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Shaun
22-04-2012, 09:55 PM
Struggling to give your most-loved members that special little signature from your reasoning? Find yourself using the words 'nice' and 'funny' too often? Just plain lazy?

LOOK NO FURTHER

Shu365 has compiled a list of preset reasons easily bendable to match your chosen member. Here's a quick sample!


Once, when I was unconscious, he gave me CPR and I can't really thank the man enough for it.
Every time she posts I wish I was listening to "She Will be Loved" by Maroon 5 but I own no cassette players so this will have to do, really.
This vision of an albino horse in my dreams told me to.
I have a handful of photos of them printed out and compiled in a binder, to take to the hairdresser's. I just love their style.
His favourite film is Jumanji and I just bloody love Robin Williams, okay?
I really admired the way she ran the TiBB Sport Relief marathon. Still feel sore from typing non-stop for 6 days but oh well! Those Africans won't feed themselves haha!
He loaned me a tenner when I needed to use Novo's betting suggestions, and even though I lost £3.79 he told me he didn't mind.
She has a pine bookcase and I yearn to smell it.
You know that scene in Inception where Nelson Mandela bites into a twinkie? No? Well ____ does, and he's willing to put up with my fantasies.
A lifetime of nihilism and depression has led me to believe that she's as good as it gets.

And many, many more!

For a quick subscription fee of at least 5 Most-Loved points, Shu365 will fill out your entire list. Discretion is always used, and customer satisfaction guaranteed.

Sign up fast! The first 5 subscribers will receive a personalised keyring!

Kate!
22-04-2012, 10:00 PM
I qualify for the free keyring ;) and would like it delivered by a sexy man tout suite. Merci.

Shaun
22-04-2012, 10:14 PM
this isn't a gigolo service :rolleyes: skank

King Gizzard
22-04-2012, 10:36 PM
do you sell nectarines here?

Shaun
22-04-2012, 10:37 PM
No but we have a glass dish filled with pecans.

Z
22-04-2012, 10:37 PM
:laugh2:

Kate!
23-04-2012, 02:42 AM
this isn't a gigolo service :rolleyes: skank

Ooooh lala. Fiesty little pop tart you are!

:D

Shaun
23-04-2012, 03:18 AM
just a tart thanks

Niamh.
23-04-2012, 10:43 AM
I'm struggling to think of a reason for Marc other than he's Ginger and I feel sorry for him, any suggestions?

Shaun
23-04-2012, 10:46 AM
-gives you a keyring-

How about:
- "His red hair ignites fire in my soul, and I wish he'd stop receiving death threats from estranged family members over it. Also, he can bate quite ably."

?

Niamh.
23-04-2012, 10:58 AM
How poetic Shaun :love: Gingers need love too