia]

oh jesus, and the prospect of Aaron taking me to war was such a ****ing concern as well.

And... Aaron has the same number of legs as Tony Blair, so there's another indicator. We're all doomed.

[Vanessa]

You cant use being manipulative as negative though since you are a Rebekkah fan.
I love Aaron!He's hilarious!:joker:

[Vanessa]

And... Aaron has the same number of legs as Tony Blair, so there's another indicator. We're all doomed.

Did you see the clips of Aaron on the channel 5 website?He's so funny!:joker:

[brian3]

he's more fun
he doesn't have a hissy fit every five minutes
he's not a control freak
he's not a prude
he doesn't remind me of Tony Blair and look what happend with him he took us to war
if he's got nothing good to say he keeps his mouth shut
he doesn't play games with peoples feelings
he looks like Clark Kent
he's simple and straight forward

and the most important one

he'd hold his own better on the dance floor

Do you bring a check list with you on a date?

[brian3]

Nobody on big brother is a good catch, and the reason

They went on big brother

[Angus]

All this is academic. Aaron's in the house for the long haul, so all his haters had better get used to it:joker:

If you seriously think it's cool and funny to watch a hulking, butt ugly, grown man masturbating under a blanket, boasting about the 1,000 (probably similarly butt ugly) women he's shagged,recounting crude tales of dried lady juices on his face, and spouting unintelligible gibberish in an equally unintelligible geordie accent, I actually pity you. What self respecting woman would touch him with a 50ft bargepole? Just think, Jay apparently won a "best looking lad in Newcastle" competition in a local newspaper:shocked: Jeez, if he's the best they've got what do the rest look like???

In my experience, those that have to constantly tell you what a stud they are, are usually quite the opposite (Anton, Jay). It's quite cringeworthy to watch.

On the other hand those, like Aaron, who just have that "je ne sais quoi", quiet inner confidence and sex appeal don't have to broadcast it - the girls just come running.

[Vanessa]

All this is academic. Aaron's in the house for the long haul, so all his haters had better get used to it:joker:

If you seriously think it's cool and funny to watch a hulking, butt ugly, grown man masturbating under a blanket, boasting about the 1,000 (probably similarly butt ugly) women he's shagged,recounting crude tales of dried lady juices on his face, and spouting unintelligible gibberish in an equally unintelligible geordie accent, I actually pity you. What self respecting woman would touch him with a 50ft bargepole? Just think, Jay apparently won a "best looking lad in Newcastle" competition in a local newspaper:shocked: Jeez, if he's the best they've got what do the rest look like???

In my experience, those that have to constantly tell you what a stud they are, are usually quite the opposite (Anton, Jay). It's quite cringeworthy to watch.

On the other hand those, like Aaron, who just have that "je ne sais quoi", quiet inner confidence and sex appeal don't have to broadcast it - the girls just come running.
Did you see the Aaron clips on the channel 5 website?I think us Aaron fans are in for a treat!:joker::joker::joker::joker:

[Jedwardhater]

http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/picture.php?albumid=271&pictureid=1868

Can you imagine a girl taking Jay home to meet her parents for the first time.

Mother: Hello how are you???

Jay: wahey man i'm doooin yas lass like.

Mother: erm... hello 'whilst wiping her hand on her dress'

Mother: You look familiar have we met before?

Daughter quickly says...
He's the one who shaves his hoop and who's shagged 1000 women and he masterbated on live tv mam.
You can litterally see the look of pride on the mothers face for bringing home such a catch. NOT!!!

[Vanessa]

http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/picture.php?albumid=271&pictureid=1868

Can you imagine a girl taking Jay home to meet her parents for the first time.

Mother: Hello how are you???

Jay: wahey man i'm doooin yas lass like.

Mother: erm... hello 'whilst wiping her hand on her dress'

Mother: You look familiar have we met before?

Daughter quickly says...
He's the one who shaves his hoop and who's shagged 1000 women and he masterbated on live tv mam.
You can litterally see the look of pride on the mothers face for bringing home such a catch. NOT!!!

Jay = Gollum on steroids! :joker::joker::joker::joker:

[hennessy]

I blame Jay for the rise in lesbianism

[Chuck]

Jay masturbated on national tv so what :idc:

[Vanessa]

I blame Jay for the rise in lesbianism

:laugh3::laugh3::laugh3::laugh3:

[Kazanne]

Jay masturbated on national tv so what :idc:

NO self control,NO self respect and certainly NO morals.

[Chuck]

:idc:

[Livia]

Jay masturbated on national tv so what :idc:

It made him look like a d*ck to anyone who is over the age of majority. That's what.

[Chuck]

It made him look like someone who doesn't care about what other people think.

[hennessy]

It made him look like someone who doesn't care about what other people think.

like rapists

[Chuck]

He did nothing wrong.

[Livia]

It made him look like someone who doesn't care about what other people think.

I'm guessing you yourself are not yet past the age of majority then. Seems young boys hold him up as some kind of idol, whereas grownups think that there are some things that ought to be done out of the public gaze, and banging one out is one of them.

[hennessy]

i like to be alone with my webcam when i do it, like a gentleman

pssst maturity

[Vanessa]

I'm guessing you yourself are not yet past the age of majority then. Seems young boys hold him up as some kind of idol, whereas grownups think that there are some things that ought to be done out of the public gaze, and banging one out is one of them.

I agree! This has really put me off Jay! It was disgusting! :yuk:

[Chuck]

I'm guessing you yourself are not yet past the age of majority then. Seems young boys hold him up as some kind of idol, whereas grownups think that there are some things that ought to be done out of the public gaze, and banging one out is one of them.

You guessed wrong. I wouldn't do it but I don't condemn whoever wants to do it. That's it.

[Ammi]

It made him look like someone who doesn't care about what other people think.

..including his mum, grandmother, sisters, aunts....whichever applicable loved ones are watching with pride......

[hennessy]

I imagine Jay's bedroom looks like an upturned milk float

[Livia]

You guessed wrong. I wouldn't do it but I don't condemn whoever wants to do it. That's it.

Well, I suppose this thread sorts the men from the boys, however old they are.

[Deanjam]

i like to be alone with my webcam when i do it, like a gentleman

pssst maturity

Good to see someone has some class around here. :worship:

[flamingGalah!]

Aaron respects Women?? yeah like he respected Becky, Pamela and Faye :sleep:

Wah ha ha ha!! :joker: You actually, honestly think Jay is more respectful to woman then Aaron? Wow... And Rebeckah doesn't deserve respect from anyone, not that Aaron in any way shape or form disrespected her, or the others you mentioned...

The more I read your posts, the more I believe you are taking the pi**... :xyxwave:

Jay is a disgusting, repulsive human being... who should be nowhere near the final.

^^^^
THIS

Jay is disgusting. I don't think there is a single attractive quality about him. Facially he is ugly, his body does nothing for me, the tattoos actually make me want to vomit & that's all before you take into account his behaviur, morals, actions, personality etc... :yuk:

Aaron is not only 100x better looking, he actually has a nice personality, morals & is an entertaining housemate :D

[brian3]

i guess it could be worse. Like when Glyn wanked into a condom, then left it on the dr chair after.

[Vanessa]

Wah ha ha ha!! :joker: You actually, honestly think Jay is more respectful to woman then Aaron? Wow... And Rebeckah doesn't deserve respect from anyone, not that Aaron in any way shape or form disrespected her, or the others you mentioned...

The more I read your posts, the more I believe you are taking the pi**... :xyxwave:



^^^^
THIS

Jay is disgusting. I don't think there is a single attractive quality about him. Facially he is ugly, his body does nothing for me, the tattoos actually make me want to vomit & that's all before you take into account his behaviur, morals, actions, personality etc... :yuk:

Aaron is not only 100x better looking, he actually has a nice personality, morals & is an entertaining housemate :D
Will you marry me?:worship::worship::worship::worship:

[Deanjam]

I imagine Jay's bedroom looks like an upturned milk float crashed there

Doh-na mind them stay-ens there pet. Tis joos mee cree-am.

[Vanessa]

Doh-na mind them stay-ens there pet. Tis joos mee cree-am.

Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!:joker::joker::joker::joker: