Tibb MPs - All speeches posted.

[Roy Mars III]

The Labear party is all flash but no substance. Where do you stand on the issues?

[fruit_cake]

Liar-bears and the Arista-craps jusT AREN'T WORKING

http://i83.photobucket.com/albums/j303/GlennDines123/256px-Red_stylized_fist_svg.png

¡viva la revolution!

[King Gizzard]

Yes, vote in the Fisting Party, bringing pain since 1973

[Niamh.]

The Labear party is all flash but no substance. Where do you stand on the issues?

Poverty and hunger is the most important issue we have :nono:

http://www.goodfoodgoodhome.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/cheese.jpg

[Kate!]

Afternoon all political affiliates :)

Update

Marc - The Ginger Party. Supporters so far - Lee
Joey and JF - The Coalition Party. Supporters - Ammi Kizzy
Niall - Tibb Socialist Party. Supporters - Fruitcake Glenn
Lucas - The Cock Blocking Party. Supporters - Kate
Mollie - The Piddles Party. Supporters - Locke Michael21 GypsyGoth
Nathan - The Labear Party. Supporters - Samuel Vicky Shaun ukturtle Iceman Niamh Nicole
Arista - The Aristacratic Party. Supporters - Bollo Roy Mars III

Lucas......I really wish you'd pick a different name....we are going to be out with a name like this. - sighs despairingly - :laugh:

As it stands, Labear need only one more recruit to make onto the ballot for the next stage. Everyone else needs to get recruiting, esp Lucas and myself :bawling: Remember, first 5 parties to get 8 supporters go forward.

Onwards!!!! :D

[King Gizzard]

Better hire myself a speech writer

[Kate!]

Sign up everyone :)

Your Tibb Candidates need you.

Also if you join Lucas's Party, he says he'll give everyone a free lapdance to Sexy and I know it :bored: That may or may not be an incentive :hugesmile:

[Iceman]

What you mean the thread thats been constantly bumped....

[Kate!]

Better hire myself a speech writer

Once you get your final supporter lined up, you can choose a campaign manager(s) You may have 1 or 2 of these. They can help you write your speech.

[Novo]

What you mean the thread thats been constantly bumped....

:joker: :joker:

[Shaun]

The Labear party is all flash but no substance. Where do you stand on the issues?

We're not particular fans of that Saturdays song but we're quite partial to 'Higher'.

[Kate!]

What you mean the thread thats been constantly bumped....

Yes!!!!!!!! :D

I'm just desperate to get more supporters for Lucas (realistically though with that name we haven't got a Piddles in hell's chance!

[Kate!]

Locke has joined Mollie's party btw, I wonder where Novo will pledge his support? Arista expressed an interest ??

[King Gizzard]

knock knock

who's there

big ish

big ish who

not today thanks

ha ha ha ha ah ah iohqiohdoi

[Shaun]

Just a taster of the many laughs we have back at Labear HQ

[Iceman]

Merged the 2 threads, no need for the other one.

[Z]

I'm pledging allegiance to the Labear party.

[Shaun]

*stages photo opportunity of Nathan kissing Annie's baby*

[Kate!]

Merged the 2 threads, no need for the other one.

ahhh, sorry Eoin. Got carried away :hugesmile:

[joeysteele]

I really hope when members decide what party to support they will see past the bribes and offer of freebies from those who feel the need to use such means to recruit to their party.

Our, jedwardJoey cosylisten party is the real way forward,a true coalition where each supporter is not a number but a name and a vital part of our existence.

We are a party with a conscience, believing not in giving freebies away for short term gain but setting out to benefit all over a much longer period with fair and caring policies which are designed to help build up not bring down.

All are welcome to join us, along with ourselves, we also have the truly amazing Ammi and Kizzy,(great you are still with us Kizzy),who are two individuals who will make sure we keep our promises rather than like most of the freebie giving parties who would likely even forget what their policies are,(that's if they ever had any in the first place), once elected.

[Kate!]

Marc - The Ginger Party. Supporters so far - Lee
Joey and JF - The Coalition Party. Supporters - Ammi Kizzy
Niall - Tibb Socialist Party. Supporters - Fruitcake Glenn
Lucas - The Cock Blocking Party. Supporters - Kate
Mollie - The Piddles Party. Supporters - Locke Michael21 GypsyGoth
Nathan - The Labear Party. Supporters - Samuel Vicky Shaun ukturtle Iceman Niamh Nicole Zee: PARTY COMPLETE AND THROUGH TO NEXT STAGE
Arista - The Aristacratic Party. Supporters - Bollo Roy Mars III

[Maia]

Now Labear can't recruit anymore, it is time you all do the right thing and support the Piddles Party. With your help, endangered animals and homeless people will be a thing of the past. We are all for helping the worse-off in the world here at our party.

[King Gizzard]

putting something in the title might gather a bit more interest

[King Gizzard]

OOOOOOOOOOH PARTIES AND TiTS

[Kate!]

putting something in the title might gather a bit more interest

ok, will do :)

Not Parties and Tits though!

[Doogle]

I'll support the Ginger party because I feel bad for Marc.

[Kate!]

I'll support the Ginger party because I feel bad for Marc.

Aaaaw

Marc - The Ginger Party. Supporters so far - Lee Doogle
Joey and JF - The Coalition Party. Supporters - Ammi Kizzy
Niall - Tibb Socialist Party. Supporters - Fruitcake Glenn
Lucas - The Cock Blocking Party. Supporters - Kate
Mollie - The Piddles Party. Supporters - Locke Michael21 GypsyGoth
Nathan - The Labear Party. Supporters - Samuel Vicky Shaun ukturtle Iceman Niamh Nicole Zee: PARTY COMPLETE AND THROUGH TO NEXT STAGE
Arista - The Aristacratic Party. Supporters - Bollo Roy Mars III

[Black Dagger]

Yes!!!!!!!! :D

I'm just desperate to get more supporters for Lucas (realistically though with that name we haven't got a Piddles in hell's chance!

You try coming up with something decent at 10 to 1 in the morning :tongue:

THE PEOPLE WILL BE BEHIND US. AND THEY CAN BE BEHIND OTHERS IF THEY JOIN.

[Kate!]

:hmph: the Hearty Party was good I'll have you know ;)

:hug:

I fear we may be better withdrawing and lending our support to one of the other parties??

[Black Dagger]

:hmph: the Hearty Party was good I'll have you know ;)

:hug:

I fear we may be better withdrawing and lending our support to one of the other parties??

****ing Hearty Party, if you are trying to get a bunch of six year olds to vote maybe :tongue:

:hug:

[Kate!]

****ing Hearty Party, if you are trying to get a bunch of six year olds to vote maybe :tongue:

:hug:

Better than a party with Cock in the title :p

:love:

[Maia]

http://i40.tinypic.com/1zwiwxd.png

Freedom Is Ours

[Kate!]

http://i40.tinypic.com/1zwiwxd.png

Freedom Is Ours

I love this....Lucas, if we don't get any recruits within the next hour I'm defecting to Camp Piddles :love:


:hug: sowwee :wavey:

[Black Dagger]

Better than a party with Cock in the title :p

:love:

I'm surprised, with the amount of people being into cock on this forum I thought I'd have a great turn-out :tongue:

[Maia]

I love this....Lucas, if we don't get any recruits within the next hour I'm defecting to Camp Piddles :love:


:hug: sowwee :wavey:

:amazed:!!!!!

*gets Welcome Pack at the ready*

[Roy Mars III]

http://i40.tinypic.com/1zwiwxd.png

Freedom Is Ours

Sign me up

[Ammi]

I really hope when members decide what party to support they will see past the bribes and offer of freebies from those who feel the need to use such means to recruit to their party.

Our, jedwardJoey cosylisten party is the real way forward,a true coalition where each supporter is not a number but a name and a vital part of our existence.

We are a party with a conscience, believing not in giving freebies away for short term gain but setting out to benefit all over a much longer period with fair and caring policies which are designed to help build up not bring down.

All are welcome to join us, along with ourselves, we also have the truly amazing Ammi and Kizzy,(great you are still with us Kizzy),who are two individuals who will make sure we keep our promises rather than like most of the freebie giving parties who would likely even forget what their policies are,(that's if they ever had any in the first place), once elected.

These are the only words you need to hear..these boys need you..and they need you now
http://i.imgur.com/h8CvQ.png

[Maia]

Sign me up

:worship:

Great to have you on board; your welcome pack, 2 tickets to Disneyland Paris, and box of Frosties will be in the post shortly

[Kate!]

Sign me up

Stop jumping ship Roy :nono:




:joker: kidding....though I suspect Arista will not be thrilled.

[Kate!]

:worship:

Great to have you on board; your welcome pack, 2 tickets to Disneyland Paris, and box of Frosties will be in the post shortly

Ah, what the hell. Sorry Lucas...Mollie's got me with the Frosties :hugesmile:

Update

Marc - The Ginger Party. Supporters so far - Lee Doogle
Joey and JF - The Coalition Party. Supporters - Ammi Kizzy
Niall - Tibb Socialist Party. Supporters - Fruitcake Glenn
Lucas - The Cock Blocking Party. Supporters - :bawling:
Mollie - The Piddles Party. Supporters - Locke Michael21 GypsyGoth Kate Roy Mars III
Nathan - The Labear Party. Supporters - Samuel Vicky Shaun ukturtle Iceman Niamh Nicole Zee: PARTY COMPLETE AND THROUGH TO NEXT STAGE
Arista - The Aristacratic Party. Supporters - Bollo

[Maia]

:amazed::amazed::amazed:

Welcome pack, 2 Disneyland Paris tickets and a box of Frosties on their way to you as well now Kate.

And for your valiant effort in joining I will happily throw in a pack of jam doughnuts for you.

[Kate!]

:love: Lucas will understand.... devil. Frosties and Jam donuts! Can't say no to that!

[michael21]

i saw pixie lott on Monday :amazed::worship::worship:

[Kate!]

i saw pixie lott on Monday :amazed::worship::worship:

Where? :suspect:

[michael21]

Where? :suspect:

on the side of a bus that went past me :bawling::bawling::bawling:

[HBB1508]

Sign me up for th Piddles Party please - anything to save the koalas and kittens!!!

[Mystic Mock]

If you support The Coalition Party we will pull the troops out of Afghanistan and Iraq.

[Kate!]

on the side of a bus that went past me :bawling::bawling::bawling:

:hugesmile::hugesmile::hugesmile:






- Lynne (if it's ok to call you Lynne?) I will add your name to the Piddles supporters :dance: Mollie will be delighted. -

[Kate!]

Update

Marc - The Ginger Party. Supporters so far - Lee Doogle
Joey and JF - The Coalition Party. Supporters - Ammi Kizzy
Niall - Tibb Socialist Party. Supporters - Fruitcake Glenn
Lucas - The Cock Blocking Party. Supporters - :bawling:
Mollie - The Piddles Party. Supporters - Locke Michael21 GypsyGoth Kate Roy Mars III HBB1508
Nathan - The Labear Party. Supporters - Samuel Vicky Shaun ukturtle Iceman Niamh Nicole Zee: PARTY COMPLETE AND THROUGH TO NEXT STAGE
Arista - The Aristacratic Party. Supporters - Bollo

2 more required for The Piddles Party.....

[HBB1508]

- Lynne (if it's ok to call you Lynne?) I will add your name to the Piddles supporters :dance: Mollie will be delighted. -

Lynne is fine - yes please add me to the piddles!!

[Kizzy]

As if i would leave my boys! ;)
There is a dirty tricks campaign i see...

[Kate!]

As if i would leave my boys! ;)
There is a dirty tricks campaign i see...

what? :eek: what's going on?

[Jarrod]

I'm supporting the Piddles Party :)

[Kate!]

Update

Marc - The Ginger Party. Supporters so far - Lee Doogle
Joey and JF - The Coalition Party. Supporters - Ammi Kizzy
Niall - Tibb Socialist Party. Supporters - Fruitcake Glenn
Lucas - The Cock Blocking Party. Supporters -
Mollie - The Piddles Party. Supporters - Locke Michael21 GypsyGoth Kate Roy Mars III HBB1508 Jarroddaniel1
Nathan - The Labear Party. Supporters - Samuel Vicky Shaun ukturtle Iceman Niamh Nicole Zee: PARTY COMPLETE AND THROUGH TO NEXT STAGE
Arista - The Aristacratic Party. Supporters - Bollo

1 more required for The Piddles Party.....

[Kate!]

Joey and JF, get recruiting :)

[MTVN]

Come on Marc, you're not trying very hard to recruit

[Maia]

Lynne is fine - yes please add me to the piddles!!

I'm supporting the Piddles Party :)

:worship:

2 more welcome packs, Disneyland Paris tickets and boxes of Frosties in the post for you lovely people

[Kate!]

Come on Marc, you're not trying very hard to recruit

let's see you pledge an allegiance Matt :) Who will it be? :hugesmile:

Mollie....do you have a nice picture of Piddles we could put in our sigs?

[Roy Mars III]

Heard KA might want to join the PP but not sure if he has enough moral fiber to join

[HBB1508]

Yay the Piddles Party has 8 supporters now :)

[MTVN]

let's see you pledge an allegiance Matt :) Who will it be? :hugesmile:

Mollie....do you have a nice picture of Piddles we could put in our sigs?

All in due course, I am biding my time

[Niamh.]

Come on Marc, you're not trying very hard to recruit

He needs to change his name to The Ginger Warriors or something make it more appealing

[Kate!]

Yay the Piddles Party has 8 supporters now :)

I need confirmation from Leon before I put his name down.

Mollie, offer him some donuts, it worked for me :hugesmile:

[HBB1508]

I need confirmation from Leon before I put his name down.

Mollie, offer him some donuts, it worked for me :hugesmile:

Drat got over excited there for a moment :)

[Me. I Am Salman]

I support The Piddles Party

[Kate!]

ok...the Piddles Party is now through to the next stage. The other parties need to do some recruiting, they are sitting on their fatcat bottoms :p :laugh:

[Kate!]

Update

Marc - The Ginger Party. Supporters so far - Lee Doogle
Joey and JF - The Coalition Party. Supporters - Ammi Kizzy
Niall - Tibb Socialist Party. Supporters - Fruitcake Glenn
Mollie - The Piddles Party. Supporters - Locke Michael21 GypsyGoth Kate Roy Mars III HBB1508 Jarroddaniel1 Salman: PARTY COMPLETE AND THROUGH TO NEXT STAGE
Nathan - The Labear Party. Supporters - Samuel Vicky Shaun ukturtle Iceman Niamh Nicole Zee: PARTY COMPLETE AND THROUGH TO NEXT STAGE
Arista - The Aristacratic Party. Supporters - Bollo

Rule change.....instead of 5 parties going through to speeches, I'm changing it to four. So only 2 more can qualify....else we'll still be here in 2013. :laugh:

[Ammi]

ok...the Piddles Party is now through to the next stage. The other parties need to do some recruiting, they are sitting on their fatcat bottoms :p :laugh:

...actually that's not quite true..the Coalition Party are willing to bring the lads back home....but everyone would rather eat doughnuts

[Kate!]

...actually that's not quite true..the Coalition Party are willing to bring the lads back home....but everyone would rather eat doughnuts

yes, Joey and JF are not fatcats, admittedly. Hopefully some more will sign up soon. :) You may have to resort to bribery in the end though Ammi :)

[Maia]

Signatures for all the lovely Piddles Party supporters out there

http://i44.tinypic.com/2mmf0m.png

http://i39.tinypic.com/mutn3r.png

[DrunkerThanMoses]

Ill support Marc

[Kate!]

Update

Marc - The Ginger Party. Supporters so far - Lee Doogle DrunkerThanMoses
Joey and JF - The Coalition Party. Supporters - Ammi Kizzy
Niall - Tibb Socialist Party. Supporters - Fruitcake Glenn
Mollie - The Piddles Party. Supporters - Locke Michael21 GypsyGoth Kate Roy Mars III HBB1508 Jarroddaniel1 Salman: PARTY COMPLETE AND THROUGH TO NEXT STAGE
Nathan - The Labear Party. Supporters - Samuel Vicky Shaun ukturtle Iceman Niamh Nicole Zee: PARTY COMPLETE AND THROUGH TO NEXT STAGE
Arista - The Aristacratic Party. Supporters - Bollo

(Rule change.....instead of 5 parties going through to speeches, I'm changing it to four. So only 2 more can qualify....else we'll still be here in 2013.:laugh:)

[Ammi]

yes, Joey and JF are not fatcats, admittedly. Hopefully some more will sign up soon. :) You may have to resort to bribery in the end though Ammi :)

..no it's all about intergrity and honour with my candidates...there'll be no bribes from them today

[Mystic Mock]

We've got Gerrard Butler supporting our Party,come on people.

[joeysteele]

We've got Gerrard Butler supporting our Party,come on people.

That's a good name you managed to sign up jf, well done, negotiations went well then.

Ammi is right though, our party doesn't offer bribes because if we had the reins of power no one would even look for bribes.There would be no need.

I hope people think hard before going in with the soggy pasty lot especially and give us the chance. Jf and I have loads to offer.

[Me. I Am Salman]

That sig looks ace Mollie :shocked:

[Brother Leon]

Hmm...

[joeysteele]

As if i would leave my boys! ;)
There is a dirty tricks campaign i see...

I knew you wouldn't do that to us Kizzy. I never lost faith that you remained a supporter,it is appreciated.

[joeysteele]

We would abolish the TV licence. Get behind our campaign to rid the UK of this dinosaur tax. Support,please, the JedwardJoey 'cosylisten' coalition.

Never mind free sweets where all you're left with is nothing or an empty wrapper, never mind free TVs that likely are broken anyway or those heavy older sets with barely a few weeks of life left in them and definately ignore the soggy pasties with no description of their filling which would most likely be last weeks dinner in them.

With us, no gimmicks just good and fair policies with the aim of improving everyone's status and lives.

You will find us very grateful for your support.

[Livia]

I pledge my support to joey and JF.

[Kate!]

Update

Marc - The Ginger Party. Supporters so far - Lee Doogle DrunkerThanMoses
Joey and JF - The Coalition Party. Supporters - Ammi Kizzy Livia
Niall - Tibb Socialist Party. Supporters - Fruitcake Glenn
Mollie - The Piddles Party. Supporters - Locke Michael21 GypsyGoth Kate Roy Mars III HBB1508 Jarroddaniel1 Salman: PARTY COMPLETE AND THROUGH TO NEXT STAGE
Nathan - The Labear Party. Supporters - Samuel Vicky Shaun ukturtle Iceman Niamh Nicole Zee: PARTY COMPLETE AND THROUGH TO NEXT STAGE
Arista - The Aristacratic Party. Supporters - Bollo

[Mystic Mock]

Thanks Livia,lets hope others join you in our ace policies.

[arista]

We would abolish the TV licence. Get behind our campaign to rid the UK of this dinosaur tax. Support,please, the JedwardJoey 'cosylisten' coalition.

Never mind free sweets where all you're left with is nothing or an empty wrapper, never mind free TVs that likely are broken anyway or those heavy older sets with barely a few weeks of life left in them and definately ignore the soggy pasties with no description of their filling which would most likely be last weeks dinner in them.

With us, no gimmicks just good and fair policies with the ail of improving everyone's status and lives.

You will find us very grateful for your support.


Thats Our Plan
the Bloated BBC will have ads after each show
just like on SkyMovies.

[Kizzy]

COME ON! more support for the J boys ...Otherwise i will start lots of threads about boring social issues...You have been warned :D

[MTVN]

COME ON! more support for the J boys ...Otherwise i will start lots of threads about boring social issues...You have been warned :D

Thought you did that already?

[Kizzy]

Thought you did that already?
http://static.rcgroups.net/forums/attachments/2/1/4/7/7/1/a3234523-52-animated-laughing.gif?d=1273492044

[MTVN]

Thanks :bigsmile:

[Kizzy]

You're welcome
http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lexb3dHZer1qb3qcdo1_400.gif

[Jords]

Im getting behind Joey and JF :evilgrin:

[Kizzy]

Im getting behind Joey and JF :evilgrin:

Yey! nice one jords:)

[Mystic Mock]

Yes thank you Jords.

[arista]

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From way back in Nov. 2010



Feel The Force

[Brother Leon]

We demand change.

http://fashionbombdaily.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/Put-On-Young-Jeezy.jpg

[Niall]

What party are you? The Fisting Party?

We're the socialist party, you dirty capitalist. :hmph:

[Niall]

And labear disgust me with their faux socialist policies. :bored: -douses with red paint-

[joeysteele]

Thats Our Plan
the Bloated BBC will have ads after each show
just like on SkyMovies.




:hugesmile:Everything is your plan after someone else has said they are doing it, sorry but this is our pet project.

[joeysteele]

Oh wow, Livia and Jords, thank you both so much.

[Livia]

Oh wow, Livia and Jords, thank you both so much.

Anything for you Joey! And JF of course.

[arista]

:hugesmile:Everything is your plan after someone else has said they are doing it, sorry but this is our pet project.


You just need to Give Credit.

I have said for years to stop the BBC Tax
and you know that.

[Kizzy]

whats the outline of your policies then fellas? how about a campaign slogan something like ''No lies...No pies'' haha ...

[Kate!]

JF and Joey. If you get new supporters feel free to copy and paste the update list and add the names on :)

[InOne]

Joey and JF

[Kizzy]

Wooohoo do we have enough people yet kate? :)

[Ammi]

I pledge my support to joey and JF.

Im getting behind Joey and JF :evilgrin:

Joey and JF

:love:

[Kate!]

Update

Marc - The Ginger Party. Supporters so far - Lee Doogle DrunkerThanMoses
Joey and JF - The Coalition Party. Supporters - Ammi Kizzy Livia Jords InOne
Niall - Tibb Socialist Party. Supporters - Fruitcake Glenn
Mollie - The Piddles Party. Supporters - Locke Michael21 GypsyGoth Kate Roy Mars III HBB1508 Jarroddaniel1 Salman: PARTY COMPLETE AND THROUGH TO NEXT STAGE
Nathan - The Labear Party. Supporters - Samuel Vicky Shaun ukturtle Iceman Niamh Nicole Zee: PARTY COMPLETE AND THROUGH TO NEXT STAGE
Arista - The Aristacratic Party. Supporters - Bollo

you still need 3 people Cosy Listen Party.

[Me. I Am Salman]

The Coalition Party are made up of all the intellectuals :laugh:

[Z]

:idc: I think you'll find the Labear Party is the one full of the intellectuals

[Me. I Am Salman]

Oh you would think so >:[

[joeysteele]

Joey and JF

InOne you are amazing, thank you so much.

[MTVN]

Zee has an Aristacrat avatar but is supporting Labear :suspect:

[Shaun]

kizzy intellectual? *shakes salman until he works again*

[Shaun]

:o ARISTA STOLE HIS PARTY NAME FROM GREG

[Kazanne]

Joey and JF have my support :-)

[joeysteele]

Joey and JF have my support :-)

Thank you kazanne,so glad you appeared, where are some others,we need just 2 people now.

A short time to save this election process and put through the only party not offering bribes, giving false hopes and really also the only one with the brightest but fairest of ideas.

[Livia]

Zee has an Aristacrat avatar but is supporting Labear :suspect:

Don't see your name up there MTVN... celebrate the Hammers' glorious win tonight by throwing your support at Joey and JF. Go on... you know it makes sense.

[Me. I Am Salman]

Thank you kazanne,so glad you appeared, where are some others,we need just 2 people now.

A short time to save this election process and put through the only party not offering bribes, giving false hopes and really also the only one with the brightest but fairest of ideas.

How bitchy of you :nono:

[joeysteele]

Originally Posted by *Kate*
Update

Marc - The Ginger Party. Supporters so far - Lee Doogle DrunkerThanMoses
Joey and JF - The Coalition Party. Supporters - Ammi Kizzy Livia Jords InOne kazanne
Niall - Tibb Socialist Party. Supporters - Fruitcake Glenn
Mollie - The Piddles Party. Supporters - Locke Michael21 GypsyGoth Kate Roy Mars III HBB1508 Jarroddaniel1 Salman: PARTY COMPLETE AND THROUGH TO NEXT STAGE
Nathan - The Labear Party. Supporters - Samuel Vicky Shaun ukturtle Iceman Niamh Nicole Zee: PARTY COMPLETE AND THROUGH TO NEXT STAGE
Arista - The Aristacratic Party. Supporters - Bollo

[joeysteele]

How bitchy of you :nono:

:hugesmile:Politics is a bearpit very often,however we the JedwardJoey 'cosylisten' coalition tell things as they are.

[Kazanne]

Thank you kazanne,so glad you appeared, where are some others,we need just 2 people now.

A short time to save this election process and put through the only party not offering bribes, giving false hopes and really also the only one with the brightest but fairest of ideas.

I like your way of thinking Joey,honest,truthful and the party with a bright outlook.:wavey:

[Z]

ARISTA YOU THIEF! -changes avatar-

[Me. I Am Salman]

:hugesmile:Politics is a bearpit very often,however we the JedwardJoey 'cosylisten' coalition tell things as they are.

Not when it can hurt people's feelings :bawling:

[MTVN]

Don't see your name up there MTVN... celebrate the Hammers' glorious win tonight by throwing your support at Joey and JF. Go on... you know it makes sense.

I will make a decision soon, I am currently an undecided voter right now, but yes I should be celebrating - bout time we got a win!

[Vanessa]

Thank you kazanne,so glad you appeared, where are some others,we need just 2 people now.

A short time to save this election process and put through the only party not offering bribes, giving false hopes and really also the only one with the brightest but fairest of ideas.

Can i join, please? :flowers:

[joeysteele]

I like your way of thinking Joey,honest,truthful and the party with a bright outlook.:wavey:

We thank you very much for that comment. We prefer to set out to improve all peoples lives, not throw them soggy pasties.:hugesmile:

[Livia]

I will make a decision soon, I am currently an undecided voter right now, but yes I should be celebrating - bout time we got a win!

Well, think about it, weigh up all the facts... then join the Coalition.

And yeah, we needed that win.

[Vanessa]

We thank you very much for that comment. We prefer to set out to improve all peoples lives, not throw them soggy pasties.:hugesmile:

:joker:

[joeysteele]

Can i join, please? :flowers:

You wish to support our party,yes, we would be overjoyed for that support.Can I add your name? I wouldn't presume to do so like maybe some other parties may do.

[Vanessa]

You wish to support our party,yes, we would be overjoyed for that support.Can I add your name? I wouldn't presume to do so like maybe some other parties may do.

Of course you can! You won me over! :thumbs:

[joeysteele]

Originally Posted by *Kate*
Update

Marc - The Ginger Party. Supporters so far - Lee Doogle DrunkerThanMoses
Joey and JF - The Coalition Party. Supporters - Ammi Kizzy Livia Jords InOne kazanne Vanessa
Niall - Tibb Socialist Party. Supporters - Fruitcake Glenn
Mollie - The Piddles Party. Supporters - Locke Michael21 GypsyGoth Kate Roy Mars III HBB1508 Jarroddaniel1 Salman: PARTY COMPLETE AND THROUGH TO NEXT STAGE
Nathan - The Labear Party. Supporters - Samuel Vicky Shaun ukturtle Iceman Niamh Nicole Zee: PARTY COMPLETE AND THROUGH TO NEXT STAGE
Arista - The Aristacratic Party. Supporters - Bollo

[joeysteele]

Anyone really undecided who is leaning towards us, is there anything you may feel the need to ask that we may be able to help you with as to helping you make a clearer final decision.

We are both always approachable,in fact all our supporters are,we won't turn away once elected if we managed to get through and were then elected.

[Vanessa]

The Coalition Party are made up of all the intellectuals :laugh:

:dance::elephant::dazzler::colour::thumbs:

[Maia]

Something a bit too pretentious about some of these parties *cough*co*cough*a*cough*lition*cough*

[Vanessa]

Something a bit too pretentious about some of these parties *cough*co*cough*a*cough*lition*cough*

:nono::tongue::pat:

[joeysteele]

JF and Joey. If you get new supporters feel free to copy and paste the update list and add the names on :)

I have added the 2 that have recently very graciously given us their support,we only need one more name now.

[Kizzy]

kizzy intellectual? *shakes salman until he works again*

*shakes the effing rudeness out of shaun*

[Marc]

LOL thanks Lee Dylan and Jon

[joeysteele]

Kizzy has shown sound judgement from the start and also loyalty to our coalition..

[joeysteele]

Not when it can hurt people's feelings :bawling:

I would never set out to hurt your feelings Salman, I am just really sad we failed to convince you to support us this time round.

[Kate!]

Well done Joey and JF. Only one more recruit needed and you're through. Then only one more Party can make it.

[joeysteele]

Well done Joey and JF. Only one more recruit needed and you're through. Then only one more Party can make it.

Thank you Kate, I am really trying, watching like a hawk for that one last name for us.:joker:

Really over the moon with all our supporters so far and especially too getting InOne backing us.

[Kazanne]

Where is Novo and Angus?

[Mystic Mock]

Where is Novo and Angus?

I've been wondering aswell,maybe one of them will join tommorrow.

[joeysteele]

Where is Novo and Angus?

I think a good few people are not on tonight, one more name is all we need now though.

Anyone care to put me out of my misery and pledge their support before I go to bed.:joker::joker:

[Vanessa]

I think a good few people are not on tonight, one more name is all we need now though.

Anyone care to put me out of my misery and pledge their support before I go to bed.:joker::joker:

:laugh3::laugh3:

[joeysteele]

:laugh3::laugh3:

You are a real tonic Vanessa.

[Kizzy]

* prays for angus and begs salman*

[Vanessa]

You are a real tonic Vanessa.

I try my best! :flowers:

[Kizzy]

My mate alan will lapdance any supporters of the J boys...
http://file028.bebo.com/1/mediuml/2007/01/05/20/3090470065a3090997262b90426789ml.jpg

[Vanessa]

My mate alan will lapdance any supporters of the J boys...
http://file028.bebo.com/1/mediuml/2007/01/05/20/3090470065a3090997262b90426789ml.jpg

:amazed:

[Glenn.]

Might jump from Niall's sinking ship and go to the Coalition :idc:

[Mystic Mock]

Go for it Glenn? you won't regret it.:dance:

[Kazanne]

Might jump from Niall's sinking ship and go to the Coalition :idc:

C'mon.you know it makes sense,we are the party to sink those ships:hugesmile:

[joeysteele]

you would be very welcome Glenn. We would love your support but it's your decision and we would totally respect what you decide to do.

[Kizzy]

Alan is poised and ready....

[Niall]

Glenn if you do that then I will have to have the Secret Police throw you in a work camp. Won't like that now, will you? :idc:

[Kizzy]

C'mon.you know it makes sense,we are the party to sink those ships:hugesmile:

Your sig is AMAZE...how do i get it? :)

[Glenn.]

But your party isn't going anywhere and I just wanna be part of something good ya know :idc:

[Glenn.]

-donates £3m to Coalition and joins party-

[Niall]

But your party isn't going anywhere and I just wanna be part of something good ya know :idc:

Socialism is good. It's all about furthering equality and social cohesion and harmony between all peoples. I think thats something which is pretty damned good. :idc:

[Kizzy]

Glenn if you do that then I will have to have the Secret Police throw you in a work camp. Won't like that now, will you? :idc:

Decisions decisions glenn....work camp or cone moobs....which one?...:conf::conf:

[Mystic Mock]

Thank you Glenn,you are officially in The Coalition Party.

[Glenn.]

I've ditched Niall. As sorry as I am I just don't believe in the cause as much as he does.

[Kazanne]

Your sig is AMAZE...how do i get it? :)

I pinched it off Ammi,she said it was ok to use it,would be good for all party members,lol.I just copied and pasted then uploaded to photobucket:hugesmile:

[Kazanne]

I've ditched Niall. As sorry as I am I just don't believe in the cause as much as he does.

Yeah,welcome Glenn :dance::dance::dance:

[joeysteele]

I respect Niall greatly and wish him well but if it's your final decision to support us Glenn, I along with JF welcome you and thank you for your decision to give us the chance.

[Niall]

-Phones Secret Police, arranges Glenn's incarceration for tomorrow-

[Kizzy]

We have enough! we are in! :D (put glenn in hiding and arranges plastic surgeon)

[joeysteele]

I can go to bed soon now, I had visions of me getting up every half hour or so to see if that last name has pledged support for us. Many thanks Glenn.

[Kazanne]

I respect Niall greatly and wish him well but if it's your final decision to support us Glenn, I along with JF welcome you and thank you for your decision to give us the chance.

Well done boys,now let the show begin:devil:

[joeysteele]

Well done boys,now let the show begin:devil:

We thank you too kazanne, along with all our other supporters who have 'all' made a great effort as to our success to get through, the efforts and support of everyone is not unnoticed and will be greatly respected as we now try to win the votes needed to get elected.

[Glenn.]

-Phones Secret Police, arranges Glenn's incarceration for tomorrow-

-goes into hiding-

[Mystic Mock]

Thank you to everyone who supported us.

[Glenn.]

May The Polls Be Ever In Our Favor :idc:

[Shaun]

With Nathan, the Turtle, Zee and I the Labear Party has quite easily secured the Music subforum seat :idc:

[Kizzy]

Im sorry...a poor poor four is just not satisfactory....hehehe

[Kate!]

Ok, proper update in the morning, cba to go back and quote atm. :p The Coalition are through. We need one more party to get full membership and that's the four. Ginger Party and 2 others left to choose from, Erm what are they again....oh yes Aristacrats and Nialls lot.

[Ammi]

With Nathan, the Turtle, Zee and I the Labear Party has quite easily secured the Music subforum seat :idc:

We already have this as our rally song.....Tgcc5V9Hu3g&ob=av2n...and David has pledged his support to the Coalition...and given us exclusive rights to his music...he thinks your a bt of a t*t actually..I wasn't supposed to repeat that last bit.....
....and Shaun...we all really can sing like dolphins

[Kate!]

Possible suggestion, maybe the remaining parties could merge and elect one leader? Seeing as all still need at least 5 supporters to qualify. Closing this part at noon, if no further candidates qualify by then its officially a 3 horse race. Candidates, consider your supporters carefully and choose either one or two campaign manager/s to help promote you and write your speech.

[Vanessa]

Ok, proper update in the morning, cba to go back and quote atm. :p The Coalition are through. We need one more party to get full membership and that's the four. Ginger Party and 2 others left to choose from, Erm what are they again....oh yes Aristacrats and Nialls lot.

The Coalition is through! Wooh hoo! :dance::elephant::dog::banana::cheer:

[joeysteele]

The Coalition is through! Wooh hoo! :dance::elephant::dog::banana::cheer:

Yes, Glenn defected to us after midnight, that meant I could go to bed and get some sleep as I would have never slept knowing we only needed one more supporter.
:joker:I'd have been up and down checking this thread all night hoping to see a name say they were supporting us.:joker:

[Ammi]

Yes, Glenn defected to us after midnight, that meant I could go to bed and get some sleep as I would have never slept knowing we only needed one more supporter.
:joker:I'd have been up and own checking this thread all night hoping to see a name say they were supporting us.:joker:

LOL Joey..it was all in hand all along

[Kate!]

The other parties have failed to recruit the required supporters and so, sadly, we say farewell to The Ginger Party. The AristaCrats and Niall's lot :D :wavey:

Joey and Jedward - you are representing the Cosy Listen Party (let me know if you prefer Coalition) Your supporters are Ammi, Livia, Kizzy, Jords, InOne, Kazanne, Vanessa and Glenn.

Mollie - you are representing the Piddles Party. Your supporters are Locke, Michael21, GypsyGoth, Kate, Roy Mars III, HBB1308, Jarroddaniel1 and Salman!

Nathan - you are representing the Labear Party. Your supporters are Samuel, Vicky, Shaun, ukturtle, Niamh, Iceman, Nicole and Zee.

Candidates please now select your campaign managers (you may have one or two if you prefer) and post in here when your speeches are ready. In the meantime the rest of your supporters may continue to campaign on your behalf, discuss policies, offer bribes and blacken each others names to your hearts content in this thread. Politics is such fun ;)

Optional....if in addition to your speech you wish to post a manifesto of your basic policies and what you stand for, go ahead. Just basically do whatever you want.....yep, and that's about it :)

[joeysteele]

The JedwardJoey coalition will be preparing a brief outline of the major things we would do, also choosing,inviting them to be and securing from our incredible list of multi talented supporters the campaign manager/s.

Hopefully most will be in place late this evening.

[Glenn.]

Just had an anonymous email which states that Piddles is in fact a cat. :idc:

[Kate!]

Just had an anonymous email which states that Piddles is in fact a cat. :idc:

Scurrilous lies :hmph:

[HBB1508]

Just had an anonymous email which states that Piddles is in fact a cat. :idc:

Slanderous they're just confused with Tiddles!!!

[Kizzy]

I'd like to nominate myself for the Anti-Menopausal-housewives-who-play-the-victim party please.

Proof if any were needed there is a mole within the labear party trying to influence voters to join a splinter group!
Dare we trust a party with dangerous corrupt supporters?.....NO!

[MTVN]

I would like to throw my support behind the Arista party please

[Livia]

I would like to throw my support behind the Arista party please

MTVN... not like a West Ham supporter to back a hopeless cause.

I can say that, you know.

[Kate!]

I would like to throw my support behind the Arista party please

the Arista Party are now out of the running sadly :(

Candidates eligible are posted further up this page...only three of them got enough support.

Also, people can still join the 3 parties through to the ballot stage, just copy and paste and add your name :)

[Vanessa]

Just had an anonymous email which states that Piddles is in fact a cat. :idc:

:laugh2:

[Vanessa]

MTVN... not like a West Ham supporter to back a hopeless cause.

I can say that, you know.

Hello Livia! How are you? :wavey:

[Livia]

Hello Livia! How are you? :wavey:

I'm fine thank you Vanessa, How's yourself?

[Vanessa]

I'm fine thank you Vanessa, How's yourself?

I'm good thanks! Got banned from Digital Spy! :tongue::blush2:

[arista]

MTVN... not like a West Ham supporter to back a hopeless cause.

I can say that, you know.


No he is one of the best Mods




Life In The City

[Livia]

No he is one of the best Mods


Life In The City

I was kidding with MTVN, arista. I am a West Ham supporter too, it's where I come from originally.

Life In The Inner City

[joeysteele]

I would like to throw my support behind the Arista party please

They are no longer eligible for election, they must have run out of free pasties.

[Kate!]

Candidates from the three parties, put your speechwriters to work! Post in here when you have chosen :)

[Vanessa]

They are no longer eligible for election, they must have run out of free pasties.

:laugh2:

[joeysteele]

It will be later in the evening when we have our details Kate, Working on it though,however I am out for a few hours likely now.

[Kate!]

It will be later in the evening when we have our details Kate, Working on it though,however I am out for a few hours likely now.

No rush at all Joey...I think it will be later in the evening before the Labear candidate is online :)

[Suze]

Oh Kate! thank goodness you iz still here :hug: Naughty Niamh :nono: I just nosed in the ban section and went :o Noooo!

[Brother Leon]

I vote for the first party that brings me a Ribena.

[Kate!]

http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSM0_RvIwHesnDvn57vfGmIavOwmmIpd QbcdiSD8SOwEwvV-fdF

Now join the Piddles Party!!!!!!

[Kate!]

Oh Kate! thank goodness you iz still here :hug: Naughty Niamh :nono: I just nosed in the ban section and went :o Noooo!

Yep, she's very naughty indeed! But revenge has been taken ;) check out the Wanted Dead or Alive thread :D

[Glenn.]

:idc:

http://i83.photobucket.com/albums/j303/GlennDines123/corgicat.png

[joeysteele]

I understand JF is at a vital policy meeting so it will be tomorrow morning likely before we announce anything, I hope that is okay. Elections take careful planning and we want all to be right.

[Kate!]

That's fine Joey, haven't heard from either Nathan or Mollie yet as to the speeches. Who have you chosen for your Campaign Manager.

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

Coalition party baby!!!! Bring it on :dance2: we need a drinks emoticon :joker:

[Ammi]

Coalition party baby!!!! Bring it on :dance2: we need a drinks emoticon :joker:

:love:

[Kate!]

Glenn :laugh2: thats hilarious.


Poor innocent Piddles. It's a frame up.

[joeysteele]

We have a truly amazing campaign manager who has done JF and I the honour of accepting the role, Livia.

[Mystic Mock]

Yeah we have high hopes for Livia.

[Kizzy]

Yey....

[Kate!]

Mollie and Nathan....where are you? :laugh:

[Brother Leon]

Thank you for the ribena.

I don't join politics, But you have my vote Piddles posse :idc:

[Glenn.]

Glenn :laugh2: thats hilarious.


Poor innocent Piddles. It's a frame up.

My source is legit :hmph:

[Bollo]

Arista, my lord

I have failed you miserably, my sincerest apologies....

I had a couple of *ahem*prior engagements to attend to

It saddens me that the future is now beholden to a bunch of young ruffians

I weep in the knowledge that you are not being crowned the leader as you so rightfully should be...

- Also MTVN you are most righteous and knowledgable, I bow down to you

[Kate!]

Joey and JF will win this seeing as the other two candidates seem to have disappeared.

[King Gizzard]

Was feeling ill yesterday and slept alot of it, I'll have my speech writer soon *Kate*

[King Gizzard]

Ok so who wants to be our speech writer? :idc:

[joeysteele]

The 'JedwardJoey coalition party' has it's manifesto of policies which will be posted today hopefully.

We are a party of no gimmicks, no frills around the edges just telling it like it is. The policies we will be putting forward will cover a lot of necessary changes needed and also willl be taking on board people's anger at some issues and also their hopes for a better,safer and peaceful time in their lives.

We are not a party for show,we do not need to dress anything up, we believe people see through freebies and showy gimmicks so will be steering well clear of them or using them.

I am sure the thinking behind out policies will reflect the hopes of people on this forum, given a 'licence to go' with our policies by those voting on here will begin the battle to restore most of the decency and right as to what should be the norm in the UK.

[arista]

Arista, my lord

I have failed you miserably, my sincerest apologies....

I had a couple of *ahem*prior engagements to attend to

It saddens me that the future is now beholden to a bunch of young ruffians

I weep in the knowledge that you are not being crowned the leader as you so rightfully should be...

- Also MTVN you are most righteous and knowledgable, I bow down to you


Not a Problem
I will break into the Meetings
and sort Joey out.

[arista]

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Point Of Order
is a member of our staff Drunk?

This was posted on the Official Ban Thread
yesterday.

[joeysteele]

Not a Problem
I will break into the Meetings
and sort Joey out.

Joey is looking forward very much to that.:joker:

[Kate!]

Aw, I hope you feel better today Nathan. :hug:

Arista - check out the Wanted Dead or Alive thread, a little payback for Miss Niamh. :D

[joeysteele]

One of the main policies of the JedwardJoey coalition party and also at the heart of our central theme will be the absolute, for all time, scrapping of the hated TV Licence.

It is in my view and has been since I was able to understand things the most ridiculous and obscene tax in the UK at the present time.
To buy it outright removes near £150 from peoples budgets every year,to pay for it weekly or other means, can take as much as £5 weekly out of your income.

In this technological age, it is beyond all comprehension as to why we should have to pay such a licence for the privilege of watching a TV only to appease one Channel company too.

We want it to go, give us the 'licence to go' and this Licence will go, certainly for good too.

[Kate!]

Oooh, that policy is a definite vote winner. I fear for the Piddles Party a little.

[joeysteele]

JedwardJoey coalition party.

The JedwardJoey coalition party is a true listening party. In the forthcoming election voters will have the chance to help us to put the wrong things right.We hope you come on board.

[Niamh.]

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Point Of Order
is a member of our staff Drunk?

This was posted on the Official Ban Thread
yesterday.

Is it cos I is Irish? :suspect:

[Livia]

Is it cos I is Irish? :suspect:

"Labear supporter accuses neutral of racial slur..."

More on that story later...

[Black Dagger]

Labear and Piddles ooze desperation.

The Coalition party is a cert to get my vote.

[Glenn.]

I think the Piddles Party are hanging their heads in shame after the scandal of their mascot was revealed :idc:

[thesheriff443]

im floating!lol

[Kizzy]

im floating!lol

Nobody likes a floater...drift over to the coalition my lovely...

[Kate!]

Lucas :nono: Piddles needs you.

Glenn :nono: We stand with our heads held high. Your smear campaign will not affect us.

[thesheriff443]

Nobody likes a floater...drift over to the coalition my lovely...

will i get to have tea with the leaders, like you can with david cameron?:joker:

[Kizzy]

will i get to have tea with the leaders, like you can with david cameron?:joker:

Yes but it wont cost as much...maybe 25p towards a box of jaffa cakes, is that reasonable?

[thesheriff443]

you will have to put more than jaffa cakes on the table!lol

[Kizzy]

Labear and Piddles ooze desperation.

The Coalition party is a cert to get my vote.
You know it makes sense BD... we have no tme for fugly politics our policies are beautiful. :)

[Kizzy]

you will have to put more than jaffa cakes on the table!lol

how about these?
http://dessertstalking.com/wp-content/uploads/tdomf//6398/boobs2-250x250.jpg
Would they swing your vote?...

[thesheriff443]

its got me thiking about it!

[HBB1508]

Labear and Piddles ooze desperation.

The Coalition party is a cert to get my vote.

We do not ooze - we waft gracefully!!!

[Kazanne]

One of the main policies of the JedwardJoey coalition party and also at the heart of our central theme will be the absolute, for all time, scrapping of the hated TV Licence.

It is in my view and has been since I was able to understand things the most ridiculous and obscene tax in the UK at the present time.
To buy it outright removes near £150 from peoples budgets every year,to pay for it weekly or other means, can take as much as £5 weekly out of your income.

In this technological age, it is beyond all comprehension as to why we should have to pay such a licence for the privilege of watching a TV only to appease one Channel company too.

We want it to go, give us the 'licence to go' and this Licence will go, certainly for good too.

Way to go,the coalition party hits the nail on the head,there is NO need for the greedy BBC to keep taking this money,they are no better than any other TV channel,infact I rarely watch BBC,so why should I have to pay that ammount of money when i can watch stuff online,people should just refuse to pay,they cant send us all to clink,lol,I'm with you all the way,JedwardJoey:dance:

[Livia]

Labear and Piddles ooze desperation.

The Coalition party is a cert to get my vote.

Top man...

[joeysteele]

Kate. as this is also your project, our manifesto of policies is ready, our speech will follow later tonight hopefully but am I in order to post the manifesto.

Don't want to jump no guns but our campaign manager has given us the go ahead with the final manifesto wording and policies within.
JF and I are eager to show people what we, 'The Jedward/Joey coalition' want to put right and do.

[Kate!]

Joey, you can post it whenever you are ready, that's fine. I suspect the Piddles Party haven't even started yet, but we'll see :D

Once I have posts from the 3 parties I'll post a forum vote thread.

[Kizzy]

We do not ooze - we waft gracefully!!!

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lnquo24PGJ1qhzp8io1_500.gif

[Jesus.]

If Labear changed their name to "labia", then I would be tempted.

[Jesus.]

http://flvrd.com/static/p/corgi-fart-gif.gif