Amazing jokes

[King Gizzard]

What did the Iranian president say when he didn't like his food?

Ah my dinner bad.

[King Gizzard]

pretty much the next billy connelly

[GypsyGoth]

:laugh2:

[MTVN]

Amazing indeed, will remember this one

[Benjamin]

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[Shaun]

only one amazing joke. thread title is misleading.

[King Gizzard]

you can post your own amazing jokes, but I'm afraid they might be a little less amazing then that

[Iceman]

only one amazing joke. thread title is misleading.

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[Ross]

I'm terrible at understanding jokes and telling them. No sense of humour :tongue:

[Shaun]

What did Zee say to a black guy?

"I hate you because of your skin colour".

[Iceman]

A doctor who fan proposes to his girlfriend........

[Kizzy]

two spiders meet walking towards each other, one says 'hi bill! long time no see, How are you?
The other replies ' im grand fred thanks, I heard you moved...Where are you living now?'
The first shouts 'I'M NOT TELLING YOU YA B@STARD!!..YOU'LL NICK ME WASHING!!

[Benjamin]

What's orange and always angry?

An angry orange.

[Shaun]

kizzy can you stop getting me to email B at Stard!!..You please?

[Jords]

Whats brown and sticky?


Poo

[Z]

What did Zee say to a black guy?

"I hate you because of your skin colour".

Why did Shaun cross the road?

Race hate

[Brother Leon]

Novo

[Shaun]

Why did Zee change his clothes?

He touched a Filipino girl accidentally in an elevator and spent the entire walk home trying not to vomit

[Benjamin]

Whats brown and sticky?


Poo


I'm ashamed to say I actually laughed at that. :laugh:

[Ammi]

What's orange and always angry?

An angry orange.

..that's more of a true story

[Ammi]

...children tell me silly jokes all the time..like..'what do you call a man with seagulls on his head..Cliff'...I'm actually starting to find them funny now

[Josy]

...children tell me silly jokes all the time..like..'what do you call a man with seagulls on his head..Cliff'...I'm actually starting to find them funny now

My dad used to tell me lots of jokes like that when I was a kid :laugh:

What do you call a man with dirt on his head?
Pete
What do you call a man with a spade on his head?
Doug
What do you call a man with a toilet on his head?
Lou
What do you call a man with leaves on his head?
Russel
What do you call a woman with a radiator on her head?
Anita
What do you call a man with a scratch on his face?
Claude

I can't remember any more atm.

[Niamh.]

Whats brown and sticky?


Poo


You ruined the greatest joke of all time :bored:


What do call an Italian with a rubber toe?

Roberto

[Josy]

You ruined the greatest joke of all time :bored:


What do call an Italian with a rubber toe?

Roberto

:joker:

[Niamh.]

What do you call a woman standing in between two houses?

Elaine

[Benjamin]

What do you call a woman with a tile on her head?

Ruth

What do you call a man with no arms and legs in water?

Bob

[Jessica.]

What do you call a man with no arms and legs in water?

Bob

:laugh3:

[Niamh.]

My dad used to tell me lots of jokes like that when I was a kid :laugh:

What do you call a man with dirt on his head?
Pete
What do you call a man with a spade on his head?
Doug
What do you call a man with a toilet on his head?
Lou
What do you call a man with leaves on his head?
Russel
What do you call a woman with a radiator on her head?
Anita
What do you call a man with a scratch on his face?
Claude

I can't remember any more atm.

What do you call a man with no spade on his head?

Douglas

[Ammi]

What do you call a man with a car on his head.....jack
..actually I'd call him ****ed

[Niamh.]

What do you call a man with a car on his head.....jack
..actually I'd call him ****ed

:laugh:

[Ammi]

What do you call a woman with Holly on her head...Carol
..you can tell I'm amused for hours on end at work

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

What did Zee say to a black guy?

"I hate you because of your skin colour".

:joker::joker::joker:

[Shaun]

What do you call this thread and all of its jokes apart from Greg's and Shaun's?

****.

[Ammi]

What do you call this thread and all of its jokes apart from Greg's and Shaun's?

****.

..no..I don't get that one

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

what do you call ammi

ammi

[Ammi]

what do you call ammi

ammi

..see...why can't Shaun's be as good as that
..you have a gift Scott

[Benjamin]

Why was six scared of seven?

Because Scott molested all the men

[Black Dagger]

I no laugh yet.

bad amazing jokes thread is bad.

[Benjamin]

I no laugh yet.

bad amazing jokes thread is bad.

That's because you are emotionally dead. :idc:

[Jessica.]

I actually don't get the first joke.. o.o

[Black Dagger]

That's because you are emotionally dead. :idc:

You're actually right :sad:

[Incensed]

News - Torres scores and lifts his shirt to reveal a 'Save the Chilean Miners' T-Shirt.

[Niamh.]

What's a specimen?

An Italian astronaut

[Ryan57]

Where did Saddam Hussain keep his CDs?

In a Raq (best said in person)

[King Gizzard]

What did the Iranian president say when he didn't like his food?

Ah my dinner bad.

i just laughed at this again

[Niamh.]

i just laughed at this again

:laugh:

[Marsh.]

What is brown and has holes in it?

Swiss Sh!t

[Marc]

What did Zee say to a black guy?

"I hate you because of your skin colour".

:laugh3: ****ing hell

[Z]

What's a specimen?

An Italian astronaut

I'm properly crying with laughter at this

[Alf]

What do you call a Russian with a bottle of Lemonade?

Whodyanick yourpopov

[Niamh.]

I'm properly crying with laughter at this

:laugh: I can't decide if I prefer that one or

What do you call an Italian with a rubber toe?

Roberto

[Alf]

What do you call a Middle Eastern drug dealer?

Ava daba dis

[Marsh.]

How many Iraqis does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. They can't turn them on anyway.

How many Americans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, but he does it from 30 miles away using laser targeting, and at a cost of $800,000.