Faye what a lying cow.

[Parmy]

Milf my arse.:nono:

[exoticrosebud]

....sends Faye an appointment for SPECSAVERS.....( i thought she looked a bit old actually......) but then again...i might need eyes checked too.....(am sick of them being blue !!! ) lol

[Parmy]

....sends Faye an appointment for SPECSAVERS.....( i thought she looked a bit old actually......) but then again...i might need eyes checked too.....(am sick of them being blue !!! ) lol

Are you here for the week.:joker:

[soundslike]

more like Milywwtf lol. And she looks like a barrel of laughs. Bitter lemons anyone?

[exoticrosebud]

Are you here for the week.:joker:


what ??

[Pyramid*]

Mother I'd Like To Forget.

That's what she meant really.

:devil:

[exoticrosebud]

Mother I'd Like To Forget.

That's what she meant really.

:devil:


lol......

[Pyramid*]

more like Milywwtf lol. And she looks like a barrel of laughs. Bitter lemons anyone?

You saw her sucking on them didn't you!! i spotted a pile of them behind Brian, they had to order lots in for her especially.

[flamingGalah!]

Indeed. What a sour faced, miserable old hag she is... Definately has to be Faye's gran (& Jem is Faye's Mum) seeing as they all lie about their age...

[exoticrosebud]

You saw her sucking on them didn't you!! i spotted a pile of them behind Brian, they had to order lots in for her especially.

i hope you mean LEMONS !!!! LOL:elephant:

[Parmy]

what ??

doh!..
"I'm here for the week"
It's a saying comedians use when cracking a bad joke.

[Parmy]

You saw her sucking on them didn't you!! i spotted a pile of them behind Brian, they had to order lots in for her especially.

All I saw was those Aaron fans we saw pics of on here yester..oh wait, yeah I get what you're saying.:joker:

[exoticrosebud]

doh!..
"I'm here for the week"
It's a saying comedians use when cracking a bad joke.

OH RITE..lol...well yes, actually i am...so get used to em pmpl.......(and if you want to throw anything, make it drinkable ! lol):xyxwave:

[Pyramid*]

....sends Faye an appointment for SPECSAVERS.....( i thought she looked a bit old actually......) but then again...i might need eyes checked too.....(am sick of them being blue !!! ) lol


LOL.... years ago when coloured contact lenses came out, i got an pair that were the most mental colour of bright green, completely freaked people out!! :devil:



Ma Palmer..... she looked about 60 - one of those grumpy auld bastards that have forgotten how to laugh, smile, have fun or enjoy life.

If Jem ever travels with mum, she's not need to worry about a suitcase, she can use Ma Palmers jowls. :devil:

[Pyramid*]

Indeed. What a sour faced, miserable old hag she is... Definately has to be Faye's gran (& Jem is Faye's Mum) seeing as they all lie about their age...

OUCH !!! BUT SUPERB!!!

:evilgrin:

:devil:

[Parmy]

Jowels is such a wonderful word.:joker:

[rusticgal]

You can see where Jem gets her looks from....I guess Fayes dad was the good looking one!!.

[Pyramid*]

doh!..
"I'm here for the week"
It's a saying comedians use when cracking a bad joke.

All I saw was those Aaron fans we saw pics of on here yester..oh wait, yeah I get what you're saying.:joker:

*reverts to 5 year old status*



doh..... !!!! HA HA HA !!! :tongue:

OH RITE..lol...well yes, actually i am...so get used to em pmpl.......(and if you want to throw anything, make it drinkable ! lol):xyxwave:


See....you're not really in the groove here....... let them throw lemons, you just have to ensure you've got the gin n tonic in the highball, and be a good catcher.

:spin:

[Jordan.]

Yeah she was gross but probably still better than the over 50s slagging her off on here

[exoticrosebud]

*reverts to 5 year old status*



doh..... !!!! HA HA HA !!! :tongue:




See....you're not really in the groove here....... let them throw lemons, you just have to ensure you've got the gin n tonic in the highball, and be a good catcher.

:spin:


dam your good !! i will hire you as my public advice manager...was gonna have Marc but was totally sick of seeing his bum.....>>>opens mouth to catch lemons......please throw unsucked ones ! i am not Jay !!! lol

[Parmy]

Can't help yourself can you pyramid:sleep:..:xyxwave:

[flamingGalah!]

Yeah she was gross but probably still better than the over 50s slagging her off on here

Please don't insult forum members... :nono:

[Pyramid*]

Yeah she was gross but probably still better than the over 50s slagging her off on here


God it's times like this I am loving being in my 40's.

:D


dam your good !! i will hire you as my public advice manager...was gonna have Marc but was totally sick of seeing his bum.....>>>opens mouth to catch lemons......please throw unsucked ones ! i am not Jay !!! lol

No use in leaving your mouth open...... the gin and tonic will drip out as you try to catch the lemons.

*I've got the lemon slicer in me handbag here, Girl Guides taught me well, always be prepared*

Can't help yourself can you pyramid:sleep:..:xyxwave:

Damn dooting...... it was FAR TOO GOOD an opportunity to miss. :devil:

[soundslike]

Yeah she was gross but probably still better than the over 50s slagging her off on here

You mean shes not over 50???

[exoticrosebud]

>>>> just wondering how anyone knows anyone is over 50 or under....i cant be arsed to go into everyones profile and have a look at their date of birth......

[Pyramid*]

Jowels is such a wonderful word.:joker:

it is but we both got it wrong...... Jowls.

:bawling:

*the shame parmnion, the shame on us both*

:D

[Parmy]

it is but we both got it wrong...... Jowls.

:bawling:

*the shame parmnion, the shame on us both*

:D

Hey I was referring to tessa..you got it wrong all by yourself.

[exoticrosebud]

God it's times like this I am loving being in my 40's.

:D




No use in leaving your mouth open...... the gin and tonic will drip out as you try to catch the lemons.

*I've got the lemon slicer in me handbag here, Girl Guides taught me well, always be prepared*




Damn dooting...... it was FAR TOO GOOD an opportunity to miss. :devil:

If you think i would possibly miss the chance of getting to grips with a gin and tonic, you are mistaken! lol....would be on the floor before it even had chance to run down me face........I was also a girl guide and no all the tricks for survivial ! lol...

[Pyramid*]

>>>> just wondering how anyone knows anyone is over 50 or under....i cant be arsed to go into everyones profile and have a look at their date of birth......

It's quite easy really. if you're under 30 on here, and someone doesn't agree with you, that then automatically makes that person over 40/50/60....

God. Do you know NOTHING exoticrosebud. Pfft.

;)

:laugh3:

[Pyramid*]

Hey I was referring to tessa..you got it wrong all by yourself.

Really.... what's Tessa got to do with this thread, Faye's mum, the Crowd or BB.

Not a dicky burd.

:wavey:

[coralqueen]

i'm over 50.....:eek:

[Pyramid*]

If you think i would possibly miss the chance of getting to grips with a gin and tonic, you are mistaken! lol....would be on the floor before it even had chance to run down me face........I was also a girl guide and no all the tricks for survivial ! lol...

Ah...now your talking.

http://www.jduncan.co.uk/v/tp/100/108/1648_4_ice-and-lemon-in-glass.jpg

for the ice, we can use some from Faye's shoulder.

[Parmy]

Really.... what's Tessa got to do with this thread, Faye's mum, the Crowd or BB.

Not a dicky burd.

:wavey:

It's my thread.:joker:
I'll decide, not you.

[Pyramid*]

i'm over 50.....:eek:


How very dare you even be ON this forum. :o:cloud:


;)

[Jordan.]

God it's times like this I am loving being in my 40's.

:D

Really? let me join you for a cackle.

[Pyramid*]

It's my thread.:joker:
I'll decide, not you.


LOL I LOVE it when people steal my patter !!

Possession is nine tenths of the law - you'll find NOT your forum, therefore not your thread.

;)
Here.... have a lemon

http://www.commitnonuisance.com/Images/Gallery/Scary_veg_2010/Bitter_LemonL.jpg

:thumbs2:

[Pyramid*]

Really? let me join you for a cackle.


You can't. You're underage.

Over 40's only.

:tongue:

[Parmy]

LOL I LOVE it when people steal my patter !!

Possession is nine tenths of the law - you'll find NOT your forum, therefore not your thread.

;)
Here.... have a lemon

http://www.commitnonuisance.com/Images/Gallery/Scary_veg_2010/Bitter_LemonL.jpg

:thumbs2:

I tend not to digest much you write so I wouldn't really know if you use the same patter.

I am however disappointed you went looking for a pic and used it for such a poor poor joke.

[Pyramid*]

I tend not to digest much you write so I wouldn't really know if you use the same patter.

I am however disappointed you went looking for a pic and used it for such a poor poor joke.

It's bang on topic though, Ma Palmer, bitter lemons and sharing lighted hearted fun over a gameshow.

Besides, I did go to the bother of getting a nice lemon, all carved out for you -seeing as it's nearly Halloween.

Some people are just sooooooo ungrateful. :hmph: Tsk.

[Jords]

:laugh2: :laugh2:

[LivT]

Yeah she was gross but probably still better than the over 50s slagging her off on here


That has to go down as one of the Top 10 most inane comments on here. :rolleyes:

[exoticrosebud]

It's quite easy really. if you're under 30 on here, and someone doesn't agree with you, that then automatically makes that person over 40/50/60....

God. Do you know NOTHING exoticrosebud. Pfft.

;)

:laugh3:

NOPE !!! am seriously very very old.....lol

[Pyramid*]

NOPE !!! am seriously very very old.....lol

Very very old. that must make you ... 52.

:D

[exoticrosebud]

How very dare you even be ON this forum. :o:cloud:


;)


yes how dare you ! you might have and inteligent point to make ! lol....

[exoticrosebud]

Very very old. that must make you ... 52.

:D

lets just say im waiting for my telegram any day now ! lol...

[exoticrosebud]

It's bang on topic though, Ma Palmer, bitter lemons and sharing lighted hearted fun over a gameshow.

Besides, I did go to the bother of getting a nice lemon, all carved out for you -seeing as it's nearly Halloween.

Some people are just sooooooo ungrateful. :hmph: Tsk.

well i think its a wonderful picture....good luck with the sucking thow...nothing left to get your gums round lol.......but 10/10 for effort thow....lol

[Pyramid*]

well i think its a wonderful picture....good luck with the sucking thow...nothing left to get your gums round lol.......but 10/10 for effort thow....lol

Dammit, I've still got my own teeth. That's where I've gone wrong - cannae suck them lemons :bawling::bawling: -

I'll have to wait another 20 years to get the gum action right!

[GabbygalEvs]

i know everyones bias when its their own family but seriously faye shes no milf i promise you

[Parmy]

well i think its a wonderful picture....good luck with the sucking thow...nothing left to get your gums round lol.......but 10/10 for effort thow....lol

she should have used this one.

http://files.coloribus.com/files/adsarchive/part_452/4524105/file/fishermans-friend-lemon-lozenges-halloween-small-64233.jpg

[Pyramid*]

i know everyones bias when its their own family but seriously faye shes no milf i promise you


Not in the usual context, but bearing in mind, we don't know what Faye believes MILF to stand for. Maybe she thinks it's

Miserble
Ice-Maden
Lacking
Friends

:D

[exoticrosebud]

she should have used this one.

http://files.coloribus.com/files/adsarchive/part_452/4524105/file/fishermans-friend-lemon-lozenges-halloween-small-64233.jpg

lol......brill.....still difficult to suck though.......suppose you could put your tongue in the hole and wiggle it about anit without anyone seeing you.....talking of Jay and Louise...wonder how they are getting on today ! pmpl..:wavey:

[Pyramid*]

she should have used this one.

http://files.coloribus.com/files/adsarchive/part_452/4524105/file/fishermans-friend-lemon-lozenges-halloween-small-64233.jpg

Nah nah.......that's got the word Friend on it, and we know the Palmers are thin on the ground as far as friends are concerned...... big sister Jem made that very clear.

:D

[Parmy]

lol......brill.....still difficult to suck though.......suppose you could put your tongue in the hole and wiggle it about anit without anyone seeing you.....talking of Jay and Louise...wonder how they are getting on today ! pmpl..:wavey:

Louise is on the hunt for the owner of a discarded pair of skiddy marked boxers.

[delz]

She reminds me of Pauline Fowler....

[fruit_cake]

great to see Faye causing a stir..talk of the town

[Pyramid*]

great to see Faye causing a stir..talk of the town

Talk of the town alright, for her lies !!!

:D

[soundslike]

i know everyones bias when its their own family but seriously faye shes no milf i promise you



:hugesmile:

[soundslike]

Louise is on the hunt for the owner of a discarded pair of skiddy marked boxers.


There Aarons I saw them on the bed when he was snogging Faye.

[soundslike]

great to see Faye causing a stir..talk of the town


Makes a change doesn't it although its for all the wrong reasons.

[Pyramid*]

Makes a change doesn't it although its for all the wrong reasons.

yep, it certainly is for all the wrong reasons.

What I found very funny was: Faye's 'friend' .... was Jem's boyfriend.

Makes you wonder if Faye really does have any friends after all... in fact, didn't she mention something like that weeks ago in the diary room about it being great to be in the house because she felt she had friends - and didn't have that on the outside?

Wouldn't be surprising mind you.

One thing's for sure: after this: she'll have bother getting friends of any sex: female or male after people have seen how she is !

[soundslike]

yep, it certainly is for all the wrong reasons.

What I found very funny was: Faye's 'friend' .... was Jem's boyfriend.

Makes you wonder if Faye really does have any friends after all... in fact, didn't she mention something like that weeks ago in the diary room about it being great to be in the house because she felt she had friends - and didn't have that on the outside?

Wouldn't be surprising mind you.

One thing's for sure: after this: she'll have bother getting friends of any sex: female or male after people have seen how she is !


Did Faye say that, I thought it was Jem or did I miss Faye saying it also.

[coralqueen]

:hugesmile: 50+ good age...

[Pyramid*]

Did Faye say that, I thought it was Jem or did I miss Faye saying it also.

Jem said it yes, but weeks agos, (about 2 wks into the show) Faye was in the diary room and came away with the same thing - when she was all teary (pissed I think) but was giving it the old "she'd never felt as wanted around people etc and definately mentioned that she doesn't really have friends, felt like she had some in the house - but she definately mentioned it.

[the-gaffer]

You can't expect her to be that young her oldest daughter Gem is about 40

[Pyramid*]

You can't expect her to be that young her oldest daughter Gem is about 40


:D


I agree. She certainly doesn't look around 50 (going on the premise that Jem is meant to be 'about' 25, and going on the premise that Ma Palmer had Jem when she was around 25).

Something very odd indeed about the Palmer women, their looks vs their real ages.!!

[fruit_cake]

there is something really strange about them but I think they are just very headstrong and in Faye's case she's had to grow up with the other two ordering her around.