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King Gizzard
22-04-2012, 10:25 PM
Waldo Ponce

http://www.worldcuppictures.net/data/media/104/waldo-ponce.jpg

Matthias Cuntz

http://i.imgur.com/PjfSI.jpg
King Gizzard
22-04-2012, 10:26 PM
Celestine Babayaro

http://img.skysports.com/08/01/218x298/Celestine_Babayaro_625670.jpg
King Gizzard
22-04-2012, 10:27 PM
Rod Fanni

http://img.skysports.com/08/12/218x298/RodFanni_1616437.jpg
Shaun
22-04-2012, 10:28 PM
Papa Bouba Diop :love:
James
22-04-2012, 11:03 PM
Nortei Nortey - http://www.chelseafc.com/page/AcademyProfiles/0,,10268~1333478,00.html
Mystic Mock
23-04-2012, 03:09 AM
Segar Bastard

Check for yourselves if you don't believe me.
Fetch The Bolt Cutters
23-04-2012, 03:34 AM
i dont believe you
Fetch The Bolt Cutters
23-04-2012, 03:35 AM
just checked

turns out you were right
King Gizzard
23-04-2012, 03:37 AM
Jasper Derswankween
Mystic Mock
23-04-2012, 03:45 AM
Bongo Christ
mrlecturer
23-04-2012, 05:01 AM
David Goodwillie
Mahatma Otoo
the legend, Paul Dickov.
Danny ****tu
mrlecturer
23-04-2012, 05:02 AM
YES! i managed to trigger the censor with one of those names. :D
mrlecturer
23-04-2012, 05:11 AM
he's not a footballer, but his name always, always cracks me up.

Metta World Peace.
Fetch The Bolt Cutters
23-04-2012, 05:15 AM
fanny mcgayfag
mrlecturer
23-04-2012, 05:17 AM
fanny mcgayfag

:shocked:
Fetch The Bolt Cutters
23-04-2012, 05:54 AM
Christopher aidstemple
Fetch The Bolt Cutters
23-04-2012, 05:56 AM
Nigel Quim-fitzpatrick
GiRTh
23-04-2012, 08:48 AM
Gus Ceasar
Kenny Lunt
mrlecturer
23-04-2012, 08:50 AM
Jan Vennegoor of Hesselink
Marc
23-04-2012, 08:55 AM
fanny mcgayfag

Great player for Gay United
Shaun
23-04-2012, 09:10 AM
Jimmy Floyd Hasselbainck (or however you spell it) was an awesome name.
Marc
23-04-2012, 09:29 AM
Apparently there was a player call Ars Bandeet
Marc
23-04-2012, 09:29 AM
and another called Quim :laugh2: omg
Marc
23-04-2012, 09:30 AM
Funny Football Player Names:

1. Stefan ****z
2. Chiqui Arce
3. Bongo Christ
4. Have-a-Look Dube
5. Ars Bandeet
6. Segar Bastard
7. Rafael Scheidt
8. Rod Fanni
9. Johnny Moustache
10. David Goodwillie
11. Danny ****tu
12. Johan de Cock
13. Milan Fukal
14. Quim
15. Brian Pinas
16. Bernt Haas
17. Uwe Fuchs
18. Two-Boys Gladstone Gamede
19. Wolfgang Wolf
20. Creedence Clearwater Couto
21. Norman Conquest
22. Danger Fourpence
23. Paul Dickov
24. Argelico ****s
25. Harry Daft
26. Ruud Boffin
27. Mark De Man


List: http://soccerlens.com/funny-player-names/17311/
Boothy
23-04-2012, 11:08 AM
http://newsnetz-blog.ch/zumrundenleder/files/images/2005/1/mob1147_1105175883.jpg

"Bernt Haas, he shouldn't light his farts!"
Mystic Mock
23-04-2012, 02:37 PM
http://newsnetz-blog.ch/zumrundenleder/files/images/2005/1/mob1147_1105175883.jpg

"Bernt Haas, he shouldn't light his farts!"

:joker:
King Gizzard
18-10-2012, 11:53 PM
http://br.soccerway.com/players/mahatma-gandhi--heberpio-mattos-pires/211146/

http://br.soccerway.com/players/jonh-lennon-silva-santos/166611/
Raph
19-10-2012, 02:40 AM
Kaiserslautern players from last season:

Florian Dick
Martin Amedick (pronounced pretty much like 'i'm a dick')

love this thread. :laugh: