The X Factor 2012: Auditions Stage - Episode 2, 25-08-12

[Black Dagger]

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My 'stanning' of this great person starts in just over 3 hours. :lovedup:

[Apple202]

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My 'stanning' of this great person starts in just over 3 hours. :lovedup:

oh ffs not him, seen a couple of his vids on DS and he's like Diva Fever meets Kitty Brucknell meets Vince Kidd :(

[Jordan.]

Rita Ora is guest judge tonight :worship:

[Joe.]

YAY Rita Ora as guest judge tonight- I was there at the auditions when she was guest judging- she was amazing- and during the breaks the compare [who was warming the audience up] was telling us all to tweet him and the winner would go down, meet and get a picture with Rita and my friend won it and got a picture with her :lovedup:

Seeing the auditions live is crazy though- they give them like 4 or 5 chances to sing different songs I swear it's so different on tv they edit it down sooooo much!

[Apple202]

Yo peeps!

[Lee.]

If there's a mentalist called Paul Ellard on this tonight, I'm ashamed to say I know him :bored:

[Apple202]

lmfao why is x factor in their houses? this is so fake hhahahh

[Gillian-73]

If there's a mentalist called Paul Ellard on this tonight, I'm ashamed to say I know him :bored:

That bad?

[Jordan.]

What a mess

[Brother Leon]

Who is this freak?

[Gillian-73]

Oh god to much for me this one

[Marc]

I want this guy to go away and never show his face again

[Apple202]

Another Essex loser :sleep:

[Lee.]

That bad?

Hell yeah!

[Marc]

Pls be rubbish

[Black Dagger]

LEAVE MY RYLAN ALONE.

Urgh.

[Jordan.]

Get it off the stage

[Harry!]

Rita Ora is perfection tbh

[Apple202]

Pls be rubbish

He gets to judges houses I think.

[GypsyGoth]

:laugh:

[Gillian-73]

Hell yeah!

:laugh3: can't wait

[Marc]

Do not put him through

[Braden]

This is awful.

[Brother Leon]

Oh dear lord.

[Jordan.]

He gets to judges houses I think.

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[Black Dagger]

They are all being horrible on Twitter. -sobs-

[Mystic Mock]

Wtf? atrocious.

[Lee.]

Erm.. he's an awful persn, but the beginning of that song have me goosebumps

[Gillian-73]

LEAVE MY RYLAN ALONE.

Urgh.

You know him?

[Brother Leon]

Get him off the stage ffs.

[Marc]

What a massive twat

[Redway]

If this guy gets through I'll stab my balls out.

[Jordan.]

Half way there Gary. Horrible voice AND personality.

[Black Dagger]

You know him?

OMG, I wish I knew him...

He follows me on Twitter, we have chemistry.

[Harry!]

Rylan isn't good though.

[Marc]

Oh for god sake

[Apple202]

Why is cabaret used for every bad singer? :laugh: What does it even mean?

[Redway]

Gary. :worship:

[Jordan.]

This is why we need Simon back, he'd never have allowed this :idc:

[Marc]

OMG, I wish I knew him...

He follows me on Twitter, we have chemistry.

Must be some idiot then :idc:

[Gillian-73]

Bloody hell he got through.... what!

[GypsyGoth]

He is perfect for the XF to be honest.

[Redway]

This is why we need Simon back, he'd never have allowed this :idc:

:worship:

[Apple202]

As if he was worried about Louis? He put Jedward in the live shows ffs

[Brother Leon]

Luke is worse than the twitter fangirls lol

[Marc]

This is why we need Simon back, he'd never have allowed this :idc:

Exactly, would love for just once for no awful acts to get through

[Mystic Mock]

He wasn't even funny to watch, Chavs takeover everywhere it seems.

[GypsyGoth]

Why is cabaret used for every bad singer? :laugh: What does it even mean?

I think it means low quality and theatrical.

[Gillian-73]

OMG, I wish I knew him...

He follows me on Twitter, we have chemistry.

Awwww you are sweet

[Black Dagger]

He got through... bow-down tbh.

:worship:

[Me. I Am Salman]

oh ffs louis

[Jordan.]

Luke is worse than the twitter fangirls lol

:joker:

[Jordan.]

New thread :suspect:

[Me. I Am Salman]

People from Essex should be banned from television

[Black Dagger]

Must be some idiot then :idc:

Shush.

And why did we get a new thread, that idea we had flopped hehe.

And Leon, shut up...

[Brother Leon]

Tune

[Me. I Am Salman]

Rita <3
I hope they show the day of auditions where she's wearing red, I went :amazed:

[Gillian-73]

I bet he'll be good

[Munchkins]

Chimney sweep omg, i didn't know they existed :s

[Apple202]

off topic but my computer is completely falling apart, like the whole frame of the screen has like ripped off and it falls flat on itself if not supported arghhhhh help it arghhhh

btw thanks gypsy for explanation on cabaret :tongue:

[Lee.]

He's good :love:

[Harry!]

How cute singing Rita's song - not!

[Munchkins]

He's really good, shocked he's 29 :O

[billy123]

This years winner is on shortly a girl called Lucy Spraggan.

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[GypsyGoth]

How cute singing Rita's song - not!

:laugh2:

[Redway]

I have a feeling this guy will be lifted out of the soot very soon.

[Apple202]

Was he really S.O worthy?:conf:

[Jordan.]

X factor have copied BB with the silly hashtags

[Redway]

He's really good, shocked he's 29 :O

-was just thinking this a second ago-

[Black Dagger]

Rylan was better.

[Mystic Mock]

This guy was awful, really awful.

[Novo]

There is the winner :worship:

[Munchkins]

He will be out in judges houses, as all the people i like are
Sick of Louis cliche central

[Apple202]

hardly a superstar - no one had heard of him before this

[Apple202]

There is the winner :worship:

He was kinda **** though :/

[GypsyGoth]

They are building him up soo much. And he's not even that talented.

[Black Dagger]

Well this 'Overs are strongest category' could be true, he was really good, potential winner.

[Gillian-73]

Rylan was better.

:laugh2: hmmmmm

[Munchkins]

They are building him up soo much. And he's not even that talented.

They build up everyone with a quirky background

[Redway]

He was kinda **** though :/

You name the one act so far worthy of being put through until this guy came in.

[GypsyGoth]

X factor have copied BB with the silly hashtags

#sillyhashtags

[Gillian-73]

I liked him

[Munchkins]

Well this 'Overs are strongest category' could be true, he was really good, potential winner.

Tbf you can't say potential winner after one performance :LL

[Harry!]

Kye was boring really.

[Novo]

Think we need a Chico type character this year

[Maia]

Is Rita Ora on? (isn't watching atm but will if she is)

[Munchkins]

Is Rita Ora on? (isn't watching atm but will if she is)

Yah she is :love:

[Novo]

Is Rita Ora on? (isn't watching atm but will if she is)

No

[Black Dagger]

:laugh2: hmmmmm

You know it was true Gill, people will be loving him soon ;).

OMG, HUNGER GAMES TRAILER HEHE.

[Jordan.]

He was good compared to every other joke act we've seen so far. If he was on The Voice he'd probably be average.

[Brother Leon]

#ShutupNovo

[Maia]

Yah she is :love:

Omg :amazed:

*turns on*

[Redway]

He was good compared to every other joke act we've seen so far. If he was on The Voice he'd probably be average.

Exactly. The judges are hyping him up but he's the only one so far who shows any sign of promise.

[Black Dagger]

#Leonisatwat

[Apple202]

You name the one act so far worthy of being put through until this guy came in.

?????????

[Munchkins]

I just hate how x factor builds up storylines, and im sick of Louis walsh - who constantly says you look like a popstar etc :rolleyes:

[Brother Leon]

#Lukeisirrelevant

[Black Dagger]

#Lukeisirrelevant

So untrue.

[Maia]

#Piddlesispiddles

[Munchkins]

some people think im bonkers.. fck off with that **** song

[Gillian-73]

Not Mel B again

[GypsyGoth]

I want to see some crazy people I can laugh at :elephant:

[Munchkins]

Mel B :rolleyes:
Poor Mollie missing Rita :(

[Maia]

Mel B :worship:

Where is Rita Ora though where is she

[Black Dagger]

I bet Mel B would have loved Rylan. :idc:

Oh I have heard this girl... she's good.

[Novo]

Bobnot's daughter about to sing

[Apple202]

This girl is meant to be good.

[Gillian-73]

This is the girl someone here mentioned
edit.. no it's not it's the one with the guitar

[Harry!]

Mel B is amazing, quiet

[Brother Leon]

Need some flops.

[Redway]

She is terrible.

[Maia]

Mel B :rolleyes:
Poor Mollie missing Rita :(

FGSS :sad: #OnlytunedinforRitaOra

[Lee.]

She's got the kind of voice I hate

[Munchkins]

Pretty average to be honest

[Redway]

FGSS :sad: #OnlytunedinforRitaOra

She's a judge this series but right now I think they're showing auditions from last year.

[Munchkins]

Her own song - unusual, i thought it wasn't allowed :O?

[GypsyGoth]

I like her :D

[Redway]

Christ almighty.

[Apple202]

This is quite funny to be fair.

[Vanessa]

I quite like this! :dance:

[Munchkins]

She's alright - funny,quirky but will fail when they have to do like lady gaga night

[Mystic Mock]

She's good but im not keen on the song.

[Gillian-73]

Her own song - unusual, i thought it wasn't allowed :O?

Rules changed this year

[Lee.]

I think she is ****

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

They only like her cause she talked about drinking...

[Jordan.]

Love her :amazed:

[Gillian-73]

I kinda like her

[Munchkins]

Hate how they have to do themes all week
acts like her fails having to do different styles each week :(

[Novo]

Probably will struggle if she makes the live shows and has to sing big songs

[Maia]

She's alright, glad they're letting songwriters on this year

[Apple202]

I bet she'll turn into a Janet. Behind the humour, is there a good voice?

[Jordan.]

She reminds me of Kate Nash

[Locke.]

This girl is TERRIBLE

[Gillian-73]

She's alright, glad they're letting songwriters on this year

So am i

[Novo]

I bet she'll turn into a Janet. Behind the humour, is there a good voice?

Janet had humour?

[Munchkins]

Probably will struggle if she makes the live shows and has to sing big songs

Yup this, most likely will be out in Judges houses..

[Black Dagger]

She reminds me of Kate Nash

I just thought that as well Jordan.

She was alright, I like her...

Not sure how she'd do in live-shows, but very nice.

[Harry!]

She was alright really.

[Redway]

Bloody breaks. :bored:

[Mystic Mock]

Janet had humour?

This is new to me aswell.:joker:

[Munchkins]

Week in Canada trip.
My face :amazed: omg omg i need to apply

Find out you have to see Justin Bieber
my face: :bawling: :eek: no thanks

[Apple202]

Janet had humour?

I was making two different points, one that she'll turn into a Janet and run out of steam in the live shows and two that I'm not sure she has a great voice.

[Mystic Mock]

I was making two different points, one that she'll turn into a Janet and run out of steam in the live shows and two that I'm not sure she has a great voice.

I think if she made the live shows she would be hit and miss as I think some themes would suit her and the ones where it's just an artist theme like Michael Jackson for example is when she might perform bad.

[Munchkins]

Colin Farrell
nom nom nom :love:

[Munchkins]

Nicole Scherzinger :love:
so beautiful :)

[Redway]

Newcastle? Am I the only one who thinks he sounds Mackem?

[Ninastar]

i forgot this was on

I've only just woke up

/sob

[Mystic Mock]

Nicole Scherzinger :love:
so beautiful :)

I don't see it tbh.

[Munchkins]

Newcastle? Am I the only one who thinks he sounds Mackem?

Scouser, i agree with you :s hes a bit of a mixmatch

[Lee.]

Nicole Scherzinger :love:
so beautiful :)

Agreed! :love:

[Maia]

Still annoyed I missed Rita Ora

[Vanessa]

Colin Farrell
nom nom nom :love:

I love him! And he's got such a sexy voice! :lovedup:

[Novo]

what the **** :joker:

[Maia]

:crazy:

[Redway]

Scouser, i agree with you :s hes a bit of a mixmatch

:joker::joker::joker:

[Novo]

Sounds like Locke trying to sing R Kelly

[Apple202]

Why give so much time to a person who's gonna get a no?

[GypsyGoth]

i forgot this was on

I've only just woke up

/sob

There was a girl who was pretty good, she sang her own song, it was kinda talk rapping with a london accent.

And there was some silly guy at the start who got through, and another guy who was ok, but the judges thought he was great :shrug:

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

This is not funny, **** off

[Redway]

On a serious note, though, this guy's a dollard. Get him off!

[Munchkins]

LMFAO WHAT IS THIS
dyin

[Vanessa]

:joker::joker::joker:

Your avatar! :amazed::lovedup:

[Maia]

Stop trying to bloody help him he's an idiot

[Maia]

Sounds like Locke trying to sing R Kelly

:joker::joker::joker:

[Ninastar]

lmao, what note is he even trying to hit?

[Apple202]

This is so obviously fake too, just like the Burger King guy last episode.

[Munchkins]

I love him! And he's got such a sexy voice! :lovedup:

Yes Vanessa!
he is le sex :lovedup:

[Harry!]

Gosh this man is terrible.

[Redway]

There was a girl who was pretty good, she sang her own song, it was kinda talk rapping with a london accent.

And there was some silly guy at the start who got through, and another guy who was ok, but the judges thought he was great :shrug:

Cockney or ghetto?

[Ninastar]

There was a girl who was pretty good, she sang her own song, it was kinda talk rapping with a london accent.

And there was some silly guy at the start who got through, and another guy who was ok, but the judges thought he was great :shrug:

hehe aww
thank you :love:

also lmao at them using the glee version

[Gillian-73]

Scouser, i agree with you :s hes a bit of a mixmatch

Scouse? No he doesn't lol :D

[Redway]

Your avatar! :amazed::lovedup:

Thank you. :hug:

[Apple202]

All these people so obviously come on just to get on TV

[GypsyGoth]

:laugh2:

[Munchkins]

I can't be done with this, omg lol

[Jordan.]

Tiger man was robbed

[Munchkins]

This girl must be good then..

[GypsyGoth]

:shocked:

[Munchkins]

Eurgh i don't like voices like this, when they just warble :l

[Mystic Mock]

Wtf? this was not what I was expecting lol.

[Novo]

:joker: :joker: :joker: :joker:

[Redway]

How's Mollie getting on without Rita Ora? :pipe:

[Ninastar]

lmao

[Black Dagger]

Get Rylan back on to show these no-marks how it's done :bored:

[Munchkins]

GOD this is hurting my eyes AND EARS
STOP WARBLING

[Jordan.]

dying at my subtitles describing her as off key and shouty :joker:

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

wtf number 2

[GypsyGoth]

I hope she gets through :laugh:

[Munchkins]

If she gets through... :conf:
awful

[Me. I Am Salman]

Her family are so deluded :joker:

[Redway]

OMG :joker::joker::joker::joker::joker::joker::joker:

[Apple202]

omg she's so going to get bullied at school now

[Gillian-73]

Jesus. Why do her parents encourage her lol
How Dermot doesn't laugh i don't know :D

[Apple202]

Let me guess, another Pink girl breakdown.

[Munchkins]

This actually was just painful to watch tbh

[Mystic Mock]

She was brilliant for all the wrong reasons.

[Jordan.]

Let's hope she never comes back

[Redway]

Her family are so deluded :joker:

Probably in denial.

[Munchkins]

Those TalkTalk sponsor advert things are just disturbing

[Me. I Am Salman]

That Seat advert is so annoying
The nintendo 3DS one :amazed:

[Maia]

dying at my subtitles describing her as off key and shouty :joker:

:laugh2:

[Gillian-73]

Get Rylan back on to show these no-marks how it's done :bored:

He was better than her.... said through gritted teeth :D

[Mystic Mock]

Let's hope she never comes back

I hope she does come back.:joker:

[Munchkins]

Welcome to a ****ty internet more like..
IE sucks :conf:
Opera is the way forward ok

[Apple202]

Feel so sorry for internet explorer, it's only use is to download Chrome/firefox/opera

[Maia]

Poor Internet Explorer

Although let's be fair they are all terrible now

[Maia]

Poor Internet Explorer

Although let's be fair they are all terrible now

[Munchkins]

New super mario bros 2 :love: been playing it all day
and omg that David Beckham advert hot

[Gillian-73]

Get off now

[Maia]

Back to cleaning buses for you my friend

[Munchkins]

How do they get videos of the contestants at home :suspect: ?

[Novo]

Everytime i see Tulisa now i just get a sudden image of her in that sextape sucking MC Ultra's ****

[Gillian-73]

Sob story alert

[Me. I Am Salman]

I hate when they show cutaways of other contestants backstage, blatantly acted out

[GypsyGoth]

Back to cleaning buses for you my friend

:laugh2:

[Munchkins]

Stupid sob story
people with hard home lives can still do well at school... so dont use that **** as an excuse ok

[Redway]

Who honestly one that this guy was suspended from school? :sleep:

[Me. I Am Salman]

Sob story alert *mutes*

[GypsyGoth]

How do they get videos of the contestants at home :suspect: ?

They record them with video cameras.

[Harry!]

I hate sob stories.

[Redway]

Stupid sob story
people with hard home lives can still do well at school... so dont use that **** as an excuse ok

:worship:

[Maia]

How do they get videos of the contestants at home :suspect: ?

That happens to the ones they have pre-decided are through to the next round

[Mystic Mock]

Sob Stories are seriously dull now.

[Munchkins]

Eurgh i really hate sob stories like this..
And he just seems dense

[Lee.]

They record them with video cameras.

:laugh3:

[Ninastar]

They record them with video cameras.

hahaha

[Maia]

Hate the bloody audience they'll cheer everything

"I'm from Middlesborough"

Audience: Whooooooooo!!!

"I have 3 cats"

Audience: Whoooooooo!!!!

[Munchkins]

Eurgh i hate this song
so ****

[Mystic Mock]

His already outsinging Tulisa with this song.

[Gillian-73]

They record them with video cameras.

:laugh2: haha

[Black Dagger]

Is 'My parents aren't together s0b s0b' one of the worst sob stories ever?

I don't like him for some reason.

[Maia]

Oh fgs

[Munchkins]

His already outsinging Tulisa with this song.

Tbf i could do that, and im no prize singer x

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

oh does everyone have to ruin a good accoustic with a rap

[Munchkins]

why is he making orgasmic noises
scary

[Novo]

This guy looks like a tall Jords

[Brother Leon]

Stop rapping please.

Thanks mate.

[Redway]

People who rap in London accents. :bored:

It's like, you're from Middlesbrough, not Hackney. :bored:

[Munchkins]

I dont like this guy
hes crazy.

[Jordan.]

Why is sloth from the goonies rapping and playing a guitar

[Me. I Am Salman]

Sounds like he's singing two songs

[Ninastar]

not really a fan

hate the messages he was trying to say

pretty much 'act like you dont have a brain cause YOLO'

[Me. I Am Salman]

Oh ffs he's a 24 year old man who cares about his past he needs to grow a pair of balls

[Apple202]

omg do they have to play that ****ing song every time an audition gets a S.O???

[Novo]

The big friendly giant

[Gillian-73]

Is 'My parents aren't together s0b s0b' one of the worst sob stories ever?

I don't like him for some reason.

Yes. Mine aren't they haven't been for over twenty years but i would never use it like that.

[Black Dagger]

Urgh annoying.

CBA with him... and he'll probably make the live shows over my Rylan :idc:

[Mystic Mock]

He was good but he over did some parts of the song and the rapping was awful, but still better than Tulisa's version.

[Apple202]

Lmao Dagger you've been a bit quick to change your avi :laugh:

What was he like guys? I was eating food

[Harry!]

He did a good performance but it wasn't brilliant!