So thats how Jay has slept with 1000 women...

[Vicky.]

He was an escort apparently :o

It all makes sense now

[Bollo]

Who the hell would pay for his services, they must have more money than sense

[Doogle]

I kinda suspected this but wasn't sure :joker:

[luminoussun]

I am a straight guy and see why jay has slept with 1000 women.
He is a good looking guy with a good body and he is confident and women love that.
Lets face it if he went out on the pull and had no standards he would get laid every time

[Patricia4]

I'd keep my money in my purse before spend it on that.

[mr rochester]

By announcing that he has slept with over 1000 women he is letting everyone know that in excess of 1000 women all came up with the same conclusion about him...i.e - none of them wanted him...why might that be? Who can tell...

[Livia]

Firstly, is there a woman alive who would think a man sleeping with 1000 women is hot? Also, I find it almost impossible to believe 1000 women would find him attractive. Lastly, imagine paying for a hot man and Jay turns up. How jipped would you feel?! I'd be straight on the phone to Customer Services...

[fruit_cake]

he doesn't seem ugly to me..and he is a bit of an 'impact' looking bloke, the sort who stands out at first but later on doesn't. If we didn't know about his grossness or his personality, he would seem quite attractive at first..which in the case of an escort is probably all that is required, at least in my opinion.

[mr rochester]

Firstly, is there a woman alive who would think a man sleeping with 1000 women is hot? Also, I find it almost impossible to believe 1000 women would find him attractive. Lastly, imagine paying for a hot man and Jay turns up. How jipped would you feel?! I'd be straight on the phone to Customer Services...


Dear Customer Services

I wish to make a complaint! My Grandmama booked an escort to accompany her to a Country Club Dinner. Unfortunately, you sent Justine Waggot to assist her. We, as a family, wish to protest in the strongest possible terms about your Operative's gauche and embarrassing table manners. Also, you may wish to advise him that pulling his trousers down and applying an electric razor to his nether regions did not get even one cheap laugh that he was hoping for. His flatulence when introduced to the the guests on the top table went down like a bucket of sick at a wedding. The night (and his implicit disgrace) ended in him offering the contents of his bowels to the Country Club's refrigerator and now my Grandmama is embarrassed beyond repair. As a result she has had to have post-traumatic stress counselling. Notwithstanding all of the above - the entire party had to have Hepatitis B injections - just to be on the safe side - for health and safety reasons. T'was not pleasant. We look forward to a full refund immediately - if not sooner.

Might we respectfully request that you do not release him on the general public again until you have trained him in polite manners and etiquette. You may also wish to inform him that a fish knife is not used to manicure one's nails.

Thank you so much

Harry Windsor

[kistar]

Dear Customer Services

I wish to make a complaint! My Grandmama booked an escort to accompany her to a Country Club Dinner. Unfortunately, you sent Justine Waggot to assist her. We, as a family, wish to protest in the strongest possible terms about your Operative's gauche and embarrassing table manners. Also, you may wish to advise him that pulling his trousers down and applying an electric razor to his nether regions did not get even one cheap laugh that he was hoping for. His flatulence when introduced to the the guests on the top table went down like a bucket of sick at a wedding. The night (and his implicit disgrace) ended in him offering the contents of his bowels to the Country Club's refrigerator and now my Grandmama is embarrassed beyond repair. As a result she has had to have post-traumatic stress counselling. We look forward to a full refund immediately - if not sooner.

Might we respectfully request that you do not release him on the general public again until you have trained him in polite manners and etiquette. You may also wish to inform him that a fish knife is not used to manicure one's nails.

Thank you so much

Harry Windsor

Thats soooooo funny:laugh::thumbs:

[Cherry Christmas]

Dear Customer Services

I wish to make a complaint! My Grandmama booked an escort to accompany her to a Country Club Dinner. Unfortunately, you sent Justine Waggot to assist her. We, as a family, wish to protest in the strongest possible terms about your Operative's gauche and embarrassing table manners. Also, you may wish to advise him that pulling his trousers down and applying an electric razor to his nether regions did not get even one cheap laugh that he was hoping for. His flatulence when introduced to the the guests on the top table went down like a bucket of sick at a wedding. The night (and his implicit disgrace) ended in him offering the contents of his bowels to the Country Club's refrigerator and now my Grandmama is embarrassed beyond repair. As a result she has had to have post-traumatic stress counselling. We look forward to a full refund immediately - if not sooner.

Might we respectfully request that you do not release him on the general public again until you have trained him in polite manners and etiquette. You may also wish to inform him that a fish knife is not used to manicure one's nails.

Thank you so much

Harry Windsor

:joker::joker: Mr Rochester

[Livia]

Dear Customer Services... etc. etc. etc.



LOL... very good.

[Merry Mockmas]

Jay is a male Rebeckah lol.

[Marmalite]

I would be interested to know how many of those 1000 women were actually sober and conscious when doing the 'dirty' deed with him!

[armand.kay]

Jay is a male Rebeckah lol.
Rebeckah will piss on your face wile jay ****s in your freezer...
Sexy?

[exoticrosebud]

Firstly, is there a woman alive who would think a man sleeping with 1000 women is hot? Also, I find it almost impossible to believe 1000 women would find him attractive. Lastly, imagine paying for a hot man and Jay turns up. How jipped would you feel?! I'd be straight on the phone to Customer Services...


i bet hes a wow at corporate dinners !

[exoticrosebud]

dear customer services

i wish to make a complaint! My grandmama booked an escort to accompany her to a country club dinner. Unfortunately, you sent justine waggot to assist her. We, as a family, wish to protest in the strongest possible terms about your operative's gauche and embarrassing table manners. Also, you may wish to advise him that pulling his trousers down and applying an electric razor to his nether regions did not get even one cheap laugh that he was hoping for. His flatulence when introduced to the the guests on the top table went down like a bucket of sick at a wedding. The night (and his implicit disgrace) ended in him offering the contents of his bowels to the country club's refrigerator and now my grandmama is embarrassed beyond repair. As a result she has had to have post-traumatic stress counselling. Notwithstanding all of the above - the entire party had to have hepatitis b injections - just to be on the safe side - for health and safety reasons. T'was not pleasant. We look forward to a full refund immediately - if not sooner.

Might we respectfully request that you do not release him on the general public again until you have trained him in polite manners and etiquette. You may also wish to inform him that a fish knife is not used to manicure one's nails.

Thank you so much

harry windsor




brilliant !!!!!

[exoticrosebud]

Rebeckah will piss on your face wile jay ****s in your freezer...
Sexy?


I Suppose there could be a good marketing product to be had here.....gruesome twosome.....>>>>>>>>>>... reaches for the form for THE APPRENTICE ......

[Livia]

i bet hes a wow at corporate dinners !

Yeah LOL... but in all the wrong ways.

[ChristmasNeeve]

he doesn't seem ugly to me..and he is a bit of an 'impact' looking bloke, the sort who stands out at first but later on doesn't. If we didn't know about his grossness or his personality, he would seem quite attractive at first..which in the case of an escort is probably all that is required, at least in my opinion.

His face isn't very attractive imo. Going just on his face he would be one of the last if not the very last on list compared to the the other HM. His muscles are the only thing that make him seem more attractive imo.

[fruit_cake]

His face isn't very attractive imo. Going just on his face he would be one of the last if not the very last on list compared to the the other HM. His muscles are the only thing that make him seem more attractive imo.

he did look good when he had his Clarke Kent glasses on but I suppose your right ultimately. He's got quite a bland look to him

[fruit_cake]

accept when he's in serial killer mode obviously!

[exoticrosebud]

accept when he's in serial killer mode obviously!



i love a good serial killer me !

.

[armand.kay]

I Suppose there could be a good marketing product to be had here.....gruesome twosome.....>>>>>>>>>>... reaches for the form for THE APPRENTICE ......
I did go on dragons den with the idea but for some unknown reason they did not buy it... :conf:

[fruit_cake]

i love a good serial killer me !

.

:joker:

[armand.kay]

i love a good serial killer me !

.
Who doesn't :evilgrin:

[mr rochester]

i love a good serial killer me !

.



:flowers::flowers::flowers::flowers::flowers: