What will be the next "romantic" thing jay will do.

[armand.kay]

Im guessing he will shove her head down the toilet or something like that...very romantic! :hugesmile:

[snookered]

Jay for Loo.

In brown.

[InOne]

**** in her mouth

[Vicky.]

Serve her up a lovely bowl of jays special mixture for breakfast.

Ingredients include s**t, s**t and s**t

Louise will say its the most perfect meal shes ever had, and the most romantic thing anyone has ever done for her. He will top this off by farting in her face. Several times.

[GypsyGoth]

:laugh2:

[armand.kay]

Serve her up a lovely bowl of jays special mixture for breakfast.

Ingredients include s**t, s**t and s**t

Louise will say its the most perfect meal shes ever had, and the most romantic thing anyone has ever done for her. He will top this off by farting in her face. Several times.

When I said romantic I don't mean that romantic:shocked:

[Jords]

Nice helping of **** on ****.

[Vicky.]

When I said romantic I don't mean that romantic:shocked:

Yeah, shouldnt peak too soon. Keep that one for the honeymoon :laugh:

[armand.kay]

Yeah, shouldnt peak too soon. Keep that one for the honeymoon :laugh:
Or for when there well mannered children are gone to private school :hugesmile:

[crocs]

I feel so awful now since I said Faye should have gone and that I'd rather see Jay in the house. I correct it, I want Faye and Jay out at the same time. But for different reasons. Jay's manners are disgusting and Faye's whining is unbearable.

Edit: But what on earth is wrong with Louise and her notions of being romantic?!

[Thotmas]

Edit: But what on earth is wrong with Louise and her notions of being romantic?!

she'll do anything to ride on his wave of popularity. If got boos she would've stopped her nonsense.
I thought she was one of the decent ones at the beginning.When she said these are not my kind of people I should've guessed that she meant her usual kind of people are chimpanzees that **** and sniff their farts all day long. :shocked:

Jays next romantic thing will be asking louise to keep her mouth open as he farts into her mouth. :blush2:

[Ammi]

..he'll sh*t in a glass and tell her he's concocted a special cocktail for her....she of course will love it...braindead cow

[Thotmas]

..he'll sh*t in a glass and tell her he's concocted a special cocktail for her....she of course will love it...braindead cow

a guy, a girl and a cup :shocked:

[exoticrosebud]

im wondering if by now she actually realises she is saying it !! I cant believe that she is for real....and more to the point i cant even believe he actually did that on the pillow...made me feel so ill i had to turn off tv.! i really cant watch anymore of his disgusting antics...im not a prude or anything but he really is so vile.....

[Ammi]

a guy, a girl and a cup :shocked:

yes..have you ever seen anything so cute before in your life...fairytale stuff...oops, better not mention tales...don't want to get him too excited...

[crocs]

"I'm normal, I am." Yes, you better keep on telling us that, Louise.

[Pyramid*]

"Loo, close yer eyes dahlin and open yer moooth wide .....ah'v got a wee present fur ya Pet, made it maasel like "

(as Jay crouches over Louise's face, in sitting position, arsehole directly on target............).

:shocked:

:D

:blush2:

[Kazanne]

I am SURE if someone dumped on a plate and dared Jay to eat it,he would!!

[waterhog]

i think you are all being a bit nasty to these 2 jaylou <

can you not see she is smitten, i mean if someone would whipe there bottom all over your pillows - if thats not love i dont no what is lol

i think it has something to do with the people BB picked this year < they were going for controversial people but they have clearly shown us they dont have a brain cell between them.

lets hope BB learn from this < as its as bad as the deadwood bore on just before.

[exoticrosebud]

"Loo, close yer eyes dahlin and open yer moooth wide .....ah'v got a wee present fur ya Pet, made it maasel like "

(as Jay crouches over Louise's face, in sitting position, arsehole directly on target............).

:shocked:

:D

:blush2:

ooohhhhhhhhhhhh big brova..that was propa romantic lyke...most romantic thing anyones eva done for me..its so normal big brova - i adore it.....feels all gooey....(errr the emotions that is lol)...:xyxwave:

[Pyramid*]

ooohhhhhhhhhhhh big brova..that was propa romantic lyke...most romantic thing anyones eva done for me..its so normal big brova - i adore it.....feels all gooey....(errr the emotions that is lol)...:xyxwave:


"Annnn ah can taste him Big Brova, I really really can.

You know, proper taste him inside me mouth, I can Big Brover, I really can, you know what ah mean. I adore him, I really do, 'ees just so romantic Big Brova"

:devil:

[Pyramid*]

i think you are all being a bit nasty to these 2 jaylou <

can you not see she is smitten, i mean if someone would whipe there bottom all over your pillows - if thats not love i dont no what is lol

i think it has something to do with the people BB picked this year < they were going for controversial people but they have clearly shown us they dont have a brain cell between them.

lets hope BB learn from this < as its as bad as the deadwood bore on just before.


Smitten, Shi*tten....it's all the same.

:D

[exoticrosebud]

"Annnn ah can taste him Big Brova, I really really can.

You know, proper taste him inside me mouth, I can Big Brover, I really can, you know what ah mean. I adore him, I really do, 'ees just so romantic Big Brova"

:devil:


So Louise...how are you today? Let us get this right - you really adore Jay...do you need a tissue louise..you are dribbling quite a bit there.....have you been eating chocolate Louise.....?? We dont remember that being your task. Big Brother gave Alex the chocolate task - we are very displeased with you Louise !

[Pyramid*]

So Louise...how are you today? Let us get this right - you really adore Jay...do you need a tissue louise..you are dribbling quite a bit there.....have you been eating chocolate Louise.....?? We dont remember that being your task. Big Brother gave Alex the chocolate task - we are very displeased with you Louise !

LOL

She'll not need any hair mousse or hair setting sprays if this malarky continues !! :shocked:

:D

[fruit_cake]

I think he's bullying Louise tbh, but this thread is funny.

[Bojangles]

Fart in her face possibly.

[exoticrosebud]

Fart in her face possibly.

how very tame ! lol..im sure hes got much more romantic plans for her! Maybe when he gets out he will start a new line in perfume and dedicate the first bottle to Lou....actually could be called LOO.......

Buy you girl LOO for christmas
undertones of fart followed by the crisp ripeness of a good number 2 - specially frozed for maximum effect.....
She will fall at your feet and think ....THIS IS THE MOST ROMANTIC THING HE HAS EVER DONE FOR ME..................

[Pyramid*]

I think he's bullying Louise tbh, but this thread is funny.

Well....if he is (which I very much doubt) - you supported Jay on here, throughout the weeks, you stuck up for him right, left and centre - so on your head be it. :D

[fruit_cake]

Well....if he is (which I very much doubt) - you supported Jay on here, throughout the weeks, you stuck up for him right, left and centre - so on your head be it. :D

no I didn't, I liked him for a while please don't exaggerate.

[exoticrosebud]

PYRAMID AND FRUIT CAKE - stob trying to be the new FAYE AND AARON ! LOL.....play nicely now.....and dont walk ! lol

[Bojangles]

He's the modern version of Neanderthal man.

[Cherry Christmas]

If Jay is evicted before Louise he will drag her by her hair up the stairs, out the door and shag her in front of the crowd...she will then turn to the cameras and say now THAT WAS THE MOST ROMANTIC THINGS ANYONE HAS EVER DONE FOR ME..then the Chavz will cheer and cheer, and cheer some more before they hop on the bus back to Nooo castle...

[exoticrosebud]

If Jay is evicted before Louise he will drag her by her hair up the stairs, out the door and shag her in front of the crowd...she will then turn to the cameras and say now THAT WAS THE MOST ROMANTIC THINGS ANYONE HAS EVER DONE FOR ME..then the Chavz will cheer and cheer, and cheer some more before they hop on the bus back to Nooo castle...

YESSSSS.....yessssss...ohhhhhhhh yessssssssssssssss lol

[Ammi]

Romantic....let me see...His and Her poos?

[LivT]

If those two pro-create (gawd forbid) I feel nothing but sympathy for the poor lil bleeders. Obviously J-Lou wont believe in potty training; therefore those kids will grow up supporting bacteria - that is the only culture that family will have! :joker:

[soundslike]

no I didn't, I liked him for a while please don't exaggerate.

And your not exaggeratting about Jay bullying Louise??

[Pyramid*]

no I didn't, I liked him for a while please don't exaggerate.


And your not exaggeratting about Jay bullying Louise??

:D



PYRAMID AND FRUIT CAKE - stob trying to be the new FAYE AND AARON ! LOL.....play nicely now.....and dont walk ! lol

:joker:

I'm Aaron in this scenario...... winning each round with the majority of the votes tosave. :D

[Pyramid*]

He's the modern version of Neanderthal man.

I think he's actually a regressed version of Neanderthal man !!

:D

[Suze]

I think he's actually a regressed version of Neaderthal man !!

:D

:laugh3:

[fruit_cake]

And your not exaggeratting about Jay bullying Louise??

I don't even know if he is bullying Louise, that's why the thread about it was written as a question as I was unsure. If that's 'exaggerating' you need to buy a new dictionary because the one you have isn't working properly.

[Pyramid*]

I don't even know if he is bullying Louise, that's why the thread about it was written as a question as I was unsure. If that's 'exaggerating' you need to buy a new dictionary because the one you have isn't working properly.


Deary me!

Your earlier post on THIS THREAD didn't have a question mark Fruit_cake, therefore it cannot be regarded as a question.

The comment you made on this thread, was your own view - as denoted by your own words, "I think.... ", concluded with a full stop.



I think he's bullying Louise tbh, but this thread is funny.


Now, what was that you were saying about dictionaries again... :D

[exoticrosebud]

Jay and Lou ****ting in a tree
Most romantic thing eva done for me!
Love your pits and your farts are cool
oh darlin Jay please wee in the pool.
Make me a poem with your beautiful words
Ohhh Jay is that one of your turds?
Put it on my pillow so that when i sleep
I can dream of them piled in a heap!
I love the way you squeeze my bum
And the way your boxers start to hum
Ive never met a more romantic man
I just love watching you on the pan!
Im in love big brova with this total hunk
Oh my Jay...just love your sp........k!
Kiss me quick before i die
You are my delicious geordie guy !

I mean it big brova i really do.....hes soooo romantic ! lol

[Pyramid*]

Jay and Lou ****ting in a tree
Most romantic thing eva done for me!
Love your pits and your farts are cool
oh darlin Jay please wee in the pool.
Make me a poem with your beautiful words
Ohhh Jay is that one of your turds?
Put it on my pillow so that when i sleep
I can dream of them piled in a heap!
I love the way you squeeze my bum
And the way your boxers start to hum
Ive never met a more romantic man
I just love watching you on the pan!
Im in love big brova with this total hunk
Oh my Jay...just love your sp........k!
Kiss me quick before i die
You are my delicious geordie guy !

I mean it big brova i really do.....hes soooo romantic ! lol

:devil:

Brilliant!

[armand.kay]

We need to castrate Jay, god forbid him and Louise produce offspring :yuk:

[exoticrosebud]

We need to castrate Jay, god forbid him and Louise produce offspring :yuk:

god the mind boggles...lol.....but their kids will hav such nice manners and a good grounding for social graces!

[Pyramid*]

We need to castrate Jay, god forbid him and Louise produce offspring :yuk:

Hey, fairs fair here. If he gets castrated, she gets done as well. Not much point in half measures here.

This is the human race we're talking about ..... !!

[armand.kay]

god the mind boggles...lol.....but their kids will hav such nice manners and a good grounding for social graces!
Would not expect any less being raised by Jay and Lou :hugesmile:

[Suze]

Jay and Lou ****ting in a tree
Most romantic thing eva done for me!
Love your pits and your farts are cool
oh darlin Jay please wee in the pool.
Make me a poem with your beautiful words
Ohhh Jay is that one of your turds?
Put it on my pillow so that when i sleep
I can dream of them piled in a heap!
I love the way you squeeze my bum
And the way your boxers start to hum
Ive never met a more romantic man
I just love watching you on the pan!
Im in love big brova with this total hunk
Oh my Jay...just love your sp........k!
Kiss me quick before i die
You are my delicious geordie guy !

I mean it big brova i really do.....hes soooo romantic ! lol

:laugh2: Very good.

[Vicky.]

Deleted some posts in here. Give it a rest please guys :bored:

[exoticrosebud]

now im totally lost !

[Babschap]

Back to OP thread, sh** on her face, or gift wrap some poo in tin foil, and tell loo that it's a face pack. Loo will love that.:dance:

[DoM-h]

He has a collection of frozen turds that he's been keeping in the freezer. He will collect them until he has enough to spell out

' Jay + Loo <3 '

[Pyramid*]

A loveheart, fashioned from his own excrement, placed 'lovingly' underneath her pillow, with a trail of skid marks on the pillow slip, in the shape of an arrow, to direct her to what's underneath.

:devil:

[Babschap]

A loveheart, fashioned from his own excrement, placed 'lovingly' underneath her pillow, with a trail of skid marks on the pillow slip, in the shape of an arrow, to direct her to what's underneath.

:devil:

Brilliant!

[ibkaz]

So Louise...how are you today? Let us get this right - you really adore Jay...do you need a tissue louise..you are dribbling quite a bit there.....have you been eating chocolate Louise.....?? We dont remember that being your task. Big Brother gave Alex the chocolate task - we are very displeased with you Louise !


Louise 'No big brother, I've got a tissue here, well not quite a tissue, jay gave it me big brother, he so romantic I call it my jayjay hanky (lousie shows bb jays undies) ...oh no big bruv I haven't had any c
hocolat honest big bruv.

[Pyramid*]

Brilliant!

I really need to lift my mind out of the gutter now and again, don't I !! :D

[sosadbbend]

I think he's bullying Louise tbh, but this thread is funny.

I kinda know what you mean by that and until last night's viewing I did think Louise was a little intimidated sometimes and went along with things. After seeing what she said in the diary room, they are more well suited than I thought!Yuk
I would be so embarrassed if I was her family.

[sosadbbend]

If Jay is evicted before Louise he will drag her by her hair up the stairs, out the door and shag her in front of the crowd...she will then turn to the cameras and say now THAT WAS THE MOST ROMANTIC THINGS ANYONE HAS EVER DONE FOR ME..then the Chavz will cheer and cheer, and cheer some more before they hop on the bus back to Nooo castle...

:dance::elephant: