What happened in the first 5 Minutes of BB12 tonight?

[Patrick]

I like to record Big Brother and watch it later on at night, alone without having to sit down stairs with people I do not like.

I mean I could watch it upstairs and discuss it on here - but I like to watch it in HD. :hmph:

Anyways - my ******ing Mum was too busy watching The Only Way is Bloody Essex and forgot to record Big Brother.
But she remembered at 10:05 - so I missed like 5 Minutes of tonight's episode.

WHAT HAPPENED!

I'm very OCD about things like this, I missed 3 Minutes of Waterloo Road tonight and decided not to watch it at all because I missed the opening sequence. :idc:

So yes, fill me in - what happened before the first break of tonight's show?

[Chuck]

:laugh3:

[cookiemonster]

heaven swapped the sugar for salt. tom didn't fall for it and realised it was salt

[Ryan.]

And then Aaron kicked Tom in the nuts, took a **** in the pool, wanked into maiseys tea and raped the gorilla while singing "bingo bus"

[Locke.]

Just showed a flashback of Aaron fingering Maisy last night, and then Heaven swapping the sugar and salt over

[Chuck]

What an eventful show that was.

[cookiemonster]

mine was actually true lol

[Roy Mars III]

Heaven trying to get airtime.

[GypsyGoth]

Alex was the first to go into the gorilla's cage, and she believed it was real.

They also ignored the alarm for a bit, and say nothing to each other for a bit.

I think someone puts the eps up on youtube.

[Patrick]

Cheers guys.

[Deanjam]

Maisy, Louise and Faye lezzed off.

[ibkaz]

Well I was out for evening tonight at footy match cardiff v southampton. so been waiting patiently for it to come on on demand, and some how its messed up as when i went to play it, it was an old episode, of like over a week. so ive put itomorrow lunch times repeat on record now (which will prob have lots of watershed cuts) and will have to wait til im home from work tomorrow.

Ps Patrick, apologise for cusing you mum lol

[Deanjam]

Well I was out for evening tonight at footy match cardiff v southampton. so been waiting patiently for it to come on on demand, and some how its messed up as when i went to play it, it was an old episode, of like over a week. so ive put itomorrow lunch times repeat on record now (which will prob have lots of watershed cuts) and will have to wait til im home from work tomorrow.

Ps Patrick, apologise for cusing you mum lol

They'll definitely not show the lezzing off during the day. Pity.

[David R]

Louise wanted to stuff the money down her pants, my god lucky monkey!

[tweetypiebabe1]

You know, you can watch all these shows on the channel's website online. So don't for go Waterloo Road because of that. iPlayer is normally good with uploading the same night.

[Kerry]

Oh the alarm went off for about 20 minutes and Marcus informed us they were all ignoring it and nobody had spoke