Watching Jay and Louise is like having my teeth drilled!!

[RodHull]

If I have to listen to one more conversation about how much they like each other, how they really really like each other, how they want to be near each other, how they like each others farts and bogeys and god knows what else... I think I will literally do an Elvis and shoot the TV screen.

The pair of them are so vapid and pointless never has a more boring couple existed. What makes it even worse is the total and obvious lack of chemistry between them.

In comparison Aaron and Faye (whom I think are not at all suited as a point of interest) do seem to have chemistry. They clearly fancy each other on a physical level and connect in terms of their geekyness and humour.

Louise and Jay have all the chemistry of two planks of wood. I mean dont get me wrong clearly Jay would destroy her if given the chance in the real world (the mind boggles) but beyond his basic lust to (in his words) '**** anything with a va***a' there is nothing there. They cant even hold a proper conversation, hence the constant repeating of the same crap endlessly... Its painful to watch

/end rant

[Callum]

Agreed, they are the worst BB couple ever. They need to be split up on Friday, I can't stand another week of them together.

[angbobs]

I don't understand why on BBOTS they all rave about how sweet and lovely she is. She is as dull as dishwater and her relationship with Jay is so false.

[InOne]

Nothing there is all, Louise seems really rehearsed with it all. iiiiii luv you and iiiiiim gonna misss uuuuu

[Callum]

Louise has probably studied Sophie Reade before entering and is trying to imitate her experience.

[RodHull]

In worry news did anyone else catch her comment to Jay the other day about him becoming an actor when he was doing his toe curling impressions (I needed a crowbar to uncurl them)

I can just imagine her mind racing imagining them both starring in a feature film together about their 'romance' such is her desire to be an actress (I use the term loosely) I swear if such a thing ever becomes reality I might actually be driven to murder.

[Julseyone]

Jay and Louise dont have the fun and laughter that couples have, they dont talk they just communicate by farts and burps. whereas Aaron and Faye lark around and playfight, tiggle each other and TALK and I expect they now alot about each other whereas Jay and Louise know nothing.

I hope Louise goes tomorrow, after tonights Bbots I find her disgusting.

[RodHull]

Their best convo was yesterday when she asked him how tall he was, "6'4" he replied...

"Wow thats amazing, I love you I do."

I mean she knows so little about, and had so little to say to him after 7 odd weeks that this was all she could muster. Amazing...

[snookered]

Who are they trying to kid?

A relationship of convenience.

[lucyann]

They are so boring to watch and there is no real conversation between them. Jay will soon get fed up with her out of the house if he hasn't already.

[In the Drunk Tank]

I did think the same but then Louise is pretty much like that in a conversation with anyone so :shrug:

[mr rochester]

I did think the same but then Louise is pretty much like that in a conversation with anyone so :shrug:

Yes - and it's now becoming apparent that she is aware that she has contributed little more than flatulence, burps and moronic,crass stupidity in the diary room - this is why she is now so keen to tell anyone who will listen that she feels she can't talk properly to anyone. She is right - she can't talk properly - to anyone!

She is visually a very pretty girl - however is her visual prettiness worth 100K? Even if some of it is going to her mother's church?

Also, there are links to her nude foto shoots on Alexes forum but not this one...HOW CAN THAT BE? If Alex is getting slated for glamour shoots in her underwear - why isn't Louise getting slated for baring all for lads mags? This seems so unfair imo. Dull to the point of - assume the cringe position...

[RodHull]

Yes - and it's now becoming apparent that she is aware that she has contributed little more than flatulence, burps and moronic,crass stupidity in the diary room - this is why she is now so keen to tell anyone who will listen that she feels she can't talk properly to anyone. She is right - she can't talk properly - to anyone!

She is visually a very pretty girl - however is her visual prettiness worth 100K? Even if some of it is going to her mother's church?

Also, there are links to her nude foto shoots on Alexes forum but not this one...HOW CAN THAT BE? If Alex is getting slated for glamour shoots in her underwear - why isn't Louise getting slated for baring all for lads mags? This seems so unfair imo. Dull to the point of - assume the cringe position...

Totally agree on that last point.

I dont hate Alex, to be fair to her, she has always wanted to be famous and/or a model and she has yet to make it in the industry. I totally get why she would keep that a secret. Perhaps a tad embaressing with people like Lou in there.

But Louise has modelled extensively for Nuts, Zoo, FHM, all pretty much soft porn stuff, has made 2 films and has dated celebrities. She is totally fake (Louise) Alex is just a typical BB wannabee.

Also different is the fact Alex is likable and funny, and Louise is about as interesting as a colonoscopy (something her and Jay would probably enjoy ironically)

[mr rochester]

Totally agree on that last point.

I dont hate Alex, to be fair to her, she has always wanted to be famous and/or a model and she has yet to make it in the industry. I totally get why she would keep that a secret. Perhaps a tad embaressing with people like Lou in there.

But Louise has modelled extensively for Nuts, Zoo, FHM, all pretty much soft porn stuff, has made 2 films and has dated celebrities. She is totally fake (Louise) Alex is just a typical BB wannabee.

Also different is the fact Alex is likable and funny, and Louise is about as interesting as a colonoscopy (something her and Jay would probably enjoy ironically)

Ah think colonoscopies are dead nahhhmal - I like a good colonoscopy me...

[fruit_cake]

it's difficult to watch I agree, all the fart and poo references are disgusting

[RodHull]

Ah think colonoscopies are dead nahhhmal - I like a good colonoscopy me...

:joker: :joker:

[Holly Christmas]

Ah think colonoscopies are dead nahhhmal - I like a good colonoscopy me...

:joker::joker:

A colonoscopy is the most romantic thing anyone has ever done for me Big Bruvva.

[HBB1508]

Personally I don't think that a relationship based on bodily functions will ever last - I think these two are the reason I keep falling asleep during BB this year.

[Suze]

Day 57: Snuggles and sarnies

2 hours ago
The mood in the House seemed pretty relaxed this morning, despite the impending eviction that is looming over the housemates. As Faye and Louise ...

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The mood in the House seemed pretty relaxed this morning, despite the impending eviction that is looming over the housemates. As Faye and Louise prepare for tonight’s results, their beaus Aaron and Jay have made sure they enjoy what could be last day in the House.



Jay spent most of the morning kissing and cuddling Louise, making the most of the precious time they have together. He’s also promised to cook his ‘special soup’ later this afternoon to cheer her up. Aaron, on the other hand, treated Faye to breakfast in bed, by serving her a good old bacon sarnie - and they say romance is dead…



The boys have currently retreated to the sauna to chill out before tonight’s activities, but who will be left with a broken heart, Jay or Aaron? Tune in to tonight’s live eviction on Channel 5 at 9pm to find out whether Jaylou or Faaron will be no more…

:o

[BigBrotherfan4ever]

If I have to listen to one more conversation about how much they like each other, how they really really like each other, how they want to be near each other, how they like each others farts and bogeys and god knows what else... I think I will literally do an Elvis and shoot the TV screen.

The pair of them are so vapid and pointless never has a more boring couple existed. What makes it even worse is the total and obvious lack of chemistry between them.

In comparison Aaron and Faye (whom I think are not at all suited as a point of interest) do seem to have chemistry. They clearly fancy each other on a physical level and connect in terms of their geekyness and humour.

Louise and Jay have all the chemistry of two planks of wood. I mean dont get me wrong clearly Jay would destroy her if given the chance in the real world (the mind boggles) but beyond his basic lust to (in his words) '**** anything with a va***a' there is nothing there. They cant even hold a proper conversation, hence the constant repeating of the same crap endlessly... Its painful to watch

/end rant
Absolutely agree with you.

[mr rochester]

:joker::joker:

A colonoscopy is the most romantic thing anyone has ever done for me Big Bruvva.

:cheer::cheer::cheer:

[sosadbbend]

If I have to listen to one more conversation about how much they like each other, how they really really like each other, how they want to be near each other, how they like each others farts and bogeys and god knows what else... I think I will literally do an Elvis and shoot the TV screen.

The pair of them are so vapid and pointless never has a more boring couple existed. What makes it even worse is the total and obvious lack of chemistry between them.

In comparison Aaron and Faye (whom I think are not at all suited as a point of interest) do seem to have chemistry. They clearly fancy each other on a physical level and connect in terms of their geekyness and humour.

Louise and Jay have all the chemistry of two planks of wood. I mean dont get me wrong clearly Jay would destroy her if given the chance in the real world (the mind boggles) but beyond his basic lust to (in his words) '**** anything with a va***a' there is nothing there. They cant even hold a proper conversation, hence the constant repeating of the same crap endlessly... Its painful to watch

/end rant

I totally agree! I had to laugh when Jay was telling Aaron how his bed time banter with Faye was pathetic??:conf:

[Parmy]

Their relationship does seema lot more comfortable than faye and aarons. I don't thinik they feel the need to have long discussions, they have said in the past they are comfortable with each other sitting in silence, so why the problem!!!

Compare that with aaron and fayes constant bickering and the need to do some amatuer dramatics to get a quick snog it shows me that there is one true romance in the house and one contrived one...guees what, aaron and fayes is the contrived one which will last 1 week of mag deals before it crumbles.

[Pyramid*]

If I have to listen to one more conversation about how much they like each other, how they really really like each other, how they want to be near each other, how they like each others farts and bogeys and god knows what else... I think I will literally do an Elvis and shoot the TV screen.

The pair of them are so vapid and pointless never has a more boring couple existed. What makes it even worse is the total and obvious lack of chemistry between them.

In comparison Aaron and Faye (whom I think are not at all suited as a point of interest) do seem to have chemistry. They clearly fancy each other on a physical level and connect in terms of their geekyness and humour.

Louise and Jay have all the chemistry of two planks of wood. I mean dont get me wrong clearly Jay would destroy her if given the chance in the real world (the mind boggles) but beyond his basic lust to (in his words) '**** anything with a va***a' there is nothing there. They cant even hold a proper conversation, hence the constant repeating of the same crap endlessly... Its painful to watch

/end rant


I have to correct you here: having had quite an amount of dental work done over the years, and a fair few root canal treatments: I can safely say that watching these two reprobates, is far more painful - I'd take the root canal treatment any day. :joker:

[Jake.]

Watching Jay and Louise is like being covered in dog s*it ...

[showtime77]

I often find myself switching over when the scenes between Jay & Louise come up. They really don't do or say anything that I want to see or hear. Their conversations are so dull and repetitive. It is a shame we have had to endure two dim wits like them in the house.

[Maia]

I feel sick everytime I see them together, it's possibly the cringiest "romance" ever. Really hope they're split up tonight and Louise goes.

[ButterflyGirl]

Louise only leeched onto Jay when he got cheers on an eviction night she said that she felt no spark and wanted to just be friends with Jay then soon as she heard cheers she jumped straight back in bed with him, they're both boring to me anyway.

[Pyramid*]

Louise only leeched onto Jay when he got cheers on an eviction night she said that she felt no spark and wanted to just be friends with Jay then soon as she heard cheers she jumped straight back in bed with him, they're both boring to me anyway.

Yep, the week that Aaron and Faye topped the votes: is when she realised that she needed to up her game a bit, and become a couple. From that night on, suddenly she adored Jay all over again:despite having spoken with Aaron and telling him that there was no connection, no chemistry, had nothing that she could speak to Jay about, nothing in common.

apart from a desire not to get booted off the show.... ;)

[Livia]

Last time I went to the dentist he had a screen on the ceiling showing Disney films with the subtitles on. I quite got into it... So on reflection I'd rather have my teeth drilled than watch Jay and Louise.

[Ammi]

Last time I went to the dentist he had a screen on the ceiling showing Disney films with the subtitles on. I quite got into it... So on reflection I'd rather have my teeth drilled than watch Jay and Louise.

Did you hear about the Buddhist who refused a Novocain injection during root canal treatment?

............ He wanted to transcend dental medication!

[Pyramid*]

Last time I went to the dentist he had a screen on the ceiling showing Disney films with the subtitles on. I quite got into it... So on reflection I'd rather have my teeth drilled than watch Jay and Louise.


:wavey: Hello stranger, haven't seen you about for a wee while.

LOL... Mine has something similar !!!! (he's also incredibly handsome, and the most outrageous flirt!). :devil:

[Pyramid*]

Did you hear about the Buddhist who refused a Novocain injection during root canal treatment?

............ He wanted to transcend dental medication!

:joker:

You're on a roll tonight!! :D

[Ammi]

:joker:

You're on a roll tonight!! :D

Lol..there's no point in being moody......or......down in the mouth...*groan*
...actually..I could eat a cheese roll...I'm starving......

[Pyramid*]

Lol..there's no point in being moody......or......down in the mouth...*groan*
...actually..I could eat a cheese roll...I'm starving......


Cheese n mushrooms...................................... :devil:

you just sit back in that chair, relax - because it's going to be okay, you won't feel any pain after the initial 'HLs' are shown.

Like a badly rotten tooth: one will be taken out tonight, and you will realise there was nothing to fear after all. :)

[Livia]

Did you hear about the Buddhist who refused a Novocain injection during root canal treatment?

............ He wanted to transcend dental medication!

LOL... then groan... then LOL again.

[Ammi]

Cheese n mushrooms...................................... :devil:

you just sit back in that chair, relax - because it's going to be okay, you won't feel any pain after the initial 'HLs' are shown.

Like a badly rotten tooth: one will be taken out tonight, and you will realise there was nothing to fear after all. :)

...I think Loobrush is a gonna...I would say extracted like a wisdom tooth...but that's only because we don't have a thicko tooth...

[Ammi]

LOL... then groan... then LOL again.

LOL...I know...I haven't improved in your absence..

[Pyramid*]

LOL... then groan... then LOL again.

Hoi... you're starting to sound like Loobrush !!

:D

...I think Loobrush is a gonna...I would say extracted like a wisdom tooth...but that's only because we don't have a thicko tooth...


Loobrush will go I think too. Plus, she badly needs the urgent attention of a dentist - her veneers are some of the worst I've seen!

[MachoPoodle]

I'm not really interested in any relationships, I can't stand couples in general, irl or on TV. It feels a bit weird to expect a couple's communication to make sense to anyone else. Does it ever? Clearly Louise and Jay don't have very in depth discussions, but not so sure I'd claim Faye and Aaron does either. They are just as repetitive and obnoxious. And yet none of them are as horrible together as Rebekah and Aden were. THAT was bloody painful to watch.