[Ammi]

I haven't started a game before...tbh I found it on another forum, so if it's a fail......pfft

The poster says something to the above person about their wish. It has to be granted, but something bad has to happen.
Then that poster makes another wish. And so on.

For example:
Starter: I wish to be #1 poster.
Poster: Granted, but a mod deletes 99.99% of your posts. You're not #1 anymore.

I wish for Coke.

Poster #2: Granted, but when you open the bottle it fizzes onto your face.
(And so on)

Lets start!!!

....I want to be a billionaire

[Benjamin]

Granted. But then you lose it all.


I wish for a dog.

[Niamh.]

Granted but he attacks you and you die

I wish I could fly

[Ammi]

granted
It bites your b*lls off
...this wasn't so well thought out....first you die then it bites your b*lls off

[Ammi]

granted
your the cause of 9/11

Oh right I'm forgetting my wishes......amateurs

I want to make an epic movie

[Kate!]

Lol. What's your next wish then Ammi?

Edit. Nvm, I see you made it.

Movie- granted

But your cast hate you and you never work again.

I wish to write a comedy series.

[Ammi]

Originally Posted by *Kate*

Lol. What's your next wish then Ammi?

...edited Kate...I knew I should have got you to do this thread

[Kizzy]

Granted and its a huge hit, but the lead character is involved in a sex/drugs scandal and the show is cancelled.
i want to end world poverty

[Ammi]

granted
but you create a nuclear holocaust

I want a marmalade sandwich

[Kizzy]

granted but it makes you sick as a pig and your partner surprises you with a posh meal at your fave resturant....you go but throw up at the table.
i want another pet

[Ammi]

granted
but your new pet, Ukturtle, runs away with your husband

..I still want a marmalade sandwich

[Kate!]

Originally Posted by Ammi

granted
but your new pet, Ukturtle, runs away with your husband

..I still want a marmalade sandwich

granted, you have your marmalade sandwich, but you bite your tongue really hard while eating it.

I want to win the lottery.

[Ammi]

granted
you get a tax bill for twice the amount of your lottery win

..now I want a banana milkshake

[Kizzy]

Your bananas had a tarantula in them, it bites and kills your cat.
I want a job!

[Niamh.]

Granted but it's at a sewerage tank plant as a cleaner

I want to go on holiday

[Ammi]

granted
but there's a tsunami on your luxury island

I want a pee

[Shaun]

granted, but you accidentally do it into your cup of tea.

I want to go to sleep

[Ammi]

granted
but you have vivid nightmares of being multiple raped by Katie Price

I want only Niamh to grant my wish...to spend the rest of my life with Gerard Butler

[Niamh.]

Granted as his and my house cleaner

I want an aston martin

[Ammi]

granted
you lose your license for drunk driving....you lush

I want someone to do my grocery shopping for life

[Me. I Am Salman]

But it has to be Scott

I wish to have a six pack

[Kate!]

Granted Salman, but it's a six pack of beer and it makes you burp.

I wish for a Pimbletts pie and a trifle.

[Jake.]

Originally Posted by *Kate*

Granted Salman, but it's a six pack of beer and it makes you burp.

I wish for a Pimbletts pie and a trifle.

Granted, but both have a secret ingredient of dog s*it.

I wish to burp and fart at the same time.

[Niamh.]

Granted but the action makes you permanently paralysed and smelly.

I want to always be happy

[Me. I Am Salman]

Granted but you won't be physically able to stop smiling which will ache your jaw leading to a slow, painful death

I wish to be locked in a room with Kelly Brook