Louise and Jay...the Conversations...

[Cherie]

aye man I thunk ur reet sexy

I ADORE u Jay

u got a reet sexy aaarse


I ADORE u Jay


ur gargeous inside nd oooout


I just love ya Jay

aye man I thunk ur reet sexy


I ADORE u Jay

u got a reet sexy aaaare

U are right up my street (Im sure this is not a euphenism)

:sleep::sleep::sleep::sleep:

[exoticrosebud]

lol at the above...........i think this is the longest convo they have had......may be tonight they will be discussing WAR AND PEACE and the current economical situation of the world today......................

[Suze]

They have conversations? :conf:

Justin Waggot: Grunt, grunt
Loo: Uhhh
Justin Waggot: Grunt, uhh, grunt
Loo: Uhhhh

*Justin grabs Loo by her hair and drags her across lawn to his makeshift cave.*

[Pyramid*]

aye man I thunk ur reet sexy

I ADORE u Jay

u got a reet sexy aaarse


I ADORE u Jay


ur gargeous inside nd oooout


I just love ya Jay

aye man I thunk ur reet sexy


I ADORE u Jay

u got a reet sexy aaaare

U are right up my street (Im sure this is not a euphenism)

:sleep::sleep::sleep::sleep:


:D

and when they lose the fine art of conversation: neaderthal man resorts to puncturing his skin, and writing very small words - usually no more than 3 letters long, on the cave wall.

[Patricia4]

aye man I thunk ur reet sexy

I ADORE u Jay

u got a reet sexy aaarse


I ADORE u Jay


ur gargeous inside nd oooout


I just love ya Jay

aye man I thunk ur reet sexy


I ADORE u Jay

u got a reet sexy aaaare

U are right up my street (Im sure this is not a euphenism)

:sleep::sleep::sleep::sleep:

:joker:

[tonyface]

Jay must be the most Vulgar unhygienic man/boy there has ever been in BB.

Pooping in the freezer, telling Mark it was OK to wee in the sink. etc etc etc

Louise is like the pretty girl who hangs around with the playground bully, until someone beats him up, for now she is happy to be 1001, and she is welcome.:xyxwave:

[crocs]

Jay: "I love you, Loo!
Louise: "I've just trumped!"

[exoticrosebud]

Jay: "I love you, Loo!
Louise: "I've just trumped!"


i love a good trump me ! lol

[Bojangles]

meanwhile Faye and Aaron are in the smoking area.
"Aaroon why yer nut terking ta me"?
"What do you mean?"

"Yer haven't terked ter me all day."

Aaron sighs and looks at the sky."I can't talk and make faces at the same time,I thought you'd be able to understand that."Gets up and walks back into the house leaving Faye on her own.

[Pyramid*]

i love a good trump me ! lol

In Jay's world...... Jay considers farting to be foreplay.

No wonder he's got through so many women.....no one in their right minds would stay!

[InOne]

I hope people from outside the UK don't think they're the representation of 20 somethings in our country :joker:

[Suze]

meanwhile Faye and Aaron are in the smoking area.
"Aaroon why yer nut terking ta me"?
"What do you mean?"

"Yer haven't terked ter me all day."

Aaron sighs and looks at the sky."I can't talk and make faces at the same time,I thought you'd be able to understand that."Gets up and walks back into the house leaving Faye on her own.

What on earth has this thread to do with Aaron and Faye? :conf: You may dislike Aaron, but can't you at least manage to stay on topic?

[Bojangles]

What on earth has this thread to do with Aaron and Faye? :conf: You may dislike Aaron, but can't you at least manage to stay on topic?

I don't read anything in my thread that I said I dislike Aaron.

[mr rochester]

[QUOTE=Pyramid*;4679072]In Jay's world...... Jay considers farting to be foreplay.

Forgive us Father - we have sinned
Yes - me and Loo are full of wind
It's all we have in common so
We do it everywhere we go
Might we not be the perfect pair
When both both of us come up for air?

[Cherie]

[QUOTE=Pyramid*;4679072]In Jay's world...... Jay considers farting to be foreplay.

Forgive us Father - we have sinned
Yes - me and Loo are full of wind
It's all we have in common so
We do it everywhere we go
Might we not be the perfect pair
When both both of us come up for air?

:joker::joker::dance:

[Gillian-73]

lol! it really is cringe when they talk or rather when they try but can't find anything to say other than what's in the op time after time again! they really haven't got a clue how they're making themselves look.

[Pyramid*]

I don't read anything in my thread that I said I dislike Aaron.

No, but it had nothing to do with Jay and Louise and their conversations, I think that was more the point.


Forgive us Father - we have sinned
Yes - me and Loo are full of wind
It's all we have in common so
We do it everywhere we go
Might we not be the perfect pair
When both both of us come up for air?

:devil: I like it!! :D

[GabbygalEvs]

lol briliant

i dont know whos more dull j or loooo

[Gillian-73]

lol briliant

i dont know whos more dull j or loooo

Aye! to close to call isn't it :laugh3:

[Pyramid*]

They have so little in common that they have nothing to speak about.

how much do either of them know about the other one - that very few (or no one) else in the house, wouldn't know about them.

Not a thing.

It's all the fauxmance - for airtme and in a desperate bid not to be kicked out of the house.

sooner the pair of them get shown the door, the better.

[Pyramid*]

Aye! to close to call isn't it :laugh3:

surely you mean "Way Aye Man.....like"



:joker:

[Black Dagger]

They are useless...

Least when Aaron/Faye are together they can have a decent conversation.

Louise is too stupid to realise not everybody loves Jay though and think's she can gain a personality from him.

[Bollo]

I am actually quite impressed that they manage to string more than two words together without either of their brains imploding from the strain

[Cherie]

reet I need some grub....

I ADORE you Jay

firstly tho I need to shave me aaarse

I just love Ya Jay

Reet Im off for a dump as well while Im at it, will i get more airtime in the toilet with the door open or Freezer with the door shut?


Oh Jay Im going to Trump, Im so normal me, I cant get over myself


Well thats decided then, Im off to the kitchen sink for a wee,

I ADORE u, hang on I must see if any cameras are on us


aye man they are, reet on us, lets do some moaning and moving under the covers


I feel so normal me and I just ADORE you, ooooo.........ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh...oooooooooooooooo.. ..ahhhhhhhhhhh




and on and on and on

:bawling::bawling::bawling:

[Pyramid*]

I am actually quite impressed that they manage to string more than two words together without either of their brains imploding from the strain


:D

As long as their brains implode.... that's fine, means they keep their sh*t to themselves.

[mr rochester]

reet I need some grub....

I ADORE you Jay

firstly tho I need to shave me aaarse

I just love Ya Jay

Reet Im off for a dump as well while Im at it, will i get more airtime in the toilet with the door open or Freezer with the door shut?


Oh Jay Im going to Trump, Im so normal me, I cant get over myself


Well thats decided then, Im off to the kitchen sink for a wee,

I ADORE u, hang on I must see if any cameras are on us


aye man they are, reet on us, lets do some moaning and moving under the covers


I feel so normal me and I just ADORE you, ooooo.........ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh...oooooooooooooooo.. ..ahhhhhhhhhhh




and on and on and on

:bawling::bawling::bawling:[/QUOTE]


in reply to above...

:laugh2::laugh2::laugh2::laugh2::laugh2::flowers:

[crocs]

reet I need some grub....

I ADORE you Jay

firstly tho I need to shave me aaarse

I just love Ya Jay

and on and on and on

:bawling::bawling::bawling:

This was so accurate that I actually heard their voices in my head when I read it. Scary!

[SuziBooo]

The noises coming out of Louise! I felt a tad awkward watching those two canoodle!

[Jackie]

reet I need some grub....

I ADORE you Jay

firstly tho I need to shave me aaarse

I just love Ya Jay

Reet Im off for a dump as well while Im at it, will i get more airtime in the toilet with the door open or Freezer with the door shut?


Oh Jay Im going to Trump, Im so normal me, I cant get over myself


Well thats decided then, Im off to the kitchen sink for a wee,

I ADORE u, hang on I must see if any cameras are on us


aye man they are, reet on us, lets do some moaning and moving under the covers


I feel so normal me and I just ADORE you, ooooo.........ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh...oooooooooooooooo.. ..ahhhhhhhhhhh




and on and on and on

:bawling::bawling::bawling:


:joker::joker:

[Cherie]

Why aye man I used to be an escort

did ya


aye


did ya really


aye


ur a prossie


I anly did it the once

prossie

I gut 500 quid

prossie

stunned silence

prossie

let gut under the covers


oooooooooooooooooooooo ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh ooooooooooooooooooo ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh ooooooooooooooooooo ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh


...:bawling::bawling::bawling:

[power2thepeople]

I cringed when he romanced her with his one-eyed-Jack and Louisa Jackanory story....my 16 year old daughter howls with laughter at the pair of them....and says she would be horrified if her BF conversed with her in a similar way. If Jay and Louise were the measure of modern day romance, then it's a dying art. Oh Dear!!

[Marmalite]

I cringed when he romanced her with his one-eyed-Jack and Louisa Jackanory story....my 16 year old daughter howls with laughter at the pair of them....and says she would be horrified if her BF conversed with her in a similar way. If Jay and Louise were the measure of modern day romance, then it's a dying art. Oh Dear!!


Yep, and the frightening thing is she wants to procreate and pop out 3 or 4 more of her.... and the way things are going, of him as well.

God help us! :o

[MTVN]

I think they're becoming more comfortable around each other actually, less awkward and were able to have a laugh about Jay being a prostitute and Louise keeping her name when married and stuff

[mr rochester]

I cringed when he romanced her with his one-eyed-Jack and Louisa Jackanory story....my 16 year old daughter howls with laughter at the pair of them....and says she would be horrified if her BF conversed with her in a similar way. If Jay and Louise were the measure of modern day romance, then it's a dying art. Oh Dear!!

Yup - in his thrilling story he had them both sailing off to Africa to visit... wait for it...Jamaica...

:elephant::elephant::elephant:

[rk3388]

i think its unfair to judge seeing we only see 30 min of footage after a 24 hour day so we havent got a clue what their convos are

[Cherie]

I think you will find up to last week Louise had been in the diary room on several occasions declaring that she did not connect with Jay and in fact they never spoke to each other during the day, and she found it really difficult to have a converstion with him, soooooooooooo, based on that evidence I think we can safely say we are seeing the depth of their convos..bottom line this thread is meant to be just a laff...lighten up folks.:dance::elephant::dance::elephant:

[exoticrosebud]

I think you will find up to last week Louise had been in the diary room on several occasions declaring that she did not connect with Jay and in fact they never spoke to each other during the day, and she found it really difficult to have a converstion with him, soooooooooooo, based on that evidence I think we can safely say we are seeing the depth of their convos..bottom line this thread is meant to be just a laff...lighten up folks.:dance::elephant::dance::elephant:


well...she obviously cant speak with her mouth full can she ! lol

[Cherie]

Aye luv ur smell Lou

I reek me....

I cad sniff ya all day

I smell really bad Jay

Give us a cuddle

Ooooo Jay I just feel so safe and you are sooooooooo manly, i just love it when you hold me

Right Lou unda the covers


ooooooooooooooo ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh ooooooooooooooooo ahhhhhhhhhhhh


throw in a bit of Jay skiing....

another epic convo from JLOU :joker:

[exoticrosebud]

Aye luv ur smell Lou

I reek me....

I cad sniff ya all day

I smell really bad Jay

Give us a cuddle

Ooooo Jay I just feel so safe and you are sooooooooo manly, i just love it when you hold me

Right Lou unda the covers


ooooooooooooooo ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh ooooooooooooooooo ahhhhhhhhhhhh


throw in a bit of Jay skiing....

another epic convo from JLOU :joker:



arrr luv a good reek me !