Happy People Thread

[Kazanne]

:xyxwave:This thread is a nice thread for people to have a laugh and be nice,do you feel nice?:hugesmile:
Four worms and a lesson to be learned!!!!

A minister decided that a visual demonstration would add emphasis to his Sunday sermon.

Four worms were placed into four separate jars.

The first worm was put into a container of alcohol.

The second worm was put into a container of cigarette smoke.

The third worm was put into a container of chocolate syrup.

The fourth worm was put into a container of good clean soil.

At the conclusion of the sermon, the Minister reported the following results:

The first worm in alcohol . . . . . . Dead .

The second worm in cigarette smoke . . . Dead .

Third worm in chocolate syrup . . .. . Dead.

Fourth worm in good clean soil . .. . Alive …


So the Minister asked the congregation,

"What did you learn from this demonstration?"

Alison was sitting in the back, quickly raised her hand and said . . .
"As long as you drink, smoke and eat chocolate, you won't have worms!"

That pretty much ended the service!

[Cherie]

lol Kaz. :devil:

do I have to tell a joke to join?

[Kazanne]

lol Kaz. :devil:

do I have to tell a joke to join?

No,but feel free too:hugesmile::joker:

In church I heard a lady in the pew next to me saying a prayer.
It was so sweet and sincere that I just had to share with you:-

"Dear Lord,

This has been a tough two or three years.

You have taken my favourite actor Patrick Swayze.

My favourite pop singer Michael Jackson.

My favourite Blues Singer Amy Winehouse.

My favourite actress Elizabeth Taylor.

And now my favourite singer Whitney Houston.

I just wanted you to know that my favourite politicians are

[Kazanne]

http://i1106.photobucket.com/albums/h372/pinchegato323/FUNNY%20PICTURES/horseassas1.gif

[GypsyGoth]

:laugh2:

[Niamh.]

xNW809QqF1g

[thesheriff443]

im happy, so im not staying on here:joker:

[Kazanne]

xNW809QqF1g

:hugesmile: That's the song I was thinking about when doing this thread:hugesmile:

[Kazanne]

im happy, so im not staying on here:joker:

:joker:Morning sheriff
http://www.pakwatan.pk/wallpapers/funny/funny-animals-wallpapers.jpg

[Kazanne]

http://www.themescompany.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/thoughtforthedayfunny.jpg

[thesheriff443]

:joker:Morning sheriff
http://www.pakwatan.pk/wallpapers/funny/funny-animals-wallpapers.jpg

mornining kaz, mod's and member's:xyxwave:
just finished hoovering so im happy:hugesmile:
been putting it off:bawling:, but its done until next time:bawling:

[Kazanne]

mornining kaz, mod's and member's:xyxwave:
just finished hoovering so im happy:hugesmile:
been putting it off:bawling:, but its done until next time:bawling:

Tidy house ,tidy mind ,sheriff:hugesmile:are your services for hire?

[Kazanne]

A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in.

“Mother, where do babies come from?”

The mother thinks for a few seconds and says, “Well dear, Mommy and Daddy fall in love and get married. One night they go into their bedroom, they kiss and hug and have sex.”

The daughter looks puzzled so the mother continues, “That means the daddy puts his penis in the mommy’s vagina. That’s how you get a baby, honey.” The child seems to comprehend.

“Oh, I see, but the other night when I came into your room you had daddy’s penis in your mouth. What do you get when you do that?”

“Jewelry, my dear. Jewelry.”:joker::joker::joker:

[Niamh.]

http://i.imgur.com/QN5dmD3.jpg

[thesheriff443]

Tidy house ,tidy mind ,sheriff:hugesmile:are your services for hire?

of course but as i alway's say to the husband's its more money if you want to watch:shocked::joker:

[thesheriff443]

A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in.

“Mother, where do babies come from?”

The mother thinks for a few seconds and says, “Well dear, Mommy and Daddy fall in love and get married. One night they go into their bedroom, they kiss and hug and have sex.”

The daughter looks puzzled so the mother continues, “That means the daddy puts his penis in the mommy’s vagina. That’s how you get a baby, honey.” The child seems to comprehend.

“Oh, I see, but the other night when I came into your room you had daddy’s penis in your mouth. What do you get when you do that?”

“Jewelry, my dear. Jewelry.”:joker::joker::joker:
:shocked::joker:

[Munchkins]

I like this thread :D

[Kizzy]

Oh thankyou kazanne needed a laugh :D
http://laurajul.dk/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/giggling.gif

[Jesus.]

VvAOKbYAe6o

[Niamh.]

:hugesmile: That's the song I was thinking about when doing this thread:hugesmile:

REM :love:

[Jesus.]

Starts at 4.35

OT8l4EXsnhA

[MTVN]

My new toilet seat has just arrived so that makes me very happy

[InOne]

Nothing like a bit of Gwen to make you happy

uOgNeea8wRU

[Kazanne]

Hows your happy day going so far?:wavey::hugesmile:
http://awesomegifs.com/wp-content/uploads/dog-is-good-at-typing.gif

[Ramsay]

What a lovely thread

[Kazanne]

What a lovely thread

I know karl,a happy place for happy people :joker:
http://awesomegifs.com/wp-content/uploads/psy-gangnam-style-1.gif

[Kate!]

A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in.

“Mother, where do babies come from?”

The mother thinks for a few seconds and says, “Well dear, Mommy and Daddy fall in love and get married. One night they go into their bedroom, they kiss and hug and have sex.”

The daughter looks puzzled so the mother continues, “That means the daddy puts his penis in the mommy’s vagina. That’s how you get a baby, honey.” The child seems to comprehend.

“Oh, I see, but the other night when I came into your room you had daddy’s penis in your mouth. What do you get when you do that?”

“Jewelry, my dear. Jewelry.”:joker::joker::joker:

:joker:

[Kazanne]

I do about 5 situps every morning. It might not sound like much, but there are only so many times you can hit the snooze button.
http://i219.photobucket.com/albums/cc194/savannababy1/th1-2.gif

[Drew.]

a happy thread :worship:

[MTVN]

I do about 5 situps every morning. It might not sound like much, but there are only so many times you can hit the snooze button.
http://i219.photobucket.com/albums/cc194/savannababy1/th1-2.gif

I can relate to this

[MTVN]

Anyway I'm not so happy now after the very simple task of replacing the toilet seat took me an hour and a half

[Kazanne]

A Japanese man was boasting about how his country had such advanced medical technology. He said, “We take the lungs out of a man, perform an operation, put the lungs back in, and in 4 weeks, the man is looking for work.”
An Englishman said, “We are far more advanced than you. We can take the heart out of a man, perform surgery and have him ready for work in just 3 weeks.”
The Irishman says, “That’s nothing; we can take a kidney out of a man, put into another man’s body and have them looking for work in 2 weeks.”
The American says, “Well hell, that’s nothin’. We had an idiot taken out of Texas, put in the Whitehouse and now half the country is lookin’ for work!”

:shocked::joker::joker::joker:

[Kate!]

http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQG0mLbkgwkPnFjuqFrzt2zW1F2phYj5 JJ5TJCaZmwQp0nTxKPeXw

I love Elf :love:

[Kazanne]

Anyway I'm not so happy now after the very simple task of replacing the toilet seat took me an hour and a half

Oh cheer up MTVN no sulkies allowed in here,it beats sitting on the rim and getting a 'rim mark' round your bum LOL
http://i194.photobucket.com/albums/z310/debby1961/Toilet.jpg

[Kazanne]

http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQG0mLbkgwkPnFjuqFrzt2zW1F2phYj5 JJ5TJCaZmwQp0nTxKPeXw

I love Elf :love:

really funny movie Kate,a must for Christmas,and he's such a good actor:xyxwave:

[Kizzy]

Oh cheer up MTVN no sulkies allowed in here,it beats sitting on the rim and getting a 'rim mark' round your bum LOL
http://i194.photobucket.com/albums/z310/debby1961/Toilet.jpg

http://cdn.memegenerator.net/instances/400x/25609678.jpg

[Kazanne]

http://cdn.memegenerator.net/instances/400x/25609678.jpg

:joker: we've all done it kizzy:joker:

[Kazanne]

http://www.funnyjunkz.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/05/dog-drink.jpg

[Apple202]

omg that is so cute

[Kazanne]

I cant stop laughing at this,how clever
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-4FmqybAC7DU/TrqRYUg6DbI/AAAAAAAAAAs/DldY9D86Z30/s1600/internet-memes-cannot-unsee-holy-crap.jpg

:joker::joker::joker::joker:

[Munchkins]

I cant stop laughing at this,how clever
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-4FmqybAC7DU/TrqRYUg6DbI/AAAAAAAAAAs/DldY9D86Z30/s1600/internet-memes-cannot-unsee-holy-crap.jpg

:joker::joker::joker::joker:

LMFAO i love it :laugh2: :laugh2:

[Kazanne]

LMFAO i love it :laugh2: :laugh2:

:joker::joker::joker:

[Kizzy]

I cant stop laughing at this,how clever
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-4FmqybAC7DU/TrqRYUg6DbI/AAAAAAAAAAs/DldY9D86Z30/s1600/internet-memes-cannot-unsee-holy-crap.jpg

:joker::joker::joker::joker:

that is ace! I can't stop staring at it... you can actually see it too...crazy :joker: :joker: :joker:

[Kazanne]

that is ace! I can't stop staring at it... you can actually see it too...crazy :joker: :joker: :joker:

just makes you wonder Kizzy WHO is on the other side of the camera:joker:

[Kazanne]

http://i193.photobucket.com/albums/z278/adjohn1/Random%20Stuff/Funny%20Animals/funny.jpg:joker::joker:

[Kazanne]

Did you hear about the two Scottish Gays?

Ben Doon and Phil McRackin.

:shocked::joker::joker:

[Jesus.]

Did you hear about the two Scottish Gays?

Ben Doon and Phil McRackin.

:shocked::joker::joker:

http://my.telegraph.co.uk/wp-content/blogs.dir/1/user/david_llewellyn/20070713213146.jpg

Do the mother-in-law jokes, next.

[Kazanne]

http://funnyasduck.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/funny-sausages-captions-pictures.jpg :joker::joker:

[Kazanne]

http://my.telegraph.co.uk/wp-content/blogs.dir/1/user/david_llewellyn/20070713213146.jpg

Do the mother-in-law jokes, next.

My mother in law is a big woman. She got run over last week. The driver said he had enough room to get around her, but he didn't know if he had enough petrol.
http://www.antalik.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/mother-in-law-1.jpg

[Kazanne]

http://imfunny.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/Dirty-mind.jpg?cb=DNKwtWgUSL

[Vanessa]

LMFAO i love it :laugh2: :laugh2:

:laugh2::laugh2::laugh2::laugh2:

[Kazanne]

Q: I run over fields and woods all day. Under the bed at night I sit not alone. My tongue hangs out, up and to the rear, awaiting to be filled in the morning. What am I?

[Niamh.]

runners (sneakers, trainers whatever you call them)

[Kazanne]

runners (sneakers, trainers whatever you call them)

:xyxwave: Yes that's right Niamh:hugesmile:

[Kazanne]

What falls but doesn't break, and what breaks but doesn't fall?

[Niamh.]

Rain and waves?

[Kazanne]

Rain and waves?

No,Niamh:hugesmile:

[Niamh.]

Is it one thing or two things?

[MTVN]

Dusk & Dawn

[MTVN]

:dance:

[Josy]

Night and Day

[Niamh.]

Blast!

[Kazanne]

Night and Day

Josy wins:joker: nearly give it Niamh,but Josy was spot on and MTVN was close heres your prize Josy
http://www.dreamstime.com/trophy-cup-thumb25457861.jpg

[MTVN]

I bloody won!!

[MTVN]

Josy just gave a simpleton version of my answer

[Kazanne]

I bloody won!!

LOL,no tantrums in here MYVN,You were close,but Josy was spot on ,you can have a consolation prize,but don't tell Niamh
http://forum.grasscity.com/photopost/data/500/funny-sports-pictures-fantasy-league-toilet-trophy.jpg:wavey:

[Kazanne]

I travel all around the world but never leave the corner. What am I?

[Niamh.]

A Stamp

[MTVN]

A postage stamp

[Josy]

Poor Matt always the runner up :idc:

[MTVN]

My answer is more specific so I win

[Kazanne]

A Stamp

:wavey: Yes Niamh http://www.awardsandtrophies.com.au/Images/Products/1777_A890C.jpg

[Niamh.]

Hey Matt, Knock, Knock

[Niamh.]

:wavey: Yes Niamh http://www.awardsandtrophies.com.au/Images/Products/1777_A890C.jpg

:amazed:

[MTVN]

Who's there :suspect:

[Kazanne]

:amazed:

A nice big one for you Niamh:evilgrin:

[Niamh.]

Who's there :suspect:

Loo

[MTVN]

Loo who :idc:

[Ammi]

..how do you tell the difference between a heterosexual vicar and a homosexual vicar..?....

[Kazanne]

..how do you tell the difference between a heterosexual vicar and a homosexual vicar..?....

Is it something to do with his collar Ammi :joker::joker::joker:

[Ammi]

..no Kaz..one says amen and the other says ahhhhhhh men http://www.animateit.net/data/media/august2009/drool.gif

[Drew.]

..how do you tell the difference between a heterosexual vicar and a homosexual vicar..?....

its like telling the difference between fruits and vegetables.. Cabbage is a great source of Riboflavin and Apples are a good source of a variety of vitamins and minerals

[sooty]

Late this morning, I was on a bus.
There were not many passengers.

When we passed a very narrow road, we saw a broken down large van at the other side.
The driver slowly slowly passed it. We were so nervous, as I thought our bus would scratch the van. Finally successfully we passed the van, on old lady in front of me started to clap and said loudly to the driver, "Well done, driver!" Automatically I clapped as well. :hugesmile:

I remembered a scene years and years ago, when we landed at
Heathrow, passengers started clap hands. :laugh2:

[Ammi]

its like telling the difference between fruits and vegetables.. Cabbage is a great source of Riboflavin and Apples are a good source of a variety of vitamins and minerals

..ahh ok..you're quite an expert on your fruit and vegetables then Drew..that's a good thing, I eat a lot of them myself as i don't eat meat....

[Ammi]

Late this morning, I was on a bus.
There were not many passengers.

When we passed a very narrow road, we saw a broken down large van at the other side.
The driver slowly slowly passed it. We were so nervous, as I thought our bus would scratch the van. Finally successfully we passed the van, on old lady in front of me started to clap and said loudly to the driver, "Well done, driver!" Automatically I clapped as well. :hugesmile:

I remembered a scene years and years ago, when we landed at
Heathrow, passengers started clap hands. :laugh2:

..LOL..I'm glad he didn't scratch the van Sooty..I love stories like that when everyone is very supportive and appreciative when someone does something tricky like that....

[Niamh.]

Loo who :idc:

Ze her

[Drew.]

..ahh ok..you're quite an expert on your fruit and vegetables then Drew..that's a good thing, I eat a lot of them myself as i don't eat meat....

i like to think i have a strong knowledge about fruits and veg, its a big passion of mine to teach people to eat healthy

-puts down burger-

[Raph]

Aw what a lovely thread :)

[Josy]

Ze her

:joker::joker::joker::joker:

[Vanessa]

This thread! :lovedup::lovedup::lovedup:

[MTVN]

Ze her

Took you nearly an hour to think of that one eh

[Kazanne]

..no Kaz..one says amen and the other says ahhhhhhh men http://www.animateit.net/data/media/august2009/drool.gif

:joker::joker:Good one Ammi

[Kazanne]

Q: When do you kick a midget in the balls?
A: When he is standing next to your girlfriend saying her hair smells nice

http://i46.photobucket.com/albums/f116/JaibaDeTampico/c26948cc.jpg

[Kazanne]

http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view/273862/fox-searching-for-nomnom-o.gif (http://gifsoup.com/view/273862/fox-searching-for-nomnom.html) GIFSoup (http://gifsoup.com)

[Kazanne]

http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view/324779/cachorro-o.gif (http://gifsoup.com/view/324779/cachorro.html) GIFSoup (http://gifsoup.com)

[Jesus.]

See Ammi's gone a bit blue.

[Kizzy]

http://togif.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/dog-funny.gif

[Kazanne]

http://togif.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/dog-funny.gif

:joker::joker::joker::joker:

[Vanessa]

https://lh6.googleusercontent.com/-YvIKR8Pin04/UNH4kZFzc4I/AAAAAAAAGpE/GHP1hXMb_D4/s290/142.gif

[Kazanne]

https://lh6.googleusercontent.com/-YvIKR8Pin04/UNH4kZFzc4I/AAAAAAAAGpE/GHP1hXMb_D4/s290/142.gif

:joker::joker::joker::joker:

[Kizzy]

http://www.teenscraze.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/Naughty-monkey-teasing-Dog.gif

[Kazanne]

http://www.teenscraze.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/Naughty-monkey-teasing-Dog.gif

Little Effer,i dont like monkeys:joker:

[Vanessa]

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lytsfaAIMf1qzefipo1_400.gif

[Kazanne]

http://crazyhyena.com/imagebank/g/wooden-figure-adult-jike-trouble.jpg

[Vanessa]

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_llnqf7uacK1qdxsr5o1_250.gif

[Kizzy]

http://gifs8.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/img1082.gif

[Vanessa]

http://gifs8.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/img1082.gif

:laugh3:

[Vanessa]

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lgrtwu2ZWw1qcr07uo1_250.gif

[Drew.]

http://gifs8.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/img1082.gif

omg :joker:

[Glenn.]

http://i1294.photobucket.com/albums/b614/GlennG88/tumblr_mdb2xpuuzU1riml7wo1_400_zpse20ebd44.gif

[Vanessa]

http://i1294.photobucket.com/albums/b614/GlennG88/tumblr_mdb2xpuuzU1riml7wo1_400_zpse20ebd44.gif

:joker:

[Kazanne]

http://i1294.photobucket.com/albums/b614/GlennG88/tumblr_mdb2xpuuzU1riml7wo1_400_zpse20ebd44.gif

Aw just LOVE dogs:joker::joker:

[Glenn.]

It's the dogs eyes that make me laugh

[Cherie]

brilliant thread Kaz:hugesmile:

[Kazanne]

It's the dogs eyes that make me laugh

:joker::joker:I thought he was gonna lick him:hugesmile:

[Kazanne]

brilliant thread Kaz:hugesmile:

:joker::joker: going well so far Cherie
http://i1325.photobucket.com/albums/u629/LeslieRo1/Dogs%20Rule/Dogsrule12_zpsbc8f19e3.jpeg

[Kazanne]

http://i418.photobucket.com/albums/pp264/Taggalicious/smilies/Big%20Smilies/2788.gif

[Kizzy]

http://weknowmemes.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/there-was-a-spider-240x180.jpg

[Kazanne]

http://weknowmemes.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/there-was-a-spider-240x180.jpg

:joker::joker:little **** :joker:

[Kazanne]

this made me smile:hugesmile:
0iIInHxr3io

[Kizzy]

Awwwww sooo sweet :love:

[Me. I Am Salman]

http://i418.photobucket.com/albums/pp264/Taggalicious/smilies/Big%20Smilies/2788.gif

[Kizzy]

d-diB65scQU

[sooty]

A woman has sued her local hospital, saying that after her husband
was treated recently, he has lost all interest in sex with her.

The hospital spokesman replied:

"The man was admitted in Ophthalmology, all we did was to correct his eyesight"

[Josy]

A woman has sued her local hospital, saying that after her husband
was treated recently, he has lost all interest in sex with her.

The hospital spokesman replied:

"The man was admitted in Ophthalmology, all we did was to correct his eyesight"


:joker:

[Kazanne]

A woman has sued her local hospital, saying that after her husband
was treated recently, he has lost all interest in sex with her.

The hospital spokesman replied:

"The man was admitted in Ophthalmology, all we did was to correct his eyesight"


:joker::joker:

[Kazanne]

d-diB65scQU

well that puts us all in a happy mood kizzy:joker:

[Kazanne]

A man walks into a bar and asks for a beer.
After drinking it, he looks in his shirt pocket and asks for another beer.
After drinking that one, he looks in his shirt pocket again and asks for
another beer.
This happens about another seven times before the bartender asks him, "Why
do you keep looking in your pocket?"

The man replies, "I have a picture of my wife in there. When she looks good
enough, I'll go home."
http://i95.photobucket.com/albums/l121/Lavaria_80/Smilies/happy.gif

[Kizzy]

A man walks into a bar and asks for a beer.
After drinking it, he looks in his shirt pocket and asks for another beer.
After drinking that one, he looks in his shirt pocket again and asks for
another beer.
This happens about another seven times before the bartender asks him, "Why
do you keep looking in your pocket?"

The man replies, "I have a picture of my wife in there. When she looks good
enough, I'll go home."
http://i95.photobucket.com/albums/l121/Lavaria_80/Smilies/happy.gif

:joker: :joker: :joker:

[Marcus.]

A man walks into a bar and asks for a beer.
After drinking it, he looks in his shirt pocket and asks for another beer.
After drinking that one, he looks in his shirt pocket again and asks for
another beer.
This happens about another seven times before the bartender asks him, "Why
do you keep looking in your pocket?"

The man replies, "I have a picture of my wife in there. When she looks good
enough, I'll go home."
http://i95.photobucket.com/albums/l121/Lavaria_80/Smilies/happy.gif

:joker::joker::joker::joker:

[sooty]

A man walks into a bar and asks for a beer.
After drinking it, he looks in his shirt pocket and asks for another beer.
After drinking that one, he looks in his shirt pocket again and asks for
another beer.
This happens about another seven times before the bartender asks him, "Why
do you keep looking in your pocket?"

The man replies, "I have a picture of my wife in there. When she looks good
enough, I'll go home."
http://i95.photobucket.com/albums/l121/Lavaria_80/Smilies/happy.gif


Poor wife!
http://flatrock.org.nz/static/frontpage/assets/humour/primate_laughing.jpg