Sex on the Dance Floor

[Locke.]

There is nothing this man can't achieve :worship:

[Smithy]

must've been one classy girl

[Locke.]

Probably a top model

[Maia]

Lies.

[pimpslapper]

Clearly did not happen.

[Jackie]

Probably a top model


Probably a tart:joker:

[Scream]

Let's face it, the only women that he's had sex with it were drunk.

[Lee.]

There is nothing this man can't achieve :worship:

Aw, man the **** up and stop being so gullible! He's full of ****!

And who the **** is making up stories like that going to impress? Women will just ne like "yeah, whatever" and men will be like "boy, you're a prick". The only people that bull**** is likely to impress is underage, horny boys!

Locke, you have to stop this... come with me and we'll help you support the real peoples champ... Aaron.

[Locke.]

Aw, man the **** up and stop being so gullible! He's full of ****!

And who the **** is making up stories like that going to impress? Women will just ne like "yeah, whatever" and men will be like "boy, you're a prick". The only people that bull**** is likely to impress is underage, horny boys!

Locke, you have to stop this... come with me and we'll help you support the real peoples champ... Aaron.

It is all tongue in cheek Liam, take it as a joke and not seriously. It is amusing.

[MTVN]

Aw, man the **** up and stop being so gullible! He's full of ****!

And who the **** is making up stories like that going to impress? Women will just ne like "yeah, whatever" and men will be like "boy, you're a prick". The only people that bull**** is likely to impress is underage, horny boys!

Locke, you have to stop this... come with me and we'll help you support the real peoples champ... Aaron.

It is clear to all that he is something of a ladies man Lee :idc:

[Lee.]

It is all tongue in cheek Liam, take it as a joke and not seriously. It is amusing.

:joker: I knows.

I think you're really just a snake fan to wind a few of us up..

Why are you calling me Liam?

[JTM45]

That's the thing though Locke!
It's not us that take Anton too seriously, it's him. His ramblings really aren't tongue in cheek. He really thinks people are swallowing all of his crap.

I've never seen anyone as deluded as Anton and it's quite repulsive! :yuk:

[Lee.]

It is clear to all that he is something of a ladies man Lee :idc:

How can he be? I've not seen anybody saying he's hot, he isn't funny, he had no charm, no respect for women and is really just an arrogant tosser. :idc:

Me thinks he likes a bit of the old fantasy world... I think I speak for the majority of women when I say I'd rather bathe in my own piss than have anything to to with Anton.

[MaratSafinForever]

I love how Anton thinks he's a ladies man.

He looks like a ****ing malteaser.

[Lee.]

It is all tongue in cheek Liam, take it as a joke and not seriously. It is amusing.

Wait a sec. Are you saying to take your opinion as tongue in cheek? Or Anton's bragging?

[Locke.]

Anton's stories.

My opinions are usually not opinions at all, they are facts.

[Tom]

Could actually believe this with some of the sights you see when you're out clubbing. Saw someone get fingered up against a pillar once, not a pretty sight

[Brother Leon]

Fingering on the dancefloor is nothing compared to what the king can do.

[Lee.]

Anton's stories.

My opinions are usually not opinions at all, they are facts.

Don't be silly.. Anton stories are bull****, but he's not telling them in a tongue in cheek way.. he just thinks he's impressing folk.

[Barf_andotherthings]

Whether it happened or not, how grim.

[Lee.]

Whether it happened or not, how grim.

Exactly.. I can only think of one thing worse than seeing Anton shagging.. and that's seeing Jay.