r/britishproblems

[Scarlett.]

My new favourite subreddit (http://www.reddit.com/r/britishproblems/) :elephant:

[Mrluvaluva]

My toast soldiers are flaccid and undippable. How can I make them stand to attention?

Common problem...

[lostalex]

My toast soldiers are flaccid and undippable. How can I make them stand to attention?

Common problem...

toothpicks.

[Scarlett.]

toothpicks.

I could forsee an accident if one gets preoccupied with Daybreak though

[lostalex]

I could forsee an accident if one gets preoccupied with Daybreak though

if yu stab yurself with a toothpick you probably deserve it. pay attention.

[Scarlett.]

if yu stab yurself with a toothpick you probably deserve it. pay attention.

but...Kate Garraway....

http://www.itv.com/daybreak/presenters/6ca0fcea-1d88-4d5e-b2d2-1346fb0cb1e1/PreviewFile.jpg.ashx?q=90&v=1&w=304

[Mrluvaluva]

toothpicks.

Will they resolve a flaccidity problem? I'll get some tomorrow and try them out. Nothing worse than a floppy soldier.

[Shaun]

'My tutting wasn't loud enough' :laugh2:

[Glenn.]

''My bag for life broke in the wrong supermarket so I had to buy one of theirs''
:joker:

[Marc]

I love these FirstWorldPain-type websites :laugh:

[Marc]

"The horse I bet on at the grand National died."

"UNEXPECTED ITEM IN BAGGING AREA"

:laugh2:

[Niall]

This is wonderful :love:

[Scarlett.]

"I tripped on my own feet on the way into Tesco and had to stare at the floor accusingly for a minute."

"...I also looked back at the floor as I walked away, muttering under my breath."

lmao

[MTVN]

"I'm shouting the answers to this Radio 4 quiz, but the idiots keep getting it wrong nonetheless."

Been there

[Vicky.]

I couldn't think of anything to talk to my barber about and now I'm afraid he was offended.

:D

[Scarlett.]

I couldn't think of anything to talk to my barber about and now I'm afraid he was offended.

:D

It's even better when you click it :joker:

"I think I'll have to drive 7 miles to another one next time to avoid the embarrassment."

[Marsh.]

"I wanted to buy some half-price chocolate at WH Smith but wasn't offered any and didn't want to make a scene."

"I forgot to apologise to the lady who elbowed me."

"My neighbours keep using my gated path because it’s better than theirs."

:hugesmile: