The X Factor 2012: Auditions Stage - Episode 1, 18-08-12

[Kazanne]

Nasty cow

[Gillian-73]

Jesus

[Marc]

Russian bitch

[Jordan.]

Poor Maria

[Doogle]

Mel is flawless :worship:

[Apple202]

Mel is being a flawless bitch :worship:

[Maia]

Mel B is quite brilliant

[Marc]

Scurry spice :(

[Apple202]

Mel is flawless :worship:

lmao snap

[Gillian-73]

She comes across real nasty Mel does

[Kazanne]

She's damn nasty

[GypsyGoth]

Mel B :lovedup:

[Marc]

Somebody just sing Mel B's song

[Jordan.]

Should have made her a permanent judge.

[Apple202]

She's just being truthful, god giving them false hope is hardly nice.

[Marc]

Does he have ADHD lol

[Maia]

:worship:

[Marc]

Lou :worship:

[Jordan.]

Don't say she's going to rip into this old man as well :joker:

[GypsyGoth]

Get him Mel.

[Doogle]

lmao snap
:amazed:

[Marc]

Should have made her a permanent judge.

Imagine her and Simon Cowell

Amazing

[Apple202]

Should have made her a permanent judge.

This.

[Black Dagger]

She's a ruthless bitch.

I'd hate to cross her.

[Kazanne]

Wonder if she'll have the balls to tell him he's too old

[Marc]

Get him Mel.

:laugh3:

[Doogle]

Rip him to pieces Mel

[GypsyGoth]

Hahahahaha

[Apple202]

Hahahah the truth

[Jordan.]

pmsl

[Marc]

ROFLLLLLLLLLL

OMg

[Braden]

Oh my word, Mel is being hilarious. :love:

[Jayson]

Mel :worship:

[Maia]

There's just no stopping her :lovedup:

[Marc]

:worship: Mel B

[Kazanne]

She's just being truthful, god giving them false hope is hardly nice.

theres' being truthful and plain bliddy nasty she is the latter,no wonder they didnt have her back

[Gillian-73]

She's just being truthful, god giving them false hope is hardly nice.

I don't think anybody said she wasn't but it's the way she says it.

[Vanessa]

Mel is such a sour puss! :joker:

[Doogle]

My family are all planning Mel B's death. Why can't they see her flawlessness :bored:

[Apple202]

DS is having a meltdown on their thread cos of Mel :laugh2:

[Marc]

Wheelchair fencing :amazed: awesome

[GiRTh]

Whats she trying to prove? Totally uncalled for.

[Jayson]

Coming up...

Gary looks at an act while they perform, and then looks at Nicole as if to say "he's good"

R Kelly - I Believe I Can Fly is played after an act is put through

Westlife's rendition of You Raise Me Up is played after an emotional act is given 4 yesses

Tulisa says something that cool kids nowadays might say

Nicole is on the fence

Louis continues to be fantastic

Gary fails to move his eyebrows for the entire show

The Saturdays' version of I Just Can't Get Enough is played following an ad break

One of the female judges cries (double points if it's Nicole)

Someone who looks **** is actually really good

I've bolded Gary's eyebrows just because we all know it'll happen

[Jayson]

Coming up...

Gary looks at an act while they perform, and then looks at Nicole as if to say "he's good"

R Kelly - I Believe I Can Fly is played after an act is put through

Westlife's rendition of You Raise Me Up is played after an emotional act is given 4 yesses

Tulisa says something that cool kids nowadays might say

Nicole is on the fence

Louis continues to be fantastic

Gary fails to move his eyebrows for the entire show

The Saturdays' version of I Just Can't Get Enough is played following an ad break

One of the female judges cries (double points if it's Nicole)

Someone who looks **** is actually really good

I've bolded Gary's eyebrows just because we all know it'll happen

[Doogle]

Mel B >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Nicole

[Marc]

We have time for one more amazing sob story, get the tissues out guys

[Kazanne]

I've bolded Gary's eyebrows just because we all know it'll happen

Who's is that body in your Avvy?it's awful

[Firewire]

preach it dylan

[Ninastar]

Get him Mel.

i just dropped my magnum.

[Apple202]

Why is Nicole the judge? Should be Mel.

[Marc]

Almost Jayson

[Maia]

Time for Mel to continue to be amazing

[Marc]

Tetleyyyyyy

[Maia]

Why is Nicole the judge? Should be Mel.

So true

[Doogle]

They're all just crying because their dreams are crushed and Mel doesn't care. Brilliant. :lovedup: You have to be tough.

[Marc]

Sob storyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyŷyyyyŷyyyyyŷyyyy

[Apple202]

This girl will be good. So obvious.

[Jordan.]

Do it for grandad

[Maia]

Ok I am giving this girl a chance

[Jayson]

Who's is that body in your Avvy?it's awful

The mighty Sitch

[Marc]

Why do people not look their age on here anymore? This girl looks 18/19 not 16

[Jayson]

Tulisa will cry...

[GypsyGoth]

She's got talent.

[Ninastar]

her voice is really mature for being 16

[Doogle]

Imagine if Mel just goes "awful" and glares

[Apple202]

The mighty Sitch

He's got a really deformed body.

[Marc]

Fair enough, you're good but why do production have to hype up the sob story it makes me dislike you

[reece(:]

Good singer, really like Ella

[Kazanne]

The mighty Sitch

:joker::joker:looks a bit deformed

[Gillian-73]

Nice voice

[Marc]

It's a no, sorry

[Maia]

Ok I like her

[Jayson]

****

[reece(:]

Long segment singers - live show confirmation

[Doogle]

This is flawless if you look past the sob story :lovedup:

[Marc]

Well she's through to the lives

[GiRTh]

Seen enough. X Factor is just sh*te these days.

[Brother Leon]

Soooo scripted lool


Done

[Gillian-73]

The ice queen melted :laugh2:

[Apple202]

She'll get through to the lives but she's crap. Everyone will love her though.

[Vanessa]

Fantastic! Her voice is incredible! :dance:

[Marc]

I like her but pls stop the sob story, when it comes to ABBA week you can't sing a song for your grandad

[Apple202]

I thought she was really boring and dull but I guess that's just me. :hmph:

[Doogle]

She'll be 1st 8 live shows in a row and then controversially finish with the least votes before the final

[Doogle]

I like her but pls stop the sob story, when it comes to ABBA week you can't sing a song for your grandad

:laugh2:

[Braden]

Hopefully everyone on Twitter will calm down now Mel has said something nice.

[Jayson]

Coming up...

Gary looks at an act while they perform, and then looks at Nicole as if to say "he's good"

R Kelly - I Believe I Can Fly is played after an act is put through

Westlife's rendition of You Raise Me Up is played after an emotional act is given 4 yesses

Tulisa says something that cool kids nowadays might say

Nicole is on the fence

Louis continues to be fantastic

Gary fails to move his eyebrows for the entire show

The Saturdays' version of I Just Can't Get Enough is played following an ad break

One of the female judges cries (double points if it's Nicole)

Someone who looks **** is actually really good

End result

[Jordan.]

Meh

[reece(:]

Emeli Sande arselick... this looks so scripted

[Munchkins]

That girl was really good ok

[Braden]

Oh my word, this is cringy now.

[Apple202]

Omfg really? So scripted eurgh

[Brother Leon]

I can't believe people are actually going to believe this ****.

[Apple202]

Get that adele rip off out!!!!

[Jayson]

Think they've decided to use Emeli Sande songs instead of R Kelly and Westlife this series

[reece(:]

Anastacia:love:

[Marc]

Fgs so scripted

[Marc]

Anastacia:love:

:love:

[Vanessa]

Omg! Tulisa sex tape! :o

[Kazanne]

Why do people bother watching when all they do is whinge?lol

[Doogle]

Anastacia is more flawless than every other judge ever put together except Sharon

[Marc]

Simon > any other judge

[Apple202]

Didn't get any acts that I really liked then apart from the Pink rip-off for her hilarious breakdown.

[Doogle]

I'm waiting for another Kitty or Johnny that I adored from the second they sing.

And the ones I despise from the second they appear like Frankie and Misha

[Jords]

None of them did it for me in the first audition show. I liked the P!nk girl simply for the breakdown :joker:

[James]

New thread - http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showthread.php?t=210914