The Winner of TiBB Eurovision 2013 is... AMMI!

[Shaun]

actually the eighteenth entry made it that but ssssh

[Glenn.]

-prepares for performance-

[Livia]

I feel sorry for Livia for I was once described as the Bosnian & Herzegovinian equivalent of Adele. She'll have to pull out something special to compete with the utter emotion and beauty that is my song.

Is that because you've got quite a fat arse and look like a girl, Dezzy?

[Cherie]

Is that because you've got quite a fat arse and look like a girl, Dezzy?

:joker: and wears the same style of dress over and over.



Will miss this as I won't be around tonight, but good luck to all.

[Livia]

:joker: and wears the same style of dress over and over.



Will miss this as I won't be around tonight, but good luck to all.

Extremely poor planning on your part, Cherie. I hope you have a note excusing you.

[Z]

Is that because you've got quite a fat arse and look like a girl, Dezzy?

:laugh2: LOL

[Tom4784]

Is that because you've got quite a fat arse and look like a girl, Dezzy?

How rude, just what I'd expect from Romania :hmph:

[Jesus.]

I'd finger Adele, so #teamdezzy.

[Cherie]

Extremely poor planning on your part, Cherie. I hope you have a note excusing you.

Yes I've sent my apologies to the host, he has been very gracious about it all. Well apart from the expletives he used.

[Livia]

How rude, just what I'd expect from Romania :hmph:

Promise not to tell anyone... but my only function in this competition is to make the entries on either side of me look better.

[Livia]

I'd finger Adele, so #teamdezzy.

She has all the qualities you go for: she's is female and has a pulse.

[Jesus.]

She has all the qualities you go for: she's is female and has a pulse.

Lets not be too hasty with the pulse.

[AnnieK]

I have a sob story to excuse my poor attempt...keeping it under wraps for now but ready to bring it if nil points looks likely!!

[Glenn.]

http://i83.photobucket.com/albums/j303/GlennDines123/tumblr_lsz7n0Qanl1qb51zt.gif

[Marcus.]

can not wait

[Withano]

http://cdn4.vtourist.com/4/4087713-THE_FLAG_OF_UGANDA_Africa.jpg

[Shaun]

Two hours to go :evilgrin: received Jesus' entry... that makes a nice round twenty.

Novo if you're still doing it, leaving it until the deadline is a really dickish move :idc: i have stuff to plan

[Z]

I've got this tab open at work, I feel like Niamh

[Ryan57]

Shaun, could you check the PM I sent you please regarding my entry? Sorry if you already have.

[Shaun]

Yeah, sorry, I haven't really replied to entries because I haven't found anything wrong with them :laugh: all of the changes I received today, I've amended, so it's all fine :laugh:

[Iceman]

Britains Got Talent is taking a break tonight because it doesn't want to go head to head with TiBB Eurovision!!

[Marcus.]

Britains Got Talent is taking a break tonight because it doesn't want to go head to head with TiBB Eurovision!!

aye that was official reason

[GypsyGoth]

Britains Got Talent is taking a break tonight because it doesn't want to go head to head with TiBB Eurovision!!

:laugh2:

[Drew.]

i just went back over my song and listened to it again.. oh god

[Shaun]

not too fussed about UK ratings tbh cos I know this'll get a guaranteed 50m viewership in Germany alone

[Z]

I'm so excited for this. I have visions of me ignoring phone calls in order to finish reading an entry :laugh:

[Marcus.]

i just went back over my song and listened to it again.. oh god

bet is fab

[Livia]

I have it on good authority that Jesus will be wearing one of Dana International's old frocks tonight, in homage to Israel's last Eurovision winner. Enjoy that thought everyone.

[Tom4784]

i just went back over my song and listened to it again.. oh god

Same, I think I'm gonna flop worse then I did in the second Eurovision s0b.

[Iceman]

mine is meant as a joke so I dont want people moaning at me over it, I dont think they will though....

[Livia]

mine is meant as a joke so I dont want people moaning at me over it, I dont think they will though....

Whatever you've said about me I will forgive you and take it in good humour. If I am not mentioned, you are dead to me.

[Tom4784]

Yeah same here, don't take any of it to heart.

[Iceman]

Theres not much that rhymes with Livia....:flowers:

[Z]

Bolivia

[Shaun]

hmm... dinner is taking a while to cook. *will have to eat during the opening performance*

[Z]

Activia

[Jesus.]

Theres not much that rhymes with Livia....:flowers:

STI's she will give to ya.

That's a rhyme, not a cry for help.

[Livia]

Activia

I think we'll leave it there Zee. He gave me the "flowers" emoticon... it's all good.

Zee, I wanted to say... I am dedicating my performance tonight to you x

[Z]

I think we'll leae it there Zee. He game the the "flowers" emoticon... it's all good.

Zee, I wanted to say... I am dedicating my performance tonight to you x

You're not the first person to tell me this :suspect: I get the impression about a quarter of tonight's performances will be mentioning me in some way :laugh:

[Jesus.]

She must really hate you, Zee.

[Drew.]

my song will be dedicated to Purdy.

[Tom4784]

You're not the first person to tell me this :suspect: I get the impression about a quarter of tonight's performances will be mentioning me in some way :laugh:

Mine has a whole verse about you.

[Iceman]

Bolivia
**** you
Activia
**** you x2
STI's she will give to ya.

That's a rhyme, not a cry for help.
:laugh2:
I think we'll leave it there Zee. He gave me the "flowers" emoticon... it's all good.

Zee, I wanted to say... I am dedicating my performance tonight to you x

Next Year you will have a prominent role I promise

[Livia]

You're not the first person to tell me this :suspect: I get the impression about a quarter of tonight's performances will be mentioning me in some way :laugh:

I don't mention you... I dedicate it more as an homage.

[Marcus.]

can not wait to see them

[Withano]

2 minutes!

[Z]

I don't mention you... I dedicate it more as an homage.

You homagephobe

[Lee.]

I've never seen this before

[Tom4784]

:amazed:

[Marcus.]

I've never seen this before

what tibb eurovision
same here

[Shaun]

new page~

[Kazanne]

I've never seen this before

Nor me,it's all new to me,got a feeling I've messed up,LOL

[Shaun]

http://imageshack.us/a/img69/2453/shaunnietyler.jpg

to the tune of
cqXk_FRw62Q

Shaunnie Tyler - Believe in Zee

You say you don’t believe in opting out of Most Loved
And you laugh at the thought of giving your votes to chuff
You always finish low, you're just cursed and doomed, you say
You wanna make the top ten but this just isn't your day

But that’s all fine if you give your ten points wisely
And if you’re feeling unsure, he'll run Most Loved ably

Believe in Zee, yeah
Believe in Zee, yeah
Believe in a Claudia number two and Marc's posts about poo
Did no one vote the_truth? I never liked Drew.
If you don't believe in throwing a point away on Lee,
Believe in Zee

You came tenth once, but since then it's only gone to pot,
You even tried to look good by winning that bear for bobnot
But that’s just fine, at least you're not as old as Niamh
If she wins again then can you please hold my weave?

Believe in Zee, yeah
Believe in another six month ban, some commas from kazanne
Random pictures from Nathan, also MTVN
If you don't believe there's some fun on T.I.B.B.,
Believe in Zee

What ya gonna do when ol' Karl's been drinking?
And you’re tied for points with Glenn and you're beaten by Munchkins
Can't face tonight, all this Eurovision shite
When you just want Ben and Novo to give you something

Believe in Zee, yeah
Believe in another nude from Scott, a win for GypsyGoth
And don't you write off Locke, though by Mollie he was Mocked
None of this matters, the real winner is Ammi,
Believe in Zee

[GypsyGoth]

:laugh2:

[Z]

:worship: Flawless

[Marcus.]

:laugh:

[Drew.]

:joker:

[Glenn.]

:lovedup:

[Withano]

Omg haha Ily

[Matt]

Forgot I was judging this

Good luck beating Love Don't Kosovo Thing, best entry ever

[Livia]

Amazing x

[Tom4784]

Stunning.

[Shaun]

http://news.bbc.co.uk/media/images/45778000/jpg/_45778610_007324697-1.jpg
It's that time of year again, bitches!
We're dusted out of retirement and forced to host ten or so songs about forum-users subtly slagging each other off?
Not so scathing, my dear Augustine! This year, we have 20 songs to devour, and only a few of them refer to that member. Also, didn't you used to speak French?
Back when Captain.Remy was around yeah but now I hardly see the ****ing point, to be honest. Might take up Japanese for sooty's benefit I suppose.
That's the spirit! First off, a show of applause for the beautiful and slightly-aged Shaunnie Tyler there!
すすけたこんにちは、私の美しい蓮の花。
Right. We've got a long, long show ahead of us, now, Augustine, and I can tell your medication is already wearing off, so let's kick off imminently with a trip to the sunny shores of Spain...
*looks at autocue, squints for a while* Something about simpsons?
No, my love, it is "Simping", by the Spanish novelty act Sir Simpalot!
Ah, balls, this Azerbaijani bitch just elbowed me in the neck.

[Kazanne]

So good ;-)

[Withano]

None of this matters, the real winner is Ammi,


Without a doubt

[Tom4784]

The Hosts <3 How I've missed them.

[AnnieK]

Amazing...is it too late to withdraw my entry? If this is the the standard I want to crawl away and die

[Shaun]

Sir Simpalot - Simping
http://www.bigcheesebadges.com/images/spain_spanish_flag.png

http://tumyeto.com/images/uploaded/simping_opt.jpg

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_tLi4ZVMwdrE/TJVTqcMVqqI/AAAAAAAAAEs/wS0z2GlqpSc/s1600/man-slave-700119.jpg

pxu6iQ28arw

You used to sit and talk for hours
You must have known she was a he
Whilst you were up talking for most the night
There was a secret deep inside

Day and night
Simping goes on forever
Now or never it’s your time to strike
(People love and let go)
Day and night
Simping goes on forever
Now it’s time to stalk the bitch

[Chorus: x2]
You’ve only gone and exchanged numbers
What happens if you go missing
We’ll find you tied up in the back of a van
You need to quit simping

You’d do whatever she told you to do
You’d even bend over if she asked
But because of the secrets that were kept
You never got to meet up because

Day and night
Simping goes on forever
Now or never it’s your time to strike
(People love and let go)
Day and night
Simping goes on forever
Now It’s time to stalk the bitch

[Chorus: x2]
You’ve only gone and exchanged numbers
What happens if you go missing
We’ll find you tied up in the back of a van
You need to quit simping

[x2]
Day and night
Simping goes on forever
now or never its your time to strike

[Chorus: x2]
You’ve only gone and exchanged numbers
What happens if you go missing
We’ll find you tied up in the back of a van
You need to quit simping

[x2]
Day and night
Simping goes on forever
now or never its your time to strike

gracias simps

[Black Dagger]

Amazing start Shaun, I am howling, and the hosts :love:

[Z]

Forgot I was judging this

Good luck beating Love Don't Kosovo Thing, best entry ever

:amazed: Thanks Matt :D I think I came 2nd or 3rd with that, was so pleased

[Kazanne]

Amazing...is it too late to withdraw my entry? If this is the the standard I want to crawl away and die

LOL,LOL,THIS^ shall we go for a drink annie:joker:

[Z]

simp-ly fantastic :amazed:

[Ammi]

..was that Drew's entry..?....Amazing..:love:....

[Drew.]

http://www.crossed-flag-pins.com/Friendship-Pins/Spain/Flag-Pins-Spain-Spain.jpg

[Withano]

Is it bad that I feel like I can relate to the lyrics.. Well done Drew!

[Drew.]

thank you people :love:

[Black Dagger]

Brilliant again, this is going to be a fun night :love:

[Livia]

LOL... excellent.

[AnnieK]

Drew :worship:

[Tom4784]

Divine.

[GypsyGoth]

Good job :D

[Kazanne]

These are fab,I don't think I quite got the gist of it,lol

[Shaun]

http://intoyoureyes.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/nataliavodianova.jpg

Oh gosh. That was poignant.
Dry your eyes, mate.
Here's Norway!

[Drew.]

thank you! :amazed:

[LemonJam]

Just caught up, fabulous intro and a beautiful creation from Spain. :love:

[Shaun]

d9S02NBG6w8

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v205/kazanne/home-made-paper_zpsa1666e26.jpg

(to the tune of)

GER396B6M7w

[Glenn.]

Well done Sir Simpalot. Exceeding performance :love:

[LemonJam]

Very original :love: Great job!

[Ammi]

...well done Kazanne, it was stunning..:love:...

[Jesus.]

Quality, Drew.

[AnnieK]

Well done Kaz....

[Withano]

Nice Kazanne

[Iceman]

Well done so far, am a bit late haha

[GypsyGoth]

Well crafted :worship:

[Shaun]

sorry, forgot to edit in her last minute video :hugesmile:

[Tom4784]

*claps*

[Drew.]

good job Kaz

[Z]

Aww can't watch Kazanne's until I'm home tonight from work, can't wait!

[Withano]

Oh, yeah! Its way better now! I was trying to do it to the tune of the first video!

[Ramsay]

These are amazing, i cant believe i never bothered watching before lol

[Shaun]

http://static.stuff.co.nz/1242249012/310/2410310.jpg
Rudolph, what do I do?
Just smile and avoid eye contact.
She won't go awa-
It'll be fine! She probably just wants human flesh.
Her eyes are black.
Here's Israel! An Ode to Mel Gibson!

[Kazanne]

LOL ,it could have been done so much better but thanks everyone ,Shaun,were's my song lyrics ;-)

[Shaun]

gxEPV4kolz0


It’s 9 o’clock on Passover
The disciples are in a rush
Judas gets the first round in
For some reason he said he’s quite flush.
He said Yeshua will you break bread for me
That turns into flesh when I bite?
I want a drink that turns into your blood
And I’d prefer cheap red plonk over white.

Oh, la la la, di da da
La la, di da da da dum


Forgive us our sins; you’re the son of man
Forgive us our sins tonight
Those Jew bastards, they want a sacrifice
And your outlook doesn’t look bright

Now the future saint, Peter, was friend of mine
He was always so loyal and nice
I warned him before this is over, you’ll deny me not once, twice, but thrice
He said Yeshua I’ll never deny you
For you are the way, truth, and light
The cock crowed once, he said who the hell are you?
I’ve never seen you before in my life.

Oh, la la la, di da da
La la, di da da da dum

After food we walked in Gethsemane (Geth-sem-a-knee)
With full stomachs we were all weak.
Judas returned with some soldier friends of his
And planted a kiss on my cheek
Now I’m stood before Pilate
He said Yeshua what can I do?
The whole world will learn of your sacrifice
Except for those murderous Jews

Forgive us our sins; you’re the son of man
Forgive us our sins tonight
Those Jew bastards, they want a sacrifice
And your outlook doesn’t look bright


Nailed to a cross by my hands and my feet
A crown of thorns pierces my head
Lee talking s**t on the cross next to me
Makes me wish I was already dead
Father, thou hast forsaken me
I could have had kids and a wife
But 2 billion people will follow me, so,
You should always look on the Brightside of life

Oh, la la la, di da da
La la, di da da da dum

Forgive us our sins; you’re the son of man
Forgive us our sins tonight
Those Jew bastards, they want a sacrifice
And your outlook doesn’t look bright


http://i.imgur.com/BGjyZVV.jpg

[Iceman]

OMG lol that was brilliant

[Kizzy]

Well done to everyone so far! :D

[Livia]

http://oi53.tinypic.com/30u7cl4.jpg

[Tom4784]

http://oi53.tinypic.com/30u7cl4.jpg

^

[Drew.]

:laugh: that was great

[Ammi]

...:lovedup:....that was inspired, Jesus...

[Z]

:laugh2: pmsfl

[Shaun]

http://img87.imageshack.us/img87/6418/twinsj.jpg
Seriously, why haven't you gotten rid of them yet?
I'm just saying, if there's grass on the pitch-
Do NOT finish that sentence. Here's Latvia!

[GypsyGoth]

Spectacular :laugh2:

[Withano]

I had a feeling you'd be a winner Jesus!

[Iceman]

if theres grass on the pitch LOL

[AnnieK]

Phenomenal Jesus. :worship:

[LemonJam]

Nailed to a cross by my hands and my feet
A crown of thorns pierces my head
Lee talking s**t on the cross next to me
Makes me wish I was already dead

rofl, brilliant. :amazed:

[Shaun]

Latvia TiBB Eurovision 2013

Artist Name: Gleona Lewis
Song Title: Run Back, Ruby (English Edit)
(A song about the lack of awareness of pet custody after divorce)

Backdrop for Performance:
http://i1294.photobucket.com/albums/b614/GlennG88/jesus-christ-vagina-art-michaelhussar-michael-hussar_zps9104ed23.jpg (http://s1294.photobucket.com/user/GlennG88/media/jesus-christ-vagina-art-michaelhussar-michael-hussar_zps9104ed23.jpg.html)

-Enters stage through opening vagina-

My costume for the performance:

http://i1294.photobucket.com/albums/b614/GlennG88/vagina-costume_o_14022_zpsc2d7657d.jpg (http://s1294.photobucket.com/user/GlennG88/media/vagina-costume_o_14022_zpsc2d7657d.jpg.html)

My dancers costumes:

http://i1294.photobucket.com/albums/b614/GlennG88/252855_10150214241312114_262494087113_7012916_3895 481_n_zps9ec4ece1.jpg (http://s1294.photobucket.com/user/GlennG88/media/252855_10150214241312114_262494087113_7012916_3895 481_n_zps9ec4ece1.jpg.html)

Lyrics:

I'll sing it one last time for you,
While I stand here, on my hooves
You said that I could keep the dog,
she was always, mine

And I can bare-ly stand this pain,
I stroll around and round in rain
I know you love her, long wet tongue
around your clunge...

Run back, Ruby
Run back to me, my girl
Her vagina is not what, you need
there's crabs and infection aplenty.

To think I once went in bareback,
even once in her large crack
The stench of poo, made me gag
I nearly died

HmmHmm

Run back, Ruby
Run back to me, my girl,
Her vagina is not, what you need
there's crabs and infection aplenty

Faster, faster
I'll try and run, for you
take you back into my arms again
save you from the clutches of clunge

(Standard Gleona Ablibs)

Run back, Ruby
Run back to me, my girl
Vagina is not what you need
Crabs and infection aplenty

Faster, faster
I try and run for you,
Take you back into my arms again,
save you from the clutches of clunge

-song end-

-lifts dress and sprays first 5 rows of audience with glitter shooting from vagina, whilst yelling off mic...''apskatīt manu maksts un raudāt jums pamata kuces''-

-exits stage-

[Drew.]

:laugh2:

[Tom4784]

I'm not sure what I just witnessed....but I like it.

[Iceman]

what the **** LOL shooting vaginas....

[Z]

:suspect: crabs :suspect:

:amazed: that was great!

[LemonJam]

(A song about the lack of awareness of pet custody after divorce)

:laugh2:

[Withano]

Turned me on a bit

[Shaun]

http://www.novinite.com/media/photo_story/200905/photo_big_886.jpg
WOW. That was flawless.
Alright love, calm down.
NO YOU CALM DOW-
I am so sorry everyone. Here's the pathetically small country of Liechtenstein.

[Kazanne]

These are brilliant:joker::joker::joker::joker:

[AnnieK]

Speechless....:laugh:

[GypsyGoth]

:laugh2:

[Ammi]

..haha, Glenn, I'm not sure what to say....fabulous will do..:love:....

[Glenn.]

:laugh:

[Shaun]

Artist: Mr. Crabman

Song: Zee's The Crabman!

Outfit: http://imageshack.us/a/img401/7550/blackzootsuitzoom.jpg

Background dancers:

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_sW65ilskOC8/S_rTN32INZI/AAAAAAAAfrI/nJ7FPOd6XSU/s1600/ManinCrazyCrabSuit.bmp

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Lyrics:

He's the Crabman!

Zee di di bi di do bap do
He has them though

Crabby ba ba baba bo
Craba ba ba bo
Crab ba ba ba bo [x2]

(More crabbing)


Let me get down and tell you a story of a brother
and his little message to you
He carries many diseases
does as he pleases
If the crabman can do it
So can you

Everybody says that the crabman is a ****er
But didn't ever **** when he got the stings
But what you don't know
I'm gonna tell you right now
That the wurkit once sent got him high up in his thing
Yo, he's the crab man
Where's the crab man? He's in Scott's van.

He loves to pleasing so he'll take any old heathens wood
He don't need no reason, just that he could
The state of his condition
a guess is a mission
Last we heard he had scabies and some heavy wood.

Everybody says that the crabman is a ****er
But didn't ever **** when he got the stings
But what you don't know
I'm gonna tell you right now
That the wurkit once sent got him high up in his thing
Yo, he's the crab man
Where's the crab man? He's in Scott's van.


Crabby ba ba baba bo
Craba ba ba bo
Crab ba ba ba bo

Zee di di bi di do bap do
He has them though [x3]

He got all this itching, one night in a bed
and he did nothing, he says, we know better
As while he was still sleeping
The anus was still seeping
'Cause things you call dead haven't yet had the chance to be born
It's the crabs man!


He's the crab man!

Zee di di bi di do bap do
He has them though

He has them though

Craba ba ba bo
Ze has crab ba bo[x2]

(More crabbing)
Zee di di bi di do bap do
He has them though[x2]

Zee has crab ba ba bo [x3]

Yeah! He;s the crab man!
(Scats)

Where's The Crab man?

(Crabs)

In Scott's van

Scratch like Zee
It's a scottie otty dotty dirty crabby sto-ory

He's the crab man.

Itch along with Zee
It's a scottie otty dotty dirty crabby sto-ory

he didn't get no crabs from me!

Yeah!

He's the Crabman [x2 Mixed with crabs and wurkits in background along with a flag supporting Zee as we love him very, very much. :love:]

[Iceman]

Winner right there....amazing....

[Tom4784]

*stands up in silence and awe and slowly claps*

[Glenn.]

:worship:

[Drew.]

such a catchy song.. great effort :joker:

[Ammi]

..:worship:.....The Crabman..:love:...

[Withano]

Is that Bens? Its brilliant

[LemonJam]

entries at other members expense :love::love::love: stunning.

[GypsyGoth]

Crabman, priceless :laugh2:

[Black Dagger]

OMFG, that song on it's own is catchy and flawless, but with these lyrics.

<3.

12 POINTS.

[Drew.]

that song is now stuck in my head

[Livia]

Excellent...

[Z]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA :laugh2:

omg I'm sitting in work trying not to burst into hysterical laughter!!

[Shaun]

http://en.itv.az/thumbnail.php?file=malax_858191195.jpg&size=article_medium
You join me backstage, where I have met this handsome young man who is dancing with the Swedish entry!
help me he tried to touch my genitals
Hahaha! You are such a riot, Janus! Here is the British entry, from Conor!

[Shaun]

The one that always stays
Summer after college, you got thrown out,
I said that you could stay the night, on my couch,
And seven months later,
Your still staying here.

You stole my girlfriend’s knickers,
And went to the club,
Whilst we were working hard,
Trying to pay for the grub,
Hoping that one day,
I’d be losing you.

In another life,
I would be like, no.
So I don’t have to see your face,
When I come and go.

In another life,
I wouldn’t let you stay,
So I don’t have to pay
My way, and see you every day,
The one that always stays.

I owed lots of money, bills and cash,
Whilst you just sat there doing jack, like a bunch of trash.
Sometimes when your not there,
I pray you don’t come back.

You’ve overstayed your welcome by many days,
Even though I said, you could stay.
Its time to face the truth,
That your no longer my friend.

In another life,
I would be like, no.
So I don’t have to see your face,
When I come and go.

In another life,
I wouldn’t let you stay,
So I don’t have to pay
My way, and see you every day,
The one that always stays.
The o-o-o-o-o-one [x3]
The one that always stays.

I wish money could buy me a time machine
So I could replace you with a million things
I should’ve told you that it was short term
‘Cause now I pay the price.

In another life,
I would be like, no.
So I don’t have to see your face,
When I come and go.

In another life,
I wouldn’t let you stay,
So I don’t have to pay
My way, and see you every day,
The one that always stays.
The o-o-o-o-o-one [x3]


In another life,
I wouldn’t let you stay,
So I don’t have to pay
My way, and see you every day,
The one that always stays.
-------------------------------------
And heres what i'd look like...
http://i42.tinypic.com/dcvaxi.jpg

This is very englishy, a typical english man who's life could be better without his college best friend living there...

[Livia]

Well done Conor.

[Z]

:worship:

[Withano]

Better than Katy Perry

[Drew.]

very good Con

[Shaun]

http://img.spokeo.com/public/900-600/andrey_malakhov_2009_05_09.jpg

Uh... Rudolph?
Yes, Augustine?
I...something's happened.
Jesus CHRIST WHAT HAPPENED
I DON'T KNOW
HOLD STILL - here's Poland! - NURSE!

[Z]

Better than the Katy Perry version tbh :idc:

[AnnieK]

Excellent

[Ammi]

...that was excellent, Conor..:love:...

[Shaun]

http://i.imgur.com/UGULqqw.png

DAVE BENSON-PHILLIWICZ
THE TRIALS AND TRIBULATIONS OF LIFE IN GDANSK:
A MODERN VIEW OF LIFE IN POLAND -

THESE TEARS THEY BLIND ME
THEY COME SUDDENLY
I JUST WANT TO SEE THE WORLD
BUT I CANNOT SEE

THE RIVER IT RUNS THROUGH ME
I AM VERY EMOTiONAL YOU SEE
THERE IS SUFFERING EVERYWHERE
BUT AS THEY SAY WHAT WILL BE WILL BE

I AM NOW EATING A HAM ROLL
IT JUST SCREAMS SUFFERING TO ME
THE HAM ROLL LOOKS SAD
I DON'T WANT TO CARRY ON THIS WAY
WILL SOMEONE HELP ME

I JUST LOOK OUT OF THE WINDOW
A BOY FELL OFF HIS SCOOTER
WHY DID THIS HAVE TO HAPPEN
JUST WHY

GDANSK IS SCARY PLACE
I NO LIKE IT HERE
SUFFERING EVERYWHERE
PAIN

I AM GOING LOCAL GARDEN CENTRE TOMORROW
WITH MY FRIEND PIOTR
WE WILL BUY PLANT
AND PLANT IT IN GARDEN
PLANT OF HOPE

I HOPE WORLD PEACE COMES
LIKE BIG TORNADO
SAVE THE WORLD PLEASE
YES

http://i.imgur.com/CV5uBOd.png

[LemonJam]

omfg :joker::joker::joker:

[Drew.]

LOL :joker:

[AnnieK]

So poignant....brought a tear to me eye...:laugh: the poor boy who fell off his scooter...was he ok?

[Livia]

LMAO...

[Withano]

C812jkoK8gA

[Ammi]

...:worship:..:lovedup:...genius, Nathan....

[Shaun]

http://www.koreatimes.co.kr/upload/news/090515_p18_photo.jpg

SHE'S BACK! To her normal self!
¡Sí! Vamos a disfrutar de la entrada Portugués ahora.
ffs

[Z]

omg I'm howling at that Poland one LOL

[Shaun]

T-I-B-B Gurls - Jaky Perry

Greetings loved ones
Let’s quickly log out again..

I know a place
Where Marc’s hair’s really ginger
Warm, wet and wild
Niamh's skinny-dipping in the water
Sippin’ gin with Drew
With booze that he nicked from his mummy...
...cheap tool...
Tried, cooking an egg...
Now my stomaches feeling funny..

You could travel the world
But nothing comes close
To one of Josy's **** posts
Once you’ve met PM Marcus
You’ll be falling in love
Oooooh Oh Oooooh

T-I-B-B Girls are unforgettable
Shame it turned out the fit ones had c**cks
Scott's sending out nudes to those who share their email
Oooooh Oh Oooooh

T-I-B-B Girls are undeniable
Ammi, Vicky and Lee, sipping vodka on the rocks
Crying because they failed to make the top twenty
Oooooh Oh Oooooh

Zee's on the beach
And there's some crabs running up his trouser leg
Ben, what a freak
Staring at Glenn with a microscopic lens

You could travel the world
But nothing comes close
To one of Ammi's daft puns...
As for the one known as Jesus
He thinks he's a God from above
Oooooh Oh Oooooh

T-I-B-B Girls are unforgettable
Most have been seduced by the Mock
Skin so cracked and grim, it'll make your jaw fall off
Oooooh Oh Oooooh

T-I-B-B Girls are undeniable
Black and fierce, just as Scott wants
Niamh using her bold font to tell the members off
Oooooh Oh Oooooh

Cider cans are a plently
Meet the Members gets Dezzy hot and sweaty
Wild, wet, soapy foam
Nathan's attempting to make a toast
Annie's long gone, playing drunken hopscotch with Shaun
Pissed up, most are squeezing buns
TiBB's full of freaks, a bunch of creeps
Most who log on never have time for sleep

Okay, I won't play any of many Shaun's games
TiBB's own marriage went up in flames
Set up by the lovely Palm Springs
We learnt what marriage mixed with drink can bring

Bridesmaids, groomsmen bangin' out
Cringey as hell, without a doubt
Marriage soon had run it's course
Glenn is still pending for a divorce

Kate my dear lady?
(What?)
Please divorce me, baby
(***** off!)
I've washed my hands with ya
Plus we never shagged together

T-I-B-B Girls are unforgettable
Shame it turned out the fit ones had c**cks
Scott's sending out nudes to those who share their email
Oooooh Oh Oooooh

T-I-B-B Girls are undeniable
Ammi, Vicky and Lee, sipping vodka on the rocks
Crying because they failed to make the top twenty
Oooooh Oh Oooooh

T-I-B-B Girls, T-I-B-B Girls
(T-I-B-B Girls, man)
T-I-B-B Girls, T-I-B-B Girls
(really wish you could all be less like T-I-B-B girls)

[GypsyGoth]

:laugh2: great work guys.

[Kazanne]

:joker::joker:

[Withano]

hahaha. You have to win

[LemonJam]

amazing :love:

[Ammi]

....amazing, Jake..:lovedup:...

[Drew.]

that was great Jake :joker:

[Shaun]

http://i1.ytimg.com/vi/PlJjyPeyq9w/hqdefault.jpg

It would appear we are now in low resolution.
Yes :( however, at least you're no longer speaking Spanish.
Haha yes! Such an ugly language! Speaking of which, here's Kosovo.

[Glenn.]

Omfg :laugh2:

[LemonJam]

oh god -hides-

[AnnieK]

:laugh2:

[Iceman]

omg TiBB Gurls is a huge contender methinks

[Shaun]

this deserves

[Shaun]

a new page

[Iceman]

a new page

yes

[Glenn.]

-is excited-

[Shaun]

The TiBB it is a-changin' - Fatjon Gashi (Feat Gjevahire Çoçaj)

The Performers
Beloved Musician/Wizard Fatjon Gashi
http://i40.tinypic.com/98zyx5.jpg
Harmonica Virtuoso Gjevahire Çoçaj
http://oi43.tinypic.com/eltw8.jpg

The Staging
Just the two sat in front of a picture of the llama version of Ammi - Llammi. See below.

The Song
QJ4fSyKER_c

Come gather 'round Tibbers wherever you roam
And admit that the forum around you has grown
And accept it that soon it'll be overflown
With threads about how you are shaven
With so many innuendos that you can't help but groan
For the TiBB, it is a-changin'.

Come mods and admin Who prophesize with your bans
And the members who've changed their gender yet again
Josy's signature is overloaded with black men.
And they've all been added by Nathan
When will be the next time we say bye to Ben?
For the TiBB, it is a-changin'.

Come hosts, game makers, who put effort in
Only for the most inactive person to win
How long til someone does TiBB Hells Kitchen?
Even then there'll be schemin' and gamin'
But we know that the game will go straight to the bin
For the TiBB it's a bit **** tbh. :\

[King Gizzard]

amazing

[Glenn.]

There are no words

[Shaun]

*is converting the video to mp3 as we speak*

[AnnieK]

Amazing...

[Drew.]

:worship:

[Withano]

I came in here optimistic, my chances of winning have been obliterated. All of these, especially this are brilliant!

[GypsyGoth]

:worship:

[King Gizzard]

i feel like james has just ejaculated into my ears

[Black Dagger]

:lovedup:

[Ammi]

..James, I love you..totally flawless..:lovedup:....

[Shaun]

http://www.eurovision.tv/save-files/resizes/05/13/77/75/a5/8f/32/8d/4b/d8/34/9d/22/10/c0/af/IMG_7338.jpg
I am so bored with these Mollie references fgs Rudolph-
And we're back! Kosovo there silencing the crowd with a beautiful folk song.
I preferred their entry last year. So catchy. Like herpes to the ears.
Well, you'd know. Now, we break a little Eurovision tradition here and with good reason - we fly all the way over to Uganda, where Withano and his class of children have created this song for us. It is called "Making Melodies", and we say a warm hello! to the class of P5.

[LemonJam]

thanks guys :bigsmile:

[Drew.]

iv been looking forwards to this one

[Livia]

LJ... LOL LOL LOL x

[Iceman]

amazing standard this year, im fooked

[Shaun]

pHeYZZ-d0bc

Making melodies in my heart
Making melodies in my heart
Making melodies in my heart
To the King of Kings
Hands up, hands up
Chest up, chest up
Knees bent, knees bent
Bellies up, bellies up
Turn around
Na na na na na, na na na
Na na na na na, na na na
Na na na na na, na na na
To the King of Kings

Making melodies in my heart
Making melodies in my heart
Making melodies in my heart
To the King of Kings
Hands up, hands up
Chest up, chest up
Knees bent, knees bent
Bellies up, bellies up
Turn around
Na na na na na, na na na
Na na na na na, na na na
Na na na na na, na na na
To the King of Kings

[Drew.]

amazing :love:

[GypsyGoth]

Awww that was stunning :love:

[Shaun]

:lovedup:

[AnnieK]

withano :lovedup: they are gorgeous kids

[LemonJam]

Wowww, that's commitment. Beautiful :love::love::love:

[Iceman]

Bellies us bellies up!!!!!!!!!!

[Ammi]

..just beautiful, Withano...your children are absolutely lovely..:lovedup:....

[Withano]

Haha thanks chums. The real song is something to do with putting thumbs in and elbows out, this is way better.
They know this is happening tonight and they're excited about it too but they think they're competing against different schools from across the world which I totally lied about so it would be less weird.
I'm showing them a censored version of the competition on Monday and I've got a prize sorted out for them regardless of where we finish up placing!

[Livia]

OMG... Brilliant Withano x

[Shaun]

http://media.monstersandcritics.com/galleries/1733521/0172800955085.jpg

Good news! We've adopted the Children of the Night!
I'm telling you, Rudy, I don't trust these bitches.
we_have_come_for_your_souls
Haha! How precious! Now, for our returning champion - it's Bosnia and Herzegovina!

[GypsyGoth]

they think they're competing against different schools from across the world which I totally lied about so it would be less weird.

:laugh2: :laugh2:

[Ammi]

Haha thanks chums. The real song is something to do with putting thumbs in and elbows out, this is way better.
They know this is happening tonight and they're excited about it too but they think they're competing against different schools from across the world which I totally lied about so it would be less weird.
I'm showing them a censored version of the competition on Monday and I've got a prize sorted out for them regardless of where we finish up placing!

...:lovedup:...I hope they enjoy it Withano..I love that you made them a part of it..you're a truly great guy....

[Shaun]

DARIO DEZZKALIOLIVALICHOV

Dario is a talented Songstress from the small fishing town of Dekalopokolovicachakivvachia and has trained since birth to represent his nation in Eurovision, a dream he achieved when he bested the previous champion in gladiatorial combat in front of the Emperor of Bosnia & Herzegovina, Dean Gaffney. His vocal abilities are beyond compare and it's impossible to listen to his angelic tones without weeping, even the heavens themselves cry when he sings.

STAGE DIRECTIONS

Dario stands alone and bloody in the wreckage of Tibb after a vicious battle between the Alcove and the Coven. The Sports Section has been burnt to the ground (Legend Killer's cries of anguish provide the backing vocals) and Tibb Towers is slowly falling apart. As the song starts he begins walking through the broken sights of Tibb while the surviving members twerk mournfully in the background. He comes across such things as a broken Banhammer, Scott's barrel of industrial strength Lube that's currently spilling across the stage and the shredded remains of Black Dagger's library of selfies. At this point a montage of Tibb's greatest hits is projected upon the stage, we see the battles between Zeta and the Brotherhood, the rise and fall of Twilight Twitty, the chaos that was Most Hated and every Razzies there's ever been and finally....Tibb Dancing on Ice. Dario is seen wiping away a single tear before several men dressed as crabs arrive on stage for a dance breakdown during the Zee verse. After which they melt away when Dario douses them in lotion. The performance ends when he prays for the future of Tibb at a stained glass window depicting Saint Barbra Streisand.

tAUFGZtKdZI

I dreamed of Tibb in days gone by
When Stu was high
And Karl was wasted
Before Mollie was a guy
Before Vicky was impregnated

But now as Tibb begins to fade
infractions were made and used and wasted
There is no one left to shade
No trolls are banned, all spam permitted

But the Coven posts at night
With their reports loud as thunder
As they tear the board apart
As they turn your threads to shiiiiii-iiiiii-iiiii-iiiii-iiiiiiit!

Zee spent on season by my side
He filled my bed with endless lice
He took my towels in his stride
But he was gone when the crabs came

But still I dream that Tibb will be
A place where we can hate together
But there are dreams that will not be
And there are cliques we cannot weather

I had a dream that Tibb would be
So different from this hell I'm modding
So different now from what it seemed
Now Kate has killed the tibb I dreamed (of). [/center]

[Shaun]

*is curious as to how the Bosnian accent sounds particularly French*

[GypsyGoth]

:laugh2: that was great :love:

[Iceman]

oh

my

god

[Black Dagger]

:joker: :joker:

[Withano]

That accent is just beautiful.

[Livia]

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lv0ee5dDd81qgp2cr.gif

[LemonJam]

OH MY GOD. Perfection.

[Drew.]

very good :joker:

[Ammi]

..OH MY GOD DEZZY..!!..you didn't disappoint, that was incredible..I'm an ocean of emotion right now...fabulous..:lovedup:....

[Withano]

You may applaud now hahaha

[Shaun]

http://pourquoistory.files.wordpress.com/2009/05/11.jpg?w=420

Now, Rudolph, when you think of vampires what do you picture?
Oh, I don't know! Lecherous men sinking their teeth into my neck, draining me of fluids and consuming my body with the lust only a man can summon.
Oh... well I was going to ask what they look like. Here, Romania tell us what they shouldn't look like!

[Shaun]

6CWLXj8LXgg

Real Vampires Don’t Sparkle.

Vampires should be really scary
Now they look like bloody marys
We have fangs and flowing robes
No contact lenses or designer clothes
Once the tourists all flocked here to
Search for Vlad and Nosferatu
Now the tourists have all gone
Because of Bella f u c k i n g Swan!

We’re all gaunt and thin and wiry
Not like models in Vampire Diaries
And we never, ever would
Pose like tossers in True Blood
Vampires live in grimy cellars
We are proper graveyard dwellers
We would never live in Forks,
Or drive Volvos like the Cullen dorks

Even vampire slayers… Buffy… Blade…
Look like the Twilight sexy, cool brigade
Van Helsing is the one they should resemble
No pouty tart could ever make us tremble.
RPattz never turns into a bat
The sulky, brooding, sentimental twat.
Lugosi shows how vampires should behave
I bet Bram Stoker’s spinning in his grave.

We’re masters of sick desires
Not like emos from Stephanie Meyers
We’re concerned with evil dealings
We’re not ‘in touch’ with our bloody feelings
I admit we look dog-rough
and they’re hot and ripped and buff
But we’re the living dead and we all
DEFINITELY DO NOT SPARKLE!

So if you want to join the living dead
Expel all thoughts of Twilight from your head.
Just call the Count and I will promise that
If you’ve got the balls I’ll be your bat.

[AnnieK]

:laugh2: amazing.....just amazing...

[Withano]

These are all so good haha

[GypsyGoth]

I loved it :laugh2:

[LemonJam]

Amazing Livia :lovedup:

[Ammi]

..haha, that was so quick, Livia...absolutely fabulous..:lovedup:....

[Drew.]

well done Livia :love:

[Shaun]

wow, that fits perfectly :laugh2: -has only just listened to this-

i've been busy. what of it.

[Shaun]

http://www.sofiaecho.com/shimg/zx500y290_717758.jpg
ALRIGHT EUROVISION LET'S MAKE SOME NOISE
****in' ave it!
Rudolph and Augustine have gone off to respond to Twitter death threats, so we're here to introduce the Holy See! Take it away, DJ Bridezilla!
ITE, here's Pope Hop!

[Z]

:D Can't wait to listen to all the videos while watching this when I get home, thanks for the homage Livia :D!!

[Shaun]

Song By Pope Francis I and the Fun Lovin' cardinals

To be sung to the tune of Thrift Shop by Macklemore (skip verse two lol)
QK8mJJJvaes

"Pope Hop"

Hey, Benedict! Can we do some Pope hopping?

What, what, what, what... [many times]

Bada, badada, badada, bada... [x9]

I'm the new pope lads,
Going to Heaven on a rocket
I - I - I'ma grunting, looking for a wine-cup
This is ******ing Godsome

Nah, get up on the alter like, "What up, I got a big frock!"
I'm so pumped about getting this damn job
White smoke from the chimney, it's so damn holy,
That people like, "Damn! Jesus, Mary, Joseph and the donkey."
Devil, sins, hell and sheet, headin' to the confessional,
Dressed in all white, 'cept my old shoes, those are black
Benedict wore red or maybe pink, he’s standin' next to me
he shoulda washed Jeez, smells like he got the sheets
(Piiisssssss)
But S**t, He’s 85! (colostomy bag it)
hoppin' it, prayin’ and S**t, 'bout to go and get some Eucharist,
Blessin’ all them Catholics, Prayin’ and some Biblin’
Take me for a spin in the Pope Mobile man
I am wavin’ and prayin’ and
takin’ your money, not for myself, it’s for charity, bitch
I'ma make those orphans smile, I'ma make those orphans smile,
No for real - ask those orphans – I’ve sent your money down (Thank you)
Prayin’ for Saints and even sinners
Blessin’ people from Rome as far as wiggin’
Have you woken to the Lord? Have you woken to the Lord?
Follow the 10 commandments and then you’ll get your reward
Hell? no, hell? no Heaven man, that’s where I go
The Devil ain’t getting my soul man, hell no
I get my angel Wings, cos God rules, God rose
Kneeling before Jesus, him laid out on a cross

I'm the new pope lads,
Going to Heaven on a rocket
I - I - I'ma grunting, looking for a wine-cup
This is ******ing Godsome

I'm the new pope lads,
Going to Heaven on a rocket
I - I - I'ma grunting, looking for a wine-cup
This is ******ing Godsome

I wear a big mad Cloak
I look infallible
I got this big ass job
From that ex pope on the commode
I wear a big mad Cloak ('kay all right)
I look infallible (now come on)
I got this big ass job
(big ass coat)
From that ex pope on the commode (let's go)

I'm the new pope lads,
Going to Heaven on a rocket
I - I - I'ma grunting, looking for a wine-cup
This is ******ing Godsome

Is that the holy Ghost?

[GypsyGoth]

:laugh2:

[Drew.]

who did this? Brilliant :joker:

[Ammi]

...:worship:...amazing, Niamh..:love:...

[Shaun]

(this was Niamh)

[Withano]

Brilliant

[Livia]

OMFG... LOL... I'm converting to Catholicism first thing tomorrow.

[Drew.]

(this was Niamh)

ah thank you.. one of my favourites so far

[LemonJam]

Amazing :laugh: one of my faves so far.

[AnnieK]

So so good.....:worship:

[Shaun]

http://www3.pictures.gi.zimbio.com/Eurovision+Song+Contest+Moscow+2009+1st+Semi+kQbu7 0NgKH7m.jpg

Wow! What a contemporary song!
Ha ha ! Yes !
Why are there spaces between your exclamation marks?
I don't know ! Help !
Here's Sweden!

[LemonJam]

the hosts :love:

[Shaun]

to the tune of...
xFrGuyw1V8s

Friday night and the forums busy...
Who'll be first to get in a tizzy?
Will there be any fighting. *Will Scott drink wine?
Will there be a thread featuring swinearefine?
Will anyone be getting high?
The night is young and the moon is in the sky...
With a bit of plug DJ, and a tiny chat
Theres probably a thread about ryan's shat....
Will sooty post a gif of a cat?

You are the TiBB Queen, young and sweet, should be asleep
Feel the beat from Crasters Keep...
Do you prefer the Alcove...or celebrity news
Or just giving your views?

On the site we have the son of god....
Scott, Shaun, Glenn, Nathan, Marc (a ginger MOD)
Josy, Niamh and Lee
Ammi, livia and GG
All deserve a nod...

You are the TiBB Queen, young and sweet, should be asleep
Feel the beat from Crasters Keep...
Do you prefer the Alcove...or celebrity news
Or just giving your views?

You are the TiBB Queen (fade out)

[Ammi]

....Annie and Abba..:worship:....that was totally brilliant, Annie..:lovedup:...

[LemonJam]

rofl, excellent :amazed:

[Drew.]

this is great Annie :love:

[Withano]

Loved it Annie

[Iceman]

OMG Niamhs and Annie's were brilliant aswel

[Kazanne]

Well done annie:hugesmile:

[Livia]

LOL... Annie... that was brilliant x

[Shaun]

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_K57NhmetPkU/SgnyHzKec-I/AAAAAAAAAQ4/cM963Jm6H5w/s400/090512EurovisionSongContestSemiFinalsMoscow001.jpg

we_are_the_night
we_will_devour_you_all
especially_russia

[Shaun]

nupage~