What could Louise do to win?

[alex_front2]

Louise could still win - massive FB following established prior to BB.

However, what would have (had) to do to win? Would you have liked her if she didn't hook up with Jay? If she had done something spontaneous like climb on roof or did a Harry with the banana's I might have liked her more.

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

nothing

[Incensed]

Drop Jay
Get rid of the whiny voice
Try using soap and water
Shave her armpits
Stop saying "That's the most romantic thing anyone has ever done for me"
Buy a packet of Windeze
and STOP FLICKING THE HAIR!!

[Callum]

There is no chance she could win. Most Boring Housemate though, she could give Maysoon a run for her money.

[HBB1508]

She's been a waste of a housemate in my opinion (LOL mistyped that as housemat - freudian slip!!)

[Cheddarcakes]

She could have won if she had stayed herself and not morphed into a grubby female version of Jay.She started off as classy and genuinely nice and became a poo obsessed,grubby and slightly deluded serial farter. 500 quid Alex they cost 500 you know!!

Oh dear!!

[ConnieLingus]

Give herself a good wash and change her knickers more than once a week.

Clatty, manky cow.

[Bollo]

Personality Transplant

[alex_front2]

There is no chance she could win. Most Boring Housemate though, she could give Maysoon a run for her money.

Louise was no way as boring as Maysoon. To be fair to Louise, Loo has got a couple of memorable moments and catchphrases


not shady over a bit of wine
I am dead normal, me
(after Jay's done something vile) X's the most romantic thing anyone's ever done for me


And at least 'winegate' gave her a non-Jay storyline.

[psychtracker]

What could Louise do to win?

Hmm...thinking...

Umm...come clean and tell us the whole ditzy model thing was a complete act, and reveal she's actually a nuclear physicist at a world leading research firm! :shocked:

[LivT]

As horrible and mean as it sounds; Lou is the sterotypical, mindless, simpleton that these reality TV shows thrive upon in the mere exploitation of them. I think it is wearing thin, paper thin, and hopefully they will come to realise that the general public, really and truly, don't want these types to be representative of today's society. Why would we? Sadly, they really are just being exploited. Entertainment isn't about about laughing at someone, it's about laughing with them .

[Black Dagger]

Find a personality?

[lucyann]

There is nothing she can do. Even if she grew a personality overnight it wouldn't be enough. Hope she is out first tonight.

[Patricia4]

Nowt

[Lwize]

Less clothing.

[Mystic Mock]

Poo in a freezer?

[Benjamin]

Shoot the other 3. There is no other way she could win this.

[Visage]

Shoot the other 3. There is no other way she could win this.

I was just about to post this, well my thinking was stab the other 3...

[StraightEdge695]

she wont

[Benjamin]

Louise was no way as boring as Maysoon. To be fair to Louise, Loo has got a couple of memorable moments and catchphrases


not shady over a bit of wine
I am dead normal, me
(after Jay's done something vile) X's the most romantic thing anyone's ever done for me


And at least 'winegate' gave her a non-Jay storyline.

My God! Maysoon! I forgot she existed! The most pointless housemate ever and I still find it hard to believe she was in the house for nearly a month. I actually don't remember anything about her except her deciding to walk.

[tomflint]

If she has a phone she could...(VOTE FOR THE LORD 09016 16 17 01!!!!!!)

[Benjamin]

I was just about to post this, well my thinking was stab the other 3...

Great minds and all. ;)