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Old 18-04-2012, 12:11 AM #1
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My toast soldiers are flaccid and undippable. How can I make them stand to attention?

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if yu stab yurself with a toothpick you probably deserve it. pay attention.
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Will they resolve a flaccidity problem? I'll get some tomorrow and try them out. Nothing worse than a floppy soldier.
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