Alex is FAKE

[spintronic]

I'm pretty sure the training she received taught her how to;

1) Make a bed.
2) Prepare meals.
3) Wash bedding.

She has to know survival training, CPR, defibrillation, compression ratios etc etc etc.

She's fake, and here is some of the training she has had.


From wiki:

Qualifications

[edit]Training

Flight attendants are normally trained in the hub or headquarters city of an airline over a period that may run from six weeks to six months, depending on the country and airline. The main focus of training is safety. ....

Safety training includes, but is not limited to: emergency passenger evacuation management, use of evacuation slides/life rafts, in-flight firefighting, survival in the jungle, sea, desert, ice, first aid, CPR, defibrillation, ditching/emergency landing procedures, decompression emergencies, Crew Resource Management and security.

... It shows that a level of required training has been met. It is not limited to the airline at which the attendant is employed (although some initial documents showed where the holder was working), and is the attendant's personal property. It does have two ratings, called Group I and II. Either or both of these may be earned depending upon the type of aircraft (propeller or turbofan) on which the holder has trained.[11]
... as well as having modules in the curriculum to help students gain employment with an airline. These schools often use actual airline equipment in their lessons, though some are equipped with full simulator cabins capable of replicating a number of emergency situations.
[edit]Language
Multilingual flight attendants are often in demand to accommodate international travellers. The languages most in demand, other than English, are French, Spanish, Mandarin, Cantonese, Japanese, Arabic, German, Portuguese, Italian, and Greek.

[Tribal Spaceman]

She's been playing up her "stupidity" for weeks now...

[spintronic]

She's been playing up her "stupidity" for weeks now...

True, and there's no way on earth I believe she believes Barby is a real person.

Complete fony.

Although the biggest fony by far is Louise.

[Tribal Spaceman]

Alex started overdoing it around the same time that Tom teamed up with her.
I really liked her at first but the change has been so obvious.

[alex_front2]

How many more times with they mention the 'oh so hilarious spray tan task ™' on BBOTs.
I reckon 20.

I think Tom, Faye, Anton, Aaron, Jay and previously Harry have all indicated that they have cracked onto her pretend stupidity schtick. Faye mentioned it on BBOTs but was shot down. Slating Alex and Louise isn't allowed.

[HBB1508]

I think she is totally fake and the spray tan task was funny the first time round but now it's getting on my wick the amount of mentions it keeps getting - if that is all she is going to be remembered for then she isn't a worthy winner in my book.

[spintronic]

We all need to vote Aaron.

She's too much of a dark (shady) horse.

I'd hate for her 2 win, just because she cleverly duped the nation into thinking shes thick.

[alex_front2]

I think she is totally fake and the spray tan task was funny the first time round but now it's getting on my wick the amount of mentions it keeps getting - if that is all she is going to be remembered for then she isn't a worthy winner in my book.

Have I mentioned the hilarious spray tan task ™?

This week the hilarious spray tan task ™ mentioned was by Matt Willis (it's funny how he has the same surname as the host Emma, who loves hilarious spray tan task ™ but doesn't seem to be able to say anything else about Alex). The hilarious spray tan task ™ was also praised by the grey hair bloke who does those dodgy web statistics about how as many men fancy Alex as they do Louise *cough cough*. Brian Dowling mentioned the hilarious spray tan task ™.

The hilarious spray tan task ™ has been chuckled over this week also by Jamie East.

On the BB quiz Josie Gibson said how much she loved Alex's hilarious spray tan task ™, and BB10 finalist David Ramsden said Alex should win for the hilarious spray tan task ™.

Also the Aussie Actor Mark Little who was in Neighbours (playing Joe Mangle) told us how 'funny' the hilarious spray tan task ™ was.

Can I just mention Alex's hilarious spray tan task ™ once again, I don't think it gets mentioned enough.

[Parmy]

She's still fun though.

[alex_front2]

I think she is totally fake and the spray tan task was funny the first time round but now it's getting on my wick the amount of mentions it keeps getting - if that is all she is going to be remembered for then she isn't a worthy winner in my book.


How dare you, the hilarious spray tan task ™ is probably the funniest thing 'eva on da TV, innit. You get me, blud?' :joker:

[alex_front2]

She's still fun though.

Nope, just a buffoon. Plus she's thick, vacuous, fake and in imbecile who goes on about Barbie and likes to take pride in the fact she can't (allegedly) make a bed. Alexpride. But if you call tin foil songs fun, plus favorite tooth discussions and like a cut price Narinda/ Helen Adams/ Brian Bellow facsimile then you go for it, blah de blah. knock yourself out with all that 'fun'.

[HBB1508]

How dare you, the hilarious spray tan task ™ is probably the funniest thing 'eva on da TV, innit. You get me, blud?' :joker:

:joker::joker::joker:

[LJH23]

No doubt she'll win it, because of the people that vote for young girls who are nice but boring.

Big Brother died last year for me I'm afraid, everything about this year has been awful:

1.Contact with outside world
2.Allowing people in the house to talk to them openly
3.No LF
4.Worst editing I have ever seen in my life, name tags in the last week, do they think we're Alex?
5.The awful spin off shows that I hope they axe next year
6.Messing with nominations
7.Brian is an awful presenter
8.The eviction crowd are always awful, booing everything, it never used to be like that

I could go on and on but I've had my rant now!

[alex_front2]

No doubt she'll win it, because of the people that vote for young girls who are nice but boring.

Big Brother died last year for me I'm afraid, everything about this year has been awful:

1.Contact with outside world
2.Allowing people in the house to talk to them openly
3.No LF
4.Worst editing I have ever seen in my life, name tags in the last week, do they think we're Alex?
5.The awful spin off shows that I hope they axe next year
6.Messing with nominations
7.Brian is an awful presenter
8.The eviction crowd are always awful, booing everything, it never used to be like that

I could go on and on but I've had my rant now!

Not so sure she'll win it. Most of her fans are really 'stop Aaron winning fans' who supported Jay 3 weeks ago. :joker:

A lot of her phoneyness is brushed under the carpet. BBOTs just bend the truth to suite the agenda. For example about 3 weeks ago Emma Willis told us in no uncertain terms that Faye was 19. They backtracked last week when they realised we knew that this wasn't true so they listed her age crossed it out ̶1̶9̶,̶ ̶2̶0̶,̶ ̶2̶1̶,̶ ̶2̶2̶

There is never any debate about Alex - they've even began to criticise former golden boy Jay. They just show her 'hilarious fake tan task ™' and then move on. No debate, no discussion, nothing. They can't even come up with why they like her other than her 'hilarious fake tan task ™' Whenever someone in the audience expresses a dislike for Alex it's either ignored or met with incredulity from Emma 'how can you not want Alex to win?'

[LJH23]

No so sure she'll win it. Most of her fans are really 'stop Aaron winning fans' who supported Jay 3 weeks ago. :joker:

I won't mind that much if she does win, she's played a game that's gone under the radar, even on Biased on the side.

[alex_front2]

Alex winning will be really bad for the show.

You'll be able to pick out the 3 HMs next year who will be only ones who can win - those who act the thickest and have the least opinions. Anyone who doesn't conform to this has no chance. Take Harry, vegetarian warrior Jodie Marsh said 'oh I hate him he hunts foxes.... but I'd admit he's funny and been entertaining'. So in a nut shell because Harry isn't towing the dumb blandie nicey wicey line he wouldn't have won, even the people who do find him funny took against him for his fox hunting.

They should just fill the house with Alex and Jays next year and be done with it if this is who is supposed to win.

[Jordan.]

No faker than Aaron :pat:

[alex_front2]

No faker than Aaron :pat:

Thank you for admitting that as Aaron admits that he's got a game plan from day 1. And iterated the fact that he was playing a game in the diary room on day 3. But loving the fact that you seem triumphant with your 'pat' smilie, bless.

[spintronic]

No faker than Aaron :pat:

Aaron is the least fake hm ever.

The only one to speak his mind, and go against the pathetic peer pressure of morons like Jay & Louise. (The 2 grossest people I've ever watched)

"I'm dead real me, I'd never do anything like that on tv".

Oh really Louise,

(Spoiler Nude Scene)http://boobiesandblood.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/louise_cliffe_in_wrong_turn_3.jpg

And as for everyone critisising Harry for fox hunting, I suggest they watch this,

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SP0PB6ZgxDo

And then complain about ***ALL*** the womens leather handbags, skirts, jackets etc etc etc

Jodie Marsh = Hypocrite.

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-NcekdUTJR9g/TpBe458uA3I/AAAAAAAACwo/RlGwO7SILiI/s400/Jodie%2BMarsh%2Brediscovers%2Bher%2Bfeminine%2Bsid e%2Bas%2Bshe%2Bcovers%2Bup%2Bnew%2Bmuscly%2Bphysiq ue%2Bwith%2Bskin-tight%2Bblack%2Bleather%2B5.jpg

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_BZEQ-7N5sGo/SH_MIzgNcHI/AAAAAAAABFw/1uCxlCkfadk/s400/1.jpg

Louise = Hypocrite.

http://cf2.thefancy.com/200/20111017/266169481_bf572e21b3f8.jpg

http://farm7.static.flickr.com/6151/6203830709_45475776e3.jpg

[Bluerang1]

Plus she can spell sellotape. OMG it is an "s"...(spell-check) I thought she was right. She isn't fake then xD Damn it's really and "s"? Wow.

[Parmy]

Nope, just a buffoon. Plus she's thick, vacuous, fake and in imbecile who goes on about Barbie and likes to take pride in the fact she can't (allegedly) make a bed. Alexpride. But if you call tin foil songs fun, plus favorite tooth discussions and like a cut price Narinda/ Helen Adams/ Brian Bellow facsimile then you go for it, blah de blah. knock yourself out with all that 'fun'.

Thanks, I am.

[Jordan.]

Aaron is the least fake hm ever.

Stopped reading here. You're beyond help.

[spintronic]

Stopped reading here. You're beyond help.

Who is the fakest?

A) Someone who would never spend £500 on a gift for a stranger, and has the balls to say so?

B) Someone, who tells everyone;

1) "I'm real me"
2) "I'm not shady"
3) "Get a Vicar, I'm gonna marry Jay'"
(And then says she'd never go with him outside)
4) Spends £500 behind Aarons back, & then rants on *ALL NIGHT* that;
4a) "That cost £500 that did".
4b) "We bought that, not Aaron".
4c) "That cost £500 that did".

C) A flight attendant, who
Provides bedding, pillows, & meals for passengers.
Is qualified in Cardiopulmonary resuscitation techniques, knows how to work a defibrillator, has survival training, knows the physics of cabin pressures, and then;

1) Pretends she can't make a bed.
2) Tells everyone barby is real.
3) Pretends not to know how to make a meal.
4) And makes out she can't spell basic words, that could endanger lives in the air.

You decide.:xyxwave:

[LJH23]

Who is the fakest?

A) Someone who would never spend £500 on a gift for a stranger, and has the balls to say so?

B) Someone, who tells everyone;

1) "I'm real me"
2) "I'm not shady"
3) "Get a Vicar, I'm gonna marry Jay'"
(And then says she'd never go with him outside)
4) Spends £500 behind Aarons back, & then rants on *ALL NIGHT* that;
4a) "That cost £500 that did".
4b) "We bought that, not Aaron".
4c) "That cost £500 that did".

C) A flight attendant, who
Provides bedding, pillows, & meals for passengers.
Is qualified in Cardiopulmonary resuscitation techniques, knows how to work a defibrillator, has survival training, knows the physics of cabin pressures, and then;

1) Pretends she can't make a bed.
2) Tells everyone barby is real.
3) Pretends not to know how to make a meal.
4) And makes out she can't spell basic words, that could endanger lives in the air.

You decide.:xyxwave:

One of the best posts I've ever read on here!!

[Ramsay]

Of course she's fake

[Bluerang1]

Who is the fakest?

A) Someone who would never spend £500 on a gift for a stranger, and has the balls to say so?

B) Someone, who tells everyone;

1) "I'm real me"
2) "I'm not shady"
3) "Get a Vicar, I'm gonna marry Jay'"
(And then says she'd never go with him outside)
4) Spends £500 behind Aarons back, & then rants on *ALL NIGHT* that;
4a) "That cost £500 that did".
4b) "We bought that, not Aaron".
4c) "That cost £500 that did".

C) A flight attendant, who
Provides bedding, pillows, & meals for passengers.
Is qualified in Cardiopulmonary resuscitation techniques, knows how to work a defibrillator, has survival training, knows the physics of cabin pressures, and then;

1) Pretends she can't make a bed.
2) Tells everyone barby is real.
3) Pretends not to know how to make a meal.
4) And makes out she can't spell basic words, that could endanger lives in the air.

You decide.:xyxwave:

Heaven and Aaron will make a nice baby :o

Urm yeah if Alex is playing up and being fake I still prefer her fake character to any of the others in there. Tom is too foul mouthed for me. I like Louise but she's done nothing much until now. Jay is vile, though seems a bit more sane now, still vile though.

[spintronic]

Heaven and Aaron will make a nice baby :o

Urm yeah if Alex is playing up and being fake I still prefer her fake character to any of the others in there. Tom is too foul mouthed for me. I like Louise but she's done nothing much until now. Jay is vile, though seems a bit more sane now, still vile though.

2 nicest babies I thought was Aaron-Heaven, then Aaron-Faye.

Anyhoo.

You have 2 choices.

1) Delude yourself, accept what tickles our fancy, because it makes us feel better. E.G religion.
2) Wake up to reality, call a spade a spade. Call a fake a fake.

And then do what's right.

Aaron to win, is the only choice, by any standard.

[alex_front2]

Alex's Barbie schtick reminds me of Kathreya BB9 and her 'endearing cookies ™ schtick. 'BB, don't take my friends away from me' OK Kathreya we'll evict you instead.

[The Human Santapede]

Alex will win. :lovedup:

[alex_front2]

Alex will win. :lovedup:

Yea, like Jedward, Vern 'fourth place' Troyer and Kathreya did :joker:

[Cherry Christmas]

One of the best posts I've ever read on here!!

Great Post.:hugesmile:

[Marmalite]

Yes you can just imagine the scenes to come if she does win.

"Oh Alex that hilarious spray tan task ™ was the best, you had us all in stitches."

"Alex, let's go back and talk about the hilarious spray tan task ™, which we all agree was porbably one of the best highlights of BB 2011."

"Joining us today is Alex, none other than BB's famous hilarious spray tan task ™ housemate"

"So Alex when BB did the just say yes task and you were the star of the show with your hiliarious spray tan task ™ at what point did you want to say no to BB and lose the task"

"Alex, I have to admit I didn't have a firm favourite until BB played the hilarious spray tan task ™ trick on you."

"Heeeeeerrrreeees Alex, BB hiliarious spray tan task ™ team player"

"And of course we all remember BB 2011's Alex, who became loved by us all when she took part in the hilarious spray tan task ™"

*yawn*

[alex_front2]

Yes you can just imagine the seeks to come if she does win.

"Oh Alex that hilarious spray tan task ™ was the best, you had us all in stitches."

"Alex, let's go back and talk about the hilarious spray tan task ™, which we all agree was porbably one of the best highlights of BB 2011."

"Joining us today is Alex, none other than BB's famous hilarious spray tan task ™ housemate"

"So Alex when BB did the just say yes task and you were the star of the show with your hiliarious spray tan task ™ at what point did you want to say no to BB and lose the task"

"Alex, I have to admit I didn't have a firm favourite until BB played the hilarious spray tan task ™ trick on you."

"Heeeeeerrrreeees Alex, BB hiliarious spray tan task ™ team player"

"And of course we all remember BB 2011's Alex, who became loved by us all when she took part in the hilarious spray tan task ™"

*yawn*

That's all the really got. Her best bits will consist of the hiliarious spray tan task ™ and Tom being funny whilst she gets the credit.

[alex_front2]

Alex the thing that really p*sses me off, is how much of a passenger she is. No imput into any of the drama. And when she does have anything related to drama it's carefully kept off the highlight show (Watergate never even got mentioned).

Today she looked really uncomfortable with Jay about his attitude to Aaron, but said nothing. Oh but she's only 19, you cry. Erm so are Aden, Maisy and ahem Faye (official age) and they never held back.

[LJH23]

Great Post.:hugesmile:

Why thank you! :xyxwave:

[connie]

She's still fun though.

No she isn't:nono:

[Ramsay]

Yes you can just imagine the scenes to come if she does win.

"Oh Alex that hilarious spray tan task ™ was the best, you had us all in stitches."

"Alex, let's go back and talk about the hilarious spray tan task ™, which we all agree was porbably one of the best highlights of BB 2011."

"Joining us today is Alex, none other than BB's famous hilarious spray tan task ™ housemate"

"So Alex when BB did the just say yes task and you were the star of the show with your hiliarious spray tan task ™ at what point did you want to say no to BB and lose the task"

"Alex, I have to admit I didn't have a firm favourite until BB played the hilarious spray tan task ™ trick on you."

"Heeeeeerrrreeees Alex, BB hiliarious spray tan task ™ team player"

"And of course we all remember BB 2011's Alex, who became loved by us all when she took part in the hilarious spray tan task ™"

*yawn*

:worship:
It really is all she's got

[spintronic]

Why thank you! :xyxwave:

Great post.

[spintronic]

Lol.


Anyhoo.

We gotta stop fakes. (A.K.A = you decide)

Any suggestions?

[Cromwell1900]

Anyone actually think Alex has any intention at all of sharing the money with her Hm's when they get out?

She looked at Tom after she realized she had benn given the 30k and asked him its all going to be shared out though...... right?????
:joker:

Lu, Tom, and Aaron won't see her for dust i'm afraid:bawling:



Who is the fakest?

A) Someone who would never spend £500 on a gift for a stranger, and has the balls to say so?

B) Someone, who tells everyone;

1) "I'm real me"
2) "I'm not shady"
3) "Get a Vicar, I'm gonna marry Jay'"
(And then says she'd never go with him outside)
4) Spends £500 behind Aarons back, & then rants on *ALL NIGHT* that;
4a) "That cost £500 that did".
4b) "We bought that, not Aaron".
4c) "That cost £500 that did".

C) A flight attendant, who
Provides bedding, pillows, & meals for passengers.
Is qualified in Cardiopulmonary resuscitation techniques, knows how to work a defibrillator, has survival training, knows the physics of cabin pressures, and then;

1) Pretends she can't make a bed.
2) Tells everyone barby is real.
3) Pretends not to know how to make a meal.
4) And makes out she can't spell basic words, that could endanger lives in the air.

You decide.:xyxwave:

I decided when i heard Aaron say

"Im sick of pretending to like people so they don't put me up".

On another occasion.

"I'm not going to pretend to like people, im not scared of being put up.


Read it again, he said that crap. Fake a bit?

[spintronic]

Anyone actually think Alex has any intention at all of sharing the money with her Hm's when they get out?

She looked at Tom after she realized she had benn given the 30k and asked him its all going to be shared out though...... right?????
:joker:

Lu, Tom, and Aaron won't see her for dust i'm afraid:bawling:





I decided when i heard Aaron say

"Im sick of pretending to like people so they don't put me up".



Then you decided on incorrect context.



On another occasion.

"I'm not going to pretend to like people, im not scared of being put up.


Read it again, he said that crap. Fake a bit?

No, not fake.

When people *FIRST* meet, they have to go on the perception of that person. (What they project).

Everyone in the house projects.

When we all saw beyond the projections.

1) Heaven insecure projecting brashness.
2) Rebeckah Brash projecting insecurity.
3) Mark projecting Jovility, hiding depression.
4) Maisy Projecting Beauty, & being beautiful.
5) Aden projecting hardness, and showing weakness.
6) Anton projecting female dominence & showing viginity.
etc etc etc.

If Aaron said;

"Im sick of pretending to like people so they don't put me up".

So be it.

[alex_front2]

:worship:
It really is all she's got

BBOTs are now trying to convince us that everyone is interested in getting to the bottom of Alex and Tom's kiss, despite the fact that Tom is the sort of bisexual who only fancies men (Aaron, Mark, Anton and the hunky Gorilla guy), and the fact that no one gives a freezer-poo.

As for Alex sharing the money. She short changed a blind woman, why would she change now?

[Cromwell1900]

Then you decided on incorrect context.


I decided on an incorrect context by viewing

I'm sick of pretending to like people so they don't put me up

as Fake mentality?

What context excludes that statement from being Fake?


No, not fake.

When people *FIRST* meet, they have to go on the perception of that person. (What they project).

Everyone in the house projects.

When we all saw beyond the projections.

1) Heaven insecure projecting brashness.
2) Rebeckah Brash projecting insecurity.
3) Mark projecting Jovility, hiding depression.
4) Maisy Projecting Beauty, & being beautiful.
5) Aden projecting hardness, and showing weakness.
6) Anton projecting female dominence & showing viginity.
etc etc etc.

If Aaron said;

"Im sick of pretending to like people so they don't put me up".

So be it.


True, nothing wrong with this statement viewed like that. Of course
this part of my post was not meant to be viewed as contextually separate, and by reforming my post as contextually separate it is a lot easier to defend with waffle.:sleep:

[spintronic]

I decided on an incorrect context by viewing

I'm sick of pretending to like people so they don't put me up

as Fake mentality?

What context excludes that statement from being Fake?




True, nothing wrong with this statement viewed like that. Of course
this part of my post was not meant to be viewed as contextually separate, and by reforming my post as contextually separate it is a lot easier to defend with waffle.:sleep:

It's a lot easier to explain too.

Most people fall/submit to other peoples projections (1-6)

But deep down, we work out those projections are false, pretty soon.

By Aaron saying "I'm sick of pretending to like people so they don't put me up".

He is stating 2 things.

1) He knows peoples projections are false, & he's sick of pretending he's as stupid as everyone else for going along with them.
2) "He's now stating that, 'even at the cost of being unpopular-nominated.etc'"

That he isn't scared any more, and is gonna be himself.

As for your Alex's winnings dilema.

Theres not a chance in hell she's gonna split £30k.

1) She robbed a blind pensioner.
2) When asked (in the diary room) "what will you do with your £30k"

She blatantly avoided any possibility of sharing.

[fitz2k2]

she is fake we all know that,i just wish ,someone can go in the house n expose.her she doesnt deserve 40,000 for being a dumbass for 8 weeks

[spintronic]

she is fake we all know that,i just wish ,someone can go in the house n expose.her she doesnt deserve 40,000 for being a dumbass for 8 weeks

I agree.

But poppet.

Alex will walk away with either:

1) 59.5k+x
2) 49.5k+x
3) 29.5k+x-y
4) 29.5k-y


unless (x+y) =

-19.5k
-9.5k
10.5k


She ain't goin away with 40k.

[spintronic]

I agree.

But poppet.

Alex will walk away with either:

1) 59.5k+x
2) 49.5k+x
3) 29.5k+x-y
4) 29.5k-y


unless (x+y) =

-19.5k
-9.5k
10.5k


She ain't goin away with 40k.

And yes, I 100% believe she will be paying for her own shoes.

Which sadly means Tom leaves owing £490 to the mob. A.K.A. Jay McKray.


Oh, dear.

[Cromwell1900]

It's a lot easier to explain too.

Most people fall/submit to other peoples projections (1-6)

But deep down, we work out those projections are false, pretty soon.

By Aaron saying "I'm sick of pretending to like people so they don't put me up".

He is stating 2 things.

1) He knows peoples projections are false, & he's sick of pretending he's as stupid as everyone else for going along with them.
2) "He's now stating that, 'even at the cost of being unpopular-nominated.etc'"

That he isn't scared any more, and is gonna be himself.



So he was saying im sick of pretending to be stupid, in order to avoid being nominated.?

Still sounds Fake to me!

Sounds to me like your saying his fakeness was justifiable, and not worthy of criticism's, ill be disagreeing on that, for a few reasons.

A. He claimed he was entering the house to play a game. (before any perceived false projections)
B. Once in the house he has shown behavior of a game player.
C. Harry came out and said he is playing a massive game.
D. Large parts of the media believe he is playing a game.
E. He also said he has manipulated noms to Gem, and i don't believe this was because of his love for Faye.

Without going into detail about his Passive aggressive tendencies, his apparent unsuitability for BB, his unwillingness to seek resolutions, the contradictions in his words which keep tripping him up, his playing to the camera. I have to say he is indeed the Biggest fake i have ever seen in BB.

As for your Alex's winnings dilema.

Theres not a chance in hell she's gonna split £30k.

1) She robbed a blind pensioner.
2) When asked (in the diary room) "what will you do with your £30k"

She blatantly avoided any possibility of sharing.

I forgot about that :joker: Ah well it's Tom i feel for im fairly certain Aaron will win the 50k. Due to the Online support he has, and the bias regarding Facebook vs Phone line vote price.