THE LAST AND FINAL TASK...deliver the baby....

[exoticrosebud]

HOUSEMATES ! Emma has gone:xyxwave: into labour....the tast is for the housemates to deliver the baby....

ALEX.....ohhhh nuuuuuu ...Oh Barbie im not aving this for you pet.......let me get me jimmy choos on an alll gi ye a push.....

LOUISE....ohhh big brova..most romantic thing ive eva seen, ooh Jay, how adorable are you climbing on her to give err one...i aint a bit shady ova a bit of mess down below me big brova..this is reallly real......

AARON.......ohhhh dear poppet.....holy mackeral...is that what it looks like down there......oooo kkkkkkkk!!!

JAY..move ova pet, i gonna gey ya the thrill o ya life lyke....ive pumped up me muscles for this big brova... i really av lyke.....Loo -pass me that towel that i just wiped me bum on......and think theres some freshly boiled pee in the bath......away man...nuuuuuu.....

TOM: Ohhhhhhh BAB !!!!!!!!! it is a BAB...........


and to top it all Lauren Harris thinking....why the hell have i gone through all this for this !!! lol....

[exoticrosebud]

of course Marc will be running round singing ..willie willie willie....to reminder of how she got there in the first place......

[Saph]

:laugh2:

Louise makes me laugh with her 'most romantic thing ever' stuff :P

[exoticrosebud]

she must have met some very strange men in he life that treated her dog rough if she thinks hes romantic lol.....poor girl......

[thesheriff443]

we dont need another baby in there!, we have had aaron for nine weeeks!,

[exoticrosebud]

we dont need another baby in there!, we have had aaron for nine weeeks!,

ohhh dear poppet.......bit bitter are we lol...told you before...drink the gin and tonic and spit out the lemon...not suck it lol......

[thesheriff443]

ohhh dear poppet.......bit bitter are we lol...told you before...drink the gin and tonic and spit out the lemon...not suck it lol......

no im not bitter!:xyxwave:,oh next time il spit!,lol:cat:

[exoticrosebud]

[QUOTE=thesheriff443;4740708]no im not bitter!:xyxwave:,oh next time il spit!,lol:cat:[/QUOTE

lol......dont let it come my way lol....

[thesheriff443]

[QUOTE=thesheriff443;4740708]no im not bitter!:xyxwave:,oh next time il spit!,lol:cat:[/QUOTE

lol......dont let it come my way lol....

dont worry i wont get you wet!lol,lol:spin:

[exoticrosebud]

[QUOTE=exoticrosebud;4740711]

dont worry i wont get you wet!lol,lol:spin:

thats the most romantic fing big sherriff lol...i adore you when you say that...not shady at all ar ya ..your really real.........lol:blush:

[thesheriff443]

im the real deal darlin propper disco!now pass me your pillow!,lol

[exoticrosebud]

im the real deal darlin propper disco!now pass me your pillow!,lol

proper proper disco you........and to seal the bargain..not only am i going to pass the pillow.....IM NOT GONNA WASH FOR SIX MORE MONTHS......just so you know how much i adore you.........thats cus im really real me.....its just such a normal thing to do aint it big brova....lol......i aint shady ova a bit of soap an water me ya no.......:nono:

[thesheriff443]

i lass your rite up my street!,lol

[exoticrosebud]

i lass your rite up my street!,lol

..and you are right disco up my alley !! lol....adorable......:xyxwave:

[thesheriff443]

do fancy goin half on a lady boy! with me like!,lol

[exoticrosebud]

do fancy goin half on a lady boy! with me like!,lol

ohhhhh sheffffff.....thats really really romantic.......can i have the half that rubs across the pilllow.....just love the smell ...its really real...and sooo normal...just lke me ya no......(ive added us to the most popular couples thread....thats how not shady i am.....lol...)

[thesheriff443]

loo your as thick as dog ****e and i could not be happier!lol

[Benjamin]

LOL at this thread. :laugh:

[exoticrosebud]

loo your as thick as dog ****e and i could not be happier!lol

thick as a dog.t...d....ohhhh that sooooooooooo romantic..i adore dog tu....ds i do ...they are sooo real.....you wont find me shady ova a bit of a dog doooo big brova...not real me.......id marry anyone one who is into doggy doo ...shall i i get a vicar .......lol they are adore able

[BigBrotherfan4ever]

HOUSEMATES ! Emma has gone:xyxwave: into labour....the tast is for the housemates to deliver the baby....

ALEX.....ohhhh nuuuuuu ...Oh Barbie im not aving this for you pet.......let me get me jimmy choos on an alll gi ye a push.....

LOUISE....ohhh big brova..most romantic thing ive eva seen, ooh Jay, how adorable are you climbing on her to give err one...i aint a bit shady ova a bit of mess down below me big brova..this is reallly real......

AARON.......ohhhh dear poppet.....holy mackeral...is that what it looks like down there......oooo kkkkkkkk!!!

JAY..move ova pet, i gonna gey ya the thrill o ya life lyke....ive pumped up me muscles for this big brova... i really av lyke.....Loo -pass me that towel that i just wiped me bum on......and think theres some freshly boiled pee in the bath......away man...nuuuuuu.....

TOM: Ohhhhhhh BAB !!!!!!!!! it is a BAB...........


and to top it all Lauren Harris thinking....why the hell have i gone through all this for this !!! lol....This is the funniest post I've read on here since I joined in 2008:joker::joker::joker:

[Pyramid*]

Jay will be there watching, getting all excited and salivating: after all, it's very common that ladies giving birth, well.... expel poo...... He will be in his element!

:devil:

[Kate!]

Jay will be there watching, getting all excited and salivating: after all, it's very common that ladies giving birth, well.... expel poo...... He will be in his element!

:devil:

Another classic comment Pyramid :joker::joker:

[exoticrosebud]

Another classic comment Pyramid :joker::joker:

orrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr he will be in his excrement !! lol......now thats very disco....:xyxwave:

[Pyramid*]

orrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr he will be in his excrement !! lol......now thats very disco....:xyxwave:


LOL !! :devil:


Thanks Kate but I think I will accede to exoticrose being the mistress of the one liners here !!

:worship:

[exoticrosebud]

LOL !! :devil:


Thanks Kate but I think I will accede to exoticrose being the mistress of the one liners here !!

:worship:

lol....we can share the crown.......i aint shady ova a bit of crown ya know..im really real me...lol...

[BigBrotherfan4ever]

lol....we can share the crown.......i aint shady ova a bit of crown ya know..im really real me...lol...

:joker::joker:

[Pyramid*]

lol....we can share the crown.......i aint shady ova a bit of crown ya know..im really real me...lol...

*Grabs crown, places on noggin, shoves Exoticrosebud out of the frame, and smiles to camera*

Piss off.... I'm a selfish bastard - I'm sharing nothing. (ie; real Louise)

[exoticrosebud]

thinks that PYRAMID will be excelent person to be on next years BB lol........

[BigBrotherfan4ever]

*Grabs crown, places on noggin, shoves Exoticrosebud out of the frame, and smiles to camera*

Piss off.... I'm a selfish bastard - I'm sharing nothing. (ie; real Louise)

thinks that PYRAMID will be excelent person to be on next years BB lol........

You two are mental lol:joker::joker::joker:

[thesheriff443]

thats it! im growing a lady beard!