Has a bird ever crapped on you?

[GypsyGoth]

It happened to me today.

[Doogle]

Couple of times. Nearly today before my exam :nono:

[Josy]

Its supposed to be good luck.

And yes it's happened to me before.

[Ninastar]

http://i.imgur.com/69TlF.gif

[Smithy]

Yes :bored:

[GypsyGoth]

http://i.imgur.com/69TlF.gif

:laugh2:

It'll happen to you one day.

[King Gizzard]

shut up claudia

[Ramsay]

Few times

[Locke.]

Happened to me once in school. Gave me an excuse to go home for the day.

[MeMyselfAndI]

Nope :laugh:
Happened to my friend on a school trip :laugh3:

[GypsyGoth]

shut up claudia

You double shut up!!!

[Kate!]

Yes. I was in Blackpool and a pigeon crapped in my hair. Bastard.

[Niall]

Yeah a couple times. It's horrid. :bored:

[Suze]

Yes :mad:

It is supposed to be lucky, but let me tell you it is not lucky :nono: Dirty birds :mad:

[Jake.]

Yes. Did it once so I wiped my coat on a tree.... left my coat green :bored:

[michael21]

It happened to me today.

omg what kind of bird was it

[GypsyGoth]

omg what kind of bird was it

I'd guess it was a pigeon. A seagull done it once before on me, and omfg, I was at a bus stop and it was seriously humiliating.

[Ninastar]

i was that seagull

[Glenn.]

Yes once whilst I was sleeping. When I woke up I dumped the dirty bitch and threw her out :bored:

[GypsyGoth]

i was that seagull

Next lifetime I'm coming back as a bigger seagull and I'll get revenge http://i.imgur.com/Efr2u.gif

[Ninastar]

Next lifetime I'm coming back as a bigger seagull and I'll get revenge http://i.imgur.com/Efr2u.gif

can't wait.

[Vicky.]

Yup, has happened quite a few times.

Happened to my sis when she was like 5 years old. There was a girl sat on the wall above her at the time, and my sis ran into the house absolutely hysterical screaming to my mother that 'emma pooed on my head'. Will always remember that even though I was only about 8 myself at the time :laugh2:

[michael21]

I'd guess it was a pigeon. A seagull done it once before on me, and omfg, I was at a bus stop and it was seriously humiliating.


pigeon look on the bight side at least batman did not **** on you :dance:

[King Gizzard]

That pesky Batman and his irritable bowels

[Brother Leon]

Alot of sick..I mean kinky people on here...

[thesheriff443]

yes.
i wish i had the wing's of an angel and the arse of a buffalo, so i fly above and sh*t on the people below.

[Mrluvaluva]

It has happened to me a couple of times. Always bloody seagulls. One crapped right on my head and I had to wash my hair it was so bad. Gave everyone else a laugh though. :laugh:

[Jessica.]

Yes, it happened to me once, it was raining heavily at the time and I felt a big raindrop fall on my head, but then I realised raindrops aren't supposed to be warm. :bawling:

[Kizzy]

yes, but it wasn't funny...
A dirty great seagull crapped right on my sisters forhead in Whitby last year as we stood eating chips by the seafront.
I laughed for about 3 hours after, and on the way home she threatened to stop the car and make me walk as I creased up everytime she looked at me! :joker:

[nicole_burks]

I can't believe most of y'all have been crapped on by a bird.

I've never been crapped on, thought I had been but it was just rain.


But my bird does crap on the floor whenever we take him out of the cage, just not on me.

[LemonJam]

I remember, Year 5, one of my friends refused to share his bag of sweets with any of us, so I gave this big speech about how selfish he was and then a bird shat on me. I took it as a sign and have been **** to everyone ever since.

[Roy Mars III]

they do on my car all the time

[Jords]

Yeah :joker:

It sucks but its hilarious.

I remember a friend watching it fall down onto her, she was like "I saw it fall but I didnt even move!!!" :laugh2:

[sooty]

Yes!

I straight away went a corner shop and bought a lottery ticket.:hugesmile:
(no luck)

[Marc]

No but Caitlin has.

[Kazanne]

Yes a couple of times ,it's nasty

[Marc]

I remember, Year 5, one of my friends refused to share his bag of sweets with any of us, so I gave this big speech about how selfish he was and then a bird shat on me. I took it as a sign and have been **** to everyone ever since.

I knew it!!

[Harry!]

Nope, thankfully.

[Marsh.]

Thought this was a "2 girls 1 cup" thread for a second. :suspect:

[Gstar]

^^ lolol

Yes but not on my head, on my hand +o(

[Apple202]

On my sleeve once

[Ninastar]

No but Caitlin has.

that was some fun sexy times