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Jedwardhater
28-09-2011, 03:09 PM
http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/picture.php?albumid=271&pictureid=1863

As the King prepares to speak the crowd falls silent upon the forum............

King Aaron of BB: Hello to all my adouring fans.
House speaker: The King has spoken. You may now sit.

King Aaron of BB: Trouble is upon us, looming like a thunder storm as clouds gather as they try to reject me from my kingdom.
Fear not my children, we shall face the storm head on, with swords held high, then thrust into the eye of the storm.
Victory is ours this friday evening!!!
(crowds cheer)
King Aaron of BB: I say come ye and everyone lets celebrate as we slay another one!!!
(Thrusts sword high into the sky as the crowds cheer)
King Aaron of BB: Yesterday it was sad to learn that i was wrongly chosen for eviction again.
I did consider leaving but i then realized that it was because of you my children, your votes that saved me from the dragons mouth the last time, so i will stay until my name is called out. Fight til the end, it is my destiny, i WILL be crowned King Aaron of BB!

(crowds cheer)

House Speaker: You may now stand and applaud your King.

(crowds cheer and knickers are thrown)

The king waves back whilst signing boobs with a permanent marker using his other hand on all the randy fair maidens.

Long live the King!!! King Aaron of BB!!!

spintronic
28-09-2011, 03:28 PM
http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/picture.php?albumid=271&pictureid=1863

As the King prepares to speak the crowd falls silent upon the forum............

King Aaron of BB: Hello to all my adouring fans.
House speaker: The King has spoken. You may now sit.

King Aaron of BB: Trouble is upon us, looming like a thunder storm as clouds gather as they try to reject me from my kingdom.
Fear not my children, we shall face the storm head on, with swords held high, then thrust into the eye of the storm.
Victory is ours this friday evening!!!
(crowds cheer)
King Aaron of BB: I say come ye and everyone lets celebrate as we slay another one!!!
(Thrusts sword high into the sky as the crowds cheer)
King Aaron of BB: Yesterday it was sad to learn that i was wrongly chosen for eviction again.
I did consider leaving but i then realized that it was because of you my children, your votes that saved me from the dragons mouth the last time, so i will stay until my name is called out. Fight til the end, it is my destiny, i WILL be crowned King Aaron of BB!

(crowds cheer)

House Speaker: You may now stand and applaud your King.

(crowds cheer and knickers are thrown)

The king waves back whilst signing boobs with a permanent marker using his other hand on all the randy fair maidens.

Long live the King!!! King Aaron of BB!!!

Some cultures would say, that's blasphemy.

I'd say Apostasy.

Nay, "High treason".

Thau shall not take the lords name in vein.

Vanessa
28-09-2011, 03:30 PM
http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/picture.php?albumid=271&pictureid=1863

As the King prepares to speak the crowd falls silent upon the forum............

King Aaron of BB: Hello to all my adouring fans.
House speaker: The King has spoken. You may now sit.

King Aaron of BB: Trouble is upon us, looming like a thunder storm as clouds gather as they try to reject me from my kingdom.
Fear not my children, we shall face the storm head on, with swords held high, then thrust into the eye of the storm.
Victory is ours this friday evening!!!
(crowds cheer)
King Aaron of BB: I say come ye and everyone lets celebrate as we slay another one!!!
(Thrusts sword high into the sky as the crowds cheer)
King Aaron of BB: Yesterday it was sad to learn that i was wrongly chosen for eviction again.
I did consider leaving but i then realized that it was because of you my children, your votes that saved me from the dragons mouth the last time, so i will stay until my name is called out. Fight til the end, it is my destiny, i WILL be crowned King Aaron of BB!

(crowds cheer)

House Speaker: You may now stand and applaud your King.

(crowds cheer and knickers are thrown)

The king waves back whilst signing boobs with a permanent marker using his other hand on all the randy fair maidens.

Long live the King!!! King Aaron of BB!!!
:worship::worship::worship::worship:

Jedwardhater
28-09-2011, 03:52 PM
http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/picture.php?albumid=271&pictureid=1871

The King is wight!
And wiv a vote for me it would weally be wonderful as it would cast Aden the wapper out of our kingdom and into the dwagons mouth!

Vanessa
28-09-2011, 03:54 PM
http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/picture.php?albumid=271&pictureid=1871

The King is wight!
And wiv a vote for me it would weally be wonderful as it would cast Aden the wapper out of our kingdom and into the dwagons mouth!

Omg! That Heaven pic scared the hell out of me! :bawling:

Kazanne
28-09-2011, 03:58 PM
LOL,All hail Lord Aaron and those peasants who refuse to do so,OFF with their heads

Jedwardhater
28-09-2011, 03:58 PM
Omg! That Heaven pic scared the hell out of me! :bawling:

hahaha me too! lol :xyxwave:

but we must vote to save her too so we can watch both Aden and Antons faces on friday night when they realize the public hate em! lol

fruit_cake
28-09-2011, 04:02 PM
I thought he was lord make your mind up

Vanessa
28-09-2011, 04:03 PM
hahaha me too! lol :xyxwave:

but we must vote to save her too so we can watch both Aden and Antons faces on friday night when they realize the public hate em! lol

You think so?Splitting the votes could be dangerous for Aaron.:sad:

Jedwardhater
28-09-2011, 04:07 PM
You think so?Splitting the votes could be dangerous for Aaron.:sad:

No Vanessa, Aaron is pretty much safe. What i mean is when casting a vote some may want to cast one for heaven if they want Aden out.
It's between those two. Aaron is pretty safe from what i have read.

Vanessa
28-09-2011, 04:10 PM
No Vanessa, Aaron is pretty much safe. What i mean is when casting a vote some may want to cast one for heaven if they want Aden out.
It's between those two. Aaron is pretty safe from what i have read.

Oh that's great news.But i'm only voting for my darling Aaron!:lovedup::lovedup:

Jedwardhater
28-09-2011, 04:13 PM
Aaron is currently least favorite at 28/1 to be evicted.
Heaven is fav at 1/4 on and Aden second favorite at 5/2.
It's close between Heaven and Aden.
Want Aden out then throw a vote Heavens way.
King Aaron of BB is going nowhere.

Angus
28-09-2011, 04:14 PM
There's a danger that if everyone thinks Aaron is safe so doesn't bother voting that he will go. So make sure you really DO vote to save him, not just expect other people to do it for you.

I can't understand why anyone would want to keep Aden in - if they really liked him they would allow him to join his beloved Rebeckah so they can get their fake romance rolling in the trash mags. Also, he has a drawerful of condoms at home, waiting to be used, though I suspect most of them are years old:laugh:

Jedwardhater
28-09-2011, 04:19 PM
There's a danger that if everyone thinks Aaron is safe so doesn't bother voting that he will go. So make sure you really DO vote to save him, not just expect other people to do it for you.

I can't understand why anyone would want to keep Aden in - if they really liked him they would allow him to join his beloved Rebeckah so they can get their fake romance rolling in the trash mags. Also, he has a drawerful of condoms at home, waiting to be used, though I suspect most of them are years old:laugh:

Angus is right!!!
Remember to still vote for Aaron!!!
Just think about the other two, if its Aden you want to go then consider a vote for Heaven.
The bookies say Aaron is safe but as Angus rightly pointed out we must still give Aaron our vote!

Vanessa
28-09-2011, 04:20 PM
There's a danger that if everyone thinks Aaron is safe so doesn't bother voting that he will go. So make sure you really DO vote to save him, not just expect other people to do it for you.

I can't understand why anyone would want to keep Aden in - if they really liked him they would allow him to join his beloved Rebeckah so they can get their fake romance rolling in the trash mags. Also, he has a drawerful of condoms at home, waiting to be used, though I suspect most of them are years old:laugh:

Don't worry!I'm sure all the fans are voting for Aaron! I don't want to save anyone else other than him! :thumbs:

jjj2
28-09-2011, 04:32 PM
http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/picture.php?albumid=271&pictureid=1863

As the King prepares to speak the crowd falls silent upon the forum............

King Aaron of BB: Hello to all my adouring fans.
House speaker: The King has spoken. You may now sit.

King Aaron of BB: Trouble is upon us, looming like a thunder storm as clouds gather as they try to reject me from my kingdom.
Fear not my children, we shall face the storm head on, with swords held high, then thrust into the eye of the storm.
Victory is ours this friday evening!!!
(crowds cheer)
King Aaron of BB: I say come ye and everyone lets celebrate as we slay another one!!!
(Thrusts sword high into the sky as the crowds cheer)
King Aaron of BB: Yesterday it was sad to learn that i was wrongly chosen for eviction again.
I did consider leaving but i then realized that it was because of you my children, your votes that saved me from the dragons mouth the last time, so i will stay until my name is called out. Fight til the end, it is my destiny, i WILL be crowned King Aaron of BB!

(crowds cheer)

House Speaker: You may now stand and applaud your King.

(crowds cheer and knickers are thrown)

The king waves back whilst signing boobs with a permanent marker using his other hand on all the randy fair maidens.

Long live the King!!! King Aaron of BB!!!Very camp pants are you sure that is the image you are going for and the beauty queen sash dosen't help much either. But im sure Tom would like it . In any case i say off with his head the CAD

Vanessa
28-09-2011, 04:36 PM
Very camp pants are you sure that is the image you are going for and the beauty queen sash dosen't help much either. But im sure Tom would like it . In any case i say off with his head the CAD

Yes! Tom would love this picture of Aaron!:joker::joker::joker::joker::joker:

joeysteele
28-09-2011, 05:11 PM
There's a danger that if everyone thinks Aaron is safe so doesn't bother voting that he will go. So make sure you really DO vote to save him, not just expect other people to do it for you.

I can't understand why anyone would want to keep Aden in - if they really liked him they would allow him to join his beloved Rebeckah so they can get their fake romance rolling in the trash mags. Also, he has a drawerful of condoms at home, waiting to be used, though I suspect most of them are years old:laugh:

That worries me Angus, we must not think he is safe, we have to tell ourselves he may not be, all votes count.
Never take anything for granted,there are very few certainties in BB except surprise results.
As you say we must vote, never assume he is home and dry this week.

Also,OP, what a great opening post to this thread though, excellent.

Jedwardhater
28-09-2011, 06:20 PM
http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/picture.php?albumid=271&pictureid=1873

My new BFF Pamela and I are voting for King Aaron of BB!!!

icecakes
28-09-2011, 06:24 PM
http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/picture.php?albumid=271&pictureid=1863

As the King prepares to speak the crowd falls silent upon the forum............

King Aaron of BB: Hello to all my adouring fans.
House speaker: The King has spoken. You may now sit.

King Aaron of BB: Trouble is upon us, looming like a thunder storm as clouds gather as they try to reject me from my kingdom.
Fear not my children, we shall face the storm head on, with swords held high, then thrust into the eye of the storm.
Victory is ours this friday evening!!!
(crowds cheer)
King Aaron of BB: I say come ye and everyone lets celebrate as we slay another one!!!
(Thrusts sword high into the sky as the crowds cheer)
King Aaron of BB: Yesterday it was sad to learn that i was wrongly chosen for eviction again.
I did consider leaving but i then realized that it was because of you my children, your votes that saved me from the dragons mouth the last time, so i will stay until my name is called out. Fight til the end, it is my destiny, i WILL be crowned King Aaron of BB!

(crowds cheer)

House Speaker: You may now stand and applaud your King.

(crowds cheer and knickers are thrown)

The king waves back whilst signing boobs with a permanent marker using his other hand on all the randy fair maidens.

Long live the King!!! King Aaron of BB!!!

Excellent :hugesmile::hugesmile::hugesmile:[hope you,ve put yul brynners

head in a safe place]:hugesmile:

Patrick
28-09-2011, 06:25 PM
Well this is awkward, he is Lord Aaron.

Not King.

Vanessa
28-09-2011, 06:54 PM
Well this is awkward, he is Lord Aaron.

Not King.
He will be king when he wins Big Brother!:xyxwave:

Jedwardhater
28-09-2011, 07:49 PM
http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/picture.php?albumid=271&pictureid=1874

Yo King Aaron!
dis friday yous gonna seeeeee
ders no such ting as a democraceeee
i iz gonna beat you to a victoreeee
co's i iz pree i am meeee
If we survive dis weeeek
iz will rrrap all day and night untill you iz weak
me an Eddie dats my teddy are no fooolz
were gonna shove yous in da BB swimming poooooolz
I iz Aden dah bomb
wiv my teddy Eddieeee
i iz rrrrapping wiv a capitol Ceeee.
yous git me?

MargeryFan
28-09-2011, 08:03 PM
Hahaha love these pics

rusticgal
28-09-2011, 11:45 PM
Dont be complacent Aaron fans we MUST vote to save him.
Dont be drawn into saving the other two for the sake of one of them going!!

Be loyal and do what is right.