Maybe she really is thick...

[Gravedigger]

...I knew she wasn't the sharpest tool in the box but she was rather dense last night.

The scene: morning in the BB house. Aaron has got up and is rather gloomy. Louise asks Alex what's up with him and says they shouldn't have to be working on eggshells.

Hmmm...strange. What could be going on? It's almost as if something could have happened to upset Aaron...but what could that be?

Bring in the forensic scientists! Get Columbo, Inspector Morse, Frost and that one who plays Hagrid...in fact, get in the whole of The Bill (after all, they're not busy these days)!! We need to establish why Aaron could be feeling down on a Saturday morning.

Hey, Sherlock (yeah, even he's turned up now...in fact let's have all of the Sherlocks who've appeared on TV and film...after all, it's a tough case), what happens before Saturday? Er...Friday...

Okay...what happened on this particular Friday? Oh, er, a bit of food, sat around for a while, some Irish bloke talked to the house...

Right...what did he say? Oh, nothing much...he told Faye she had to leave the house...

Faye had to leave the house, you say? Yeah, Faye went. She was Aaron's girlfriend.

Constable, hold the black Mariah! I think we've got a clue here! Bear with me while I tease it out...

So Aaron's girlfriend was evicted the previous night and Aaron was miserable the next day. Could this be an open and shut case?

Ah but maybe Louise finds it difficult to relate to such things. I mean, it's not like she lies around all day in bed with Jay saying how she couldn't stand being apart from him...

[chuff me dizzy]

You are joking :shocked::shocked::conf::conf:??????? she played the best game ever in there

[Cherry Christmas]

Louise is very very good at giving sly digs in a "who me Im just a nahmal gurl sort of way."... very funny post Grave Digger..:joker:

[Cynical]

It's an absolute travesty that she stayed in over Faye. She's extremely devious and i have no idea how anyone can like her. My gut is telling me that people voted for Lousie to get Faye out, rather than keep her in.

[Visage]

she played the best game ever in there

Not sure if it's the best game, but she's definitely playing one and she knew exactly what she was doing when she asked why Aaron was upset and the after with the eggshells comment.

[chuff me dizzy]

Louise is very very good at giving sly digs in a "who me Im just a nahmal gurl sort of way."... very funny post Grave Digger..:joker:

Oh yes she is ,her knifes been in Aarons back for ages now

[Cynical]

It's been obvious she's been playing a game since she nominated Maisy ever week for the most pathetic reasons. Her game was to try and be the house "babe" and i think she was threatened by Maisy and Faye hence why she tried to get them both out. It's worked though, so she can't be as thick as some of us think...

[chuff me dizzy]

It's been obvious she's been playing a game since she nominated Maisy ever week for the most pathetic reasons. Her game was to try and be the house "babe" and i think she was threatened by Maisy and Faye hence why she tried to get them both out. It's worked though, so she can't be as thick as some of us think...

VERY true !!

[Mumbles]

The scene: morning in the BB house. Aaron has got up and is rather gloomy. Louise asks Alex what's up with him and says they shouldn't have to be working on eggshells...

Lol. Did Louise actually say "working" on eggshells or is that your misquote Gravedigger? Either way, that's made me chuckle. :)

[Tourmaline]

Hahahahahaha Hercule Poirot would be so proud of you OP :hugesmile:

[Razor]

I doubted louise after she changed her mind about her relationship with jay when she heard all the cheers on eviction night.

She also said why is the cameras on aaron and Faye all the time and not on us when she was in bed with jay.

Louise is not as thick as she makes out.

[Gravedigger]

Lol. Did Louise actually say "working" on eggshells or is that your misquote Gravedigger? Either way, that's made me chuckle. :)

:joker: Part of me would like to blag it and say, yes, she did! Actually, though, I think I was distracted by something while I was writing this!

Maybe she is playing a game, maybe not. I wouldn't mind but I prefer the gameplayers to be entertaining to some extent, either by being crap at it (Anton, Victor, etc) or accomplished (Aaron?). She's just dull and annoying!

[erinp5]

IMO Louise is VERY shadeh !!

[Parmy]

...I knew she wasn't the sharpest tool in the box but she was rather dense last night.

The scene: morning in the BB house. Aaron has got up and is rather gloomy. Louise asks Alex what's up with him and says they shouldn't have to be working on eggshells.

Hmmm...strange. What could be going on? It's almost as if something could have happened to upset Aaron...but what could that be?

Bring in the forensic scientists! Get Columbo, Inspector Morse, Frost and that one who plays Hagrid...in fact, get in the whole of The Bill (after all, they're not busy these days)!! We need to establish why Aaron could be feeling down on a Saturday morning.

Hey, Sherlock (yeah, even he's turned up now...in fact let's have all of the Sherlocks who've appeared on TV and film...after all, it's a tough case), what happens before Saturday? Er...Friday...

Okay...what happened on this particular Friday? Oh, er, a bit of food, sat around for a while, some Irish bloke talked to the house...

Right...what did he say? Oh, nothing much...he told Faye she had to leave the house...

Faye had to leave the house, you say? Yeah, Faye went. She was Aaron's girlfriend.

Constable, hold the black Mariah! I think we've got a clue here! Bear with me while I tease it out...

So Aaron's girlfriend was evicted the previous night and Aaron was miserable the next day. Could this be an open and shut case?

Ah but maybe Louise finds it difficult to relate to such things. I mean, it's not like she lies around all day in bed with Jay saying how she couldn't stand being apart from him...

don't forget the winners money was halved.

[Gravedigger]

don't forget the winners money was halved.

Ooh, such cynicism!

I don't think the money is quite as much a motive as people might assume. Most of the HMs are probably savvy enough to know that they can make a few quid once outside the house, especially if they've been up to gossip-worthy things over the last few weeks.

[Marmalite]

don't forget the winners money was halved.



Exactly so not only has he lost Faye the night before but he'd also been told by BB:

"Oh, by the way remember that £100 000 quid we told you you would have a chance of winning before we put you into the house with this bunch of complete numpties.... well we've just halved it now because we think it will make for some excellent viewing. So, enjoy the last week you have with a couple who **** like rabbits and talk **** about **** and do **** (yes, literally) all day and another couple who would be over the moon and giddy with excitement if they played the macarana 24 hours non-stop for the next week!"

[Kazelle]

No not thick, just sly as they come.
She was trying to get Alex on a bitch fest about Aaron.

[Mumbles]

:joker: Part of me would like to blag it and say, yes, she did! Actually, though, I think I was distracted by something while I was writing this!

Lol. It does sound like something she'd say so you could have blagged it, I wouldn't have gone and checked. There's been loads of that kind of misquoting of sayings in there this year, I'm struggling to keep my inner pedant at bay most of the time. :)

[Beastie]

She is a sly character but also thick.

Most of all she is a bloody bore. GET HER OUT.