View Full Version : Aaron EXCLUSIVE! Aaron is the manager of N-Dubz!
Gravedigger
10-11-2011, 10:45 AM
Not only does Aaron know who N-Dubz are but he put the band together!
An exclusive source* has revealed that Aaron broke into the restricted zone which houses California's foremost research facilities relating to alien activity, stole some DNA-manipulating technology and a few test tubes, then dashed back to the UK where he set upon his first Masterplan.
Incredibly, this all took place back in 2000, before the young Aaron's self-imposed sex ban had begun. Utilising bodily fluids from friends and himself, the gifted west-country geek literally created Tulisa, Dappy and the other one in his rudimentary laboratory.
This means not only does he know who N-Dubz are but he's also Dappy's dad!!!
What a lying so-and-so!
(*known only to us as Gwarp from the planet Shplarrk)
soundslike
10-11-2011, 10:51 AM
Not only does Aaron know who N-Dubz are but he put the band together!
An exclusive source* has revealed that Aaron broke into the restricted zone which houses California's foremost research facilities relating to alien activity, stole some DNA-manipulating technology and a few test tubes, then dashed back to the UK where he set upon his first Masterplan.
Incredibly, this all took place back in 2000, before the young Aaron's self-imposed sex ban had begun. Utilising bodily fluids from friends and himself, the gifted west-country geek literally created Tulisa, Dappy and the other one in his rudimentary laboratory.
This means not only does he know who N-Dubz are but he's also Dappy's dad!!!
What a lying so-and-so!
(*known only to us as Gwarp from the planet Shplarrk)
Thank you for letting us know this. What a liar he is. All the time he was connected to them in some way. Yet tried to deny he knew them. What a complete plonker!!!
exoticrosebud
10-11-2011, 10:53 AM
what a little sneak ! deserves to be horsewhipped i say !!!! lol
exoticrosebud
10-11-2011, 10:53 AM
and i suppose Barbie is Alex and Toms love child..??????
soundslike
10-11-2011, 10:55 AM
and i suppose Barbie is Alex and Toms love child..??????
Get away. I knew it, I thought there was some resemblance!
Gravedigger
10-11-2011, 11:02 AM
and i suppose Barbie is Alex and Toms love child..??????
Bum! That was tomorrow's scoop!
exoticrosebud
10-11-2011, 11:07 AM
Bum! That was tomorrow's scoop!
lol...im jus tooooo a head of the game !
they do look a lot a lyke i must say.....
exoticrosebud
10-11-2011, 11:07 AM
next story to break........
LOU and JAY in BABY SHOCK........Lou is about to give brith to Jays love child..scan revleas that it is is a warm chocolatey colour, and resembles a wooden top puppet!!!.....Lou is quoted to say.....hes so adorable big brova.. most romantic child ive eva seen...not shady at all..i adore him big brova......Jay grunted some thing in that new found languare geordie.....so we cant actually translate it for print.......
stay tuned for more twists and turns with the BB housemates.....
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