A poem for Jay

[Holly Christmas]

Twas the night before Eviction, and all through the house
Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse.
Jay arose from his bed, sneaking out with great care,
Into the Kitchen, with his arse all bare.

The others were nestled all snug in their beds,
While visions of sugar-plums danced in their heads.
Never suspecting for even one minute,
That Jay opened the freezer and crapped right innit.

Next day to their horror, a foul stench was detected,
but all was hushed up, as Jay is protected.
However every villiain always gets what's due,
Jay was outed by Aaron for doing a poo!
:devil:

[Suze]

Nice one, Kate :D

[Holly Christmas]

Nice one, Kate :D

I aim to please :D

[Ammi]

Twas the night before Eviction, and all through the house
Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse.
Jay arose from his bed, sneaking out with great care,
Into the Kitchen, with his arse all bare.

The others were nestled all snug in their beds,
While visions of sugar-plums danced in their heads.
Never suspecting for even one minute,
That Jay opened the freezer and crapped right innit.

Next day to their horror, a foul stench was detected,
but all was hushed up, as Jay is protected.
However every villiain always gets what's due,
Jay was outed by Aaron for doing a poo!



:devil:

..allegedly...allegedly....allegedly....LOL

[Locke.]

F+

[Holly Christmas]

..allegedly...allegedly....allegedly....LOL

- awaits Jay's lawyers -

lol.

[Holly Christmas]

F+

is that a grade :hugesmile:

[HBB1508]

A++ Great poem

[Pyramid*]

Twas the night before Eviction, and all through the house
Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse.
Jay arose from his bed, sneaking out with great care,
Into the Kitchen, with his arse all bare.

The others were nestled all snug in their beds,
While visions of sugar-plums danced in their heads.
Never suspecting for even one minute,
That Jay opened the freezer and crapped right innit.

Next day to their horror, a foul stench was detected,
but all was hushed up, as Jay is protected.
However every villiain always gets what's due,
Jay was outed by Aaron for doing a poo!

:devil:

:amazed:

Great stuff Kate. :)

[Jedwardhater]

Here is a limerick for you....

Jay the dirty old geezer
one night took a sh*t in the freeza
as he slammed the door shut
he went off his nut
co's he caught both his balls in the freeza.

[Holly Christmas]

Here is a limerick for you....

Jay the dirty old geezer
one night took a sh*t in the freeza
as he slammed the door shut
he went off his nut
co's he caught both his balls in the freeza.

Genius, rofl. Well done JH.

A* for you :)

[Jedwardhater]

As Jay ate bananas he said
i want proper real food now instead
you bought baccy and beer
shouted Jem without fear
as she tucked into bacon and egg.

[Holly Christmas]

:joker::joker:

[Holly Christmas]

:amazed:

Great stuff Kate. :)

Disclaimer, in case Jay sues me, and his lawyers get me for plagiarism...... some parts of the poem are taken from "The night before Christmas". The parts I have bolded are my own work. lol.

[Jedwardhater]

Antons a bit of a runt
most folk on here would say ******
when he slithers and slides
out the house friday night
i hope Aaron shouts get out you ******

[waterhog]

that was all loverly < respect to you

[Pyramid*]

Disclaimer, in case Jay sues me, and his lawyers get me for plagiarism...... some parts of the poem are taken from "The night before Christmas". The parts I have bolded are my own work. lol.

Behave yourself Kate. Jay wouldn't even know what plagarism is - far less go to a lawyer about suing you for it.

:D

[Livia]

Disclaimer, in case Jay sues me, and his lawyers get me for plagiarism...... some parts of the poem are taken from "The night before Christmas". The parts I have bolded are my own work. lol.

I think you'll be fine, Kate. I doubt there's a lawyer in the land that'd touch that one. Good poem, incidentally.

[Jedwardhater]

When Emma see's Anton on bots
she'll smack him around lots and lots
the crowd will all cheer
kick the sh*t out him dear
as Pete Burns rams his heel in his crotch.

[Holly Christmas]

Behave yourself Kate. Jay wouldn't even know what plagarism is - far less go to a lawyer about suing you for it.

:D

lol Pyramid, yes, the word has more than two syllables so I am sure you are right :D

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[Holly Christmas]

When Emma see's Anton on bots
she'll smack him around lots and lots
the crowd will all cheer
kick the sh*t out him dear
as Pete Burns rams his heel in his crotch.

keep them coming JH. :D

[Yayita]

LOL, very funny!

[Jackie]

A great poem for Jay lol

[Ammi]

I think you'll be fine, Kate. I doubt there's a lawyer in the land that'd touch that one. Good poem, incidentally.

Livia!!!!! I haven't seen your lovely self around here for weeks.....have you come for the hang..eviction....

[Ammi]

Behave yourself Kate. Jay wouldn't even know what plagarism is - far less go to a lawyer about suing you for it.

:D

..yes Pyr, he's not the brightest of button...swear to god I think Anton pointed at Aden and said 'Put that t*t in the freezer'......well you can see where the confusion came from.......

[Holly Christmas]

I love your witty comments Ammi. :D

[Jedwardhater]

Now Anton has lost all his power
he's getting more weak by the hour
on friday you'll see
Anton kicked off BB
as the crowd boos confirm he's a liar.

[Holly Christmas]

Goodbye Anton, Aden or ****bag Jay
Tonight one wolf goes on their way
good riddance to bad rubbish the crowd will shout
and boos will resound as another walks out.

(I live in hope!)

[Pyramid*]

If he gets boos, then he says he is walking
But we know it’s all crap that he’s talking
With less brains than the muppets
With his reprobate puppets
His behaviour is just simply shocking

[Gillian-73]

Haha brilliant kate :)

[In the Drunk Tank]

We've got King Anton and Big Jay
They will both get more votes than Faye
Because they are in the Wolfpack
Supporters they do not lack
And both will surely have to stay



:hugesmile:

[Pyramid*]

Way aye man I’m from Geordie land
I like woman and fisting with hands
Have shagged thousand of lassies
Who own nice dogs and dark glasses
With blonde hair and very fake tans

[Jedwardhater]

Take your pick. One of the 3 stooges is going tonight!

[Suze]

Another One Bites The Dust


Anton walks warily up those steps,
With the hat pulled way down low
Ain't no sound but the sound of his feet,
Crowd all ready to go
Are you ready, Are you ready for this
Are you hanging on the edge of your seat
Out of the doorway Anton appears
To the sound of the beat
Chorus

Another one bites the dust
Another one bites the dust
And another one's gone, yes another one gone
A Wolfy bites the dust
Hey, you're gonna go to boos
Another one bites the dust

[In the Drunk Tank]

Jay will get all the votes
The rest will look like goats
They can't beat a Geordie hero
While Aaron is just a zero
And will have to get his coats

I'm too good at these :idc:

[Pyramid*]

He loves his scran and his beer, way aye
And farting as much as he can try
Likes his turds pretty cold
In a fag packet rolled
To get it nicely freeze dried

[fruit_cake]

hello..my name is Jay
I shag 1000 women every day

I shat in the freezer
according to some geezer

and I can't think of much else to say

[Jedwardhater]

As the 3 stooges waited for Brian
the rest of the house started laughing
co's they know the score
that it's Anton to go
and if all 3 get boos we'll be laughing.

[Locke.]

We've got King Anton and Big Jay
They will both get more votes than Faye
Because they are in the Wolfpack
Supporters they do not lack
And both will surely have to stay



:hugesmile:

A* for this one the best yet

[In the Drunk Tank]

A* for this one the best yet

:hello: