Facebook Updates of Soap Characters

[Redway]

Hey, guys. I thought it would be really good if we had this game going on where we have soap chararacters (whoever you wish) putting up various Facebook statuses. I was about to post this in Chat and Games but seeing as this is about soaps I posted it here. Anyway, here we go:

Status by Ben Mitchell: 'Feels too scared to go out now. Have such a guilty conscience.'

Comments:

Phil Mitchell: Oh, dear. What have you done now?
Shirley Carter: Kathy was killed off for you to come over. Really?
Peggy Mitchell: I turn my back on you lot for two minutes and this is what goes on. Ben, pull yourself together like family and Shirley you're not a Mitchell, so piss off.

The argument between Shirley and Peggy continues. (A very poor example, but hopefully you all get the gist.)

Go ahead...

[Maia]

Terry Duckworth: 'Getting some appalling abuse on Twitter, no need for it really'

Comments:

Tommy: 'Disgraceful tbh'
Terry: 'Absolutely'

[Scarlett.]

Sunita Alahan > Karl Price
My heating is broke, cum over quick

Dev Alahan
Cum over? Lol, Aadi scored a hole in one

Karl Price
So did I mate, so did I

Dev Alahan
Lol

Karl Price
:)

[LemonJam]

Phil Mitchell
Just got me cock pierced.

[Harry!]

(Young) Ben Mitchell: Like if you think I am better than Beyoncé xoxo

[Redway]

(Young) Ben Mitchell: Like if you think I am better than Beyoncé xoxo

-10 billion people like this.

[Mrluvaluva]

Sunita Alahan > Karl Price
My heating is broke, cum over quick

Dev Alahan
Cum over? Lol, Aadi scored a hole in one

Karl Price
So did I mate, so did I

Dev Alahan
Lol

Karl Price
:)

That actually made me lol.

[Scarlett.]

You can actually imagine Dev not being able to read between the lines, bless him xD

[Jords]

Lauren Branning wtfff people dont know when they take it TOO FAR! Im off back home!!!!!

Fatboy Chubb, Tyler Moon and 2 others like this.

Anthony Moon Loz dont be silly just re-arrange the date.

Fatboy Chubb Cum on bby gurl it was just a joke xxx
Tyler Moon likes this.

Lauren Branning No! Not cool Fats!!

Max Branning Says who?
Abby Branning likes this.

Lauren Branning DAD -____________- !
Abby Branning likes this.

Max Branning lol

Whitney Dean wats happened hun? xo

[MTVN]

http://profile.ak.fbcdn.net/hprofile-ak-ash2/276647_202046543192231_7493302_q.jpg Looking forward to this years Weatherfield in Bloom, have to say I fancy my chances taking a look at some of the other contestants ,,,,,,,,,,,efforts
,,,,,,,,,,,Mary Taylor likes this

,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,http://profile.ak.fbcdn.net/hprofile-ak-ash2/275083_100002726904552_5325558_q.jpg You wish

,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,http://profile.ak.fbcdn.net/hprofile-ak-ash2/276647_202046543192231_7493302_q.jpg **** off Gail

,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,http://profile.ak.fbcdn.net/hprofile-ak-snc4/157264_100001677557685_7706604_q.jpg Oh for goodness sake Norris

,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,http://profile.ak.fbcdn.net/hprofile-ak-ash2/276647_202046543192231_7493302_q.jpg Can't be too careful with a Platt Emily

[Patrick]

Patrick Trueman: i iz back walford!
Alfie Moon, Billy Mitchell and 3 others like this

Tiffany Dean: lol i thought that said "i is BLACK" haha soz

Carole Jackson: Tiff! fgs. Sorry about her Patrick, welcome back.
Patrick Trueman likes this

Whitney Dean: lol tiffany. <33

Patrick Trueman: Hey man, don't worry. Just buy me a shot of rum and I will forget that comment, eh?

Carole Jackson: kk ;] x

Morgan Butcher: -_-
Ray Dixon, Denise Wicks and 2 others like this

[King Gizzard]

Barry: I'm not actually dead lol Janine can **** herself x