[Kazanne]

This thread is a nice thread for people to have a laugh and be nice,do you feel nice?
Four worms and a lesson to be learned!!!!

A minister decided that a visual demonstration would add emphasis to his Sunday sermon.

Four worms were placed into four separate jars.

The first worm was put into a container of alcohol.

The second worm was put into a container of cigarette smoke.

The third worm was put into a container of chocolate syrup.

The fourth worm was put into a container of good clean soil.

At the conclusion of the sermon, the Minister reported the following results:

The first worm in alcohol . . . . . . Dead .

The second worm in cigarette smoke . . . Dead .

Third worm in chocolate syrup . . .. . Dead.

Fourth worm in good clean soil . .. . Alive …


So the Minister asked the congregation,

"What did you learn from this demonstration?"

Alison was sitting in the back, quickly raised her hand and said . . .
"As long as you drink, smoke and eat chocolate, you won't have worms!"

That pretty much ended the service!

[Cherie]

lol Kaz.

do I have to tell a joke to join?

[Kazanne]

Originally Posted by Cherie

lol Kaz.

do I have to tell a joke to join?

No,but feel free too

In church I heard a lady in the pew next to me saying a prayer.
It was so sweet and sincere that I just had to share with you:-

"Dear Lord,

This has been a tough two or three years.

You have taken my favourite actor Patrick Swayze.

My favourite pop singer Michael Jackson.

My favourite Blues Singer Amy Winehouse.

My favourite actress Elizabeth Taylor.

And now my favourite singer Whitney Houston.

I just wanted you to know that my favourite politicians are

[Kazanne]

[GypsyGoth]

[Niamh.]

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[thesheriff443]

im happy, so im not staying on here

[Kazanne]

Originally Posted by Niamh.

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That's the song I was thinking about when doing this thread

[Kazanne]

Originally Posted by thesheriff443

im happy, so im not staying on here

Morning sheriff

[Kazanne]

[thesheriff443]

Originally Posted by Kazanne

Morning sheriff

mornining kaz, mod's and member's
just finished hoovering so im happy
been putting it off, but its done until next time

[Kazanne]

Originally Posted by thesheriff443

mornining kaz, mod's and member's
just finished hoovering so im happy
been putting it off, but its done until next time

Tidy house ,tidy mind ,sheriffare your services for hire?

[Kazanne]

A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in.

“Mother, where do babies come from?”

The mother thinks for a few seconds and says, “Well dear, Mommy and Daddy fall in love and get married. One night they go into their bedroom, they kiss and hug and have sex.”

The daughter looks puzzled so the mother continues, “That means the daddy puts his penis in the mommy’s vagina. That’s how you get a baby, honey.” The child seems to comprehend.

“Oh, I see, but the other night when I came into your room you had daddy’s penis in your mouth. What do you get when you do that?”

“Jewelry, my dear. Jewelry.”

[Niamh.]

[thesheriff443]

Originally Posted by Kazanne

Tidy house ,tidy mind ,sheriffare your services for hire?

of course but as i alway's say to the husband's its more money if you want to watch

[thesheriff443]

Originally Posted by Kazanne

A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in.

“Mother, where do babies come from?”

The mother thinks for a few seconds and says, “Well dear, Mommy and Daddy fall in love and get married. One night they go into their bedroom, they kiss and hug and have sex.”

The daughter looks puzzled so the mother continues, “That means the daddy puts his penis in the mommy’s vagina. That’s how you get a baby, honey.” The child seems to comprehend.

“Oh, I see, but the other night when I came into your room you had daddy’s penis in your mouth. What do you get when you do that?”

“Jewelry, my dear. Jewelry.”

[Munchkins]

I like this thread

[Kizzy]

Oh thankyou kazanne needed a laugh

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[Niamh.]

Originally Posted by Kazanne

That's the song I was thinking about when doing this thread

REM

Starts at 4.35

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[MTVN]

My new toilet seat has just arrived so that makes me very happy

[InOne]

Nothing like a bit of Gwen to make you happy

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[Kazanne]

Hows your happy day going so far?

[Ramsay]

What a lovely thread