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Old 12-07-2012, 09:19 AM #1
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Default Shiv and the cliches

Shiv loves to make up a good cliche.., wake up and smell the humus. Here are some more I thought up for her to use on her eviction

I moved my hands and I lost the 100 grand

I just talked sh.it and now I ain't gonna win... IT

I lied down with Ash and I woke up with a Tash

I dished it out, but I've got a face like a sour trout

I put the grate back into Great Britain


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She talks in riddles to sound clever and make her argument more fancy... but in fact she just comes across completely ridiculous.
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she takes lines used in rap that sound like crap she needs a slap
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you are a poet and you no it ?
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She talks in riddles to sound clever and make her argument more fancy... but in fact she just comes across completely ridiculous.
that's what I see when she talks too. Shiv reminds me of a parrot, it goes in one ear and comes out the mouth without ever going past the brain...accept parrots don't tend to get their words mixed up so it's a bit of an unfair comparison for the parrot really
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that's what I see when she talks too. Shiv reminds me of a parrot, it goes in one ear and comes out the mouth without ever going past the brain...accept parrots don't tend to get their words mixed up so it's a bit of an unfair comparison for the parrot really
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She has verbal diahorrea of the mouth.... You can't reason with people like that.
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You didn't even take the time, to make that one rhyme
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As soon as she realises she can't win the argument by intimidation she tries to baffle them with nonsense.
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