Anti-Aaronites - he shouldn't win because...

[Angus]

AARON:

Doesn't sh*t in freezers
Doesn't wee on other HMs
Doesn't wee in the pool
Doesn't wipe his a*se on household linen to impress weirdos
Doesn't stomp on perfectly good food in a temper
Doesn't vandalise other people's property with ketchup and food dye
Doesn't fart and burp continuously
Doesn't have a fetish about excrement
Doesn't make a point of taking a dump with the toilet door open
Doesn't spitefully hide food and alcohol like a petulant child
Doesn't aggressively threaten to beat the crap out of people
Doesn't throw a strop when he can't get people to crawl up his a*se
Doesn't become moody and aggressive when there's not enough food
Doesn't talk about women as if they are nothing more than sex dolls
Doesn't swear like a trooper or talk derogatorily about women
Doesn't stick his fingers in Louise and then ask her to smell them
Doesn't talk about banging the lungs out of Louise
Doesn't shag blokes (Ladyboys)
Doesn't have sixsomes with total strangers
Doesn't do the cringeworthy robot dance then criticise others' moves
Doesn't have to buy £500 gifts to try and look good to the public
Doesn't sit on the fence or avoid offending people to fly under the radar
Doesn't attach himself to perceived popular HMs to get airtime
Doesn't shirk from speaking his mind and telling it like it is
Doesn't feel the need to join gangs and suck up to people to avoid noms
Does have the intelligence and knowledge to hold a decent conversation
Does have principles and morals he sticks to
Does remove himself from situations and people he finds stressful rather
than be aggressive and intimidating
Does have a sense of humour that doesn't involve bodily functions
Does have better taste in women than gross skanks like Louise
Does have the character not to be a sheep or cosy up to brain dead thugs
Does have the honesty to be himself, sulks and all
Does have the confidence to know when he is right and not apologise just
to curry favour with the public
Does have the ability to state his point without shouting aggressively and
losing his temper
Does contribute more to the show over 9 weeks than the rest of the HMs
put together

[Saph]

He shouldnt win because he's boring. I dont see what all the fuss is about with him to be honest :/ but he's most likely to win anyway

[waterhog]

if aaron dose win and for all followers and suporters


you clearly do not like to be entertained by big brother and are getting great pleasure out of watching a so called legend strop his stuff and not enjoy his exsperince and ruin it for all the outher HM . i can not see BB facination but i can see how its looseing viewers by its thousands. this farct must tell all the people that follow aaron that something is not wrong.

R-I-P bb theJoe has loved you while u was on ch4 < thanks ch5 for cruisfying this show.

[Angus]

if aaron dose win and for all followers and suporters

you clearly do not like to be entertained by big brother and are getting great pleasure out of watching a so called legend strop his stuff and not enjoy his exsperince and ruin it for all the outher HM . i can not see BB facination but i can see how its looseing viewers by its thousands. this farct must tell all the people that follow aaron that something is not wrong.

R-I-P bb theJoe has loved you while u was on ch4 < thanks ch5 for cruisfying this show.

Dearest Joe, don't you know
insulting fans is a no, no, no:nono:
the Housemates now, they're fair game,
Some are different, some the same.
This year we have a marmite guy
under the radar he didn't fly
he may not be your cup of tea,
but many of us seem to disagree,
so the only fair way has to be,
to vote for your fave and then we'll see,
who is crowned the queen or king,
for whoever it is, it will be kerching!

[Chuck]

He shouldnt win because he's boring. I dont see what all the fuss is about with him to be honest

:worship:

[exoticrosebud]

but apparently he messes with girls minds...if the stupid git is mad enough to let him.that is....which i dont happen to believe he did for a minute.....

[alison56]

nothing but a creep dont fart dont burp dont wash his clothes. showers once maybe twice a week.its about time bb turned the clock on this weirdo.so he/s not being himself too ask bb too edit the farts the burps.normal people would be doubled up in pain with all this wind.in ones stomach lol

[MTVN]

Oh yay one of these threads again, don't see why you have to try and make another housemate look bad to try and make your favourite look good as a point of comparison

[Kazanne]

AARON:

Doesn't sh*t in freezers
Doesn't wee on other HMs
Doesn't wee in the pool
Doesn't wipe his a*se on household linen to impress weirdos
Doesn't stomp on perfectly good food in a temper
Doesn't vandalise other people's property with ketchup and food dye
Doesn't fart and burp continuously
Doesn't have a fetish about excrement
Doesn't make a point of taking a dump with the toilet door open
Doesn't spitefully hide food and alcohol like a petulant child
Doesn't aggressively threaten to beat the crap out of people
Doesn't throw a strop when he can't get people to crawl up his a*se
Doesn't become moody and aggressive when there's not enough food
Doesn't talk about women as if they are nothing more than sex dolls
Doesn't swear like a trooper or talk derogatorily about women
Doesn't stick his fingers in Louise and then ask her to smell them
Doesn't talk about banging the lungs out of Louise
Doesn't shag blokes (Ladyboys)
Doesn't have sixsomes with total strangers
Doesn't do the cringeworthy robot dance then criticise others' moves
Doesn't have to buy £500 gifts to try and look good to the public
Doesn't sit on the fence or avoid offending people to fly under the radar
Doesn't attach himself to perceived popular HMs to get airtime
Doesn't shirk from speaking his mind and telling it like it is
Doesn't feel the need to join gangs and suck up to people to avoid noms
Does have the intelligence and knowledge to hold a decent conversation
Does have principles and morals he sticks to
Does remove himself from situations and people he finds stressful rather
than be aggressive and intimidating
Does have a sense of humour that doesn't involve bodily functions
Does have better taste in women than gross skanks like Louise
Does have the character not to be a sheep or cosy up to brain dead thugs
Does have the honesty to be himself, sulks and all
Does have the confidence to know when he is right and not apologise just
to curry favour with the public
Does have the ability to state his point without shouting aggressively and
losing his temper
Does contribute more to the show over 9 weeks than the rest of the HMs
put together

:joker:Well Angus that will stump a few:xyxwave:he is all of the above and adorable:dance:

[Kazanne]

Oh yay one of these threads again, don't see why you have to try and make another housemate look bad to try and make your favourite look good as a point of comparison

Everyone does it,it's called supporting your fave housemate,Angus is just reminding us of the lovely Aarons finer points,which far outweigh his negatives.Angus is a great aaron supporter and not even a swear word:xyxwave:

[Kazanne]

nothing but a creep dont fart dont burp dont wash his clothes. showers once maybe twice a week.its about time bb turned the clock on this weirdo.so he/s not being himself too ask bb too edit the farts the burps.normal people would be doubled up in pain with all this wind.in ones stomach lol

Have you never heard of etiquette?I guess not:nono:

[Kazanne]

Dearest Joe, don't you know
insulting fans is a no, no, no:nono:
the Housemates now, they're fair game,
Some are different, some the same.
This year we have a marmite guy
under the radar he didn't fly
he may not be your cup of tea,
but many of us seem to disagree,
so the only fair way has to be,
to vote for your fave and then we'll see,
who is crowned the queen or king,
for whoever it is, it will be kerching!

:joker:Angus 58 best poem this series,outclassed the Joe 100%

[BigBrotherfan4ever]

AARON:

Doesn't sh*t in freezers
Doesn't wee on other HMs
Doesn't wee in the pool
Doesn't wipe his a*se on household linen to impress weirdos
Doesn't stomp on perfectly good food in a temper
Doesn't vandalise other people's property with ketchup and food dye
Doesn't fart and burp continuously
Doesn't have a fetish about excrement
Doesn't make a point of taking a dump with the toilet door open
Doesn't spitefully hide food and alcohol like a petulant child
Doesn't aggressively threaten to beat the crap out of people
Doesn't throw a strop when he can't get people to crawl up his a*se
Doesn't become moody and aggressive when there's not enough food
Doesn't talk about women as if they are nothing more than sex dolls
Doesn't swear like a trooper or talk derogatorily about women
Doesn't stick his fingers in Louise and then ask her to smell them
Doesn't talk about banging the lungs out of Louise
Doesn't shag blokes (Ladyboys)
Doesn't have sixsomes with total strangers
Doesn't do the cringeworthy robot dance then criticise others' moves
Doesn't have to buy £500 gifts to try and look good to the public
Doesn't sit on the fence or avoid offending people to fly under the radar
Doesn't attach himself to perceived popular HMs to get airtime
Doesn't shirk from speaking his mind and telling it like it is
Doesn't feel the need to join gangs and suck up to people to avoid noms
Does have the intelligence and knowledge to hold a decent conversation
Does have principles and morals he sticks to
Does remove himself from situations and people he finds stressful rather
than be aggressive and intimidating
Does have a sense of humour that doesn't involve bodily functions
Does have better taste in women than gross skanks like Louise
Does have the character not to be a sheep or cosy up to brain dead thugs
Does have the honesty to be himself, sulks and all
Does have the confidence to know when he is right and not apologise just
to curry favour with the public
Does have the ability to state his point without shouting aggressively and
losing his temper
Does contribute more to the show over 9 weeks than the rest of the HMs
put together

Great post once again Angus, absolutely agree with you.:xyxwave:

[InOne]

AARON:

Doesn't sh*t in freezers
Doesn't wee on other HMs
Doesn't wee in the pool
Doesn't wipe his a*se on household linen to impress weirdos
Doesn't stomp on perfectly good food in a temper
Doesn't vandalise other people's property with ketchup and food dye
Doesn't fart and burp continuously
Doesn't have a fetish about excrement
Doesn't make a point of taking a dump with the toilet door open
Doesn't spitefully hide food and alcohol like a petulant child
Doesn't aggressively threaten to beat the crap out of people
Doesn't throw a strop when he can't get people to crawl up his a*se
Doesn't become moody and aggressive when there's not enough food
Doesn't talk about women as if they are nothing more than sex dolls
Doesn't swear like a trooper or talk derogatorily about women
Doesn't stick his fingers in Louise and then ask her to smell them
Doesn't talk about banging the lungs out of Louise
Doesn't shag blokes (Ladyboys)
Doesn't have sixsomes with total strangers
Doesn't do the cringeworthy robot dance then criticise others' moves
Doesn't have to buy £500 gifts to try and look good to the public
Doesn't sit on the fence or avoid offending people to fly under the radar
Doesn't attach himself to perceived popular HMs to get airtime
Doesn't shirk from speaking his mind and telling it like it is
Doesn't feel the need to join gangs and suck up to people to avoid noms
Does have the intelligence and knowledge to hold a decent conversation
Does have principles and morals he sticks to
Does remove himself from situations and people he finds stressful rather
than be aggressive and intimidating
Does have a sense of humour that doesn't involve bodily functions
Does have better taste in women than gross skanks like Louise
Does have the character not to be a sheep or cosy up to brain dead thugs
Does have the honesty to be himself, sulks and all
Does have the confidence to know when he is right and not apologise just
to curry favour with the public
Does have the ability to state his point without shouting aggressively and
losing his temper
Does contribute more to the show over 9 weeks than the rest of the HMs
put together

I must say angus, excellent post. I 100% agree :dance::xyxwave:

[rusticgal]

if aaron dose win and for all followers and suporters


you clearly do not like to be entertained by big brother and are getting great pleasure out of watching a so called legend strop his stuff and not enjoy his exsperince and ruin it for all the outher HM . i can not see BB facination but i can see how its looseing viewers by its thousands. this farct must tell all the people that follow aaron that something is not wrong.

R-I-P bb theJoe has loved you while u was on ch4 < thanks ch5 for cruisfying this show.

Well I for one would not be entertained by the other gruesome 4 left.,..
:sleep::sleep::sleep::sleep:

[parmnion]

Shaaron is only popular on forums due to his over zealous fans that use them refusing to bend since week 1 or 2 when he was coming out with the funny quotes. I assume the general public viewers who don't see all the forum stuff are well sick of him by now being a wet blanket ruining the fun.

they aint stupid and their votes will show that..aaron out 3rd or 4th..no problem.

[Pyramid*]

AARON:

Doesn't sh*t in freezers
Doesn't wee on other HMs
Doesn't wee in the pool
Doesn't wipe his a*se on household linen to impress weirdos
Doesn't stomp on perfectly good food in a temper
Doesn't vandalise other people's property with ketchup and food dye
Doesn't fart and burp continuously
Doesn't have a fetish about excrement
Doesn't make a point of taking a dump with the toilet door open
Doesn't spitefully hide food and alcohol like a petulant child
Doesn't aggressively threaten to beat the crap out of people
Doesn't throw a strop when he can't get people to crawl up his a*se
Doesn't become moody and aggressive when there's not enough food
Doesn't talk about women as if they are nothing more than sex dolls
Doesn't swear like a trooper or talk derogatorily about women
Doesn't stick his fingers in Louise and then ask her to smell them
Doesn't talk about banging the lungs out of Louise
Doesn't shag blokes (Ladyboys)
Doesn't have sixsomes with total strangers
Doesn't do the cringeworthy robot dance then criticise others' moves
Doesn't have to buy £500 gifts to try and look good to the public
Doesn't sit on the fence or avoid offending people to fly under the radar
Doesn't attach himself to perceived popular HMs to get airtime
Doesn't shirk from speaking his mind and telling it like it is
Doesn't feel the need to join gangs and suck up to people to avoid noms
Does have the intelligence and knowledge to hold a decent conversation
Does have principles and morals he sticks to
Does remove himself from situations and people he finds stressful rather
than be aggressive and intimidating
Does have a sense of humour that doesn't involve bodily functions
Does have better taste in women than gross skanks like Louise
Does have the character not to be a sheep or cosy up to brain dead thugs
Does have the honesty to be himself, sulks and all
Does have the confidence to know when he is right and not apologise just
to curry favour with the public
Does have the ability to state his point without shouting aggressively and
losing his temper
Does contribute more to the show over 9 weeks than the rest of the HMs
put together


:worship::worship::worship::worship:


Oh yay one of these threads again, don't see why you have to try and make another housemate look bad to try and make your favourite look good as a point of comparison

There's plenty of them around, in non support of Aaron. What's good for the goose and all that.

Besides: where's your sense of humour !! All is fair in love, war and in the final stages of BB. It's mandatory!! :D

[LivT]

Dearest Joe, don't you know
insulting fans is a no, no, no:nono:
the Housemates now, they're fair game,
Some are different, some the same.
This year we have a marmite guy
under the radar he didn't fly
he may not be your cup of tea,
but many of us seem to disagree,
so the only fair way has to be,
to vote for your fave and then we'll see,
who is crowned the queen or king,
for whoever it is, it will be kerching!

Brilliant !!