[Shaun]

Struggling to give your most-loved members that special little signature from your reasoning? Find yourself using the words 'nice' and 'funny' too often? Just plain lazy?

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• Once, when I was unconscious, he gave me CPR and I can't really thank the man enough for it.
• Every time she posts I wish I was listening to "She Will be Loved" by Maroon 5 but I own no cassette players so this will have to do, really.
• This vision of an albino horse in my dreams told me to.
• I have a handful of photos of them printed out and compiled in a binder, to take to the hairdresser's. I just love their style.
• His favourite film is Jumanji and I just bloody love Robin Williams, okay?
• I really admired the way she ran the TiBB Sport Relief marathon. Still feel sore from typing non-stop for 6 days but oh well! Those Africans won't feed themselves haha!
• He loaned me a tenner when I needed to use Novo's betting suggestions, and even though I lost £3.79 he told me he didn't mind.
• She has a pine bookcase and I yearn to smell it.
• You know that scene in Inception where Nelson Mandela bites into a twinkie? No? Well ____ does, and he's willing to put up with my fantasies.
• A lifetime of nihilism and depression has led me to believe that she's as good as it gets.

And many, many more!

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[Kate!]

I qualify for the free keyring and would like it delivered by a sexy man tout suite. Merci.

[Shaun]

this isn't a gigolo service skank

[King Gizzard]

do you sell nectarines here?

[Shaun]

No but we have a glass dish filled with pecans.

[Z]

[Kate!]

Originally Posted by Shaun

this isn't a gigolo service skank

Ooooh lala. Fiesty little pop tart you are!

[Shaun]

just a tart thanks

[Niamh.]

I'm struggling to think of a reason for Marc other than he's Ginger and I feel sorry for him, any suggestions?

[Shaun]

-gives you a keyring-

How about:
- "His red hair ignites fire in my soul, and I wish he'd stop receiving death threats from estranged family members over it. Also, he can bate quite ably."

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[Niamh.]

How poetic Shaun Gingers need love too