Celebrity Big Brother´s Bit on the Side 2013 Discussion Thread

[Calderyon]

The thread to discuss the program. You know the one that is hosted by Emma Willis, Alice Levine and that knobhead Jamie East. The one that has guests, a fan audience, house clips, house news and kind of silly stunts. The one that has Natalie Cassidy as a guest way, way too often. The one that has that transvestite or whatews singer singing to some people who get evicted from some strange house. You know?...

You don´t? :shocked:

OK... Oh well, here it is anyway...:p

Program site:
http://bigbrotheruk-cbb4.channel5.com/c5/bots/

[Jarrod]

This is really early...

But... :idc: Oh yes. How i look forward to filling my late evenings with Emma Willis.

[Jordan.]

Pete Burns best be back this series and I don't want to see any Fatalie :bored:

[Jarrod]

Pete Burns best be back this series and I don't want to see any Fatalie :bored:

:worship:

[Calderyon]

This is really early...


Oh...

I thought a little over 2 days before the start was a reasonable margin.

I´m sorry. :blush:

[Jarrod]

Oh...

I thought a little over 2 days before the start was a reasonable margin.

I´m sorry. :blush:

Don't worry about it. Usually we wait until Launch.

[EddyEagal]

Never got into BBBOTS... hopefully I can get to enjoy the new series, I love Emma <3

[Black Dagger]

Queen Jasmine Lennard is on tonight :worship:

[Jordan.]

Brilliant news :worship:

[Black Dagger]

She replied to my tweet yesterday, it was a beautiful moment s0b.

[Jack_]

I've missed BOTS, one of the best spin-off shows IMO. Love Emma.

[Black Dagger]

BOTS is great when it has decent guests and the crowd don't talk.

[arista]

On Ch5HD and Ch5 in a few mins

[Jordan.]

Wonder what Jasmine will have to say about Paula

[MeMyselfAndI]

bb bot :laugh:

[Jordan.]

BB Box, Paulas clueless :joker:

[MeMyselfAndI]

Katie Price :worship:

[Black Dagger]

Paula hasn't a ****ing clue :joker:

[Ramsay]

What has Emma done to her hair? D:

[Gstar]

Emma's hairstyle and clothing looks a lot like Alice

[Ramsay]

Brian loving Spencer and Heidi :worship:

[Smithy]

Emma has stolen my quiff

[The Penguin]

So the women got sent the house because the boys can handle the basement?
so much for gender equality....

[Smithy]

I thought you all worked here :laugh3:

[armand.kay]

What is with these people thinking everyone is staff http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v232/korn0818/ATRLSmilies/rip_zpsec10ede9.gif

[armand.kay]

Sam is so ****ing fine I can't handle it http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v232/korn0818/ea2a4fdb.gif

[Harry!]

Loving Emma Willis she is a great presenter.

[Gstar]

Martin Kemp was the father/alpha male in CBB10?? *silence*

Casper the friendly ghost was the only thing Martin was during CBB10

[armand.kay]

Sam looks like a bottom tbh...

[Marcus.]

bb news

Big Brother Live ‏@BBUKLive
Up and downstairs finally meet! But not for long. The #CBBbasement crew are stuck behind bars and soon to be sent back down. #CBB #bbuklive

[Jordan.]

Where's Jasmine?

[Saph]

why is Martin the flop on here :suspect:

[Saph]

Katie would have made a good housemate with this bunch

[armand.kay]

'This week in new magazine you get' 'josie' Do they want people to buy it ://

[Ramsay]

cant believe emma called martin a god
he was sooo boring

[GiRTh]

Why does everyone hate Lacey? She seemed OK going in.

[Saph]

Surprised they haven't dragged Natalie Cassidy on here

[Ramsay]

the bitching has started :amazed:

[MeMyselfAndI]

Katie Price is hilarious, would be an amazing HM

[Saph]

Darren from the task team looks cute

[Saph]

Rylans been passing through lip gloss :laugh:

[The Penguin]

I wish Heidi wouldn't talk

[MeMyselfAndI]

Katie Price :worship:

[Jordan.]

bots has been boring, need Pete Burns and Jasmine in future.

[Black Dagger]

Yes, what happened to her tonight? :bored:

Who's on tomorrow?

[Doogle]

Derek on SuperCasino tbh

[Jack_]

I think Luke (BB9) said on Twitter his and Jasmine's segment is on tomorrow.

Glad BOTS is back though.

[arista]

On Now

[Maia]

McFly? :shocked:

[Drew.]

Catchy song on the acoustic, is it bad that i like this song?

[Jordan.]

They are no Alex Reid

[The Penguin]

damn she's wearing trousers

[Glenn.]

Isn't there four people in McFly?

[King Gizzard]

surprised they got McFly

[Maia]

surprised they got McFly

Me too not usually the type they get on BOTS

[Nicky.]

Isn't there four people in McFly?

Harry's on honeymoon :)

[Drew.]

Harry's on honeymoon :)

you know more than the rest of the band do!

[Nicky.]

Catchy song on the acoustic, is it bad that i like this song?

Not at all ;) hehe

[The Penguin]

Look at that dumb purple haired girl behind Emma, doesn't know where she is

[Nicky.]

you know more than the rest of the band do!

They're taking the micky haha! :P

[Maia]

you know more than the rest of the band do!

No one knows more about McFly than Nicky

[Glenn.]

Is this paul?

[Drew.]

Is this paul?

the one and only

[Nicky.]

No one knows more about McFly than Nicky

and this ;) #truth

[The Penguin]

The basement seems like an internment camp

[The Penguin]

Rylan seems like a bitch

[erinp5]

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[Jordan.]

Yes :worship:

[Jordan.]

"Everyone loves the drag queen look"
"He's just so ugly"

:joker:

[Gstar]

Thanks for saying that Rylan whilst my dad is in the room

[Gstar]

Jasmine :worship:

[reece(:]

Enjoyed last night's show ( they still need to upload the first one to Demand5... useless idiots), McFly and Jasmine were great.

[Black Dagger]

OMG TIBB member is on the front row. yay

[Jordan.]

Alice :amazed:

[Maia]

Oh how I've missed Alice

[Maia]

OMG TIBB member is on the front row. yay

WHO? :amazed:

[Black Dagger]

WHO? :amazed:

OMG, he's called Sawyer or st, he made a thread earlier :joker:

[Jordan.]

Why @ these two

[Vanessa]

Omg! Tibb is on bit on the side! :amazed:

[smeagol]

god get these chavs off plz

[Gstar]

It's not showing him -going mad-

[Vanessa]

It's not showing him -going mad-

What is he wearing? :hugesmile:

[Maia]

OMG, he's called Sawyer or st, he made a thread earlier :joker:

OMG him :D

[smeagol]

a grandad cardigan i think lol

[Gstar]

What is he wearing? :hugesmile:

He said he was wearing a grey cardigan with something white underneath

[Amy Jade]

Nikki Sanderson is beautiful <3

[Apple202]

Oh fgs can they ditch the showmance please

[Vanessa]

I can't see him! :bawling:

[smeagol]

he is at the far end front row on right i think

[armand.kay]

Omg that clip :laugh3:

[smeagol]

people know him as toadie now they will know him as boring toadie lol

[Amy Jade]

Gillian haha

That's exactly how I feel when Lacey talks. Annoying little troll.

[Gstar]

There he isssssss, hi Sawyer!!

[Apple202]

EW not harvey

[smeagol]

omg this show sucks. why they got this dickhead back again. cannot stand him

[Amy Jade]

Omg they guy you lot are talking about is cute!

[Marcus.]

saw him

[Gstar]

Omg @ the major favouritism for the left side of the audience

[Jordan.]

Harvey :bored:

[Kazanne]

I think I see Sawyer.front row,grey top with white T underneath

[smeagol]

time to turn over this show is utter rubbish. the fake chav harvey show. thought it was about bb

[Vanessa]

Omg they guy you lot are talking about is cute!

Yes! I see him as well! :amazed::evilgrin:

[Omega]

Harvey, go away.

[Amy Jade]

Why are they talking to and about Harvey?

Who even CARES!?

[Amy Jade]

Why are they talking to and about Harvey?

Who even CARES!?

[Gstar]

omgggggg!!! lmfaoooooooo

[armand.kay]

What is this show http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v232/korn0818/09954248.gif

[Jordan.]

That was set up there was a woman sat there earlier :suspect:

[Gstar]

Did he actually get up to try and fight Harvey? :laugh:

[Jordan.]

Trying to get that flop show celebrity wedding planner some promo

[armand.kay]

what was that about Josie's weight http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v232/korn0818/09954248.gif

[daniel-lewis-1985]

Harvey may be a cock but i defo wanna bone him with my penis.

[Gstar]

It was so funny I'm still laughing

omg Sawyer can tell us what really went down :D

[Black Dagger]

OMG, I've missed a fight?

[armand.kay]

Harvey may be a cock but i defo wanna bone him with my penis.
That's what I was thinking when Jamie was feeling him :joker:.

[Jordan.]

Oh god get the freaks off this show

[Apple202]

If that was the actual final 3 http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v232/korn0818/2095c354.gif

[Gstar]

Liberty X !! wow that's news to me

[Marcus.]

oh Claire in a towel:evilgrin:

[Gstar]

Phone room :worship:

[Black Dagger]

OMG. this is all about ****, you need tragic people ringing in.

[Apple202]

Jamie's not very good at interviewing

[Black Dagger]

Jamie's not very good at interviewing

His X Factor interviews are great tbh.

His one with Union J <3.

[Apple202]

o my gawww 2 shoes! :amazed:

[Jordan.]

Why are two shoes still relevant...ish

[Amy Jade]

Frankie's friend Andy: BORE OFF!

[Black Dagger]

Why are two shoes still relevant...ish

James Michael probably wants to murder a cat knowing 2 Shoes can still get their mugs on TV/get attention while he is a flop :sad:

[Jordan.]

I forgot these two were alive :(

[Apple202]

not these freaks :bored:

[Me. I Am Salman]

Piss off Ian and Henry

[Gstar]

Their teeth were so yellow I can't believe it's not butter

[Marcus.]

claire in the hot tub:evilgrin:

[Jordan.]

Which sassy tibb member is this?

[Gstar]

She's got to be Heavens sister

[Jordan.]

Great song :worship:

[Gstar]

I would be dancing so much if I was there :(

[Amy Jade]

I would be throwing some moves if I was in that audience, that is such a tune.

[daniel-lewis-1985]

OMG Livin' Joy!

Club classic!

[arista]

On Now

Ch5HD and Ch5

[Gstar]

Natalie Cassidy! How nice of you to drop by...

[Marcus.]

Natalie and Jamie and Nicola

[The Penguin]

Fatalie is on
now she's thinalie

[Black Dagger]

Cassidy :bored:

[Monkey Slut]

Urgh! I forgot Natalie was going to be on.

[Jordan.]

Oh my god WHY

[arista]

Cassidy :bored:


I agree

[Jordan.]

And Nicola Mclean can live get any worse

[The Penguin]

Nicola the fake bimbo

[Black Dagger]

Nicola is flawless.

But I've switched off, the whale does my head in.

[Ramsay]

I actually cant believe i hate someone so much without even meeting them like i do with Cassidy

[The Penguin]

Nicola flawless?
She's a moron

[Vanessa]

Nicola McLean and Natalie Cassidy. Someone shoot me please! :bawling::bawling::bawling:

[smeagol]

thought id sit down n watch this give it another chance after the harvey show and who od i see natalie bloody trumpet up her jacksy cassidy. godddddddddddddddddd this prog sucks. switchin of again. dont they want viewers

[smeagol]

oh and some troll with warts wtf

[Gstar]

That Georgia shade...

[The Penguin]

lol

[Jordan.]

The beast actually liking the Amercians for once, what is this?

[Gstar]

I miss CBB9 :(

[arista]

poxy americans

[DigitalSid]

I find Heidi and Spencer's relationship very uncomfortable viewing, something tells me they don't get on nearly as well outside as they did for the first few days inside.

[The Penguin]

it's just people in a house eating, sleeping, talking and farting
there's no complex psychology involved

[Jordan.]

Emma "We have a tendancy to make people gag"

-goes over to Natalie-

[Vanessa]

Razor picture! Makes me laugh everytime! Bless him! :laugh2:

[arista]

bulls penis

[Gstar]

I'm actually liking Natalie tonight

[Gstar]

I like this new addition to BOTS

[*mazedsalv**]

I like this.

[BB IS ALIVE]

LOL they've been on here and seen the "scripted" thread

[DigitalSid]

Lohan rumours confirmed or finally openly laid to rest by the end of the show.

[DigitalSid]

Nicola flawless?
She's a moron

Strangely alluring for a cross-eyed girl though, think I like a hot mess.

[Gstar]

Oh shutup Ryan

[Gstar]

Aisleyne tomorrow :worship:

[Jordan.]

Aisleyne tomorrow :amazed:

[arista]

On Ch5HD and Ch5 now

[MTVN]

The transgender awards are a thing

[arista]

The transgender awards are a thing


Yes

[Brother Leon]

You know BOTS would agree with refusing to do the task if it was one of the British soapstars etc....this show is getting tiresome.

[Jake.]

I'm only watching tonight for any details of the twist

[The Penguin]

the twist will be a let down

[Amy Jade]

Oh god this audience is dire. Coleen is repulsive too, actually switched off last year sick of seeing her cakey face.

[Vanessa]

Squeak tits! LOL Ashlene! :joker::joker::joker:

[The Penguin]

a stereotypical gay man on BBOTS

what a surprise

[Vanessa]

Leave Claire alone, baldy! :nono:

[GiRTh]

He just said 'Know yourself girl' to Aislyne. :laugh2:

[Vanessa]

He just said 'Know yourself girl' to Aislyne. :laugh2:

He's so annoying! :bored:

[Ramsay]

Well this was all expected

[Jake.]

Wtf :joker:

[Brother Leon]

Cringe.

[Vanessa]

:laugh3::laugh3::laugh3:

[Ramsay]

-waits for forum explode-

[Raph]

bull****

[Jake.]

Ah well, it was fun seeing people get excited

[Black Dagger]

I love Jamie East :joker:

[daniel-lewis-1985]

But he said "theres a good reason Lindsay isnt in court"

Piss take.

[Raph]

Jamie East is a dick for that

[Raph]

such a letdown :(

[Jake.]

Omg Razor :laugh2:

[Ramsay]

all your own faults for getting your hopes up :laugh2:

[Brother Leon]

Jamie :joker:

But it was cringe seeing them act like Lindsay is the Queen or something.

[Vanessa]

Omg! Razor! :laugh2:

[DigitalSid]

Spencer, I'd rather you lived anywhere in America than anywhere in England.

[Ramsay]

Paula :laugh2: :laugh2:
Im sorry but Frankie has to go

[Jake.]

How ****ty Paula was being! :joker:

[Black Dagger]

OMG, Paula was epic :joker:

Would love if she and Speidi somehow stayed tomorrow.

[Jake.]

Paula is now my favourite :love:

[Amy Jade]

I love Heidi, they asked who was playing a game and Frankie is sitting there and she doesn't even hesitate in saying his name!

and Paula is comedy gold, Frankie needs to jog on, boring little man.

[daniel-lewis-1985]

How cheap and homemade does that ball machine look? lol

Selotape and cardboard job.

[Amy Jade]

HAHAHA! Heidi saying the igloo smells of beer, balls and cheap perfume!

Love that girl.

[Ramsay]

I bet Ian wants Emma so bad

[arista]

On Now

[Black Dagger]

Marcus has just came in his pants.

[Amy Jade]

Why are people saying Frankie is so nice? he's actually quite bitchy.

[Drew.]

NOOOO Gemma Collins

[Saph]

im watching tonight :dazzler:

[Saph]

nina your botox is wearing off.

[Amy Jade]

nina your botox is wearing off.
:worship:

[Ramsay]

did that guy just say spencer is boring...

[Black Dagger]

Moron.

Has a nice arse though.

[Ramsay]

oh no singer guy is back

[Saph]

I've got those shoes that Jeff has

[Jake.]

How can Brian say that the crowd were amazing?

[Amy Jade]

How can Brian say that the crowd were amazing?

I know! he's an idiot.

[Saph]

Is it just me or does it make more sense to have evictions on Tuesdays instead of Wednesdays :conf:

[Vanessa]

Gary Lucy on the panel! Oh my god! :amazed::amazed::amazed:

[Gstar]

I can't wait to see the exclusive

[Ramsay]

How can Brian say that the crowd were amazing?

Its like when bands are doing gigs
''YOU GUYS ARE THE BEST CROWD EVER WE LOVE YOU''

[MTVN]

Oh Jesus he has a calender :joker:

[The Penguin]

Django Unchained

[Jake.]

Its like when bands are doing gigs
''YOU GUYS ARE THE BEST CROWD EVER WE LOVE YOU''

Yeah :joker: thing is, if he doesn't tell them to shut up for once, they never will.

[The Penguin]

I don't mind the crowd
They add to the programme
how boring would it be if they came out to utter silence

[Jake.]

Cheering>>>Silence>>>>Being a pathetic mob.

[Saph]

omg jeffs a man

[Gstar]

Paula actually looks good for 51

[Black Dagger]

Just love her <3.

Going to send her a nice tweet everyday.

[Harry!]

Am I the only one who likes Jeff the ******.

[MTVN]

lol she's forgotten what Emma told her 10 seconds ago about Spencer & Heidi being immune

[The Penguin]

Paula calls them all ratbags

[Black Dagger]

lol she's forgotten what Emma told her 10 seconds ago about Spencer & Heidi being immune

LMAO, she's so clueless and carefree.

Adore her.

[Gstar]

Cute Unapologetic advert

[Jake.]

Here we go :amazed:

[Saph]

what do they win if they pass the task?

[Jake.]

Paula :love:

[Black Dagger]

what do they win if they pass the task?

Immunity from Friday's eviction.

[Jake.]

Immunity from Friday's eviction.

Don't they already have immunity?

[Jake.]

Who is the black haired guy I feel like I recognise him?

[MTVN]

That knife story has to be bollocks

[Black Dagger]

Don't they already have immunity?

Nah, they have to pass the task first.

[Jake.]

That knife story has to be bollocks

The amazing Paula never lies

[Jake.]

Nah, they have to pass the task first.

If they are down in the basement thing now, and nominations are going on, then they can't be nommed?

[Saph]

:amazed: this task