Man 'claims prostitute turned into donkey'

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

http://www.digitalspy.co.uk/odd/news/a347568/man-claims-prostitute-turned-into-donkey.html

A man charged with having sex with a donkey has claimed that the creature was a human prostitute who later turned into an animal.

Sunday Moyo, 28, from Mandava township in Zvishavane, Zimbabwe made the claim when appearing in court on Monday, New Zimbabwe reports.

Moyo told magistrate Mildred Matuv: "Your worship, I only came to know that I was being intimate with a donkey when I got arrested.

"I had hired a prostitute and paid $20 for the service at Down Town nightclub and I don't know how she then became a donkey."

Moyo had been spotted performing a sex act on a donkey tied by its neck to a tree at 4am on Sunday morning during a routine patrol by officers.

He was remanded in custody until October 27 and ordered to be examined by two government-employed psychiatrists.

:laugh3:

[Niall]

:joker: :joker:

[Marcus.]

someone was out of the minds or really sick in the head

[Me. I Am Salman]

I googled Sunday Moyo and
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-CTPceLy8vY4/Trks3dNfjiI/AAAAAAAAXoA/UgkQhbPDdXk/s320/donkey-shrek.jpg

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

I CANNOT ****ING BREATHE @ 'I don't know how she then became a donkey' :joker:

[Marcus.]

I googled Sunday Moyo and
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-CTPceLy8vY4/Trks3dNfjiI/AAAAAAAAXoA/UgkQhbPDdXk/s320/donkey-shrek.jpg

lol

[fruit_cake]

I guess she thought 'ee was a bit of 'oor right

[Marc]

:laugh2:

[GypsyGoth]

He's made an ass out of himself.

[fruit_cake]

:laugh3:

[Jake.]

dying :joker:

[CharlieO]

:laugh3:

[Suze]

That poor Donkey :( Still, it made $20 out of it.

[Mrluvaluva]

Totally plausible...

[thesheriff443]

or is it that a donkey turned into a man.

[Mystic Mock]

Why do these psychos always make up that lie lol?

[bbfan1991]

Too much Donkey Kong going on smh:laugh3:.

[Mystic Mock]

Too much Donkey Kong going on smh:laugh3:.

:laugh3:

[Kate!]

Hee Haw!!

:laugh2:

[Marsh.]

:omgno:

[billy123]

I hate it when that happens.

[Crimson Dynamo]

we have all been there

:idc:

[kirklancaster]

SUNDAY MOYO? Is this the same guy who said:

I once asked a horse for sex but it said "Neigh".
I once shagged a pig but it squealed on me and got me done.
I once asked an owl if it gave BJ's and it said "Who?"
I once asked a cat if it would toss me off and it said "Me? How?".
I once shagged a sheep and asked it how I'd performed and it said "Not Baaad".
I once flashed to a crow and it went 'Cor!!"
I once asked a dog what type of sex it was into and it said "Rough".
I once dated a female cod and she laid on the slab and said "Fill it".

I'm SURE it's him.

[billy123]

SUNDAY MOYO? Is this the same guy who said:

I once asked a horse for sex but it said "Neigh".
I once shagged a pig but it squealed on me and got me done.
I once asked an owl if it gave BJ's and it said "Who?"
I once asked a cat if it would toss me off and it said "Me? How?".
I once shagged a sheep and asked it how I'd performed and it said "Not Baaad".
I once flashed to a crow and it went 'Cor!!"
I once asked a dog what type of sex it was into and it said "Rough".
I once dated a female cod and she laid on the slab and said "Fill it".

I'm SURE it's him.Haha nice one. :joker:

[arista]

Marsh digging up a 4 year old thread

[Crimson Dynamo]

I have had a few beautiful women turn into old dogs overnight, especially when I was in Basildon

:idc:

[kirklancaster]

I have had a few beautiful women turn into old dogs overnight, especially when I was in Basildon

:idc:

Thee is actually a LOT of truth in your post LT; for the most part - physically speaking - women KNOW what they are getting with a man on a one night stand, and he looks much the same in the 'morning after the night before', but a woman????

That beautiful woman with the flawless make-up and stunning figure, can disappear or transmogrify once the false eyelashes and make-up come off, and the hair extensions are removed, not to mention 'chicken fillets' from oversize bras and elasticated 'stomach contour girdles'.

In my promiscuous prime - a thousand years ago - I sometimes went to bed with Ms Jekyll and woke up with Ms Hyde.

[Niamh.]

Thee is actually a LOT of truth in your post LT; for the most part - physically speaking - women KNOW what they are getting with a man on a one night stand, and he looks much the same in the 'morning after the night before', but a woman????

That beautiful woman with the flawless make-up and stunning figure, can disappear or transmogrify once the false eyelashes and make-up come off, and the hair extensions are removed, not to mention 'chicken fillets' from oversize bras and elasticated 'stomach contour girdles'.

In my promiscuous prime - a thousand years ago - I sometimes went to bed with Ms Jekyll and woke up with Ms Hyde.

Or maybe you just had beer goggles on the night before :shrug:

[kirklancaster]

Or maybe you just had beer goggles on the night before :shrug:

:laugh: I've never heard that saying before - But, yeah, the twin dangers of bright lights and alcohol didn't help either. :hehe:

[Crimson Dynamo]

https://i.ytimg.com/vi/iSw1o64zsoQ/hqdefault.jpg


:fist: damn you, tasty beer

[kirklancaster]

https://i.ytimg.com/vi/iSw1o64zsoQ/hqdefault.jpg


:fist: damn you, tasty beer

:laugh: I'm virtually Teetotal now when it's all too late. :joker:

[arista]

I have had a few beautiful women turn into old dogs overnight, especially when I was in Basildon

:idc:


How Nice

[Anaesthesia]

Marsh digging up a 4 year old thread

I don't even care how old it is, I'd never seen it, and I laughed....a LOT :joker:

[Splashy]

I believe him, my girlfriend turned into a cow before she left for new pastures. :dance:

[kirklancaster]

I believe him, my girlfriend turned into a cow before she left for new pastures. :dance:

:laugh::laugh::laugh:

The grass is greener on the udder side eh Splashy?

[arista]

I don't even care how old it is, I'd never seen it, and I laughed....a LOT :joker:



OK Marsh
Digging this old thread up
made you Happy.



Well Done Marsh