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ourgus
11-11-2011, 12:50 AM
As a geordie he can't win because:

He hates football (bad move on the week the tw-at director of NUFC changes the historic name of the ground.):bawling:

His every other word is CUDDLE(S). That will even pee off soft southern wimps, never mind hard edged English northerners.:blush:

He's a walking cesspit with a stunning but mental Bint on his arm.:banana:

Marmalite
11-11-2011, 01:02 AM
Hard edged???

Jay doesn't say much for the northerners if he represents them and then spends most of his time cutting out tin foil hearts and messages and creating stick figure drawings for the mental bint on his arm!

ourgus
11-11-2011, 01:14 AM
I rest my case Marmalite. Re-read reason 2. He can't win.

Kore
11-11-2011, 03:38 AM
nah, aarons got it in the bag anyway. at least jay made it till the final day

Colbert-Bump
11-11-2011, 03:58 AM
Aaron wins the show, Jay gets the girl.

BJ
11-11-2011, 08:10 AM
Good point OP.

I was very surprised when he said he didn't like football.

Patricia4
11-11-2011, 09:56 AM
Aarons got it in the bag he look's like a BB winner.