The Big Brother 12 Quotes Thread.

[Patrick]

Just noticed we have not even had a Quotes Thread this year, we have them every year.

I remember the BB10 one was dominated by Sir Marcus Akin.

So it's abit late now but oh well, 30 Days in and I've decided to make a quotes thread.

So yes, post all the greatest quotes from the housemates of this series - in this thread.

Any that you can remember!

[Parmy]

Harry.."I think I handled that whole situation well"

[ChristmasNeeve]

Harry : Go play Chess Aden

[Patrick]

Aaron: I don't like Sex, I like.. Pasta.

[Novo]

Aaron - " Were playing a shape based game "

[Patrick]

Jay: You boys are giving my general management team a hard time.
Harry: Oh, you mean the Blues Brothers?

[Ramsay]

Harry : Wey aye cus im a dickhead!

[Parmy]

Jay while pointing to his name tag."what does this say"

aaron.."oss".

[reece(:]

Heaven: 'I didn't want any negative vibrations. I didn't want your negative thoughts into my bed'

[Novo]

Harry : Wey aye cus im a dickhead!

:joker:

[Ramsay]

:joker:

One of the greatest things I've heard in years :laugh2:

[Patrick]

Rebeckah: 'Are you ******ing crackas!'

[headaball]

Tom: "I don't think it'd be fair if I had kids."
Aaron: "Why? Because of what they'd look like?"

[reece(:]

Rebeckah: "I can't stand the negativity, think I need a cup of seaweed"
:joker::joker:

[In the Drunk Tank]

Some good Aaron ones from earlier this series here : http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showthread.php?t=184830&page=1

[Maia]

Maisy: "Oh dear"

[Patrick]

Aden: Guess I'm not getting cuddles tonight then..

Maisy: "Oh dear"

That's The Lord's Line :suspect:

Some good Aaron ones from earlier this series here : http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showthread.php?t=184830&page=1

Oh God, It seems so long ago. :bawling:

[Novo]

Maisy: "Oh dear"

Stole that from Aaron :idc:

[Novo]

Faye & Maisy - " Aaron come and have a hug "
Aaron - " going to brush my teeth first "
Faye - " just put the ****ing toothbrush down and come and have a hug "

[Patrick]

Harry: I'd like 500 Bananas and is it possible to get maybe 1000 Bottles of Ketchup?
Big Brother: er, If that's what you'd want Harry.

Harry: :amazed: Oh Yes, Yes - That's what I want, definitely.


Just the way he said it was hilarious.

[reece(:]

Rebeckah: "It was because the stones told her I was a bad person and I thought that was the most ridiculous excuse for not liking someone. They're all a bunch of b**tards. I'm so glad to be out. It is like a lunatic asylum. I'm going home, I'm made up."

omg loveed her

although i dislike him this was funny

Anton: "I'm choosing Heaven because I'm getting a strange feeling in my crystals. Living with Heaven can sometimes feel like hell."

[Patrick]

Mark: My first nomination is Tashie, it's not that I don't like her but if she's in the background dressed like Pocahontus and I do something funny, you won't be able to show it because of Walt Disney Copyrights.

[reece(:]

Heaven: you are staying, you are staying!
Tashie: i'm staying, i'm staying!

10 minutes later

Tashie you are evicted
:joker::joker:

[Maia]

Aaron: "Crikey Moses"

[Locke.]

Jay: "Why are yous ripping dolls up?"
Harry: "Someones robbed mine I had 10 in my box"
Aaron: "Aden started throwing them"

Aden: "You do realize I want to rip you apart like these dolls right now?"
Aaron and Harry: "Really? :joker: :joker:"
Aden: "Get out."
Aaron: "Big Brother told me to wait in the task room"

[In the Drunk Tank]

Aden: "You do realize I want to rip you apart like these dolls right now?"
Aaron and Harry: "Really? :joker: :joker:"
Aden: "Get out."
Aaron: "Big Brother told me to wait in the task room"

:D

[headaball]

Anton: "Oh my diddy!"

Heaven: "This girl here has got negative vibrations"

[Patrick]

Aaron: "Big Brother told me to wait in the task room"

:joker::joker::joker::joker::joker:

[Black Dagger]

Genius quotes all around...

Nobody beats Ben Duncan for quotes though... BB11 went downhill when he was evicted.

[headaball]

Aaron: "Make toys not war"

[reece(:]

Rebeckah: "If you're watching this then I've been evicted. This message is mainly for Aden, I'm going to miss you so so much, we know how we are. Anton is not to be trusted, 'he's not your boi' and you know that Heaven is an actress... Stick with Harry, he's genuine and Maisy. I think you two will be great friends while I'm gone and she'll last, she's good... Everyone else just pales into insignificance because they sit on the fence."

:worship::worship::worship:

[headaball]

Jay: "The worst affected person will be Tom because he's the smallest"
Harry: "Well he's lucky because he has so many bananas"

Aden: "I want some chicken"
Harry: "You can pretend it's chicken. They both begin with 'ch' "

[Novo]

Rebeckah: "If you're watching this then I've been evicted. This message is mainly for Aden, I'm going to miss you so so much, we know how we are. Anton is not to be trusted, 'he's not your boi' and you know that Heaven is an actress... Stick with Harry, he's genuine and Maisy. I think you two will be great friends while I'm gone and she'll last, she's good... Everyone else just pales into insignificance because they sit on the fence."

:worship::worship::worship:

Fail by Heaven

[headaball]

*Anton chokes on a mouthful of frosted flakes*
Harry: Slow down....there's plenty"

[Mokka]

By Harry as seen in my signature below [ TEAM HARRY ]

[MeMyselfAndI]

Fail by Heaven

Fail by Rebeckah you mean:joker:

[Ammi]

Alex: .......'let's play musical chairs.........'

[Patrick]

Alex: .......'let's play musical chairs.........'

:joker::joker:

[Locke.]

Anton: "I know what he's doing. I'm Batman, and he's The Joker. Y'know, people think he's all funny and stuff, but he will kill you."

Anton: "I'm gonna get him up next week for you lot, and this time can you get him out?"

[Shardlake]

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[Locke.]

Aaron: "I know he thinks he's on the Jay McCray show, but I find myself wondering when the adverts are gonna kick in"

[rk3388]

Why is it all quotes from harry and aaron - _ -

Alex: Oh i luv gettin pyjamas the night before christmas
Tom: Ohhhh COZZYYYYY

Alex: I look like hulk barbie

Rebeckah: STOP KISSING MY FACE

Aden : genuinity.

[Mokka]

"I'm just being me"

Every housemate evicted so far... and Anton

[Patrick]

Why is it all quotes from harry and aaron - _ -


Because they are the only ones delivering good one liners, not our fault the rest of them are dull bastards.

[MeMyselfAndI]

Because they are the only ones delivering good one liners, not our fault the rest of them are dull bastards.

Yeah, BB13 will be dominated by Aaron & Harry. Also Mark but hes left

[Roy Mars III]

Because they are the only ones delivering good one liners, not our fault the rest of them are dull bastards.

:worship:

[headaball]

BBUKLive Big Brother Live
2038: The date is over. Tom's told Aden that Rebeckah looks sick (ie good): Aaron's asked 'has she not been eating properly?' #BBUKLIVE

[Patrick]

Faye: Jem for ****** sake, move your fat hands!

[Locke.]

The best of the lot:

Anton: "What a better way to be up aye, the Wolfpack all up together against the two clowns of the house. I don't know what it is right, but I've gotta take my hat off again - Aaron, Aaron you are a legend. You swayed two of my troops. But you know, it's my fault that I'm up. I didn't round the troops up properly and have a proper conference. I was a bit complacent.

Me being up for eviction has come a week earlier than planned. It was all in the blueprints. I had the blueprints laid down on the table, and I looked through them the other night, and I wasn't supposed to be up this week. My troops let me down, I had a few weak people in the front line. But as a true leader does I've picked myself up and I'm there on the front line now. I'm ready to crack on with this, and I'm on a suicide mission."

Legendary :worship:

[Locke.]

The best of the lot:

Anton: "What a better way to be up aye, the Wolfpack all up together against the two clowns of the house. I don't know what it is right, but I've gotta take my hat off again - Aaron, Aaron you are a legend. You swayed two of my troops. But you know, it's my fault that I'm up. I didn't round the troops up properly and have a proper conference. I was a bit complacent.

Me being up for eviction has come a week earlier than planned. It was all in the blueprints. I had the blueprints laid down on the table, and I looked through them the other night, and I wasn't supposed to be up this week. My troops let me down, I had a few weak people in the front line. But as a true leader does I've picked myself up and I'm there on the front line now. I'm ready to crack on with this, and I'm on a suicide mission."

Legendary :worship:

[yami watching]

Big Brother: Alex have you had a good day
Alex: NO it was ****

Harry: what would you say if you met the queen
Alex: hey hun

Alex: "It wasnt the ants that ate my bastard chocolate"

[Mokka]

Aaron in the Diary Room:

"Aden seems to have gone all Sesame Street gangster" :worship:

Aaron, as he walks by, after Aden, Anton, Jay and Harry all stated they wanted to go home, this isn't fun anymore:

"I'm enjoying myself, I'm lovin it here!" :joker::joker::joker:

[billy123]

Harry: I'd like 500 Bananas and is it possible to get maybe 1000 Bottles of Ketchup?
Big Brother: er, If that's what you'd want Harry.

Harry: :amazed: Oh Yes, Yes - That's what I want, definitely.


Just the way he said it was hilarious.Thats not even what he said! just goes to show how memorable these quotes really are.
Very poor.

[Pink Pegasus]

Jay: "The worst affected person will be Tom because he's the smallest"
Harry: "Well he's lucky because he has so many bananas"

Aden: "I want some chicken"
Harry: "You can pretend it's chicken. They both begin with 'ch' "

Did Tom or Harry not ask "why?", and Jay replied, "Because he'll be the first to get eaten" (Tom)

The "sesame street gangster" was a good one from Aaron.


I posted this somewhere here already,

Anton and Maisy were in bed together when Maisy noticed that Aaron and Faye were kissing.
Maisy : "They're kissing!"

Anton says:

"This bed has been the front row to many different things....
It's an emotional bed this bed."

he just said it so seriously, and it reminded me of the time he was staring at Aaron and Maisy kissing.:hugesmile:

Heaven: "They use melanin to fly rockets!"

Alex to Faye and Jem: "So how long have you two been sisters?"

Also after Jay got annoyed with Harry's shopping prank, Harry said something like "chill, have a bananna",
then when Harry was confronting Jay over the ketchup in the bath, Jay very pointedly said to him, "calm down, have a bananna"
:-)

[Samuel.]

Thats not even what he said! just goes to show how memorable these quotes really are.
Very poor.

Reaching.

[billy123]

Reaching.
ewww what you reaching for i dont do reach arounds sorry :nono: :joker:

[fruit_cake]

'Anton's a snake' - Rebeckah

[Locke.]

That is the worst quote in television history

[ChristmasNeeve]

Aaron : Good beats evil everytime..........everytime

[Locke.]

Anton is going to stay then :amazed:

[ChristmasNeeve]

Anton is going to stay then :amazed:

:joker: well....... maybe that evil rapping will be taken away instead

[Maia]

Faye (to Anton): "I hope you fall off you *******ing douchebag"

[Maia]

Big Brother: What is your IQ Anton?
Anton: 162
Aaron: Obviously common sense wasn't factored into that

[Locke.]

The quote of the series so far:

Anton: "I remember once when I went out with my girlfriend, we had an argument in the club. I saw this phenomenal girl walk past, so I went to speak to her for a bit. And as this girl spoke, I thought of a great idea:

Even though the club wasn't loud I said 'I can't even hear what your sayin it's too loud in here, lets go outside'. I started kissing her outside on the street, this girl goes 'where do you wanna go now'. So I took her back to mine, and smashed her to bits."

[Locke.]

The quote of the series so far:

Anton: "I remember once when I went out with my girlfriend, we had an argument in the club. I saw this phenomenal girl walk past, so I went to speak to her for a bit. And as this girl spoke, I thought of a great idea:

Even though the club wasn't loud I said 'I can't even hear what your sayin it's too loud in here, lets go outside'. I started kissing her outside on the street, this girl goes 'where do you wanna go now'. So I took her back to mine, and smashed her to bits."