Kate!
12-11-2011, 02:13 PM
Jay, you are the runner up in Big Brother 2011, feel free to have a final **** before you leave, close the door while you do it, and try not to hurt Aaron on your way out.
Jay leaves the BB House to the Ting Ting's "That's not my name".
Brian "Jay, congratulations on coming second, how do you feel right now?"
Jay "Wai ey Brian man, I'm ****in glad I'm oot, I don't give a **** really, I've got 15 grand in me bank ya know, I'm a man of me word me, I'm gonna split it llike we said, the others better ****in well do it too, or there'll be trouble. Ay up mam, what the **** are you wearing like?" Waves to his mam, who is "pushing the mutton button" as usual and trying to stroke Anton's leg, Anton is looking very scared.
Brian "You've been one of this year's most controversial housemates, the crowd here seem to love you......"
Jay "AYE, cos they are all from ****ing Newcastle that's why man, what did you do, lay on ****in coaches......?"
Brian looks uncomfortable.
Brian "A lot of things you have done haven't put you in a very good light, would you care to explain yourself?"
Jay "I'm just me, Jay McKray from Geordie land like, what ya see is exactly what ya get with me aye, nowt sham bout me, Crazy Just...Jay McKray, I've bin meself from day one, it'sbin really 'ard ya know! Keeping me temper in check and not bein able to twat Aaron within an inch of his life, you've expected a lot from me Big Brian!"
Brian "Your bedtime shenanigans with Lou raised plenty of eyebrows and was a leetle bit distasteful in some people's views? Is this fair, do you think?"
Jay "wai ay man, she's ****ing beautiful Lou, a proper angel like, I can't wait to show 'er off to me mates like, the lads'll love 'er, gonna introduce Lou to Skunk, Fingers, Ratty and Tug as soon as, ya know."
Brian "Mooooving on. You were the leader of the WolfPack, who are no more, and you seemed to lose the plot after Aden and Anton were evicted, you kind of lost your identity with no henchmen, sorry pack members. Do you think it was fair that the Crypt twist meant housemates who hadn't even been nominated faced the vote alongside you and Anton?"
Jay "****ing right it was, me and Anton were legends in there like, it's what BB is all aboot, I loved it, it was ****ing mint! Legends!!"
Brian "Well Jay, here are your best bits."
- Clips start to be shown of Jay putting **** in the fridge, and taking the kettle into the bathroom, throwing things and swearing profusely, the bleep machine goes crazy! -
Brian "Cut!!!!! ****ing Cut!!!! That's the wrong tape, you bastards, that's the one Ofcom requested....TURN IT OFF!!!!!"
Cuts to commercial break.
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Coming soon. Alternative Interview with Alex and Alternative Interview with Aaron, when I have written them.... :D
Jay leaves the BB House to the Ting Ting's "That's not my name".
Brian "Jay, congratulations on coming second, how do you feel right now?"
Jay "Wai ey Brian man, I'm ****in glad I'm oot, I don't give a **** really, I've got 15 grand in me bank ya know, I'm a man of me word me, I'm gonna split it llike we said, the others better ****in well do it too, or there'll be trouble. Ay up mam, what the **** are you wearing like?" Waves to his mam, who is "pushing the mutton button" as usual and trying to stroke Anton's leg, Anton is looking very scared.
Brian "You've been one of this year's most controversial housemates, the crowd here seem to love you......"
Jay "AYE, cos they are all from ****ing Newcastle that's why man, what did you do, lay on ****in coaches......?"
Brian looks uncomfortable.
Brian "A lot of things you have done haven't put you in a very good light, would you care to explain yourself?"
Jay "I'm just me, Jay McKray from Geordie land like, what ya see is exactly what ya get with me aye, nowt sham bout me, Crazy Just...Jay McKray, I've bin meself from day one, it'sbin really 'ard ya know! Keeping me temper in check and not bein able to twat Aaron within an inch of his life, you've expected a lot from me Big Brian!"
Brian "Your bedtime shenanigans with Lou raised plenty of eyebrows and was a leetle bit distasteful in some people's views? Is this fair, do you think?"
Jay "wai ay man, she's ****ing beautiful Lou, a proper angel like, I can't wait to show 'er off to me mates like, the lads'll love 'er, gonna introduce Lou to Skunk, Fingers, Ratty and Tug as soon as, ya know."
Brian "Mooooving on. You were the leader of the WolfPack, who are no more, and you seemed to lose the plot after Aden and Anton were evicted, you kind of lost your identity with no henchmen, sorry pack members. Do you think it was fair that the Crypt twist meant housemates who hadn't even been nominated faced the vote alongside you and Anton?"
Jay "****ing right it was, me and Anton were legends in there like, it's what BB is all aboot, I loved it, it was ****ing mint! Legends!!"
Brian "Well Jay, here are your best bits."
- Clips start to be shown of Jay putting **** in the fridge, and taking the kettle into the bathroom, throwing things and swearing profusely, the bleep machine goes crazy! -
Brian "Cut!!!!! ****ing Cut!!!! That's the wrong tape, you bastards, that's the one Ofcom requested....TURN IT OFF!!!!!"
Cuts to commercial break.
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Coming soon. Alternative Interview with Alex and Alternative Interview with Aaron, when I have written them.... :D