Make a wish at a price.......

[Ammi]

I haven't started a game before...tbh I found it on another forum, so if it's a fail......pfft

The poster says something to the above person about their wish. It has to be granted, but something bad has to happen.
Then that poster makes another wish. And so on.

For example:
Starter: I wish to be #1 poster.
Poster: Granted, but a mod deletes 99.99% of your posts. You're not #1 anymore.

I wish for Coke.

Poster #2: Granted, but when you open the bottle it fizzes onto your face.
(And so on)

Lets start!!!

....I want to be a billionaire

[Benjamin]

Granted. But then you lose it all.


I wish for a dog.

[Niamh.]

Granted but he attacks you and you die

I wish I could fly

[Ammi]

granted
It bites your b*lls off
...this wasn't so well thought out....first you die then it bites your b*lls off

[Ammi]

granted
your the cause of 9/11

Oh right I'm forgetting my wishes......amateurs

I want to make an epic movie

[Kate!]

Lol. What's your next wish then Ammi? :)

Edit. Nvm, I see you made it.

Movie- granted

But your cast hate you and you never work again.

I wish to write a comedy series.

[Ammi]

Lol. What's your next wish then Ammi? :)

...edited Kate...I knew I should have got you to do this thread

[Kizzy]

Granted and its a huge hit, but the lead character is involved in a sex/drugs scandal and the show is cancelled.
i want to end world poverty

[Ammi]

granted
but you create a nuclear holocaust

I want a marmalade sandwich

[Kizzy]

granted but it makes you sick as a pig and your partner surprises you with a posh meal at your fave resturant....you go but throw up at the table.
i want another pet

[Ammi]

granted
but your new pet, Ukturtle, runs away with your husband

..I still want a marmalade sandwich

[Kate!]

granted
but your new pet, Ukturtle, runs away with your husband

..I still want a marmalade sandwich

:hugesmile:

granted, you have your marmalade sandwich, but you bite your tongue really hard while eating it.

I want to win the lottery.

[Ammi]

granted
you get a tax bill for twice the amount of your lottery win

..now I want a banana milkshake

[Kizzy]

Your bananas had a tarantula in them, it bites and kills your cat.
I want a job!

[Niamh.]

Granted but it's at a sewerage tank plant as a cleaner

I want to go on holiday

[Ammi]

granted
but there's a tsunami on your luxury island

I want a pee

[Shaun]

granted, but you accidentally do it into your cup of tea.

I want to go to sleep

[Ammi]

granted
but you have vivid nightmares of being multiple raped by Katie Price

I want only Niamh to grant my wish...to spend the rest of my life with Gerard Butler

[Niamh.]

Granted as his and my house cleaner :idc:

I want an aston martin

[Ammi]

granted
you lose your license for drunk driving....you lush

I want someone to do my grocery shopping for life

[Me. I Am Salman]

But it has to be Scott

I wish to have a six pack

[Kate!]

Granted Salman, but it's a six pack of beer and it makes you burp.

I wish for a Pimbletts pie and a trifle.

[Jake.]

Granted Salman, but it's a six pack of beer and it makes you burp.

I wish for a Pimbletts pie and a trifle.

Granted, but both have a secret ingredient of dog s*it.

I wish to burp and fart at the same time.

[Niamh.]

Granted but the action makes you permanently paralysed and smelly.

I want to always be happy

[Me. I Am Salman]

Granted but you won't be physically able to stop smiling which will ache your jaw leading to a slow, painful death

I wish to be locked in a room with Kelly Brook

[Jake.]

Granted, but it turns out to be a male Kelly Brook impersonator, and you don't find out until after...

I wish to grow wheels on my legs.

[Patrick]

Granted. But someone wheels you into a canal.

I wish to go on Big Brother.

[Niamh.]

Granted but it's as the the guy who cleans up after disgusting tasks

I want to be invincible

[Jake.]

Granted but it's as the the guy who cleans up after disgusting tasks

I want to be invincible

Granted,, but you run into an anti-invisible wall.

I wish to be made out of cardboard.

[Me. I Am Salman]

Granted. But it has to be second hand reused cereal box cardboard :suspect:
I wish to win a talent show http://www.911cd.net/forums//style_emoticons/default/celebrate3.gif

[Kate!]

Granted, it will be the x factor, but afterwards you will fade into obscurity and the runner up will have massive success. Whaddya mean thats already happened? :D

I wish I hadn't said certain things......

[Jords]

Wish granted.
But the room happens to be and gas chamber... you both die.

I wish to grow a garden full of lemon tress. :evilgrin:

[Jords]

awkward moment when you dont realize theres a page 2...

[Jords]

Granted, it will be the x factor, but afterwards you will fade into obscurity and the runner up will have massive success. Whaddya mean thats already happened? :D

I wish I hadn't said certain things......

Wish granted.

Everything good you said to people is erased, and you are hated for your cruel words (soz Kate!)

I wish to grow a garden full of lemon tree, again! :hugesmile:

[Niamh.]

Granted but it makes you bitter

I wish I could be really fit without having to exorcise

[Kizzy]

granted but your body can only tolerate dry cream crackers forevermore ..or you have a seizure
i want to learn to drive

[Kate!]

granted, but all women will be jealous of you, and throw things at you in the street!

I wish I could conquer my fear of heights

[Jords]

Wish granted.

However the sudden body change makes you question if its really you and Niamh and NiNi interlock and as NiNi is really fit, Niamh perishes with all her memories.

I wish to be able to go on holiday this year.

[Jake.]

Granted but it makes you bitter

I wish I could be really fit without having to exorcise

Granted, but you mispell the word exercise and are therefore forbidden to a life of screaming in your bed with your head spinning around in a 360 degree fashion.

I wish this thread was never created.

[Jords]

granted but your body can only tolerate dry cream crackers forevermore ..or you have a seizure
i want to learn to drive

Wish Granted.

You keep wanting to drive, but never actually learn to as you will no longer be able to want to.

granted, but all women will be jealous of you, and throw things at you in the street!

I wish I could conquer my fear of heights

Wish Granted.

You climb a mountain and fall off.

[Niamh.]

Granted, but you mispell the word exercise and are therefore forbidden to a life of screaming in your bed with your head spinning around in a 360 degree fashion.

I wish this thread was never created.

Touche! :laugh2:

[Jords]

Granted, but you mispell the word exercise and are therefore forbidden to a life of screaming in your bed with your head spinning around in a 360 degree fashion.

I wish this thread was never created.

Wish Granted.

You get banned. Chop chop mods.

[Kate!]

oh well, the thread's still open :D

I wish it was Summer and the weather was hot!

[Ammi]

oh well, the thread's still open :D

I wish it was Summer and the weather was hot!

Wish granted
It's so hot you suffer 3rd degree burns

I wish I had a self-cutting fringe