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waterhog
30-10-2011, 11:10 PM
I HAVE MET JESUS CHRIST

lets start back at the beginning,
full facts must be verified,
he is commonly known as Jesus or Christ,
and people believe he rose from the dead when he was crucified.
so what are the Principal sources,
they are the four Canonical Gospels,
they are very useful for reconstructing Jesus's life,
used by most scholars that are Biblical.
the Scholars have Correlated the New Testament,
the accounts with non- Christian records, and they had no technology,
they discovered major episodes in Jesus life,
to arrive at the estimated Chronology.
most critical historians agree,
Jesus was a Galilean Jewish Rabbi,
he was regarded as a teacher and healer in Judaea,
and he was baptized by john the Baptist,don't ask me why.
as i read on,
Jesus in the wikipedia,
it really is bombboozeling theJoe,
to be frank, i don't comprehend with this media.
but i sware to god,
excuse, but the pun is intended,
not once in the bible or wickipedia,
was Aaron mentioned or defended.
they missed a whole chapter,
and god wont approve of his workers being lazy,
it was not that long ago,
i saw Aaron in bed and snogging Maisy.
yes he had a flirt,
the devil Tom did sin,
Aaron smiled at him,
jumped into bed with Fay and gave a grin.
Aaron has got fans,
i think the whole world is in his club,
infarct i don't want to no anymore,
from now on him theJoe is going to snub.
he is as boring as hell,
and so stroppy,
he alone has killed this series,
for finishing BB for ever, he should lay the poppy.
i hope you all see my emotion and feel,
then again like Louise you might think its romantic,
big brother is at a all time low,
infarct its death will sink like the titanic.



(i sware to god i have really tryed to understand what all this hype is about aaron, but i can not see it. i give up, well i dont really care now, BB was my fave show of all time, now a days they put people in like the ones we had in this series and it just dose not cut it for me no more, all of them in there apart from Alex are really not nice people and i do understand alex is not very clever but i can also see she has a nice heart and is not spiteful. i think i am going to get into im a celeb from now on, at least itv take respobsibilty of who goes on there channel, unlike 5. R-I-P- BB - THEJOE IS GOFF.

BYEBYE ALL THE NICE PEOPLE ON MESSAGE BOARDS, I REALLY ENJOYED OUR BANTA AND FUN WE HAVE, YOU ALL SEEM SO LOVERLY.

fingers
30-10-2011, 11:13 PM
I never read your stuff but I guess you'll be missed!

MTVN
30-10-2011, 11:15 PM
Swear you've done 3 or 4 leaving poems now

GypsyGoth
30-10-2011, 11:15 PM
Take care :hug:

Roy Mars III
30-10-2011, 11:16 PM
You have jumped the shark, madjoe

karezza
30-10-2011, 11:32 PM
You can't even spell Christ.

Jamsey
30-10-2011, 11:42 PM
Bye, make this the last time.

Callum
30-10-2011, 11:50 PM
Bye :xyxwave:

Jesus.
31-10-2011, 01:32 AM
Please leave me out of bad poetry, it's like being crucified all over again.

Kazanne
31-10-2011, 01:33 AM
I HAVE MET JESUS CHRIST

lets start back at the beginning,
full facts must be verified,
he is commonly known as Jesus or Christ,
and people believe he rose from the dead when he was crucified.
so what are the Principal sources,
they are the four Canonical Gospels,
they are very useful for reconstructing Jesus's life,
used by most scholars that are Biblical.
the Scholars have Correlated the New Testament,
the accounts with non- Christian records, and they had no technology,
they discovered major episodes in Jesus life,
to arrive at the estimated Chronology.
most critical historians agree,
Jesus was a Galilean Jewish Rabbi,
he was regarded as a teacher and healer in Judaea,
and he was baptized by john the Baptist,don't ask me why.
as i read on,
Jesus in the wikipedia,
it really is bombboozeling theJoe,
to be frank, i don't comprehend with this media.
but i sware to god,
excuse, but the pun is intended,
not once in the bible or wickipedia,
was Aaron mentioned or defended.
they missed a whole chapter,
and god wont approve of his workers being lazy,
it was not that long ago,
i saw Aaron in bed and snogging Maisy.
yes he had a flirt,
the devil Tom did sin,
Aaron smiled at him,
jumped into bed with Fay and gave a grin.
Aaron has got fans,
i think the whole world is in his club,
infarct i don't want to no anymore,
from now on him theJoe is going to snub.
he is as boring as hell,
and so stroppy,
he alone has killed this series,
for finishing BB for ever, he should lay the poppy.
i hope you all see my emotion and feel,
then again like Louise you might think its romantic,
big brother is at a all time low,
infarct its death will sink like the titanic.



(i sware to god i have really tryed to understand what all this hype is about aaron, but i can not see it. i give up, well i dont really care now, BB was my fave show of all time, now a days they put people in like the ones we had in this series and it just dose not cut it for me no more, all of them in there apart from Alex are really not nice people and i do understand alex is not very clever but i can also see she has a nice heart and is not spiteful. i think i am going to get into im a celeb from now on, at least itv take respobsibilty of who goes on there channel, unlike 5. R-I-P- BB - THEJOE IS GOFF.

BYEBYE ALL THE NICE PEOPLE ON MESSAGE BOARDS, I REALLY ENJOYED OUR BANTA AND FUN WE HAVE, YOU ALL SEEM SO LOVERLY.

Shame he didn't learn you to spell:xyxwave:

GypsyGoth
31-10-2011, 01:34 AM
Please leave me out of bad poetry, it's like being crucified all over again.

:laugh3:

jet
31-10-2011, 01:37 AM
Shame he didn't learn you to spell:xyxwave:

Shame you don't know your grammar. :hugesmile:

Kazanne
31-10-2011, 01:40 AM
Shame you don't know your grammar. :hugesmile:

I do know me grammar,she lives down the road:joker::joker::joker:

King Gizzard
31-10-2011, 01:42 AM
The joe, why do you have to leave
I'll miss your shakespeare like talent and your fine weave
Stay for the good of the forum
If not for you, for the decorum.

waterhog
31-10-2011, 02:35 AM
nathan you have twisted my arm,
sorry everyone, hit that alarm.
there was not one joke about medication,
remeber you lot, i need constant communication.
tell me i need the nurse and to talk to manchini,
be cruel to theJoe, a real meany.
i can not stay big brother has destroyed my nut,
from my medication it was already deeply cut.
i went cold turkey like i will do with the BB crew,
i need a replacement in my life, something brand new.
so hit me with a offer or a real sweet deal,
come on lady's offer to by me at least a happy meal.
i need a drink and more medication and a smoke,
theJoe is a gonner, on his own sick he did choke.

Kate!
31-10-2011, 01:38 PM
Joe, you need therapy hunnibun.

Jesus.
31-10-2011, 01:40 PM
One more time I'm left confused,
as once again Joe, plays the "I'm leaving" ruse.
When the next one appears it will hardly be news,
as the "stay or go" game brings me to a snooze.
Move along kids, nothing to see here.
Just another bad poet with verbal diarrhea.
So I offer our poet a rap battle situation
Where I'll send his ass back to verbal constipation.


Brap, brap, brap, brap, brap, brap

waterhog
31-10-2011, 03:36 PM
Please leave me out of bad poetry, it's like being crucified all over again.



sorry jesus ? do you forgive theJoe ?

Cherie
31-10-2011, 03:39 PM
Bye, make this the last time.

sorry..made me laugh:joker: