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Old 25-09-2012, 08:57 PM #1
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A man charged with having sex with a donkey has claimed that the creature was a human prostitute who later turned into an animal.

Sunday Moyo, 28, from Mandava township in Zvishavane, Zimbabwe made the claim when appearing in court on Monday, New Zimbabwe reports.

Moyo told magistrate Mildred Matuv: "Your worship, I only came to know that I was being intimate with a donkey when I got arrested.

"I had hired a prostitute and paid $20 for the service at Down Town nightclub and I don't know how she then became a donkey."

Moyo had been spotted performing a sex act on a donkey tied by its neck to a tree at 4am on Sunday morning during a routine patrol by officers.

He was remanded in custody until October 27 and ordered to be examined by two government-employed psychiatrists.
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I googled Sunday Moyo and
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I CANNOT ****ING BREATHE @ 'I don't know how she then became a donkey'
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I guess she thought 'ee was a bit of 'oor right
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That poor Donkey Still, it made $20 out of it.
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Totally plausible...
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or is it that a donkey turned into a man.
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Why do these psychos always make up that lie lol?
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Too much Donkey Kong going on smh.
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SUNDAY MOYO? Is this the same guy who said:

I once asked a horse for sex but it said "Neigh".
I once shagged a pig but it squealed on me and got me done.
I once asked an owl if it gave BJ's and it said "Who?"
I once asked a cat if it would toss me off and it said "Me? How?".
I once shagged a sheep and asked it how I'd performed and it said "Not Baaad".
I once flashed to a crow and it went 'Cor!!"
I once asked a dog what type of sex it was into and it said "Rough".
I once dated a female cod and she laid on the slab and said "Fill it".

I'm SURE it's him.
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SUNDAY MOYO? Is this the same guy who said:

I once asked a horse for sex but it said "Neigh".
I once shagged a pig but it squealed on me and got me done.
I once asked an owl if it gave BJ's and it said "Who?"
I once asked a cat if it would toss me off and it said "Me? How?".
I once shagged a sheep and asked it how I'd performed and it said "Not Baaad".
I once flashed to a crow and it went 'Cor!!"
I once asked a dog what type of sex it was into and it said "Rough".
I once dated a female cod and she laid on the slab and said "Fill it".

I'm SURE it's him.
Haha nice one.
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