The Eurovision Song Contest Discussion [DENMARK WIN]

[Ramsay]

what is wrong with her face

[Drew.]

what

[Harry!]

Romania simply crazy.

[King Gizzard]

Oh my ****ing god, just retire

[Brother Leon]

Meh. This song aint doing ****.

[Ammi]

..awww, she's so nervous..:sad:...

[GypsyGoth]

I think she's drunk.

[Marcus.]

what is wrong with her face

lots of face lifs

[Blink_Me]

Nul points.

[MTVN]

C'mon Bonnie

[Kazanne]

Oh,she must be so nervous,the song is not the best tbh.

[Marsh.]

Sorry Bonneh, it's too normal compared to the others.

[Drew.]

bring Blue back

[Ryan57]

Oh dear. :(

[Ramsay]

we should of just let ye have jedward

[Black Dagger]

Flop bitch, she's pissed tbh.

[Marcus.]

noooooooooooo

[Brother Leon]

Last min Transfer with Jedward,Please?

[Ramsay]

why is daniel bedingfield playing guitar?

[Marsh.]

Only a drunken tirade of expletives against the other nations can save this performance.

[Vanessa]

I like Bonnie, but the song is a bit meh. :(

[Joelle.]

Nil Pwa

[MTVN]

Well I think she's doing magnificently

[Ammi]

..ok, well we're not going to win this year...

[King Gizzard]

if this gets more than 10 points altogether I will be surprised

[Kazanne]

It's not a winner I dont think ,nothing catchy in it

[Kizzy]

Bonnie you are wasted in this wishy washy mushy crap, anyhoo romania has won ;)

[Ryan57]

Should of sent Rylan.

[Drew.]

arseblog ‏@arseblog 1m
Carl Jenkinson's dad on backing vocals is amazing!

amazing

[GypsyGoth]

France 6/10
Lithuania 4/10
Moldova 5/10
Finland 8/10
Spain 6/10
Belgium 7/10
Estonia 9/10
Belarus 4/10
Malta 7/10
Russia 8/10
Germany 7/10
Albania 8/10
The Netherlands 9/10
Romania 3/10
United Kingdom 6/10

[Ryan57]

Sounded like her voice was going.

[Vanessa]

She got a bit nervous. Shame. :(

[Harry!]

Believe in Bonnie.

[Kazanne]

Bonnie you are wasted in this wishy washy mushy crap, anyhoo romania has won ;)

:joker::joker: are you in the TIBB contest Kizzy? I got Norway:hugesmile:

[Marcus.]

oh dear

comments - all good

[Brother Leon]

**** song and **** performance. 10 points total if lucky lol.

[King Gizzard]

Well this guy has a punchable face

[Marcus.]

ok song

[GypsyGoth]

Well this guy has a punchable face

:laugh2:

[Black Dagger]

I just forgot, she's my sweepstake.

Silly half-cut woman :hmph:

[Kazanne]

Nothing special with this one either

[King Gizzard]

Good song though

[Marcus.]

Well this guy has a punchable face

how

[Marsh.]

All of these songs sound like I've heard them a million times before.

[King Gizzard]

Swansea's chico dancing I see

[Vanessa]

I like this song. :hugesmile:

[Marcus.]

All of these songs sound like I've heard them a million times before.

aye saem 08marsh

[Kazanne]

I just forgot, she's my sweepstake.

Silly half-cut woman :hmph:

:joker::joker:never mind BD the judges might be half cut aswell.

[Black Dagger]

I like this one, I was on team YOHIO during MelFest. But I'm okay now <3.

[Drew.]

Swansea's chico dancing I see

:joker:

[Lee.]

I've just fast forwarded quickly through them all.. On bonnie now.. Dearly me

[Marcus.]

i got france in sweepstake

[Vanessa]

What is the dancer staring at? :shocked::blush2:

[King Gizzard]

Arguably the best song so far with Finland

[Ammi]

..another one of my favourites..at least 7/8 points GG..?...

[GypsyGoth]

France 6/10
Lithuania 4/10
Moldova 5/10
Finland 8/10
Spain 6/10
Belgium 7/10
Estonia 9/10
Belarus 4/10
Malta 7/10
Russia 8/10
Germany 7/10
Albania 8/10
The Netherlands 9/10
Romania 3/10
United Kingdom 6/10
Sweden 7/10

[Joelle.]

Loreen ****s all over him tbh

[Marcus.]

What is the dancer staring at? :shocked::blush2:

he wanted to look at somthing

[Brother Leon]

Romania is the best so far.

[Harry!]

Sweden delivering a fantastic performance.

[Black Dagger]

I might get the Eurovision album this year, I've loved most songs.

[GypsyGoth]

..another one of my favourites..at least 7/8 points GG..?...

:worship:

[GypsyGoth]

Oh I like this one :love:

[Marcus.]

like this one

[King Gizzard]

Our first hipster of the evening, lovely

[Black Dagger]

This one is so pretty <3.

[GypsyGoth]

I might get the Eurovision album this year, I've loved most songs.

I think I will, well I'll illegally download it anyway.

[Marcus.]

a girl get hug buy 7 conuites

[Vanessa]

I saw the flag and i thought it was Italy. :blush2::laugh:

[Joelle.]

What's Kerry Katona doing there? :suspect:

[Ammi]

...a good one for Hungary...I really like these guys...

[Marcus.]

I saw the flag and i thought it was Italy. :blush2::laugh:

oh dear ness

[Vanessa]

oh dear ness

The flag is very similar. :joker:

[Lee.]

I've never hear such ****e... Like everrrrrr

[Marcus.]

aye the lyrics are good

[King Gizzard]

this is..well..crap

[Black Dagger]

I think I will, well I'll illegally download it anyway.

Yeah I think I'll do the same lolol <3

[Marcus.]

The flag is very similar. :joker:

ness its nearly the same

[Ammi]

..how amazing are his glasses..:love:...

[Brother Leon]

Could those Jeans be any tighter. Jesus.

[King Gizzard]

aye the lyrics are good

Marcus everybody, fluent in Hungarian

[Joelle.]

This is so awful though

[MTVN]

aye the lyrics are good

Didn't know you were fluent in Hungarian

(Nathan beat me to this joke)

[GypsyGoth]

France 6/10
Lithuania 4/10
Moldova 5/10
Finland 8/10
Spain 6/10
Belgium 7/10
Estonia 9/10
Belarus 4/10
Malta 7/10
Russia 8/10
Germany 7/10
Albania 8/10
The Netherlands 9/10
Romania 3/10
United Kingdom 6/10
Sweden 7/10
Hungary 9/10

[Ammi]

..I think he's going to breakdance soon...

[GypsyGoth]

Yeah I think I'll do the same lolol <3

:laugh: :love:

[Harry!]

Hungary was a bore.

[Marcus.]

Didn't know you were fluent in Hungarian

sing a long
you can see the words in english

[Vanessa]

I really like this one! :amazed:

[Lee.]

Ooh.. I've got Denmark in the sweepstake. This'd better be good

[GypsyGoth]

Denmark :lovedup:

[Ryan57]

Still looks like she needs a wash.

[Vanessa]

:dance::dance::dance:

[Ammi]

...:love:....

[Marcus.]

Marcus everybody, fluent in Hungarian

aye i am

thank you sing along
you can see it in england

[Black Dagger]

Here is the winner :love:

[Brother Leon]

What a beauty.

[King Gizzard]

Well this girl would definitely be Mollie's next avatar
..if he was still with us

[Kazanne]

I like this one a lot.

[Vanessa]

:elephant::elephant::elephant:

[Ammi]

..she looks like my friend's daughter...

[Marcus.]

good song

[Drew.]

shes very good looking

[King Gizzard]

rubbish pipe gimmick

[Joelle.]

Is sitting on the floor now a thing since Loreen did it? This is lovely though :love:

[Lee.]

This is **** too

[Vanessa]

:lovedup::lovedup::lovedup::lovedup:

[Ammi]

..it's a good song...

[King Gizzard]

I can only really remember Romania out of them all, might be a good year musically but pretty dull

[Lee.]

How long until the points start coming in?

[Vanessa]

:worship::worship::worship::worship:

[GypsyGoth]

France 6/10
Lithuania 4/10
Moldova 5/10
Finland 8/10
Spain 6/10
Belgium 7/10
Estonia 9/10
Belarus 4/10
Malta 7/10
Russia 8/10
Germany 7/10
Albania 8/10
The Netherlands 9/10
Romania 3/10
United Kingdom 6/10
Sweden 7/10
Hungary 9/10
Denmark 9/10

[Marcus.]

10 30 lee
i think

[King Gizzard]

Well that's probably winning anyway

[Ammi]

..there's loads left yet Lee...

[Black Dagger]

How long until the points start coming in?

Probably an hour.

[Marcus.]

like this one

[King Gizzard]

Icelandic God

this guy already has my vote

[Kazanne]

What great hair.

[GypsyGoth]

I want to live in Iceland.

[Black Dagger]

EG A LIF, EG A LIF <3.

Love it.

[Ammi]

..yeah that was definately a 9 GG..I'm going to send your CV to Eurovision...

[Harry!]

The Denmark song is cute and simple it could win this contest!

[GypsyGoth]

..yeah that was definately a 9 GG..I'm going to send your CV to Eurovision...

Thank you :laugh:

[Ryan57]

Wish this lass would shave her facial hair.

[Vanessa]

Awwwww! This is beautiful. :bawling:

[Ammi]

..he looks like Rick Wakefield...

[Lee.]

I feel strangely attracted to this chap

[Marcus.]

EG A LIF, EG A LIF <3.

Love it.

i have life i have life

[Brother Leon]

Epic hair.

[GypsyGoth]

He does have winning hair.

[King Gizzard]

Egg on a leaf

[Marcus.]

Awwwww! This is beautiful. :bawling:

aye the lyics are sweet

[Ryan57]

I feel strangely attracted to this chap

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-4CNVYFbRSRw/T7P5M8gH25I/AAAAAAAABNA/zNmXXM3DUJY/s1600/cheryl-cole.gif



:p

[Kazanne]

..he looks like Rick Wakefield...

Yes he does Ammi.

[Ammi]

He does have winning hair.

..7 points for the song and 10 for the hair...

[Vanessa]

:lovedup:

[GypsyGoth]

Egg on a leaf

:laugh2:

That reminded me of something Terry Wogan would say.

[King Gizzard]

He doesn't suit a suit though, should have just wore a robe and a majestic hat

[Lee.]

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-4CNVYFbRSRw/T7P5M8gH25I/AAAAAAAABNA/zNmXXM3DUJY/s1600/cheryl-cole.gif



:p
:joker:

[Marcus.]

the lyrics got me sad

[GypsyGoth]

..7 points for the song and 10 for the hair...

Yep, to make an average of 8.5, round down to 8 :D

[Kazanne]

Egg on a leaf

:joker::joker::joker:

[King Gizzard]

the lyrics got me sad

How many languages do you know marcus you're like some sort of multi lingual wizard

[MTVN]

Here we go, the great peoples republic of Azerbaijan with the winning entry

[GypsyGoth]

the lyrics got me sad

Hit your head until you forget the sad thoughts.

[Joelle.]

Could be a Dothraki

[Ryan57]

If I was gay, this man could do whatever he wanted to me.

[Vanessa]

He's gorgeous! :amazed::lovedup:

[Marcus.]

How many languages do you know marcus you're like some sort of multi lingual wizard

oh of couse





nah thank you to sing a long does the words in english

[Black Dagger]

This guy is vile. I hate this so much.

Shame he'll be top 3.

[Marcus.]

Hit your head until you forget the sad thoughts.

no will not do that

[King Gizzard]

enrique iglesias after a nose job

sounds like him too

[GypsyGoth]

France 6/10
Lithuania 4/10
Moldova 5/10
Finland 8/10
Spain 6/10
Belgium 7/10
Estonia 9/10
Belarus 4/10
Malta 7/10
Russia 8/10
Germany 7/10
Albania 8/10
The Netherlands 9/10
Romania 3/10
United Kingdom 6/10
Sweden 7/10
Hungary 9/10
Denmark 9/10
Iceland 8/10

[Marcus.]

good song

[Lee.]

Ness, has Ben been on yet??

[Kazanne]

Is this the guy who is 7 ft tall:joker:

[Ammi]

..no, a definate disappointment...

[MTVN]

What a good looking man he is

[Vanessa]

Ness, has Ben been on yet??

No, not yet. :laugh:

[Joelle.]

They're not even in sync...

[King Gizzard]

guys having a seizure in a box and they don't give a **** ffs

[Marcus.]

unfold me what

[Vanessa]

He can hold me anytime he likes. :elephant:

[Ryan57]

This guy could so do porn.

[Drew.]

the cubes shrunk

[Ammi]

..yeah, in a not very original kind of way MTVN...

[Kazanne]

nah,this is naff.

[GypsyGoth]

Is this the guy who is 7 ft tall:joker:

:laugh:

There is a guy with the Ukraine (I think) and he is like a giant and dresses as one too.

[Lee.]

I kind of like this

[Joelle.]

Sure there is a horror film where a psycho keeps a man in a glass box :suspect:

[King Gizzard]

Yes Greece

[Kazanne]

:laugh:

There is a guy with the Ukraine (I think) and he is like a giant and dresses as one too.

Is he still to come on?:hugesmile:

[Marcus.]

grese

[King Gizzard]

Fantastic beards

[Vanessa]

Alchool achool alchool is free! :dance::dance::dance:

[Harry!]

Azerbaijan performance was very good. Love the vocals.

[GypsyGoth]

France 6/10
Lithuania 4/10
Moldova 5/10
Finland 8/10
Spain 6/10
Belgium 7/10
Estonia 9/10
Belarus 4/10
Malta 7/10
Russia 8/10
Germany 7/10
Albania 8/10
The Netherlands 9/10
Romania 3/10
United Kingdom 6/10
Sweden 7/10
Hungary 9/10
Denmark 9/10
Iceland 8/10
Azerbaijan 5/10

[MTVN]

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_Pf3nuTR2V-w/TPYIb0IYjiI/AAAAAAAAAgU/aHYrhgTsglE/s1600/flag-azerbaijan.jpg

[Black Dagger]

This one is so catchy :love:

Azerbaijan were awful.

[Ryan57]

Sure there is a horror film where a psycho keeps a man in a glass box :suspect:

That would be me keeping you hostage.

[GypsyGoth]

Is he still to come on?:hugesmile:

Yep :D

[Ammi]

..haha..amazing..:love:...

[King Gizzard]

This has to win

[Joelle.]

Surely there will be complaints about this, promoting free alcohol

[Lee.]

****ing hell

[Kazanne]

Yep :D

:joker: that should be fun,thanks GG

[Ammi]

..the first 10 of the night...

[Vanessa]

This is genius! Funny and catchy. :joker::joker::joker:

[Marcus.]

our head hurting

[MTVN]

Someone should let that man know he's bought a childs guitar by mistake

[Brother Leon]

This is great.

[Vanessa]

:dance::dance::dance::elephant::elephant::elephant :

[King Gizzard]

that guy has san marino hidden in his moustache

[Ryan57]

Old man looks like the guy from the Kammy Betfair (think it's Betfair) adverts.

[Kazanne]

This is ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,er lively.

[GypsyGoth]

Someone should let that man know he's bought a childs guitar by mistake

:laugh2:

[Marcus.]

lyrics are funny

[Vanessa]

I love this song so much! :laugh2::laugh2::laugh2:

[Joelle.]

Hope he doesn't have a coronary

[King Gizzard]

I might actually have to vote

[GypsyGoth]

alcohol alcohol is bad for your liver :dance:

[Kazanne]

Someone should let that man know he's bought a childs guitar by mistake

:joker::joker::joker:Or it shrunk in the wash.

[Ryan57]

It is time! :worship:

http://wiwibloggs.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/Zlata_Ognevich_521-266x400.jpeg

http://www.focushaber.com/galeri_foto/b/zlata-ognevic-zlata-ognevich--181214.jpg

http://vips-star.ru/uploads/posts/2012-08/1345316231_zlata_ognevich.jpg

http://www.eurovision.tv/save-files/resizes/7f/57/f6/7a/40/87/99/6b/30/61/60/75/6f/aa/63/89/zlata_ognevich__photo04.jpg

http://24.media.tumblr.com/51cb68579b590a875e7587d77570effd/tumblr_mmb53zaKnT1rxpy9io1_500.jpg

Zlata Ognevich :lovedup: http://oi41.tinypic.com/4vg0ex.jpghttp://oi41.tinypic.com/4vg0ex.jpghttp://oi41.tinypic.com/4vg0ex.jpghttp://oi41.tinypic.com/4vg0ex.jpghttp://oi41.tinypic.com/4vg0ex.jpg :lovedup:

[Brother Leon]

It wasn't the Whiskey,The Ice Was the problem!


Winner.

[Vanessa]

The way they dance is hilarious! :joker:

[Marcus.]

police do not scare them lol

[Ammi]

..:worship:...

[MTVN]

The Greeks have the right idea really, can't afford to win and host it so just put out the most ridiculous act possible

[Black Dagger]

Ryan she's here <3.

[GypsyGoth]

France 6/10
Lithuania 4/10
Moldova 5/10
Finland 8/10
Spain 6/10
Belgium 7/10
Estonia 9/10
Belarus 4/10
Malta 7/10
Russia 8/10
Germany 7/10
Albania 8/10
The Netherlands 9/10
Romania 3/10
United Kingdom 6/10
Sweden 7/10
Hungary 9/10
Denmark 9/10
Iceland 8/10
Azerbaijan 5/10
Greece 6/10

[King Gizzard]

my long lost brother

[Ryan57]

Ryan she's here <3.

INDEED! http://oi41.tinypic.com/4vg0ex.jpg

[Joelle.]

Hodor!

[Marcus.]

Italy next ness

[Harry!]

Greece delivering a fun performance

[Marcus.]

like this

[Ammi]

..indeed Harry..Ukraine isn't too bad either..

[King Gizzard]

meeeeeeeeehhhh

[GypsyGoth]

like this

Me too, it's a well crafted song.

[Joelle.]

This is lovely too but it still sounds like a rip off of Defying Gravity

[Brother Leon]

Mehh.

[Marcus.]

Me too, it's a well crafted song.

aye and the words lush

i like a buterfly

[Ryan57]

10/10

Gorgeous!

Marry me!

[Vanessa]

She looks a bit like Shania Twain. :suspect:

[King Gizzard]

alright, but don't see why it's 4th favourite, bore off

[zakman440]

Love this!

[GypsyGoth]

The giant should smash up the place if they lose.

[Vanessa]

Italy! Yusssssssssssssss! :dance:

[Ryan57]

She looks a bit like Shania Twain. :suspect:

Maybe that's why I love her.

Seriously, would never even look at another woman.

[Ammi]

..I just dropped my Revels all over the floor...bugger..

[GypsyGoth]

France 6/10
Lithuania 4/10
Moldova 5/10
Finland 8/10
Spain 6/10
Belgium 7/10
Estonia 9/10
Belarus 4/10
Malta 7/10
Russia 8/10
Germany 7/10
Albania 8/10
The Netherlands 9/10
Romania 3/10
United Kingdom 6/10
Sweden 7/10
Hungary 9/10
Denmark 9/10
Iceland 8/10
Azerbaijan 5/10
Greece 6/10
Ukraine 8/10

[Black Dagger]

Yay for Vanessa's country :love:

But I don't think I like it much iirc.

[King Gizzard]

What's the harm in us taking a chart star next year

[Ammi]

..Italy...YAY VANESSA..!!!

[King Gizzard]

or the wurzels

[Joelle.]

Well Greece have won so everyone else may as well go home

[Kazanne]

He's a bit stiff.

[Ryan57]

I'm just blown away. My penis is just starstruck after Zlata's performance.

[Black Dagger]

What's the harm in us taking a chart star next year

Because none of them would risk it lolol.

It'd be easy to send One Direction and them win in a landslide tbh.

[Marcus.]

love this song
the lyrics is lush

[Ammi]

He's a bit stiff.

..he's just intense Kaz..Italian..:love:...

[Vanessa]

:love::love::love::love:

[Marcus.]

i take away your breath

[Sexy]

Phwooooaaaaaaaaarrrrr

[King Gizzard]

Nice, but instantly forgettable

[Lee.]

He's a bit stiff.

I wish :evilgrin:

[GypsyGoth]

France 6/10
Lithuania 4/10
Moldova 5/10
Finland 8/10
Spain 6/10
Belgium 7/10
Estonia 9/10
Belarus 4/10
Malta 7/10
Russia 8/10
Germany 7/10
Albania 8/10
The Netherlands 9/10
Romania 3/10
United Kingdom 6/10
Sweden 7/10
Hungary 9/10
Denmark 9/10
Iceland 8/10
Azerbaijan 5/10
Greece 6/10
Ukraine 8/10
Italy 7/10

[Marcus.]

nice

[King Gizzard]

Because none of them would risk it lolol.

It'd be easy to send One Direction and them win in a landslide tbh.

well then we'd win by a landslide and no harm is done to their rep