Splash! (Second series confirmed for next year)

[Matt]

So Tom Daley's new diving show Splash! hits our screens this Saturday (7.15pm, ITV1) - fifteen celebs will be competing against each other as they demonstrate their skills on the boards.

Three heats, with two celebs from each heat going through to the semi final:

Heat One
Jake Canuso (actor)
Helen Lederer (comedienne)
Omid Djalili (comedian)
Jade Ewen (Sugababe)
Jenni Falconer (TV presenter)

Heat Two
Caprice (model)
Eddie 'The Eagle' Edwards (ski jumper)
Diarmuid Gavin (TV gardening expert)
Joey Essex (TOWIE)
Charlotte Jackson (Sky Sports presenter)

Heat Three
Anthony Ogogo (boxer and former Big Brother Celebrity Hijack housemate)
Linda Barker (TV presenter/interior designer)
Dom Joly (funnyman)
Tina Malone (Shameless actress)
Jennifer Metcalfe (Hollyoaks actress)

The stars will be scored by a panel of judges - Tom, former Olympic diver Leon Taylor, Team GB coach Andy Banks and... wait for it... Jo Brand, the comedienne :/

Person with the most public votes goes through to the semi final, next two complete in a Splash-off, judges choose one to go through, yadda yadda yadda.

Sounds like a complete flop, but I must admit I'm a bit intrigued. Anyone watching?

[Marcus.]

i may watch watch in

[Black Dagger]

It's just a flop waiting to happen and Daley is a tragic fame-*****.

[Marcus.]

It's just a flop waiting to happen and Daley is a tragic fame-*****.

yeah i though he would not do that

[Jack_]

I wasn't going to watch but the panel sounds good and Heat 3 has the potential for some hilarity with Dom and Tina. I'll give it a go.

[Kizzy]

Bring back the dancing dogs ffs!!

[Mrluvaluva]

It sounds like a complete load of ****e. Some will take it seriously and some will rely on comedy. Cannot see it being very funny though. I think I will give this one a miss.

[BBfanUSA]

There's going to be a show just like this in America this year, Scratch that two shows, a one off special that has JWWOW from Jersey Shore and one that's similar to SCD on the same channel that has SCD US in the States. :joker:

[Shaun]

cringe...

[reece(:]

Why the **** is Jo Brand a judge? :laugh2:

[reece(:]

but will watch for queen Tina Malone

[BBfanUSA]

Why the **** is Jo Brand a judge? :laugh2:


For the same reason Ashley Roberts is for Dancing on Ice.

[King Gizzard]

I actually face palmed when I watched the advert

[joeysteele]

Probably will watch it, will at least see what it's like anyway.

[Jesus.]

Here is the meeting where they decided on this abortion of a programme.

rS1le_8ZhOU

Jo Brands contribution to this show will consist of:

"I'm really fat, so you wouldn't want to see me in a bathing costume. I'd get in, the water would get out. Men are ****". Basically her whole act.

[Marc]

How dreadful

[Petershaw1984]

Enjoyed the games and bobby davros diving so this coukd be good

[arista]

Yes I hope its Good
ITV1HD 7:15PM tonight

[arista]

On Now

[Harry!]

I am watching it, it seems that it will be an interesting show. Quite tacky to start off with.

[Lee.]

This looks absolutely ****ing dreadful!

[Drew.]

Bit of a cringey start..

[Marcus.]

not watching it tonight is it with watching

[Kazanne]

My fave sport is swimming and diving,so i think I might enjoy it:hugesmile:

[Drew.]

not watching it tonight is it with watching

If you want to see people in Bikinis Marcus then its well worth watching :spin:

[Marcus.]

If you want to see people in Bikinis Marcus then its well worth watching :spin:

oh alright then

[Jordan.]

Good on the celebs I wouldn't dare

[Jordan.]

Jade :worship:

[GiRTh]

Jade looking good in that bikini.

[Loukas]

As a show it's kinda sh*t. I am watching it because of Tom tbh

[Vanessa]

Tom Daly is so hot! :amazed::evilgrin:

[arista]

Jade looking good in that bikini.


I bet the Dive Hurt her though

[Vanessa]

This guy has a great body, but looks a bit scary! :eek::D

[Drew.]

hitting the floor of the pool from a 3m dive :joker:

[Kazanne]

Ohh errrrrrrrrr,lol

[Kazanne]

Is that the guy from Benidorm

[Vanessa]

Wow! That was amazing! :amazed::worship:

[Drew.]

Wasn't expecting that :o

[arista]

Not bad
his legs went over to far.

[arista]

Wasn't expecting that :o


Good Scores

[Drew.]

Cant wait to see Omid Djalili dive

[Kazanne]

Helen:joker::joker:

[Vanessa]

Tom Daly has got such a cute butt! :blush2::wink:

[Jordan.]

This one should be funny

[Kazanne]

:joker::joker::joker::shocked:..................:j oker:

[Drew.]

fair play to her

[arista]

Cant wait to see Omid Djalili dive


Yes although he is tubby
I hope he does well

[Drew.]

the hate this is getting on twitter is insane

[Vanessa]

Oh dear, Helen. Bless her for trying. It look really scary! Not sure i could dive from that height! :shocked:

[Jordan.]

the hate this is getting on twitter is insane

It's no worse than all the celeb dancing shows :suspect:

[Vanessa]

I'm actually enjoying this. It's kind of fun! :hugesmile:

[Matt]

It got **** after the intro, and I'm ****ing sick of Tom Daley

The sad thing about this is that it's executive produced by Shirley Jones, previously responsible for the incredible Big Brother 5/CBB3/CBB7

[Drew.]

It's no worse than all the celeb dancing shows :suspect:

Once the quality of dives improves people will probably like it

[Vanessa]

Jenny will be great at this. She's very sporty.

[Marcus.]

she going to do well

[Vanessa]

Oh no! She messed up! :shocked:

[Me. I Am Salman]

It got **** after the intro, and I'm ****ing sick of Tom Daley

The sad thing about this is that it's executive produced by Shirley Jones, previously responsible for the incredible Big Brother 5/CBB3/CBB7

How was CBB7 incredible :suspect:

[Drew.]

that looked pretty painful

[Marcus.]

oh it the nerves

[King Gizzard]

BMrnQBMJNfs

[King Gizzard]

This is nearly as bad as Dancing on Ice

[Novo]

Omid and his great one liners

[Vanessa]

Omg! his first dive! :laugh2:

[Munchkins]

Not watching, but it looked so cringey in the advert xDD

[Drew.]

This guy will cause a splash

[Vanessa]

Omg! I love this guy! He's hilarious! :laugh3:

[Marcus.]

good luck to him

[Vanessa]

A flying pig! :joker::joker:

[Munchkins]

Right ive decided to turn this on, and lets see how it is

[Munchkins]

OMG THIS MAN is going to dive
WHAT!

[Drew.]

That was class :joker:

[Jordan.]

Amazing :joker:

[Munchkins]

Omg he looked so elegant haha

[arista]

Not bad

[Munchkins]

Oh ffs why is GABBY presenting, when will she go away

[Vanessa]

That wasn't too bad! Well done Omid! :dance:

[arista]

Omid was brave

[Munchkins]

Also why iS Jo brand a judge, she depresses me

[Jordan.]

Also why iS Jo brand a judge, she depresses me

She's great :nono:

A majestic turkey being fired out of a cannon

[Munchkins]

Jo brand's voice, she need to stop
and she shouldn't be judging this

[Drew.]

Oh ffs why is GABBY presenting, when will she go away

Shes the BBC's Holly Willoughby but without cleavage

[Munchkins]

Wait... people are voting for this? what?

[Marcus.]

Wait... people are voting for this? what?

same here

we both in the same boat

[Munchkins]

Why is Omid at the top of the leaderboard he wasn't straight :L

[arista]

Wait... people are voting for this? what?


yes voting

For Some Celebs
that are Brave

[Munchkins]

That Jake did a flip :O why isnt he at the top of the leaderboard xD

[Vanessa]

Why is Omid at the top of the leaderboard he wasn't straight :L

He dived from 10 meters.

[Drew.]

you'd be mad to waste your money voting for a celeb belly flopping into a pool

[Munchkins]

Poor Jenni, that looked like it could have been good!

[Munchkins]

He dived from 10 meters.

Doesn't make it technically good :p

[Vanessa]

She's great :nono:

A majestic turkey being fired out of a cannon

I love Jo Brand! She's so funny! :joker:

[Vanessa]

Doesn't make it technically good :p

It was ok. I was expecting a total disaster from him! :joker:

[Munchkins]

I wonder when olympic fever will die down, i mean we've had 2 on strictly, 2 on dancing on ice, now this, and there was superstars too
im glad its continuing but i wonder how long it will last

[Vanessa]

I wonder when olympic fever will die down, i mean we've had 2 on strictly, 2 on dancing on ice, now this, and there was superstars too
im glad its continuing but i wonder how long it will last

The best thing about this show is Tom Daly in that little swimsuit! :amazed::evilgrin:

[Marcus.]

I wonder when olympic fever will die down, i mean we've had 2 on strictly, 2 on dancing on ice, now this, and there was superstars too
im glad its continuing but i wonder how long it will last

no idea girl
it like what happening

[Marcus.]

The best thing about this show is Tom Daly in that little swimsuit! :amazed::evilgrin:

ness:evilgrin::tongue:

[Munchkins]

Tom Daley is so sexy... but so vain so its offputting

[Munchkins]

LINES CLOSED?
they will have got like 10 votes lol

[Harry!]

Where is Louis Walsh to take it to gridlock?

[Munchkins]

I want Jenni through :) i really like her

[Vanessa]

Tom Daley is so sexy... but so vain so its offputting

I still would though! That cute little ass! Omg! :amazed:

[Munchkins]

That Jake guy has an okay body :p

[Drew.]

the drunk lady will go

[Munchkins]

How many people go through?

[Vanessa]

That Jake guy has an okay body :p

He looks a bit scary though! :eek::D

[Munchkins]

He looks a bit scary though! :eek::D

Just look at his body like i am Vanessa, not his face
ahh we are such man eaters Ness :laugh:

[Marcus.]

How many people go through?

2 munchkins

[Munchkins]

2 munchkins

I just want Jenni through then, because i really like her shes lovely

[Vanessa]

Omg! The diving crew is amazing! :cheer:

[Drew.]

rule 1 of getting wet, never wear white

[Munchkins]

Tom in a suit :love:

[Munchkins]

Another advert break?
should have kept the votes open longer

[Vanessa]

Just look at his body like i am Vanessa, not his face
ahh we are such man eaters Ness :laugh:

I prefer Tom. He's adorable! :hugesmile:

[Munchkins]

I still cant believe the votes were only open for 5 minutes.. wtf

[Munchkins]

Splashoff... terrible name LOL

[Drew.]

this is where it'll get cringey

[Harry!]

I still cant believe the votes were only open for 5 minutes.. wtf

That's not even enough time to make a proper cup of tea!

[Jordan.]

Nooo Jade

[Munchkins]

Jenni And Jake splashoff im guessing

[Drew.]

the legend is through

[Munchkins]

Cmon Jenni!
but i love Jade bless her :( shame shes gone

[Munchkins]

Right Jenni better beat this Jake guy :p

[Jordan.]

Jake was better

[Munchkins]

This show seems so rushed its hilarious

[arista]

Well Done Omid

[Marcus.]

This show seems so rushed its hilarious

i know i laughing

[Drew.]

which one of the judges is going to be the louis walsh and not pick

[Munchkins]

Its actually ridiculous

[Marcus.]

Its actually ridiculous

i know

well done jake

[Munchkins]

All the girls gone, men dominate shows again :p hahah

[Jordan.]

Joey Essex next week... Hopefully injures himself

[Marcus.]

All the girls gone, men dominate shows again :p hahah

i know

[Drew.]

Charlotte Jackson next week :love:

[Munchkins]

Dancing on Ice mention :amazed:

[Munchkins]

Joey on next week!
his body :love:

[Lee.]

Well that was even worse than I ever could have imagined :bored:

[joeysteele]

Well that was even worse than I ever could have imagined :bored:

Have to agree with you, I found it rather tedious too.

[Petershaw1984]

This is up there with the best of the worst tv shows itv have made. Not as bad as dont wake the hare whatever it was called on bbc1

[Black Dagger]

Well this was ****.

[Gav H.]

Flop show, but it's always nice seeing Tom in his speedos on tv.

[Marc]

What the actual **** is this

[Matt]

5.5million viewers last night, peaking with 6.3 - will be interesting to see how much that goes down next week

[arista]

What the actual **** is this


It was good

[Marc]

It'll probably be 1 viewer... Vanessa, perving over everybody

[arista]

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[arista]

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[Marc]

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Okay I can see why you liked it so much arista!

Phwoaaar

[arista]

Okay I can see why you liked it so much arista!

Phwoaaar


He did the Highest Dive

[Marc]

Too right, dove straight into your heart

[arista]

It'll probably be 1 viewer... Vanessa, perving over everybody


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[Cherie]

Well that was even worse than I ever could have imagined :bored:

and I couldnt quite believe they wanted people to phone in....how many more shows do ITV want the public to fund, its quite sickening.

[Black Dagger]

Best thing about the show was the DS thread and Twitter.

That is how bad it was.

[arista]

On ITV1HD and ITV1 now

[Drew.]

i'm only here to see Charlotte Jackson :love:

[arista]

i'm only here to see Charlotte Jackson :love:

Nothing Wrong With That.

[Vanessa]

Joey Essex has nice eyes.

[Jordan.]

Caprice was good

[Drew.]

pretty decent compared to the belly flops they were doing last week

[Vanessa]

Today's lot are really good.

[Vanessa]

Who the hell is Charlotte? :conf:

[Drew.]

Shes a TV presenter, works on sky sports news at the moment :)

[Vanessa]

Shes a TV presenter, works on sky sports news at the moment :)

Wow! She's brilliant! That was great! :amazed:

[arista]

Wow! She's brilliant! That was great! :amazed:



Good scores
as her foot injury held her back, sadly

[Vanessa]

Wow, Eddie! That was perfect! Awsome! :worship:

[arista]

Charlotte Vs Joey Left

Public Voted out Caprice

[Black Dagger]

Hopefully they send through Charlotte after their 'we want a girl through' :amazed:

[Vanessa]

Joey's dive was better than the first one.

[Matt]

Caprice should have been in the bloody final argh

Slightly better show this week though

[Black Dagger]

Ha, bye you dumb ****.

[arista]

Well Done Charlotte
she got to the final , Next week.

[Vanessa]

Caprice should have been in the bloody final argh

Slightly better show this week though

Yes. I'm glad they ditched the silly dancing intros. They were doing my head in! :joker:

[arista]

On ITV1HD Now

[Drew.]

doubt it'll be good this week, too much belly flopping with Tina Malone and Dom Joly

[Vanessa]

Tom Daly! Omg! :amazed::evilgrin:

[arista]

Tom Daly! Omg! :amazed::evilgrin:

I bet You Would

[arista]

doubt it'll be good this week, too much belly flopping with Tina Malone and Dom Joly


Yes I do Not think she is Medical Fit
or Medical Fit in her head

[Vanessa]

I bet You Would

He's a bit too young. I can only look! :hugesmile:

[arista]

He's a bit too young. I can only look! :hugesmile:

He is Legal Age

[Vanessa]

He is Legal Age

Maybe in a couple of years ! :joker:

[Drew.]

out of all them young girls Ogogo just walked past, i dont think any of them had eye contact with him, them speedos hes got on are a bit small :joker:

[Vanessa]

out of all them young girls Ogogo just walked past, i dont think any of them had eye contact with him, them speedos hes got on are a bit small :joker:

This guy is gorgeous! :amazed::evilgrin:

[Marcus.]

This guy is gorgeous! :amazed::evilgrin:

oh ness

[Vanessa]

oh ness

Look at him! Omg! I'm getting hot flushes ! :joker:

[Marcus.]

Look at him! Omg! I'm getting hot flushes ! :joker:

ness time to cool you down girl:joker:

[Drew.]

ness time to cool you down girl:joker:

:joker:

[arista]

This guy is gorgeous! :amazed::evilgrin:



Good Job his trunks stayed on
as there was alot under it.

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[Vanessa]

Good Job his trunks stayed on
as there was alot under it.

:laugh2: His pants were so small i didn't know where to look! :hugesmile:

[Vanessa]

ness time to cool you down girl:joker:

I need some ice water! :laugh:

[Marcus.]

:laugh2: His pants were so small i didn't know where to look! :hugesmile:

ness:shocked::joker:

[Marcus.]

I need some ice water! :laugh:

gets you cold water

[arista]

On ITV1HD now

[Munchkins]

Won't be watching, will just check who made the final x

[Marcus.]

wonder were ness is like

[Me. I Am Salman]

tuning in for Omid Djalili tbqh

[arista]

wonder were ness is like


Thats sad her Hot Stud has a injury
and has pulled out of it

[Marcus.]

Thats sad her Hot Stud has a injury
and has pulled out of it

awwww
get better soon to him

[arista]

tuning in for Omid Djalili tbqh


He Did a Great Dive

22 Score , not bad

[Me. I Am Salman]

I was shocked :o first time watching

[arista]

Eddy Top of the Scores again

[Vanessa]

ugh! I'm bored of this show already. But Tom Daly is always worth watching! :hugesmile:

[Jack_]

On ITV1HD now

It's just 'ITV' now arista. You're slacking :nono:

[Marcus.]

ugh! I'm bored of this show already. But Tom Daly is always worth watching! :hugesmile:

oh ness :joker:

[arista]

It's just 'ITV' now arista. You're slacking :nono:


Wrong Jack

as On SkyHD

there is ITV2HD
ITV3HD
and ITV4HD

So ITV1HD is needed
Fact.


Feel The Force

[Jack_]

Wrong Jack

as On SkyHD

there is ITV2HD
ITV3HD
and ITV4HD

So ITV1HD is needed
Fact.


Feel The Force

I have Sky HD, and channel 178 is titled as 'ITV HD'. I don't think they should have dropped the 1 but they have, and therefore, you are wrong.

Feel The Force
Of My Funky Spunk

[Amy Jade]

Where was Anthony Ogogo?

[Marcus.]

Where was Anthony Ogogo?

1 hour ago

Anthony Ogogo ‏@AnthonyOgogo
Hey everyone I'm so sorry I've had to pull out. I really appreciate all your support throughout #Splash its been so much fun

[Amy Jade]

1 hour ago

Anthony Ogogo ‏@AnthonyOgogo
Hey everyone I'm so sorry I've had to pull out. I really appreciate all your support throughout #Splash its been so much fun
Aww poor Anthony, hope he's ok.

[arista]

I have Sky HD, and channel 178 is titled as 'ITV HD'. I don't think they should have dropped the 1 but they have, and therefore, you are wrong.





No the One Stays.

[Marcus.]

Aww poor Anthony, hope he's ok.

i think is on rest now
and get well soon to him

[joeysteele]

This show got better for me, I wasn't keen the first week but it has grown on me. Good to see how the celebrities have improved too in such a short time.

[Jack_]

No the One Stays.

No it doesn't. The channels are now ITV, ITV2, ITV3 and ITV4, as well as CITV. The one has been dropped and they've been more than clear about this.

Even look at the DOG (digital on-screen graphic) in the top left on the ITV HD channel, there's no 1 in it.

Sorry arista :xyxwave:

[arista]

It the Final Tonight Live at 7PM

[arista]

On Now

[Vanessa]

Tom Daly! I'm going to miss those tiny pants of his ! :amazed::evilgrin:

[Marcus.]

Tom Daly! I'm going to miss those tiny pants of his ! :amazed::evilgrin:

it doing a nought show ness

[Munchkins]

Eddie is so obviously going to win lol

[Munchkins]

I like Jake canuso's body :p

[Vanessa]

Jake has got a great body, but Tom face is cuter! :lovedup:

[Munchkins]

Jake has got a great body, but Tom face is cuter! :lovedup:

Tom's face with Jake's body ;)

[Marcus.]

Linda or eddy to win

[Vanessa]

Tom's face with Jake's body ;)

The perfect man! :amazed: I think Tom's body is great though! :wink::blush2:

[Marcus.]

The perfect man! :amazed: I think Tom's body is great though! :wink::blush2:

awwww

[Munchkins]

I wouldn't mind Linda winning, i like her :)

[Marcus.]

I wouldn't mind Linda winning, i like her :)

same here munckins

[Munchkins]

Wow that was amazing Linda!

[Vanessa]

Yeah! Great dive! :dance:

[arista]

Yes she got Lucky

[Munchkins]

Perfect entrance :love:

[Marcus.]

go linda go linda

[Munchkins]

Yes she got Lucky

Not Lucky.
skill Arista, practice

[Munchkins]

go linda go linda

Who do you want to win Marcus?

[Marcus.]

Who do you want to win Marcus?

linda or eddy

[Kazanne]

Linda did a great dive

[Drew.]

impressive

[Marcus.]

Linda did a great dive

she did:love:

[arista]

Not Lucky.
skill Arista, practice



Yes but the Dive they Showed before
that she did - had no luck

[Black Dagger]

Jake is on after the break :love:

[Munchkins]

Just realised theres a diver from each heat

Jake heat 1
Eddy heat 2
Linda heat 3

good to see that its all people 40+ in the final, shows you dont have to be young lol

[MeMyselfAndI]

all people 40+?
-Turns off-

[Munchkins]

Jake is on after the break :love:

His body, he's so hot i can't

[MeMyselfAndI]

all people 40+?
-Turns off-

[Kazanne]

Jake has a great body.

[Marcus.]

my tv just froze now boooo

[Munchkins]

Mhm i definitely think Eddie will win

[Munchkins]

Can't see it not being
3rd Jake
2nd Linda
1st Eddie
..

[Kazanne]

Eddie,did great too.

[Drew.]

thats more like it, that was quality

[Munchkins]

Why does ITV have all the reality shows..

I'm a Celebrity
Dancing on Ice
Splash

[Vanessa]

I missed that dive. I was on facebook. :bawling:

[Drew.]

Why does ITV have all the reality shows..

I'm a Celebrity
Dancing on Ice
Splash

+ Britains got talent.. Simon Cowells your answer