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fruit_cake
12-07-2012, 09:19 AM
Shiv loves to make up a good cliche.., wake up and smell the humus. Here are some more I thought up for her to use on her eviction :devil:

I moved my hands and I lost the 100 grand

I just talked sh.it and now I ain't gonna win... IT

I lied down with Ash and I woke up with a Tash

I dished it out, but I've got a face like a sour trout

I put the grate back into Great Britain

:devil:

Jords
12-07-2012, 09:21 AM
:joker:

She talks in riddles to sound clever and make her argument more fancy... but in fact she just comes across completely ridiculous.

InOne
12-07-2012, 09:22 AM
"Wake up and smell the.....Hummus"

thesheriff443
12-07-2012, 09:53 AM
she takes lines used in rap that sound like crap she needs a slap

waterhog
12-07-2012, 09:54 AM
you are a poet and you no it ?

Marc
12-07-2012, 09:55 AM
'I put the grate back into Great Britain'

:)

SoberLikeGizmo
12-07-2012, 10:07 AM
She needs to stay

fruit_cake
12-07-2012, 10:19 AM
:joker:

She talks in riddles to sound clever and make her argument more fancy... but in fact she just comes across completely ridiculous.

that's what I see when she talks too. Shiv reminds me of a parrot, it goes in one ear and comes out the mouth without ever going past the brain...accept parrots don't tend to get their words mixed up so it's a bit of an unfair comparison for the parrot really :laugh:

Gillian-73
12-07-2012, 10:51 AM
that's what I see when she talks too. Shiv reminds me of a parrot, it goes in one ear and comes out the mouth without ever going past the brain...accept parrots don't tend to get their words mixed up so it's a bit of an unfair comparison for the parrot really :laugh:

This made me lol

Kizzy
12-07-2012, 10:58 AM
She has verbal diahorrea of the mouth.... You can't reason with people like that.

ChristmasNeeve
12-07-2012, 11:00 AM
She needs to stay

You didn't even take the time, to make that one rhyme :nono:

KingOfTheMods
12-07-2012, 11:02 AM
As soon as she realises she can't win the argument by intimidation she tries to baffle them with nonsense.

fruit_cake
12-07-2012, 11:38 AM
when Shiv talks it makes me cringe, it's probably because it comes straight out of her m...